Disclaimer: ...If I owned Inuyasha, do you think I'd write fiction?
Noooo...
A/N: I know, I wasn't clear about who was who with the demon girlies, but Mihoshi is the kitty and Tamashi is the rabbit.
Inuyasha sat bolt upright. "Now either I'm crazy or a cat's nearby!"
Mihoshi, after stroking her poor tail, went wide-eyed. Her ear twitched. "You.. idiot.. He heard me.. You idiot." "Well gee, you weren't exactly quiet when you were wailing." "You should've known not to pull my tail!"
Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo all looked at Inuyasha. Kirara let out that little mewish-howl she does. (a/n: Got a better description for it?). "Well duh, Inuyasha! Kirara's right there, she's been there all day. Have you been acting like a dolt because of Kirara?"
Inuyasha scowled. "I didn't mean Kirara! I mean a cat. A real cat. No, cat demon. And it's close. Really close. I smell it." Sango blinked at him then laughed. "Oh, of course you'd be able to sniff out a cat. They're your mortal enemy, are they not?" Inuyasha scowled again and turned to face them. "No, cats aren't my stupid mortal enemy, it's just a demon. Maybe it's after the shard. Sheesh."
Miroku blinked. "Then why don't you just chase it off...?" he said in a 'Duh...' voice. For the third time, Inuyasha made a face at them all. "What do you think I am, you're stupid watchdog?!" "Yes," they all said in unison. Even Kirara nodded. Inuyasha sweatdropped. "I'll have you know that I don't roll over for anyone." "You sit for Kagome, though," Miroku said, smirking.
"I don't need to sit here and be abused. I'm going to find that stupid cat demon," Inuyasha said as he got up and started walking off. Kagome hopped up, grabbing her bow and arrow. "I'm coming, too!" "Why?" Inuyasha said, raising an eyebrow. "To make sure that you're not overreacting and don't go and attack someone's pet kitten," Kagome said. Inuyasha did a face fault.
"What now, Mihoshi! Are they coming?! Tell me!" The rabbit-girl said, poking Mihoshi in the side. "Quit it you stupid rabbit, if you'd SHUT UP then maybe I'd be able to hear!" The other girl scowled and sat back against the trunk of a tree. "I hear only two sets of footsteps. One is the hanyou and one is a female. The hanyou smells strongly of demon blood," Mihoshi paused as her rabbit friend recoiled and whimpered slightly, "while the girl smells flowery." "Flowery?" repeated the bunny. "Is there an echo here?" asked the cat sarcastically, while the rabbit clicked her tongue. "And you know all that just by sniffing?" "Hearing too, you nincompoop," Mihoshi replied, snorting and listening again.
"Well?" Kagome said, stopping a few feet behind Inuyasha, who was staring at a small grove of trees. "Shut up for a second, would you?" he hissed, his ears twitching. "They can hear us, but they think I can't hear them." Kagome blinked. "So there's more than one? I guess that means they're relatively small if two can hide in a little patch of-" "SHH!" Inuyasha took off running, without bothering to let Kagome onto his back. "INUYASHA!"
"Um, Tamashi?" "Yes, Mihoshi?" "DUCK!" Tamashi and Mihoshi both ran in different directions to avoid getting smashed into by Inuyasha, who'd come thundering through the shrubbery. Since they'd dived out of the way, Inuyasha had run face first into a tree, which fell from being hit so hard. Inuyasha blinked stupidly. It took him a few minutes to figure out why he was eating bark.
Miroku looked at Sango. "You think we should go see what's wrong?" he asked. Sango shrugged. "Dogs will chase cats. It's a law of nature."
Kagome watched the tree top slowly fall and sighed. "What's he gone and done now," she asked herself, running off towards the patch of greenery.
"MIHOSHIII!!" Tamashi squeaked, cowering by the stump of the fallen tree. Mihoshi ran over and stood above her, shaking her head. "You're pathetic," she said, grabbing Tamashi's hand and pulling her up. They walked over to Inuyasha. His face had affixed itself to the tree. Tamashi giggled, but Mihoshi seemed reluctant to be that close to him.
"Mihoshi, oh, look at his ears! They're just like yours!" she said, leaning over and rubbing the pointy ears that protruded out from under Inuyasha's long hair.
"Get offa me, will ya?!" he said, pulling his face from the tree and looking at them. Mihoshi positively shrieked, jumping five feet in the air and then bounding up into a tree. Tamashi stood there nonchalantly, unaffected by Inuyasha's being...well...un-affixed to the tree. "Who are you two, anyway?" demanded Inuyasha, scowling at Tamashi. "Nobody important. Just a pair of wandering hanyous. We're innocent."
Kagome had, by now, reached the grove of trees. She looked at the scene: the fallen tree, the cat girl cowering in a tree, the rabbit girl talking to Inuyasha, Inuyasha's faceprint on the fallen tree, Tamashi's ears...
Kagome squealed and ran over, immediately rubbing Tamashi's long, floppy ears. "RABBIT EARS!"
