Truwan: Ok now where did my muses get off to, Oh there thay are, guys give
it to them
Kuro-Fei: Gladly *pulls out magnum*
Pyro: Eep!!!
Truwan: no that is not what I meant, maybe pyro should do this
Pyro: ok, da masta here does not own any gundam wing stuff, or the virginia high security penitentiary
Duo: ahh someone bail me out of here!!!
Truwan: well to get on with this I would just like to give tori yuki ichimura credit in this story for letting me borrow duet
Duet: borrow my @!%^%$ you !@%$^$ stole me *goes wing zero and shakes cage door*
Truwan: watch it *snaps fingers and duet is suddenly wearing a I love truwan get-up* I am the author fear me, but ya I give the credit of duet to tori
Duo's Bad Habit
It was one of those fun days again, where it was just duo his jaguar custom model his best friend Quat and a pint of the bartenders finest. The car swerved into oncoming traffic as duo laughed like crazy, an angry looking sally shouted certain things not fit for a young childs developing mind. So duo carried on like so until...
Quatre: *eyes bugging out* uh duo do you think that this is legal
Duo: of course it is Quat, besides look at all the friends we are making *waves at a furious Millardo*
Quatre: ok duo if you say so
all of the sudden there is a sieren and flashing red and blue lights, Quatre faints from shock, and duo snickers
Duo: O, so ya want to race eh
Duo slammed on the accelerator and took off with two police cruisers in tow
Duo: hey this is great *jumps the curb and sideswipes a mailbox*
Quatre: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh duo
Duo: don't worry Quat I have my lucky underwear on
Quatre: *feints*
Duo proceeds to run over a cat
Cops: *on speakers* pull over to the side of the road
Duo: you will never catch me speed racer *runs into a tree* Kisama!!!
the cops come running over to the car and drag a quickly sobered duo and a deadweight quatre out of the car
Cop 1: you are under arrest
Cop 2: *whispers* what about the blonde
Cop 1: just wake him up and send him home he doesn't look all that guilty to me
quatre is woken up and heads home oblivious to duo's cries of "you will never keep me locked up" while duo is dragged off to face the judge
Duo: *in court* your honor, I was not in my right mind
Wufei: ya he was drunk
Duo: arn't you supposed to be on my side
Wufei: nah this is funner
this goes on for awhile until Duo cant take it any longer
Duo: you will never take me alive *jumps up on table and pulls out rubber- band gun*
Judge: baliff restrain him
Baliff: yes your honor *tackles duo and handcuffs him*
The deathscythe pilot is dragged off to the funny farm for a little stay due to the unanimous guilty vote from the jury
Duo: *is thrown in jail cell* ow, that hurt, say where am I
Guard: hello and welcome to the virginia state penitentiary
Duo: why was I thrown in a penitentiary
Guard: didn't you hear it at the trial, I don't think the DUI was it but the fact that you scored 21 counts of manslaughter and one of catslaughter was probably what got you *guard walks off*
Duo: man this stinks
Voice: shut up ya big baby
Duo: Nani
Duet walks out of the shadows and laughs at duo
Duet: they got you to, what did you do?
Duo: went on a little cruise with 2 close friends *snickers*
Duet: and those friends would be...
Duo: err Quat and a cold vodka
Duet: *holding back a laugh* I see
Duo: so what do ya do here for fun
Duet: lets see...there is...no...and...no not that...
Duo: well at least we can talk, so what are you in here for eh?
Duet: eh, well, em.... *really fast* Smuggeling Illegal Drugs
Duo: I told you pot is not the way to go its the beer that counts...and how many times you get busted
Duet: once
Duo: they can't do that
Duet: I guess they can when your hauling a semi-full of it across the mexican border
Duo: I see
Ok thats it for chapter one now review or else *holds up chibi duo* the chibi eyes I must have 5 reviews for next chappy and I wouldn't suggest flames as pyro might hurt you
pyro: ya *evil grin*
Kuro-Fei: *starts plotting evil against pyro for no reason*
Well anyhow plz r & r on what you think
Kuro-Fei: Gladly *pulls out magnum*
Pyro: Eep!!!
