_________jack___________ ------------harry potter---------------- _-_-_-_-_-Life as Ron (kinda)-_-_-_-_-_-_

This story is based on a slightly twisted version of rons life;)

11:00 am griphindor dormatory

"Get up Ron" called Hermione, the goody-goody prefect, the @#$%&@% moron who loves Harry, not me, she loves the kid with a fucking scar on his head...er... my good friend,"your going to be late for breakfast... then again... -very fast- you shouldn't go, you should support my L.E.W.A(let every wizard drink alchohol) project (finnaly something someone wants to support) and go get Harry and our group of supporters, go to the courtyard and drink our butterbeers with added alchohol(damn she uses allota words, couldn't she just say "Get drunk" and drinkie uppie. "Are you sure your not already drunk" "Just geting in the spirit" "Ooooooooookaaaaay?"

11:15 am courtyard

Ok, so just as soon as Seamus was starting to get tipsy, Snape walks in and confiscates all the beer, crap, the 23rd batch, 'n says its all bad and a discrase to potion making, n gives Harry, Hermione and, me a detention that night, 23rd also. We imediatly rushed up to our dormatory and started making more beer, Hermione does this thing where she fements the grapes, I tried but I jus made em grow teeth and start drinking all our beer, we later found them doing the hokey-pokey with dumbledore, evedently on sniffing snack boxes, while balancing tiny beach balls on ther noses.

thank u 4 putting up with chapter one later chapters will
come later