Swishy Fantasies presents:
Attack Of the Man-Eating, Cannibalistic Veggie Men from the Refrigerator
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for whatever crazy things my computer does to my formatting. And, as show previously, I do not own Zoids.
Warning: This chapter shows tomato juice. Vegetables may not want to allow their sprouts to read this chapter. Thank you.
Chapter 2: They're Alive!
"Ah! Goood morning, Lyger" said Bit cheerfully while stretching. The Lyger 00 roared back by the way of greeting. "Yeah, that was quite a storm we had last night." The Lyger growled in agreement, then roared. "What? You heard the refrigerator blew out?!?" said Bit, frowning. "Oh great. Now were going to have to get a new refrigerator." He paused for a moment, thinking.
"You know, that food's gonna spoil with no refrigeration." said Bit, thoughtfully "And it would be a waste to let all that food spoil." The Lyger growled. Yes, he was right. The food would probably spoil. "And there's only two ways to stop food from spoiling." continued Bit. "One would be to put it in a refrigerator, which broke, so we have none. The second way would be," said Bit, beginning to exit the hanger, "would be to eat...er...dispose of the food in the proper containers. I will, therefore, stop the spread of food spoilage, and..."
Bit was greeted by wreckage and chaos when he stepped into the living room. The sofa had been upturned and shredded, little pieces of white leather all over the floor. Pots and pans and china had being hurled all over the place, accounting for a large amount of the rubble. Pictures were askew. Cups had been smashed. Pillows had been ripped. The signs of vandalism were everywhere.
"What the..!" said Bit, surveying the wreckage. Then he noticed it. All over everything. Something red.
Warm. Oozing over everything. It was...it was.....
"Tomato juice?" wondered Bit, scratching his head. But why was there tomato juice all over....?
*Thump. *
Bit jerked to attention. What was that?
*Thump! Thump! Thump! *
That thumping noise. It was coming closer.
*THUMP! THUMP! *
Groans, snarls, and frightening noises echoed eerily in the hall. They were coming closer.
*THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! *
Bit swallowed. He picked up an overturned chair. "All right," yelled Bit, feeling like over-cooked broccoli all over "come out! Whoever you are! But I'm warning, I know..."
*BOOM! *
The door was knocked down. An army of over-cooked veggies swarmed into the room. Atrocious artichokes and savage squash, feral fennel and bloodthirsty broccoli, carnivorous cabbage and rabid rutabagas-everywhere! Bit couldn't decide whether to scream, laugh, or looked puzzled. Until a vicious-looking carrot chomped the chair he was holding in two. Then, Bit made up his mind in three seconds.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled Bit, dashing through the hall. The rabid produce took up the chase. Bit ran to the hanger... but no! The veggies had beaten him to it. He made an abrupt turn, then dashed toward the front door. DING-DONG! Someone was at the door! Bit didn't care. He opened the door and-
WHAM!!
--saw a lot of stars, swirls, and checkerboards.
Harry Champ, the person at the door, rubbed his head. "Watch where you're going!" complained Harry. "You nearly ruined the flowers I got for Leena!!!" He motioned to a bouquet of red, pink, and white roses.
"Shut the door!" yelled Bit "Shut the door!"
"Why? I'm gonna deliver these presents to Leena dar- AHHHHH!" Harry's sentence was cut off when he noticed the rapidly approaching mutant vegetables.
Bit jumped to his feet and slammed it shut quickly. Harry leaned on it with Bit until Bit could locate the key. Bit proceeded to lock the door. "Phew!" said Bit "That was close!"
"Why in the world does Doc keep mutant vegetables in his house?!" said Harry, still trying to catch his breath after doing all that screaming. And he was still a bit hysterical, as they could hear the vegetables trying to break the door down.
"I don't know how they got there." said Bit "All I know is that they are...." Bit paused and looked puzzled. "That's odd." said Bit, frowning slightly.
"What?" said Harry.
"I can't here them anymore. Why did they stop trying to break the door down?" pondered Bit. "Wait. We're out here, right?"
"Right." said Harry.
"You were going in to see Leena. If Leena's in there, and the veggies are in there, and we just locked the door..." Bit was cut off by a scream from inside.
"YEEEEEEAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!"
"Uh-oh." gulped Bit.
After the screaming stopped, you could hear several sounds of chaos. One was the veggie men on the rampage. Another one was the sound of Leena screeching words (which don't show up in a G-rated story). The third was Jamie adding to Leena's screeching, screaming. The fourth was Brad's voice, yelling "Can't a guy get a little sleep around-"; then adding more words to Leena's (which, again, don't show up in a G-rated story).
"Something tells me," said Bit "that we just made a really, big mistake."
Review, PLEASE! Thank you.
