The next day Hermione IMs Ron while Ron was surfing the web for Chudley Cannons pics

ChudleyCannons4: Hey- Wuzzup?

H1smrtGrl: hi, nothing really.

ChudleyCannons4: nm either. what U doin?

H1smrtGrl: IMing and looking some stuff up for Muggle Studies. How about you?

ChudleyCannons4: looking for Chuddley cannon pics

H1smrtGrl: Kwel. Good luck. Not many wizards have pics of the cannons and even if they did, it might be prohibited to post them

ChudleyCannons4: O. 2 bad

H1smrtGrl: Yeah

ChudleyCannons4: U R the only 1 on my Buddy list

H1smrtGrl: Ron, will you do me a favor?

ChudleyCannons4: Yes?

*Deep inside Ron is hoping…..

H1smrtGrl: will you stop typing shorthand?

*His hope diminishes

ChudleyCannons4: Y?

H1smrtGrl: because it annoys me to death!

ChudleyCannons4; okay

H1smrtGrl: thanks

ChudleyCannons4: no problem- except it is a pain it the @$$

H1smrtGrl: RON!!!!!

ChudleyCannons4: Sry, but it's not as if I'm saying it aloud!

H1smrtGrl: It's still not nice! You should know better

ChudleyCannons4: @$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!@$$!

H1smrtGrl: …………………..

A new window pops up on Ron's screen:

*You have been warned by H1smrtGrl. Your warning level is now 30%

ChudleyCannons4: Umm.. a window just popped up. What does it mean to be warned?

H1smrtGr (-_-"): It means that I do not like what you are typing!

ChudleyCannons4: Well, SORRY!!!!!!!!!

ChudleyCannons4: is being warned a bad thing?

H1smrtGrl: YES!

ChudleyCannons4: oh, okay

H1smrtGrl: My gosh, you are a total loss

ChudleyCannons4: riiiiight

H1smrtGrl: Well, what are you doing over summer?

ChudleyCannons4: fyugdHJIAKLC wpoj

H1smrtGrl: huh?

ChudleyCannons4: dacscbcuyerqoi8cbyrfhkfnqienn

ChudleyCannons4: cqertqeruyihfisdujhfcvnluvghvbvnahfd

H1smrtGrl: You don't say?

ChudleyCannons4: I LOVE YOUGNFHJAOIF

H1smrtGrl: HUH?!?!

ChudleyCannons4: that wazzn't me!

H1smrtGrl: It's about time you confessed it!

ChudleyCannons4: HUH?!?

ChudleyCannons4: that wasn't me!!!!

ChudleyCannons4: that was George and Fred!

Hermione thinking *D@mn it! I thought it was too good to be true…*

ChudleyCannons4: well…

ChudleyCannons4: I have to go

ChudleyCannons4: Perce wants to E-mail Crouch…

H1smrtGrl: all right, I'll go now

ChudleyCannons4: I wonder when they will get together?

(Both thinking: I want to know the same for us)

H1smrtGrl: I doubt that those two will get together because that would be a guy/guy relationship

ChudleyCannons4: No duh! That's the whole point.

H1smrtGrl: Hey! Would you like it if people said that you inclined toward members of the same sex?

ChudleyCannons4: Why don't you just say gay?

ChudleyCannons4: Not really… Fred and George think there is a me/Harry relationship

H1smrtGrl: HOW?

H1smrtGrl: And no, I will not say that word

ChudleyCannons4: well, because I do not have a girlfriend yet

Hermione (thinking that this should give him a hint): then get one

ChudleyCannons4: ….. Maybe

ChudleyCannons4: And it's just a little 3 letter word!

H1smrtGrl: well, then say the name

ChudleyCannons4: what name?

H1smrtGrl: the little 8 letter word!!

ChudleyCannons4: You don't mean He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

H1smrtGrl: yes indeed

ChudleyCannons4: NEVER!!!

H1smrtGrl: well fine! Then I will never say "sexually inclined to people of the same sex"

ChudleyCannons4: that is a lot sex…

Hermione to herself (guys!! And he's not even 17 or 18!)

H1smrtGrl: -_-"

ChudleyCannons4: well, Perce is now threatening to jinx me

H1smrtGrl: Well, then go

ChudleyCannons4: bye

H1smrtGrl: ttyl

ChudleyCannons4: love ya

H1smrtGrl: WHAT?!?!?!?!

* ChudleyCannons4 has signed off

Hermione is transfixed at the computer screen, mouth opened

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