Hey Peeps! I have decided to change Cho Chang's sn from "ChibiChang10" to "AsianTropicGrl" cuz "AsianTropicGrl" is Cho Chang's REAL sn. She wanted to keep this info private, but I now have her consent. Besides, it's also my sn on AIM, and I wouldn't have discovered WIM if I hadn't realized a breach when I searched for my sn online, and got to the WIM web site. I have not "hacked" in a while because it has been a while since they have been online.

MWAHAHA! This is the BEST chapter yet! Enjoy!!

Who's Who:

Firebolt~ Harry Potter

ChudleyCannons4~ Ron Weasly

AznTropicGirl~ Cho Chang

H1smrtGrl~ Hermione Granger

GoldenWronski~ Viktor Krum

*H1smrtGrl invites ChudleyCannons4 into a chat room*

Ron thinks: "A chat room? Fred & George told me that bad stuff happen in chat rooms. I dunno HOW bad things could happen online, but. HERMIONE inviting me into one!?!? Well, here goes."

*ChudleyCannons4 has entered the room*

H1smrtGrl: Hey Ron!

ChudleyCannons4: Hey Herm! Sup?

H1smrtGrl: nm, I'm just bored & a lot of people are online! you?

ChudleyCannons4: the twins got the WWN* online, and I'm DLing songs by Melvis

(* WWN= Wizarding Wireless Network. For more info, see pg 391 of the 4th Book; Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire ^_~)

H1smrtGrl: Melvis?

ChudleyCannons4: yeah~ the king of Rock & roll!

H1smrtGrl: Melvis? Elvis? So he's still alive?!?!

ChudleyCannons4: yep, he just went back to the wizarding world!

H1smrtGrl: oh, okay. No wonder his music was magical.

ChudleyCannons4: yeah. he used some type of charm in his songs. Elvis was his Muggle name. According to rumor, he's descended from Merlin.

H1smrtGrl: WOW! Go figure

ChudleyCannons4: yeah. and I can't wait for you & harry to come over today

H1smrtGrl: yeah! 2 days passed by quickly

*Firebolt has entered the room*

H1smrtGrl: Hullo Harry!

ChudleyCannons4: Oi Harry!

Firebolt: Hey Herm & Ron!

ChudleyCannons4: Harry, you really can come over, right?

Firebolt: yep! I'm going by Floo since I bought some w/ Herm

ChudleyCannons4: Yeah, dad told me that he connected your house again to the Floo Network. have you talked to HER yet?!?!?!

H1smrtGrl: who?

Firebolt: no (

H1smrtGrl: WHO!?!?

ChudleyCannons4: Cho!

H1smrtGrl: O! What's her sn?

Firebolt: sn?

H1smrtGrl: Screen Name

ChudleyCannons4: it's AznTropicGirl

H1smrtGrl: Thanxs, I'll add her to my buddy list

Firebolt: Ron, you saved her sn?

ChudleyCannons4: yeh, I only have a few ppl on my list

Firebolt: like Viktor Krum

H1smrtGrl: well, as long as Ron isn't talking about bad things to strange people.

Firebolt: He is, he's cheating on you w/ Krum!

H1smrtGrl: WHAT?!?!?

ChudleyCannons4: NO, I"M NOT!

*GoldenWronski has entered the Room*

GoldenWronski: Hey evry1!

ChudleyCannons4: WhoTF INVITED HIM IN HERE?!?!?

H1smrtGrl: I did *grin and DON"T CUSS!!!!

GoldenWronski: I am wanted in here?

Firebolt: this is interesting.

ChudleyCannons4: yes, Vik the Prick, you are wanted in here. Harry's hairy thing wants you

Firebolt: WHAT?!?!?!

H1smrtGrl: EWWW!!!! GROSS THAT"S SO DISGUSTING RON!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!

GoldenWronski: They are always after me!

Firebolt: It's NOT TRUE!!!

ChudleyCannons4: yes it is, Harry, admit it!

GoldenWronski: always! They are everywhere I go!

H1smrtGrl: poor Krum! The innocent subject of such vulgar and disturbing comments..

