Disclaimer: Ron, Harry, Hermione, Krum, and the rest of the Harry Potter
crew all belong to JK Rowling. You should be able to distinguish what
belongs to her. If you are unable to, then please look in a copy of Harry
Potter (any of the four will do) and READ IF FROM COVER TO COVER BECAUSE
YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!! Once you have finished the manual,
you will understand everything. ^_^
WIM (Wizarding Instant Message) is made up by me, or at least, that is what
I am being bewitched to say. It does exist, but you're not supposed to
know about it. I was able to tap into Hermione, Ron, and Krum's internet
conversations, and so have the privilege to give you an account of what
they are really like, without bleeping out anything like JK Rowling does.
(teeheehee! ^_^ They are badder than you think!) I'm sorry, but you cannot
download it and chat with wizards because the WIM web site is only
accessible to wizards and witches with the password (QuidditchSnitch),
which I cannot tell you. ^_^
Ron and Krum!
(N/A~ Remember: this convo was already going on at the same time the convo of Ron & Hermione was. Ron & Krum had already begun chatting.)
ChudleyCannons4: so since when have you been playin Quidditch?
GoldenWronski: since I was about 4. my parents have me a small broomstick
ChudleyCannons4: so whuz your favorite color?
GoldenWronski: huh? Black, I guess.
ChudleyCannons4: What are your hobbies besides quidditch?
GoldenWronski: what is this, an interview?
ChudleyCannons4: No, I'm just a fan of yours
GoldenWronski: I heard that you are also a fan of Hermione
ChudleyCannons4: and I heard that you are too
GoldenWronski: she's smart
ChudleyCannons4: you don't say *sarcasm
GoldenWronski: does harry like hermione?
ChudleyCannons4: Not a chance
GoldenWronski: what do you mean?
ChudleyCannons4: he's in love with Cho Chang
GoldenWronski: who is this cho girl?
ChudleyCannons4: she goes also a quidditch player
GoldenWronski: Is she good?
ChudleyCannons4: so so
GoldenWronski: what team is she on?
ChudleyCannons4: she's a seeker from Ravenclaw. She was Cedric Diggory's dance partner at the Yule Ball
GoldenWronski: I heard Harry is a good player. I remember cho now..
(N/A~ CHO CHANG RULES!!!)
ChudleyCannons4: Yes, but harry is not as good as you
GoldenWronski: do you want something from me? Money?
ChudleyCannons4: No
GoldenWronski: my virginity?
ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!!!!
GoldenWronski: then are you. isn't the term "sticking up"?
ChudleyCannons4: you mean "sucking up" and, no I'm not sucking up
GoldenWronski: okay then
ChudleyCannons4: But I do want to ask a favor of you
GoldenWronski: what?
ChudleyCannons4: Promise you won't kill me?
GoldenWronski: depends. sounds like you do want my virginity.
ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!
GoldenWronski: good. You had me worried.
ChudleyCannons4: Do you know what "going out" means?
GoldenWronski: Yes, I do when 2 people are "dating" and boyfriend and girlfriend. You want me to date you?
ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!!!
GoldenWronski: you keep scaring me!
ChudleyCannons4: You're the one with the nasty mind! Cuz, you see. Hermione and I are going out
GoldenWronski: YOU LITTLE LUCKY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: do you know what "bastard" means!?!?
GoldenWronski: at my school, the bad words are common
ChudleyCannons4: O
GoldenWronski: but YOU are going out with Hermione?
ChudleyCannons4: Yes
GoldenWronski: I do not believe it
ChudleyCannons4: Why not?
GoldenWronski: I thought she likes Harry
ChudleyCannons4: Nope. She likes me
GoldenWronski: and she doesn't like me?
ChudleyCannons4: Why do you want to know?
GoldenWronski: because I do!!
ChudleyCannons4: Ask her
GoldenWronski: I'm afraid of the answer
ChudleyCannons4: You're the best quidditch player in the world, for crying out loud!!! You shouldn't be afraid
GoldenWronski: but I am. What a disgrace that she does not like me. Me!
ChudleyCannons4: Cheer up.
GoldenWronski: How?! Hermione is going out with YOU!