Attack Of the Man-Eating, Cannibalistic Veggie Men from the Refrigerator
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for whatever crazy things my computer does to my formatting. And, as show previously, I do not own Zoids.
Warning: This chapter shows tomato juice. Vegetables may not want to allow their sprouts to read this chapter. Thank you.
Chapter 2: They're Alive!
"Ah! Goood morning, Lyger" said Bit cheerfully while stretching. The Lyger 00 roared back by the way of greeting. "Yeah, that was quite a storm we had last night." The Lyger growled in agreement, then roared. "What? You heard the refrigerator blew out?!?" said Bit, frowning. "Oh great. Now were going to have to get a new refrigerator." He paused for a moment, thinking.
"You know, that food's gonna spoil with no refrigeration." said Bit, thoughtfully "And it would be a waste to let all that food spoil." The Lyger growled. Yes, he was right. The food would probably spoil. "And there's only two ways to stop food from spoiling." continued Bit. "One would be to put it in a refrigerator, which broke, so we have none. The second way would be," said Bit, beginning to exit the hanger, "would be to eat...er...dispose of the food in the proper containers. I will, therefore, stop the spread of food spoilage, and..."
Bit was greeted by wreckage and chaos when he stepped into the living room. The sofa had been upturned and shredded, little pieces of white leather all over the floor. Pots and pans and china had being hurled all over the place, accounting for a large amount of the rubble. Pictures were askew. Cups had been smashed. Pillows had been ripped. The signs of vandalism were everywhere.
"What the..!" said Bit, surveying the wreckage. Then he noticed it. All over everything. Something red.
Warm. Oozing over everything. It was...it was.....
"Tomato juice?" wondered Bit, scratching his head. But why was there tomato juice all over....?
*Thump. *
Bit jerked to attention. What was that?
*Thump! Thump! Thump! *
That thumping noise. It was coming closer.
*THUMP! THUMP! *
Groans, snarls, and frightening noises echoed eerily in the hall. They were coming closer.
*THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! *
Bit swallowed. He picked up an overturned chair. "All right," yelled Bit, feeling like over-cooked broccoli all over "come out! Whoever you are! But I'm warning, I know..."
*BOOM! *
The door was knocked down. An army of over-cooked veggies swarmed into the room. Atrocious artichokes and savage squash, feral fennel and bloodthirsty broccoli, carnivorous cabbage and rabid rutabagas-everywhere! Bit couldn't decide whether to scream, laugh, or looked puzzled. Until a vicious-looking carrot chomped the chair he was holding in two. Then, Bit made up his mind in three seconds.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled Bit, dashing through the hall. The rabid produce took up the chase. Bit ran to the hanger... but no! The veggies had beaten him to it. He made an abrupt turn, then dashed toward the front door. DING-DONG! Someone was at the door! Bit didn't care. He opened the door and-
WHAM!!
--saw a lot of stars, swirls, and checkerboards.
Harry Champ, the person at the door, rubbed his head. "Watch where you're going!" complained Harry. "You nearly ruined the flowers I got for Leena!!!" He motioned to a bouquet of red, pink, and white roses.
"Shut the door!" yelled Bit "Shut the door!"
"Why? I'm gonna deliver these presents to Leena dar- AHHHHH!" Harry's sentence was cut off when he noticed the rapidly approaching mutant vegetables.
Bit jumped to his feet and slammed it shut quickly. Harry leaned on it with Bit until Bit could locate the key. Bit proceeded to lock the door. "Phew!" said Bit "That was close!"
"Why in the world does Doc keep mutant vegetables in his house?!" said Harry, still trying to catch his breath after doing all that screaming. And he was still a bit hysterical, as they could hear the vegetables trying to break the door down.
"I don't know how they got there." said Bit "All I know is that they are...." Bit paused and looked puzzled. "That's odd." said Bit, frowning slightly.
"What?" said Harry.
"I can't here them anymore. Why did they stop trying to break the door down?" pondered Bit. "Wait. We're out here, right?"
"Right." said Harry.
"You were going in to see Leena. If Leena's in there, and the veggies are in there, and we just locked the door..." Bit was cut off by a scream from inside.
"YEEEEEEAAAAAGGGGGGG!!!"
"Uh-oh." gulped Bit.
After the screaming stopped, you could hear several sounds of chaos. One was the veggie men on the rampage. Another one was the sound of Leena screeching words (which don't show up in a G-rated story). The third was Jamie adding to Leena's screeching, screaming. The fourth was Brad's voice, yelling "Can't a guy get a little sleep around-"; then adding more words to Leena's (which, again, don't show up in a G-rated story).
"Something tells me," said Bit "that we just made a really, big mistake."
Review, PLEASE! Thank you.