ChudleyCannons4: he doesn't need your sympathy!

Firebolt: I AM NOT AFTER KRUM!

H1smrtGrl: Ron, you're just jealous of VK cuz he's not as vulgar as you

ChudleyCannons4: well, he has a rep to maintain, so he can't properly Xpress his hormones. besides, he's scarred from what he's seen.

GoldenWronski: I KNOW HARRY"S NOT AFTER ME!

H1smrtGrl: ?

Firebolt: thank goodness!

ChudleyCannons4: then who R U talking about?

GoldenWronski: THE LITTLE BLUE SMURFS ARE AFTER ME!!!

H1smrtGrl: come again?

ChudleyCannons4: only 1 explain-nation

Firebolt: too much mead

ChudleyCannons4: he's drunk

H1smrtGrl: he's out of it

GoldenWronski: No, I'm just playing you guys! I don't need to get drunk. I'm just hyper.

ChudleyCannons4: Okay, I DO NOT want any guy "playing" w/ me!!!

Firebolt: same

ChudleyCannons4: Yeah, Hurry, you just want to play w/ Cho!

ChudleyCannons4: Harry*

Firebolt: Shut up!

H1smrtGrl: ack! I'm the only girl in here!

Firebolt: you just NOW noticed?

GoldenWronski: hi Her-My-In-My-Knee

ChudleyCannons4: that's a new one

H1smrtGrl: HERMIONE!!! Get it right! When I marry, I SWEAR I'll change my stupid name!

Firebolt: who's in your knee, Krum?

GoldenWronski: the blueSmurfs

ChudleyCannons4: Herm, if anything EVR enters you..

Firebolt: It will be Ron! Bet 10 galleons!

GoldenWronski: Blue smurfs.

H1smrtGrl: GROSS!!! You guys are too disgusting, I need another girl in here! So I'm going to invite one!

GoldenWronski: what for? Are you guy-o-phobic?

H1smrtGrl: guys just lack sentimentals and have too much testosterone

GoldenWronski: so we just have scent & and are mentals?

H1smrtGrl: yep

ChudleyCannons4: HEY! All guys, Xcept me, right?

H1smrtGrl: you're special

Firebolt: HEY! I take showers!

ChudleyCannons4: YOU TAKE SHOWERS?!? That's disgusting!

H1smrtGrl: Ron, You don't shower?!?!? That's nasty!

GoldenWronski: hm. nasty..

ChudleyCannons4: I'm only joking!

Firebolt: Krum is mental though

GoldenWronski: no, I'm just bored. plus I like scarring ppl. like the author does

Firebolt: huh? What author?

GoldenWronski: nothing

^_~V

ChudleyCannons4: Harry, you need to ask out Cho!

H1smrtGrl: where did that topic come from?

GoldenWronski: His head

ChudleyCannons4: just a random comment

Firebolt: but what if she says no?

GoldenWronski: if she says no, that will be like rain falling up

H1smrtGrl: She won't say no!

ChudleyCannons4: Who can resist your charms?

Firebolt: she's NOT rita Skeeter!

ChudleyCannons4: which is a good thing

H1smrtGrl: what about that bad witch?

GoldenWronski: bad witch= b-ad w-itch= bitch

ChudleyCannons4: nothing

Firebolt: Nothing!

GoldenWronski: Nothing??

H1smrtGrl: riiiiiiiight And NO CUSSING!

GoldenWronski: sry, but all I said was "bad witch." Like Firetruck starts with an F and ends in a UCK

H1smrtGrl: NO CUSSING!

Firebolt: what if Cho's still upset about Cedric Diggory?

ChudleyCannons4: just ask her!

GoldenWronski: ASK HER

ChudleyCannons4: ASK HER!!!

H1smrtGrl: if you feel comfortable with it, ask her

GoldenWronski: ASK HER. chants RULE!

ChudleyCannons4: ASK HER!!!

*Azntropicgirl has entered the room*

AznTropicGirl: Hey everyone!

*pause

GoldenWronski: hi! Who are you?

AznTropicGirl: "Chibi" (aka: Cho Chang) ^_~

*more pause

AznTropicGirl: Hey Herm, since you invited me, who else is in here?

