The next day Hermione IMs Ron while Ron was surfing the web for Chudley
Cannons pics
ChudleyCannons4: Hey- Wuzzup?
H1smrtGrl: hi, nothing really.
ChudleyCannons4: nm either. what U doin?
H1smrtGrl: IMing and looking some stuff up for Muggle Studies. How about you?
ChudleyCannons4: looking for Chuddley cannon pics
H1smrtGrl: Kwel. Good luck. Not many wizards have pics of the cannons and even if they did, it might be prohibited to post them
ChudleyCannons4: O. 2 bad
H1smrtGrl: Yeah
ChudleyCannons4: U R the only 1 on my Buddy list
H1smrtGrl: Ron, will you do me a favor?
ChudleyCannons4: Yes?
*Deep inside Ron is hoping…..
H1smrtGrl: will you stop typing shorthand?
*His hope diminishes
ChudleyCannons4: Y?
H1smrtGrl: because it annoys me to death!
ChudleyCannons4; okay
H1smrtGrl: thanks
ChudleyCannons4: no problem- except it is a pain it the @$$
H1smrtGrl: RON!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: Sry, but it's not as if I'm saying it aloud!
H1smrtGrl: It's still not nice! You should know better
ChudleyCannons4: @$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!
H1smrtGrl: …………………..
A new window pops up on Ron's screen:
*You have been warned by H1smrtGrl. Your warning level is now 30%
ChudleyCannons4: Umm.. a window just popped up. What does it mean to be warned?
H1smrtGr (-_-"): It means that I do not like what you are typing!
ChudleyCannons4: Well, SORRY!!!!!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: is being warned a bad thing?
H1smrtGrl: YES!
ChudleyCannons4: oh, okay
H1smrtGrl: My gosh, you are a total loss
ChudleyCannons4: riiiiight
H1smrtGrl: Well, what are you doing over summer?
ChudleyCannons4: fyugdHJIAKLC wpoj
H1smrtGrl: huh?
ChudleyCannons4: dacscbcuyerqoi8cbyrfhkfnqienn
ChudleyCannons4: cqertqeruyihfisdujhfcvnluvghvbvnahfd
H1smrtGrl: You don't say?
ChudleyCannons4: I LOVE YOUGNFHJAOIF
H1smrtGrl: HUH?!?!
ChudleyCannons4: that wazzn't me!
H1smrtGrl: It's about time you confessed it!
ChudleyCannons4: HUH?!?
ChudleyCannons4: that wasn't me!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: that was George and Fred!
Hermione thinking *D@mn it! I thought it was too good to be true…*
ChudleyCannons4: well…
ChudleyCannons4: I have to go
ChudleyCannons4: Perce wants to E-mail Crouch…
H1smrtGrl: all right, I'll go now
ChudleyCannons4: I wonder when they will get together?
(Both thinking: I want to know the same for us)
H1smrtGrl: I doubt that those two will get together because that would be a guy/guy relationship
ChudleyCannons4: No duh! That's the whole point.
H1smrtGrl: Hey! Would you like it if people said that you inclined toward members of the same sex?
ChudleyCannons4: Why don't you just say gay?
ChudleyCannons4: Not really… Fred and George think there is a me/Harry relationship
H1smrtGrl: HOW?
H1smrtGrl: And no, I will not say that word
ChudleyCannons4: well, because I do not have a girlfriend yet
Hermione (thinking that this should give him a hint): then get one
ChudleyCannons4: ….. Maybe
ChudleyCannons4: And it's just a little 3 letter word!
H1smrtGrl: well, then say the name
ChudleyCannons4: what name?
H1smrtGrl: the little 8 letter word!!
ChudleyCannons4: You don't mean He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
H1smrtGrl: yes indeed
ChudleyCannons4: NEVER!!!
H1smrtGrl: well fine! Then I will never say "sexually inclined to people of the same sex"
ChudleyCannons4: that is a lot sex…
Hermione to herself (guys!! And he's not even 17 or 18!)
H1smrtGrl: -_-"
ChudleyCannons4: well, Perce is now threatening to jinx me
H1smrtGrl: Well, then go
ChudleyCannons4: bye
H1smrtGrl: ttyl
ChudleyCannons4: love ya
H1smrtGrl: WHAT?!?!?!?!
