Truwan: Ok now where did my muses get off to, Oh there thay are, guys give it to them

Kuro-Fei: Gladly *pulls out magnum*

Pyro: Eep!!!

Truwan: no that is not what I meant, maybe pyro should do this

Pyro: ok, da masta here does not own any gundam wing stuff, or the virginia high security penitentiary

Duo: ahh someone bail me out of here!!!

Truwan: well to get on with this I would just like to give tori yuki ichimura credit in this story for letting me borrow duet

Duet: borrow my @!%^%$ you !@%$^$ stole me *goes wing zero and shakes cage door*

Truwan: watch it *snaps fingers and duet is suddenly wearing a I love truwan get-up* I am the author fear me, but ya I give the credit of duet to tori

Duo's Bad Habit

It was one of those fun days again, where it was just duo his jaguar custom model his best friend Quat and a pint of the bartenders finest. The car swerved into oncoming traffic as duo laughed like crazy, an angry looking sally shouted certain things not fit for a young childs developing mind. So duo carried on like so until...

Quatre: *eyes bugging out* uh duo do you think that this is legal

Duo: of course it is Quat, besides look at all the friends we are making *waves at a furious Millardo*

Quatre: ok duo if you say so

all of the sudden there is a sieren and flashing red and blue lights, Quatre faints from shock, and duo snickers

Duo: O, so ya want to race eh

Duo slammed on the accelerator and took off with two police cruisers in tow

Duo: hey this is great *jumps the curb and sideswipes a mailbox*

Quatre: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh duo

Duo: don't worry Quat I have my lucky underwear on

Quatre: *feints*

Duo proceeds to run over a cat

Cops: *on speakers* pull over to the side of the road

Duo: you will never catch me speed racer *runs into a tree* Kisama!!!

the cops come running over to the car and drag a quickly sobered duo and a deadweight quatre out of the car

Cop 1: you are under arrest

Cop 2: *whispers* what about the blonde

Cop 1: just wake him up and send him home he doesn't look all that guilty to me

quatre is woken up and heads home oblivious to duo's cries of "you will never keep me locked up" while duo is dragged off to face the judge

Duo: *in court* your honor, I was not in my right mind

Wufei: ya he was drunk

Duo: arn't you supposed to be on my side

Wufei: nah this is funner

this goes on for awhile until Duo cant take it any longer

Duo: you will never take me alive *jumps up on table and pulls out rubber- band gun*

Judge: baliff restrain him

Baliff: yes your honor *tackles duo and handcuffs him*

The deathscythe pilot is dragged off to the funny farm for a little stay due to the unanimous guilty vote from the jury

Duo: *is thrown in jail cell* ow, that hurt, say where am I

Guard: hello and welcome to the virginia state penitentiary

Duo: why was I thrown in a penitentiary

Guard: didn't you hear it at the trial, I don't think the DUI was it but the fact that you scored 21 counts of manslaughter and one of catslaughter was probably what got you *guard walks off*

Duo: man this stinks

Voice: shut up ya big baby

Duo: Nani

Duet walks out of the shadows and laughs at duo

Duet: they got you to, what did you do?

Duo: went on a little cruise with 2 close friends *snickers*

Duet: and those friends would be...

Duo: err Quat and a cold vodka

Duet: *holding back a laugh* I see

Duo: so what do ya do here for fun

Duet: lets see...there is...no...and...no not that...

Duo: well at least we can talk, so what are you in here for eh?

Duet: eh, well, em.... *really fast* Smuggeling Illegal Drugs

Duo: I told you pot is not the way to go its the beer that counts...and how many times you get busted

Duet: once

Duo: they can't do that

Duet: I guess they can when your hauling a semi-full of it across the mexican border

Duo: I see

Ok thats it for chapter one now review or else *holds up chibi duo* the chibi eyes I must have 5 reviews for next chappy and I wouldn't suggest flames as pyro might hurt you

pyro: ya *evil grin*

Kuro-Fei: *starts plotting evil against pyro for no reason*

Well anyhow plz r & r on what you think