H1smrtGrl: well, you know me!

AznTropicGirl: Hey herm!

GoldenWronski: Viktor

AznTropicGirl: Hey Viktor! Do you go to Hog's wart?

ChudleyCannons4: I'm Ron

GoldenWronski: no, I go to Durmstrang

AznTropicGirl: ron weasly? I thought so from your sn. Chudley Cannons are going downhill

ChudleyCannons4: yep, me, and the CCs will make a comeback

AznTropicGirl: Viktor? Not THE VK Quidditch player?!?!?

GoldenWronski: yep!

AznTropicGirl: OMG!!! YOU ARE AWESOME!!!

GoldenWronski: thank you!

AznTropicGirl: You're such a great player!

ChudleyCannons4: player is the right word.

AznTropicGirl: Not THAT type of player! Quidditch player!

GoldenWronski: do you play Quidditch?

AznTropicGirl: yeah ^_^

H1smrtGrl: She's a seeker. There's another person in here that I forgot to mention

AznTropicGirl: Who?

GoldenWronski: Cho, you're a seeker? Who do you play for?

AznTropicGirl: Ravenclaw

H1smrtGrl: Harry's in here

AznTropicGirl: Harry Potter?!?!?!?

ChudleyCannons4: the one and only!

GoldenWronski: wow, Cho, you must be a good player

AznTropicGirl: thank you. where is Harry?!?!

H1smrtGrl: He's here. somewhere.

ChudleyCannons4: maybe he's having come-putter probs and it isn't working

*Meanwhile, GoldenWronski privately IMs AznTropicGirl.*

GoldenWronski: Hey!

AznTropicGirl: Hi! ^_^

GoldenWronski: How are you?

AznTropicGirl: good

GoldenWronski: do you remember me?

AznTropicGirl: Of course! I watched the Tiwizard cup last year! AND the Quidditch World Cup!

GoldenWronski: well, how's evrything?

AznTropicGirl: allright

GoldenWronski: Well, I remember that you were Cedric's date, and is evrything okay?

AznTropicGirl: it's all right. I miss him /_\

GoldenWronski: yeah. He was a great guy.

AznTropicGirl: I'm going to write about him in a fanfic where I space travel with Trunks to collect the Dragonballs and wish CD back to life!

GoldenWronski: You mean Dragonball Z?!?!?

AznTropicGirl: Trunx is my fav character! When you collect all 7 Dragonballs, you are granted any wish you want. Including wishing ppl back from the dead

GoldenWronski: DBZ RULES!!!!

AznTropicGirl: You're a fan too?!?!?

GoldenWronski: Hell yeah!!!

AznTropicGirl: ^_^ Yippee!

GoldenWronski: do you like Cowboy Bebop!?!?

AznTropicGirl: YES!!! Go Ed!

GoldenWronski: WOW! You're awesome!

AznTropicGirl: of course I am ^_~

GoldenWronski: please don't wink at me

AznTropicGirl: why? ^_~

GoldenWronski: well, this puts me in a problem

AznTropicGirl: Huh? If I wink? ^_~

GoldenWronski: YES!

AznTropicGirl: How!?! ^_~

GoldenWronski: It makes it seem that you are flirting with me

AznTropicGirl: and that is bad becuz.?

GoldenWronski: well, I IMed you to talk to you about something, not flirt with you

AznTropicGirl: okay. sry.

GoldenWronski: I know someone that likes likes likes you

AznTropicGirl: Likes to the 3rd power?

GoldenWronski: yes

AznTropicGirl: really? Who?

GoldenWronski: the person the chat room that is too shy to admit it, and so isn't saying anything.

AznTropicGirl: Harry Potter?

GoldenWronski: yep

AznTropicGirl: well, I sorta already knew.

GoldenWronski: huh? AznTropicGirl: well, he asked me to the Yule Ball, but I was already going w/ Cedric.

GoldenWronski: really?

AznTropicGirl: yeah.

GoldenWronski: well, what do you think of him?

