Disclaimer: Ron, Harry, Hermione, Krum, and the rest of the Harry Potter crew all belong to JK Rowling. You should be able to distinguish what belongs to her. If you are unable to, then please look in a copy of Harry Potter (any of the four will do) and READ IF FROM COVER TO COVER BECAUSE YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!! Once you have finished the manual, you will understand everything. ^_^ WIM (Wizarding Instant Message) is made up by me, or at least, that is what I am being bewitched to say. It does exist, but you're not supposed to know about it. I was able to tap into Hermione, Ron, and Krum's internet conversations, and so have the privilege to give you an account of what they are really like, without bleeping out anything like JK Rowling does. (teeheehee! ^_^ They are badder than you think!) I'm sorry, but you cannot download it and chat with wizards because the WIM web site is only accessible to wizards and witches with the password (QuidditchSnitch), which I cannot tell you. ^_^

Ron and Krum!

(N/A~ Remember: this convo was already going on at the same time the convo of Ron & Hermione was. Ron & Krum had already begun chatting.)

ChudleyCannons4: so since when have you been playin Quidditch?

GoldenWronski: since I was about 4. my parents have me a small broomstick

ChudleyCannons4: so whuz your favorite color?

GoldenWronski: huh? Black, I guess.

ChudleyCannons4: What are your hobbies besides quidditch?

GoldenWronski: what is this, an interview?

ChudleyCannons4: No, I'm just a fan of yours

GoldenWronski: I heard that you are also a fan of Hermione

ChudleyCannons4: and I heard that you are too

GoldenWronski: she's smart

ChudleyCannons4: you don't say *sarcasm

GoldenWronski: does harry like hermione?

ChudleyCannons4: Not a chance

GoldenWronski: what do you mean?

ChudleyCannons4: he's in love with Cho Chang

GoldenWronski: who is this cho girl?

ChudleyCannons4: she goes also a quidditch player

GoldenWronski: Is she good?

ChudleyCannons4: so so

GoldenWronski: what team is she on?

ChudleyCannons4: she's a seeker from Ravenclaw. She was Cedric Diggory's dance partner at the Yule Ball

GoldenWronski: I heard Harry is a good player. I remember cho now..

(N/A~ CHO CHANG RULES!!!)

ChudleyCannons4: Yes, but harry is not as good as you

GoldenWronski: do you want something from me? Money?

ChudleyCannons4: No

GoldenWronski: my virginity?

ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!!!!

GoldenWronski: then are you. isn't the term "sticking up"?

ChudleyCannons4: you mean "sucking up" and, no I'm not sucking up

GoldenWronski: okay then

ChudleyCannons4: But I do want to ask a favor of you

GoldenWronski: what?

ChudleyCannons4: Promise you won't kill me?

GoldenWronski: depends. sounds like you do want my virginity.

ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!

GoldenWronski: good. You had me worried.

ChudleyCannons4: Do you know what "going out" means?

GoldenWronski: Yes, I do when 2 people are "dating" and boyfriend and girlfriend. You want me to date you?

ChudleyCannons4: HELL NO!!!

GoldenWronski: you keep scaring me!

ChudleyCannons4: You're the one with the nasty mind! Cuz, you see. Hermione and I are going out

GoldenWronski: YOU LITTLE LUCKY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!

ChudleyCannons4: do you know what "bastard" means!?!?

GoldenWronski: at my school, the bad words are common

ChudleyCannons4: O

GoldenWronski: but YOU are going out with Hermione?

ChudleyCannons4: Yes

GoldenWronski: I do not believe it

ChudleyCannons4: Why not?

GoldenWronski: I thought she likes Harry

ChudleyCannons4: Nope. She likes me

GoldenWronski: and she doesn't like me?

ChudleyCannons4: Why do you want to know?

GoldenWronski: because I do!!

ChudleyCannons4: Ask her

GoldenWronski: I'm afraid of the answer

ChudleyCannons4: You're the best quidditch player in the world, for crying out loud!!! You shouldn't be afraid

GoldenWronski: but I am. What a disgrace that she does not like me. Me!

ChudleyCannons4: Cheer up.

GoldenWronski: How?! Hermione is going out with YOU!

ChudleyCannons4: so?

GoldenWronski: I cannot believe I am still talking to you!!!!!

ChudleyCannons4: alright, then lets change subject.

GoldenWronski: NO! I want to take out all my anger on you!!

ChudleyCannons4: Um. I'm scared

GoldenWronski: don't be. I'm just mad. I felling like KILLING someone.

ChudleyCannons4: Help!!!!!

GoldenWronski: jk!!!

ChudleyCannons4: Rowling!!

GoldenWronski: huh?

ChudleyCannons4: nvrmind.poor Krum

GoldenWronski: D@mn right, poor Krum! Girls all over the world are after me, but the one I like is going out with some no-name

ChudleyCannons4: You better watch it.

GoldenWronski: What can you do to me?

Ron, realizing that he is in a bad situation because he is in everyway outmatched (Krum is older, stronger, more famous..), and so Ron intelligently and deliberately changes the subject.

ChudleyCannons4: Why do you like Hermione, when you have so many girls all over you?

GoldenWronski: All the other girls like me because of my popularity and cuz I'm famous. Hermione contrasted to the extent that she was even annoyed by my presence

ChudleyCannons4: You know, I wouldn't find those attractive qualities, but whatever floats your broom.

GoldenWronski: the connotation there is disturbing. the BROOM lifting.

(N/A~ for the ppl that don't get it, think about the long, thick shape of a broom.)

ChudleyCannons4: Sry, wasn't thinking about it like that

GoldenWronski: It's really sad. I have no privacy.

ChudleyCannons4: poor Krum

GoldenWronski: girls go up to me all the time, asking for my autograph. 1 girl asked me to sign her breasts.

ChudleyCannons4: That's kinda sick. was she pretty?

GoldenWronski: she was about a century years old..

ChudleyCannons4: EWW. bad mental picture.

GoldenWronski: the author seems to like giving ppl bad mental pictures..

ChudleyCannons4: Huh?

GoldenWronski: nevermind

ChudleyCannons4: so what else have girls done to you?

GoldenWronski: pulled down my pants, stolen my clothes, tried to rape me, stalked me, pole danced with my broom stick.

ChudleyCannons4: o.O disturbing.

GoldenWronski: well, I have to go now. Have to do some quidditch training

ChudleyCannons4: alright, bye

GoldenWronski: bye

Yay! That was my first guy to guy chat session. I'm finding it a bit difficult to progress with this story.. I think Harry should get a "come- putter".

Don't forget to review so that I can feel loved! ^_^ Sry if I give you bad mental pics.