Swishy Fantasies Now Present:



Chapter 3: The Veggies plan their revenge

Disclaimer: See Chapters One and Two for disclaimers.



"Why in the world did you lock that vicious produce in there with poor, innocent Leena?!?" exploded Harry.

"I don't know. It just seemed like a good idea at the time..." said Bit, fidgeting.

"Well, now what are we gonna do??!" ranted Harry, storming back and forth.

"I don't know." said Bit.

"Well hurry up and think of something!" yelled Harry, still pacing.

The two boys went into deep concentration. Then, Bit said:

"Hmm... I wonder if we should..."

"No way, Bit! I've had enough of your plans!" argued Harry. "This time, I'll come up with something!"

Bit sighed. Harry sometimes could make absolutely zero sense, even with all those cents.



When Jamie heard all those vegetables in the hall, he was scared. Who wouldn't be, with all those monster vegetables around? But when he dashed to the hall way to go to his room (to hide under his bed), he actually got to meet the produce in question. And that didn't make him scared. Oh, no. He was terrified.

"AAAAHHHHHH!!!" screamed Jamie and artfully jumped out the window, like as all should do in case of an attack of veggie men. After he gracefully leapt out the window, he skillfully used Doc's rose bush to cushion his fall. He would have heard Brad and Leena's shouts of profanity following if he hadn't been also creating a din over landing in Doc's rose bush (Not swearing, mind you. Like me, I feel that Jamie never swears.). He was, however, uttering great noises of delight at landing in the rose bush, such as "Ouch!" and "Ooo!" and "Why did Doc have to plant a rose bush under the window?!?" After crawling out of the rose bush and removing all the stickers from all over him (as in thorns, not the sticky kind), he noticed Bit and Harry on the front porch and listened in on their conversation.

"I know!" shouted Harry triumphantly. "We'll break the door down!"

"Sounds fine to me." yawned Bit, half not listening and half not wanting to argue with Harry at the moment.

"Then, we'll charge in and chase all the veggie men back outside and lock the door on them!" concluded Harry.

"Uh, guys?" said Jaime stepping into view.

"Fine." said Bit. "Where did you put the key?"

"Uh, guys..?" repeated Jaime, waving his hand in front of Harry.

"I have it right here." said Harry "And, not now, Jaime. We need to break the door down."

"Yeah, but.."

"Here we go! On the count of three!"

"Yeah, but.."

"One!" shouted Harry. "Two!"

"GUYS?!?" yelled Jamie, jumping up and down franticly.

"...THREE! CHARGE!" cried Harry as they charged into battle.

The door gave way with ease, the first operation a complete success. But when it came to the second operation, driving the veggie men out, Bit and Harry met with failure so bad, that the veggie men began to chase them around the house. This changed the yelling duet of Brad and Leena into a quartet of chaos.

Jamie had no idea what to do. If he ran into the house, the veggie men would get him. But if he stood out there, the veggie men would come outside and get him. So he ran into the hanger, via the outer door of the hanger, and took off in his Pteras. Just in time, too. The veggie men had broken into the hanger and chased him all the way out. Now what? thought Jamie. He hated to leave everyone to monster vegetables, but he didn't stand a chance against them. He flew in a big, slow circle around Toros farm. He needed back-up support. decided Jamie. But who would he go to? Leon! Naomi and Leon! They were the closest he knew who would help. He flew of in the direction of Naomi's residence.



Meanwhile, with our captives...

The veggies had tied them from head to toe in some kind of rope. They were propped up against the wall, while the evil produce began to fill up the tub with some type of liquid. Harry, once he saw Leena, immediately began to make a big fuss over her.

"Oh, Leena! Are you okay? Did the stupid vegetables hurt you?"

"Harry?"

"Yes, Leena sweetie?"

"Can it!"

One of the vegetables walked over to Brad and kicked him. "You!"

"Oh great." muttered Brad under his breath "Not just evil, mutant veggies; but talking ones too."

"You be first one for Veggie Moon Ritual, huh?"

"What's that?" said Bit. "Some kind of new soup?"

"We soak you in vegetable juice for long time, all of you. Make veggies for veggies to eat. Then we conquer world, uhhn." Here the veggie walked away.

"Some thing makes me suspect," said Leena "that these guys aren't the brightest fish in the sea."

"It doesn't even make sense." said Bit, shaking his head.

"Zzzz...zzzz.....zzzz." went Doc, snoozing peacefully.

"Grr.....WAKE UP, DAD!" shouted Leena, trying to kick Doc.

"I wonder what they tied us up with." said Bit.

"I think it's tomato vine." said Brad.

"Tomato vine!?!" said Harry. "I'm allergic to tomato vine! It makes my skin break out! AHH!" Here Harry struggled and made other feeble attempts to get out of the vine.

"I hope Jamie's ok." said Bit.

"I hope my dad will wake up before it's to late." said Leena through gritted teeth.

"I hope we get paid for this." said Brad.

"I hope Jamie brings lotion back soon." said Harry, trying to scratch irritated area.



Now, a bit of review would be nice... with a side order of fries and a shake.....to go.