Truwan: no that is not what I meant, maybe pyro should do this
Pyro: ok, da masta here does not own any gundam wing stuff, or the virginia high security penitentiary
Duo: ahh someone bail me out of here!!!
Truwan: well to get on with this I would just like to give tori yuki ichimura credit in this story for letting me borrow duet
Duet: borrow my @!%^%$ you !@%$^$ stole me *goes wing zero and shakes cage door*
Truwan: watch it *snaps fingers and duet is suddenly wearing a I love truwan get-up* I am the author fear me, but ya I give the credit of duet to tori
Duo's Bad Habit
It was one of those fun days again, where it was just duo his jaguar custom model his best friend Quat and a pint of the bartenders finest. The car swerved into oncoming traffic as duo laughed like crazy, an angry looking sally shouted certain things not fit for a young childs developing mind. So duo carried on like so until...
Quatre: *eyes bugging out* uh duo do you think that this is legal
Duo: of course it is Quat, besides look at all the friends we are making *waves at a furious Millardo*
Quatre: ok duo if you say so
all of the sudden there is a sieren and flashing red and blue lights, Quatre faints from shock, and duo snickers
Duo: O, so ya want to race eh
Duo slammed on the accelerator and took off with two police cruisers in tow
Duo: hey this is great *jumps the curb and sideswipes a mailbox*
Quatre: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhh duo
Duo: don't worry Quat I have my lucky underwear on
Quatre: *feints*
Duo proceeds to run over a cat
Cops: *on speakers* pull over to the side of the road
Duo: you will never catch me speed racer *runs into a tree* Kisama!!!
the cops come running over to the car and drag a quickly sobered duo and a deadweight quatre out of the car
Cop 1: you are under arrest
Cop 2: *whispers* what about the blonde
Cop 1: just wake him up and send him home he doesn't look all that guilty to me
quatre is woken up and heads home oblivious to duo's cries of "you will never keep me locked up" while duo is dragged off to face the judge
Duo: *in court* your honor, I was not in my right mind
Wufei: ya he was drunk
Duo: arn't you supposed to be on my side
Wufei: nah this is funner
this goes on for awhile until Duo cant take it any longer
Duo: you will never take me alive *jumps up on table and pulls out rubber- band gun*
Judge: baliff restrain him
Baliff: yes your honor *tackles duo and handcuffs him*
The deathscythe pilot is dragged off to the funny farm for a little stay due to the unanimous guilty vote from the jury
Duo: *is thrown in jail cell* ow, that hurt, say where am I
Guard: hello and welcome to the virginia state penitentiary
Duo: why was I thrown in a penitentiary
Guard: didn't you hear it at the trial, I don't think the DUI was it but the fact that you scored 21 counts of manslaughter and one of catslaughter was probably what got you *guard walks off*
Duo: man this stinks
Voice: shut up ya big baby
Duo: Nani
Duet walks out of the shadows and laughs at duo
Duet: they got you to, what did you do?
Duo: went on a little cruise with 2 close friends *snickers*
Duet: and those friends would be...
Duo: err Quat and a cold vodka
Duet: *holding back a laugh* I see
Duo: so what do ya do here for fun
Duet: lets see...there is...no...and...no not that...
Duo: well at least we can talk, so what are you in here for eh?
Duet: eh, well, em.... *really fast* Smuggeling Illegal Drugs
Duo: I told you pot is not the way to go its the beer that counts...and how many times you get busted
Duet: once
Duo: they can't do that
Duet: I guess they can when your hauling a semi-full of it across the mexican border
Duo: I see
Ok thats it for chapter one now review or else *holds up chibi duo* the chibi eyes I must have 5 reviews for next chappy and I wouldn't suggest flames as pyro might hurt you
pyro: ya *evil grin*
Kuro-Fei: *starts plotting evil against pyro for no reason*
Well anyhow plz r & r on what you think
