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Hermione has been busy doing homework, studying and doing practice tests for the O.W.L.S. so that she has not been online for a while. Poor Ron is hardly ever on either because Fred put a Writer's Cramp Spell so that it is very painful for him to type and neither of the twins know the counter spell. It only wears off after a week.
So a week later…
H: Hey Ron
R: Hey! Sup?
H: Well, I have been studying
R: as usual!
H: Well, I am working ahead! We have SO much to cover before we take O.W.L.S. You should start studying too!
R: I'll leave the studying up to you. You already study enough for two people
H: Well, I HAVE to get ahead!
R: have you ever heard of the word relax?!?
H: well, I'm relaxing right now!
R: Good! You need a break
H: but I can't rest for too long…
R: It's summer! Worry over the school year!!!
H: grr……
(Ron decides to change the subject~ for some reason)
R: Well, did you know that Harry is coming over in two days?
H: Really?!? Yay!
R: He found out that there was a witch in his neighborhood the whole time he has been living with his cousins!
H: Really? Do you know who?
R: NOT You-Know-Who! some witch named Mrs. Figg…
H: Hmmm.. never heard of her! Oh well!
R: brb!
H: okay
(5 minutes later)
R: I'm back
H: yay! I missed you!
R: Guess what?
H: What?
R: I got permission from mum that you can come over!
H: really?!? That's great! I have to ask my parents first though! Brb
R: sure
(5 minutes later)
H: Ron, you till there?
R: yeah.. what did they say?
(Ron crosses his fingers..)
H: They said yes!
R: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ron actually shouted, and Fred and George came over to see who was dying. When they discovered that Hermione was going to "sleep over" at their place, they decided to give Ron a hard time. First Fred grabbed Ron so he was stuck, while George took over the keyboard and pretended that he was Ron! And remember: Hermione is a bit naïve and innocent)
R: I can't wait for you to come over!
H: me neither! And see how Harry is doing would be great!
R: yeah! And you should see my broomstick.
H: what kind is it?
R: It's a Harry Broomstick. Named after Harry himself!
H: wow! Harry has his own broomstick named after him?
R: yep! And I really want to show it to you
H: okay... So when should I come?
R: the sooner the better! Not a moment is too soon!
H: should I come by Floo Powder? I bought some at Diagon Alley last year
R: sure! As long as you come! I can't wait to see you!
H: me neither!
R: at night
H: HUH?
R; Just the two of us
*Hermione has warned R. Your warning level is now 30%*
R: All alone..
H: ARE YOU FEELING ALLRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
R: Sure!! I never felt better!!!
H: I have to go now!
R: In fact, just remembering you makes me feel… better
H: BYE!
R: which is why I can't wait to see you with me at night!
*H is no longer online
Yes, I must admit that it is a pretty scary fic. And it's even scarier it you knew what some if it means. And to those who don't get it, think carefully about "Harry Broomstick." I got that off of some fanfic about things that Harry would NEVER say, but I (unfortunately and gratefully) don't know who the author is. I was surprised that I even thought of putting it in my fic, since it is gross, but it somehow fits with something Fred and George would do.
Well, please review to tell me what you think. And I didn't mean to corrupt anyone! And if too many people don't like it (I kinda don't like it too much myself) I'll change it! So just give my your opinions!
Hermione has been busy doing homework, studying and doing practice tests for the O.W.L.S. so that she has not been online for a while. Poor Ron is hardly ever on either because Fred put a Writer's Cramp Spell so that it is very painful for him to type and neither of the twins know the counter spell. It only wears off after a week.
So a week later…
H: Hey Ron
R: Hey! Sup?
H: Well, I have been studying
R: as usual!
H: Well, I am working ahead! We have SO much to cover before we take O.W.L.S. You should start studying too!
R: I'll leave the studying up to you. You already study enough for two people
H: Well, I HAVE to get ahead!
R: have you ever heard of the word relax?!?
H: well, I'm relaxing right now!
R: Good! You need a break
H: but I can't rest for too long…
R: It's summer! Worry over the school year!!!
H: grr……
(Ron decides to change the subject~ for some reason)
R: Well, did you know that Harry is coming over in two days?
H: Really?!? Yay!
R: He found out that there was a witch in his neighborhood the whole time he has been living with his cousins!
H: Really? Do you know who?
R: NOT You-Know-Who! some witch named Mrs. Figg…
H: Hmmm.. never heard of her! Oh well!
R: brb!
H: okay
(5 minutes later)
R: I'm back
H: yay! I missed you!
R: Guess what?
H: What?
R: I got permission from mum that you can come over!
H: really?!? That's great! I have to ask my parents first though! Brb
R: sure
(5 minutes later)
H: Ron, you till there?
R: yeah.. what did they say?
(Ron crosses his fingers..)
H: They said yes!
R: Yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Ron actually shouted, and Fred and George came over to see who was dying. When they discovered that Hermione was going to "sleep over" at their place, they decided to give Ron a hard time. First Fred grabbed Ron so he was stuck, while George took over the keyboard and pretended that he was Ron! And remember: Hermione is a bit naïve and innocent)
R: I can't wait for you to come over!
H: me neither! And see how Harry is doing would be great!
R: yeah! And you should see my broomstick.
H: what kind is it?
R: It's a Harry Broomstick. Named after Harry himself!
H: wow! Harry has his own broomstick named after him?
R: yep! And I really want to show it to you
H: okay... So when should I come?
R: the sooner the better! Not a moment is too soon!
H: should I come by Floo Powder? I bought some at Diagon Alley last year
R: sure! As long as you come! I can't wait to see you!
H: me neither!
R: at night
H: HUH?
R; Just the two of us
*Hermione has warned R. Your warning level is now 30%*
R: All alone..
H: ARE YOU FEELING ALLRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
R: Sure!! I never felt better!!!
H: I have to go now!
R: In fact, just remembering you makes me feel… better
H: BYE!
R: which is why I can't wait to see you with me at night!
*H is no longer online
Yes, I must admit that it is a pretty scary fic. And it's even scarier it you knew what some if it means. And to those who don't get it, think carefully about "Harry Broomstick." I got that off of some fanfic about things that Harry would NEVER say, but I (unfortunately and gratefully) don't know who the author is. I was surprised that I even thought of putting it in my fic, since it is gross, but it somehow fits with something Fred and George would do.
Well, please review to tell me what you think. And I didn't mean to corrupt anyone! And if too many people don't like it (I kinda don't like it too much myself) I'll change it! So just give my your opinions!