ChudleyCannons4: so?
GoldenWronski: I cannot believe I am still talking to you!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: alright, then lets change subject.
GoldenWronski: NO! I want to take out all my anger on you!!
ChudleyCannons4: Um. I'm scared
GoldenWronski: don't be. I'm just mad. I felling like KILLING someone.
ChudleyCannons4: Help!!!!!
GoldenWronski: jk!!!
ChudleyCannons4: Rowling!!
GoldenWronski: huh?
ChudleyCannons4: nvrmind.poor Krum
GoldenWronski: D@mn right, poor Krum! Girls all over the world are after me, but the one I like is going out with some no-name
ChudleyCannons4: You better watch it.
GoldenWronski: What can you do to me?
Ron, realizing that he is in a bad situation because he is in everyway outmatched (Krum is older, stronger, more famous..), and so Ron intelligently and deliberately changes the subject.
ChudleyCannons4: Why do you like Hermione, when you have so many girls all over you?
GoldenWronski: All the other girls like me because of my popularity and cuz I'm famous. Hermione contrasted to the extent that she was even annoyed by my presence
ChudleyCannons4: You know, I wouldn't find those attractive qualities, but whatever floats your broom.
GoldenWronski: the connotation there is disturbing. the BROOM lifting.
(N/A~ for the ppl that don't get it, think about the long, thick shape of a broom.)
ChudleyCannons4: Sry, wasn't thinking about it like that
GoldenWronski: It's really sad. I have no privacy.
ChudleyCannons4: poor Krum
GoldenWronski: girls go up to me all the time, asking for my autograph. 1 girl asked me to sign her breasts.
ChudleyCannons4: That's kinda sick. was she pretty?
GoldenWronski: she was about a century years old..
ChudleyCannons4: EWW. bad mental picture.
GoldenWronski: the author seems to like giving ppl bad mental pictures..
ChudleyCannons4: Huh?
GoldenWronski: nevermind
ChudleyCannons4: so what else have girls done to you?
GoldenWronski: pulled down my pants, stolen my clothes, tried to rape me, stalked me, pole danced with my broom stick.
ChudleyCannons4: o.O disturbing.
GoldenWronski: well, I have to go now. Have to do some quidditch training
ChudleyCannons4: alright, bye
GoldenWronski: bye
Yay! That was my first guy to guy chat session. I'm finding it a bit difficult to progress with this story.. I think Harry should get a "come- putter".
Don't forget to review so that I can feel loved! ^_^ Sry if I give you bad mental pics.
Ron and Krum!
(N/A~ Remember: this convo was already going on at the same time the convo of Ron & Hermione was. Ron & Krum had already begun chatting.)
ChudleyCannons4: so since when have you been playin Quidditch?
GoldenWronski: since I was about 4. my parents have me a small broomstick
ChudleyCannons4: so whuz your favorite color?
GoldenWronski: huh? Black, I guess.
ChudleyCannons4: What are your hobbies besides quidditch?
GoldenWronski: what is this, an interview?
ChudleyCannons4: No, I'm just a fan of yours
GoldenWronski: I heard that you are also a fan of Hermione
ChudleyCannons4: and I heard that you are too
GoldenWronski: she's smart
ChudleyCannons4: you don't say *sarcasm
GoldenWronski: does harry like hermione?
ChudleyCannons4: Not a chance
GoldenWronski: what do you mean?
ChudleyCannons4: he's in love with Cho Chang
GoldenWronski: who is this cho girl?
ChudleyCannons4: she goes also a quidditch player
GoldenWronski: Is she good?
ChudleyCannons4: so so
GoldenWronski: what team is she on?
ChudleyCannons4: she's a seeker from Ravenclaw. She was Cedric Diggory's dance partner at the Yule Ball
GoldenWronski: I heard Harry is a good player. I remember cho now..
(N/A~ CHO CHANG RULES!!!)
ChudleyCannons4: Yes, but harry is not as good as you
GoldenWronski: do you want something from me? Money?
ChudleyCannons4: No
GoldenWronski: my virginity?
ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!!!!
GoldenWronski: then are you. isn't the term "sticking up"?
