Sparky was busy drying his tears with a tissue when the phone rang. "Hello?" "Hey, Sparky! It's Spongebob!" "Spongebob? How did you get my phone number?" "You gave it to Pearl before you ran away, remember?" "Um, no, I don't." "Okay, I dialed information." "Okay, so what's up?" "Pearl says she didn't mean to be nasty. She just broke up with her boyfriend, Octavius Rex AKA Long, Tan, and Handsome." "Oh, okay. I'll be right there." "Okay." *they both hang up* ~15 minutes later~ "Pearl!" Pearl looks out the window and sees Sparky. "Barnacles! What does he want now?" "Pearl, I LOVE YOU!" Before she can say anything, he taps her on the shoulder and gives her some flowers. "Awwww, are these for me?" She eats them. He smiles a big smile and invites her to dinner. "Okay," she says. "I'm so hungry that I can eat a horse." "Yeah!" said Sparky. "By the way, what's a horse?"

I know it's short, but oh, well.