AznTropicGirl: He's sweet and courageous

GoldenWronski: and he's a Seeker

AznTropicGirl: he's younger than me, but he's still taller ^_^ like everyone else

GoldenWronski: he's being considerate by not asking you out because of Cedric.

AznTropicGirl: Awwwww. *heart melts*

GoldenWronski: but if he asked you out, would you say yes?

AznTropicGirl: Well. evr since the end of last school year, I've wanted to talk to him about Cedric.

GoldenWronski: ok, but would you go out w/ him?

AznTropicGirl: yes

GoldenWronski: okay. That's all I wanted to talk about. Let's go back to the chat room

AznTropicGirl: allright, bye

GoldenWronski: bye

*Right after that, GoldenWronski privately IMs Firebolt *

GoldenWronski: hey hairy!

Firebolt: hey! And it's HARRY

GoldenWronski: sry. And I got REALLY good news for you!

Firebolt: huh?

GoldenWronski: I'm going to copy & paste a convo I just had with Cho

Firebolt: okay. meaning?

GoldenWronski: you'll see XACTLY what Cho & I talked about

GoldenWronski:

"GoldenWronski: I know someone that likes likes likes you

AznTropicGirl: Likes to the 3rd power?

GoldenWronski: yes

AznTropicGirl: really? Who?

GoldenWronski: the person the chat room that is too shy to admit it,
and so isn't
saying anything.

AznTropicGirl: Harry Potter?

GoldenWronski: yep

AznTropicGirl: well, I sorta already knew.

GoldenWronski: huh?

AznTropicGirl: well, he asked me to the Yule Ball, but I was already
going w/ Cedric.

GoldenWronski: really?

AznTropicGirl: yeah.

GoldenWronski: well, what do you think of him?

AznTropicGirl: He's sweet and courageous

GoldenWronski: and he's a Seeker

AznTropicGirl: he's younger than me, but he's still taller ^_^ like everyone else

GoldenWronski: he's being considerate by not asking you out because of Cedric.

AznTropicGirl: Awwwww. *heart melts*

GoldenWronski: but if he asked you out, would you say yes?

AznTropicGirl: Well. evr since the end of last school year, I've
wanted to talk to him about Cedric.

GoldenWronski: ok, but would you go out w/ him?

AznTropicGirl: yes"

Firebolt: hold on, lemme scroll up to read it.

*long pause...*

GoldenWronski: did you finish reading it?

Firebolt: You told her I like her?!?

GoldenWronski: yep

Firebolt: she thinks I'm sweet. and she would say yes.?

GoldenWronski: yep. So you should ask her out

Firebolt: I can't believe this. I feel like I've been stunned.

GoldenWronski: allright, but IM her!

Firebolt: I think I will

GoldenWronski: she likes anime, if that's helpful, and you 2 will have something to talk about together

Firebolt: anime?

GoldenWronski: japanese animation

Firebolt: like Poke a man?

GoldenWronski: It's Pokemon (w/ an accent on the E), and No, the more sophisticated stuff, like Bebop.

Firebolt: I'm confused

GoldenWronski: you're confoosed @_@ so nvrmind

Firebolt: okay

GoldenWronski: just go talk to her

Firebolt: allright, bye, and Thanks A Lot!

GoldenWronski: np!

Firebolt: np?

GoldenWronski: No Problem

Firebolt: O, okay

GoldenWronski: bye, and good luck

Firebolt: bye!

*Firebolt* has left the room

Whew!!! That took me 4EVR to write!!! Sry bout that. Well, as you can tell, nxt time, Harry, Herm & Ron are going to be at Ron's house and I have fun things planned for that. ^_^ And since this isn't really following the 5th book cuz I had most of this chapter written by the time I read the 5th book. Which has disappointed me in the aspect of Harry & Cho. But now Ginny & Neville are becoming an obvious couple. Mwahaha!!! Take THAT Ax!!! Anyways, Harry is going to IM Cho next time too.

REVIEW unless you want a curse put on you that makes you see little blue smurfs. speaking of which, how can there be so many smurfs when there's only 1 Smurfette? Where does that leave the old "Papa Smurf?" Think about it. Just don't over-use your imagination. ^_~V