Chapter 3: Drunken Demons

Summary: Envision Hiei drunk off his ass, a swimming pool full of pudding, Botan running around naked , Yusuke being a pyro, Kurama being chased by ghost pengins and Keiko wondering why she let them all in her house **Truth or dare in ch 5**

Botan: hey I brunged youze guysis a prezint, beer

Hiei: Yeah!!(grabs a bottle) Party!!

Kurama: I don't drink beer

Keiko: How about some Scotch then?

Kurama: (Starts foaming at the mouth) Scotch where?

Keiko: (hands him a bottle) Drink up

Kurama: oh yeah!!

(Ten minutes later)

Keiko: Yusuke get back here, No stay away from mom's good china!!

Yusuke: he he he

(crash)

Kurama: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!The penguins are after meeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Pudding!!!!

Keiko: Kurama shut up, Hiei no put that pudding mix away

Hiei: (runs out the back door)

Botan: (strips) He-yayyy!!! com 'ere youze sexy liddle demin I wan ter fuck

Keiko: Holy Shit, Botan put your clothes back on, Hiei No stay away from the pool!!

Hiei: Pudding (jumps in with the pudding mix) Ahh pudding attack!!

Kurama: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!Penguins!!!!!! (Runs into the pudding pool) Ahhhhhhhh!!!!Pudding People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: (Creates a circle of Green flames and starts doing a voodoo dance) shlider waken vinakras donuts!!!!!(Turns most of the pudding into a giant Pudding Monster) bwahahahhahahahhaha!!!!!!!!

Keiko: O.O Yusuke what've you done?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yusuke: It's alive its alive

Pudding Monster: Man What an Idiot (leaves to terrorize the town)

Keiko: (Passes out)

Kurama: (has decided to fight the pengins) Rose whip! (Starts destroying her backyard) Get back here you cowards!!!!!(runs around in circles and ends up tangled in his own whip) Owie

Botan: (chases Hiei) I jus wan ter fuck youze

Hiei: (convinced Botan's a pudding person) Nooooooo!!!!!!! Stay Back!!!! Pudding attack!!!!!! (runs screming in terror trips over Kurama and lands in the now-shallow pudding pool)

Botan: (Jumps in after him) I got youze now sexy (lands on Hiei)

Hiei: Help Evil pudding!!!!!!!

Kurama: (rolls over and falls into the pool) Ow that itches you stupid cloud......

Yusuke: (picks up the unconsious keiko and jumps Into the pool) Attack the pudding!!!!!!

(Chapter end)

So how was it?Review 4 more Chapter Mud Wrestling (In pudding) Also since Botan is drunk she is not bound to Hiei (I got Four votes for Hiei Four for Kurama and one for both) Who do you think she should go home with Hiei or Kurama or mabey both?