The same girl walks out again like before

Kyra: Hi, and welcome to the first show. But before we get to the fun, we must get a few things done. Hey, that rhymes. Joey, come out here and say what you have to say.

He peeks out from behind the curtain

Joey: Do I have to come out?

Kyra: Yes.

He comes out wearing a doggy suit

Joey: Disclaimer: She doesn't own us or anything. Hey, if you don't own us, why do I have to do this?

Kyra: 'Cause I said so, now on with the show!

The Yu-Gi-Oh! cast comes out and sits on stools they brought in.

Kyra: Welcome to Tease or Torture, the show where our contestants are punished! Tonight we have the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! here with us and to help with the torture we have the members of Good Charlotte!

The band comes out and stands by the wall.

Benji: By the way, she doesn't own us either.

Joel: Yeah, she don't own us dawgs, right Homie P?

Paul: Uh, yeah, sure.

Kyra: Anyway, Yugi, Tease or Torture?

Yugi: Tease.

Kyra: Why are you so damn short? I mean, when you turn into Yami Yugi you gain an inch or so and your voice deepens but really, why are you so damn short?

Yugi: I get that a lot. I'm used to it now.

Yami: But not the fangirls.

Several of Yugi's fangirls shout out from the audience about how much they love him.

Kyra: Next! Yami, Tease or Torture?

Yami: Tease.

Kyra: What is wrong with your hair? I mean, it's cool and all, but what's with having it in spikes all the time and is the tri-color thing natural?

Benji: Hey man! The spikes are cool! He is weird and proud of it! May your spikes always block the view of the person behind you in a movie theater!

Yami: Thank you, Benji. I get that a lot, but I'm used to it.

Yugi: But not the fangirls.

Yami's fangirls shout out as well.

Kyra: Joey.

Joey: Tease.

Kyra: What's with your voice? It's like, nih.

Joey: Yeah, I get that a lot. I'm used to it, and the fangirls.

Kyra: Bakura, Tease or Torture?

Bakura: Torture.

Kyra: Take him away.

Billy looks up from the peanut butter he was eating

Billy: .huh?.

They strap him to a chair and tickle him. He laughs and squirms around, tossing random insults at them between laughing fits.

Kyra: Ryou, Tease or Torture?

Ryou: Torture.

Kyra: Ah, two people to be tortured. That means both will be teased and tortured.

The band straps them to chairs.

Kyra: Ryou, why the hell do you look like Bakura?

Ryou: I dunno. I'm used to that and the fangirls.

Fangirls shout from the audience. angel of anarKy jumps up and kisses him.

Kyra: Okay. Bakura, what's with the hair? It's long and make you look like a girl. And how do you keep it so smooth? Mine always ends up tangled after creating whirlwinds.

Bakura: I like it that way. And I use tons of hair gel.

Good Charlotte tickles them.

Kyra: Marik.

Marik: Tease.

Kyra: Why are you so girly? And where is Malik?

Marik: I dunno.

An awkward silence follows accompanied by Billy making cricket noises.

Billy: What?

Kyra: Okay. Mai.

Mai: Tease.

Kyra: Why are you such a slut?

Mai: It's a living.

Another awkward silence with Billy making cricket noises.

Billy: What?

Kyra: Tristan, Tease or Torture?

Tristan: Tease.

Kyra: What's with your hair? It must be the weirdest of all. What do you use it for?

Tristan: I use the point to change the flow of air and create a space where reality is distorted.

Another awkward silence with Billy making cricket noises.

Billy: Why does everyone keep staring at me? Do I have something on my face?

Kyra: Tea, Tease or Torture?

Tea: Ummm, tease?

Kyra: What's with the damn stupid friendship speeches and everything? Nobody listens to you anyway.

Tea finally notices that Good Charlotte is there.

Tea: Oh my god! Good Charlotte! They're here, they're really here! Oh my god, I totally love them! I am the ultimate punk, so I knew they'd find me eventually!

Benji: So. much. like. Avril Lavigne.

Benji pulls out a bow and some arrows and starts shooting her with them.

Kyra: Okay, well, that's the end of the show. Thanks to Teddy Duchamps Dog Tag and angel of anarKy for the suggestions. Good Night Everybody! Note to Teddy Duchamps Dog Tag: I couldn't put up the one about Malik because that could be offensive to some people. Sorry. Okay, and give more suggestions!