A/N: I know, I wasn't clear about who was who with the demon girlies, but Mihoshi is the kitty and Tamashi is the rabbit.
Inuyasha sat bolt upright. "Now either I'm crazy or a cat's nearby!"
Mihoshi, after stroking her poor tail, went wide-eyed. Her ear twitched. "You.. idiot.. He heard me.. You idiot." "Well gee, you weren't exactly quiet when you were wailing." "You should've known not to pull my tail!"
Kagome, Sango, Miroku and Shippo all looked at Inuyasha. Kirara let out that little mewish-howl she does. (a/n: Got a better description for it?). "Well duh, Inuyasha! Kirara's right there, she's been there all day. Have you been acting like a dolt because of Kirara?"
Inuyasha scowled. "I didn't mean Kirara! I mean a cat. A real cat. No, cat demon. And it's close. Really close. I smell it." Sango blinked at him then laughed. "Oh, of course you'd be able to sniff out a cat. They're your mortal enemy, are they not?" Inuyasha scowled again and turned to face them. "No, cats aren't my stupid mortal enemy, it's just a demon. Maybe it's after the shard. Sheesh."
Miroku blinked. "Then why don't you just chase it off...?" he said in a 'Duh...' voice. For the third time, Inuyasha made a face at them all. "What do you think I am, you're stupid watchdog?!" "Yes," they all said in unison. Even Kirara nodded. Inuyasha sweatdropped. "I'll have you know that I don't roll over for anyone." "You sit for Kagome, though," Miroku said, smirking.
"I don't need to sit here and be abused. I'm going to find that stupid cat demon," Inuyasha said as he got up and started walking off. Kagome hopped up, grabbing her bow and arrow. "I'm coming, too!" "Why?" Inuyasha said, raising an eyebrow. "To make sure that you're not overreacting and don't go and attack someone's pet kitten," Kagome said. Inuyasha did a face fault.
"What now, Mihoshi! Are they coming?! Tell me!" The rabbit-girl said, poking Mihoshi in the side. "Quit it you stupid rabbit, if you'd SHUT UP then maybe I'd be able to hear!" The other girl scowled and sat back against the trunk of a tree. "I hear only two sets of footsteps. One is the hanyou and one is a female. The hanyou smells strongly of demon blood," Mihoshi paused as her rabbit friend recoiled and whimpered slightly, "while the girl smells flowery." "Flowery?" repeated the bunny. "Is there an echo here?" asked the cat sarcastically, while the rabbit clicked her tongue. "And you know all that just by sniffing?" "Hearing too, you nincompoop," Mihoshi replied, snorting and listening again.
"Well?" Kagome said, stopping a few feet behind Inuyasha, who was staring at a small grove of trees. "Shut up for a second, would you?" he hissed, his ears twitching. "They can hear us, but they think I can't hear them." Kagome blinked. "So there's more than one? I guess that means they're relatively small if two can hide in a little patch of-" "SHH!" Inuyasha took off running, without bothering to let Kagome onto his back. "INUYASHA!"
"Um, Tamashi?" "Yes, Mihoshi?" "DUCK!" Tamashi and Mihoshi both ran in different directions to avoid getting smashed into by Inuyasha, who'd come thundering through the shrubbery. Since they'd dived out of the way, Inuyasha had run face first into a tree, which fell from being hit so hard. Inuyasha blinked stupidly. It took him a few minutes to figure out why he was eating bark.
Miroku looked at Sango. "You think we should go see what's wrong?" he asked. Sango shrugged. "Dogs will chase cats. It's a law of nature."
Kagome watched the tree top slowly fall and sighed. "What's he gone and done now," she asked herself, running off towards the patch of greenery.
"MIHOSHIII!!" Tamashi squeaked, cowering by the stump of the fallen tree. Mihoshi ran over and stood above her, shaking her head. "You're pathetic," she said, grabbing Tamashi's hand and pulling her up. They walked over to Inuyasha. His face had affixed itself to the tree. Tamashi giggled, but Mihoshi seemed reluctant to be that close to him.
"Mihoshi, oh, look at his ears! They're just like yours!" she said, leaning over and rubbing the pointy ears that protruded out from under Inuyasha's long hair.
"Get offa me, will ya?!" he said, pulling his face from the tree and looking at them. Mihoshi positively shrieked, jumping five feet in the air and then bounding up into a tree. Tamashi stood there nonchalantly, unaffected by Inuyasha's being...well...un-affixed to the tree. "Who are you two, anyway?" demanded Inuyasha, scowling at Tamashi. "Nobody important. Just a pair of wandering hanyous. We're innocent."
Kagome had, by now, reached the grove of trees. She looked at the scene: the fallen tree, the cat girl cowering in a tree, the rabbit girl talking to Inuyasha, Inuyasha's faceprint on the fallen tree, Tamashi's ears...
Kagome squealed and ran over, immediately rubbing Tamashi's long, floppy ears. "RABBIT EARS!"