* ChudleyCannons4 has signed off
Hermione is transfixed at the computer screen, mouth opened
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ChudleyCannons4: Hey- Wuzzup?
H1smrtGrl: hi, nothing really.
ChudleyCannons4: nm either. what U doin?
H1smrtGrl: IMing and looking some stuff up for Muggle Studies. How about you?
ChudleyCannons4: looking for Chuddley cannon pics
H1smrtGrl: Kwel. Good luck. Not many wizards have pics of the cannons and even if they did, it might be prohibited to post them
ChudleyCannons4: O. 2 bad
H1smrtGrl: Yeah
ChudleyCannons4: U R the only 1 on my Buddy list
H1smrtGrl: Ron, will you do me a favor?
ChudleyCannons4: Yes?
*Deep inside Ron is hoping…..
H1smrtGrl: will you stop typing shorthand?
*His hope diminishes
ChudleyCannons4: Y?
H1smrtGrl: because it annoys me to death!
ChudleyCannons4; okay
H1smrtGrl: thanks
ChudleyCannons4: no problem- except it is a pain it the @$$
H1smrtGrl: RON!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: Sry, but it's not as if I'm saying it aloud!
H1smrtGrl: It's still not nice! You should know better
ChudleyCannons4: @$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!
H1smrtGrl: …………………..
A new window pops up on Ron's screen:
*You have been warned by H1smrtGrl. Your warning level is now 30%
ChudleyCannons4: Umm.. a window just popped up. What does it mean to be warned?
H1smrtGr (-_-"): It means that I do not like what you are typing!
ChudleyCannons4: Well, SORRY!!!!!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: is being warned a bad thing?
H1smrtGrl: YES!
ChudleyCannons4: oh, okay
H1smrtGrl: My gosh, you are a total loss
ChudleyCannons4: riiiiight
H1smrtGrl: Well, what are you doing over summer?
ChudleyCannons4: fyugdHJIAKLC wpoj
H1smrtGrl: huh?
ChudleyCannons4: dacscbcuyerqoi8cbyrfhkfnqienn
ChudleyCannons4: cqertqeruyihfisdujhfcvnluvghvbvnahfd
H1smrtGrl: You don't say?
ChudleyCannons4: I LOVE YOUGNFHJAOIF
H1smrtGrl: HUH?!?!
ChudleyCannons4: that wazzn't me!
H1smrtGrl: It's about time you confessed it!
ChudleyCannons4: HUH?!?
ChudleyCannons4: that wasn't me!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: that was George and Fred!
Hermione thinking *D@mn it! I thought it was too good to be true…*
ChudleyCannons4: well…
ChudleyCannons4: I have to go
ChudleyCannons4: Perce wants to E-mail Crouch…
H1smrtGrl: all right, I'll go now
ChudleyCannons4: I wonder when they will get together?
(Both thinking: I want to know the same for us)
H1smrtGrl: I doubt that those two will get together because that would be a guy/guy relationship
ChudleyCannons4: No duh! That's the whole point.
H1smrtGrl: Hey! Would you like it if people said that you inclined toward members of the same sex?
ChudleyCannons4: Why don't you just say gay?
ChudleyCannons4: Not really… Fred and George think there is a me/Harry relationship
H1smrtGrl: HOW?
H1smrtGrl: And no, I will not say that word
ChudleyCannons4: well, because I do not have a girlfriend yet
Hermione (thinking that this should give him a hint): then get one
ChudleyCannons4: ….. Maybe
ChudleyCannons4: And it's just a little 3 letter word!
H1smrtGrl: well, then say the name
ChudleyCannons4: what name?
H1smrtGrl: the little 8 letter word!!
ChudleyCannons4: You don't mean He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
H1smrtGrl: yes indeed
ChudleyCannons4: NEVER!!!
H1smrtGrl: well fine! Then I will never say "sexually inclined to people of the same sex"
ChudleyCannons4: that is a lot sex…
Hermione to herself (guys!! And he's not even 17 or 18!)
H1smrtGrl: -_-"
ChudleyCannons4: well, Perce is now threatening to jinx me
H1smrtGrl: Well, then go
ChudleyCannons4: bye
H1smrtGrl: ttyl
ChudleyCannons4: love ya
H1smrtGrl: WHAT?!?!?!?!
* ChudleyCannons4 has signed off
Hermione is transfixed at the computer screen, mouth opened
So you like? Then review!! And there is more to come!