ChudleyCannons4: you mean "sucking up" and, no I'm not sucking up
GoldenWronski: okay then
ChudleyCannons4: But I do want to ask a favor of you
GoldenWronski: what?
ChudleyCannons4: Promise you won't kill me?
GoldenWronski: depends. sounds like you do want my virginity.
ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!
GoldenWronski: good. You had me worried.
ChudleyCannons4: Do you know what "going out" means?
GoldenWronski: Yes, I do when 2 people are "dating" and boyfriend and girlfriend. You want me to date you?
ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!!!
GoldenWronski: you keep scaring me!
ChudleyCannons4: You're the one with the nasty mind! Cuz, you see. Hermione and I are going out
GoldenWronski: YOU LITTLE LUCKY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: do you know what "bastard" means!?!?
GoldenWronski: at my school, the bad words are common
ChudleyCannons4: O
GoldenWronski: but YOU are going out with Hermione?
ChudleyCannons4: Yes
GoldenWronski: I do not believe it
ChudleyCannons4: Why not?
GoldenWronski: I thought she likes Harry
ChudleyCannons4: Nope. She likes me
GoldenWronski: and she doesn't like me?
ChudleyCannons4: Why do you want to know?
GoldenWronski: because I do!!
ChudleyCannons4: Ask her
GoldenWronski: I'm afraid of the answer
ChudleyCannons4: You're the best quidditch player in the world, for crying out loud!!! You shouldn't be afraid
GoldenWronski: but I am. What a disgrace that she does not like me. Me!
ChudleyCannons4: Cheer up.
GoldenWronski: How?! Hermione is going out with YOU!
ChudleyCannons4: so?
GoldenWronski: I cannot believe I am still talking to you!!!!!
ChudleyCannons4: alright, then lets change subject.
GoldenWronski: NO! I want to take out all my anger on you!!
ChudleyCannons4: Um. I'm scared
GoldenWronski: don't be. I'm just mad. I felling like KILLING someone.
ChudleyCannons4: Help!!!!!
GoldenWronski: jk!!!
ChudleyCannons4: Rowling!!
GoldenWronski: huh?
ChudleyCannons4: nvrmind.poor Krum
GoldenWronski: D@mn right, poor Krum! Girls all over the world are after me, but the one I like is going out with some no-name
ChudleyCannons4: You better watch it.
GoldenWronski: What can you do to me?
Ron, realizing that he is in a bad situation because he is in everyway outmatched (Krum is older, stronger, more famous..), and so Ron intelligently and deliberately changes the subject.
ChudleyCannons4: Why do you like Hermione, when you have so many girls all over you?
GoldenWronski: All the other girls like me because of my popularity and cuz I'm famous. Hermione contrasted to the extent that she was even annoyed by my presence
ChudleyCannons4: You know, I wouldn't find those attractive qualities, but whatever floats your broom.
GoldenWronski: the connotation there is disturbing. the BROOM lifting.
(N/A~ for the ppl that don't get it, think about the long, thick shape of a broom.)
ChudleyCannons4: Sry, wasn't thinking about it like that
GoldenWronski: It's really sad. I have no privacy.
ChudleyCannons4: poor Krum
GoldenWronski: girls go up to me all the time, asking for my autograph. 1 girl asked me to sign her breasts.
ChudleyCannons4: That's kinda sick. was she pretty?
GoldenWronski: she was about a century years old..
ChudleyCannons4: EWW. bad mental picture.
GoldenWronski: the author seems to like giving ppl bad mental pictures..
ChudleyCannons4: Huh?
GoldenWronski: nevermind
ChudleyCannons4: so what else have girls done to you?
GoldenWronski: pulled down my pants, stolen my clothes, tried to rape me, stalked me, pole danced with my broom stick.
ChudleyCannons4: o.O disturbing.
GoldenWronski: well, I have to go now. Have to do some quidditch training
ChudleyCannons4: alright, bye
GoldenWronski: bye
Yay! That was my first guy to guy chat session. I'm finding it a bit difficult to progress with this story.. I think Harry should get a "come- putter".
Don't forget to review so that I can feel loved! ^_^ Sry if I give you bad mental pics.
