Sparky Spinfezzle had just moved to Bikini Bottom from Gullah Gullah Island. He couldn't wait to make new friends, get a job, and maybe even get a girlfriend. His heart pumped louder and louder as he drove his brand- spankin-new boatmobile around town. All of a sudden, he was getting hungry. He saw a pineapple and thought to himself "that looks like a good place for a quick bite." So he parked his boatmobile on the side of the pineapple and opened the door. "Hey" he thought. "This doesn't look like a restaurant." He was suddenly attacked by a screaming yellow sponge. "Hi, I'm Spongebob. What are you doing here?" "Hi, I'm Sparky Spinfezzle. I just moved here from Gullah Gullah Island. Do you work here?" "Here?" Spongebob asked. "This is my house." "Oh, you have a nice house, Spongebob." "Thank you. Would you like me to show you around town?" "Sure!" Sparky said enthusiastically. Spongebob and Sparky walked to Squidward's house. "This is Squidward Tentacle's house. He loves to play the clarinet and he is allergic to newsprint and hates condensed soup from a can." "Oooooooo...." said Sparky. "This house is Patrick Star's house. His parents think he is stupid and he got a trophy for doing absolutely nothing longer than anyone else." "Wow, he is talented!" "Yeah... anyway... This is Mr. Krabs' house. He loves money and is my boss at the Krusty Krab. He can tell you ten reasons never to let go of a dime and thirteen bad words." "Cool!" Sparky sees a whale in a car. "Oh my gosh! Who is that? I must know her name!" "Oh, her? That's Pearl. She's Mr. Krabs' daughter and loves to go to dances and do the whack." "She is so beautiful! Introduce me to her!" "Okay! Pearl, this is Sparky Spinfezzle!" "Hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina..." "Oh, my gosh" Pearl was disgusted by the drooling little sea urchin. Sparky ran to his boatmobile and drove back to Gullah Gullah Island, yelling "I WILL BE BACK!" Pearl screams "I SURE HOPE NOT!" Sparky cries as he drives into the sunset.