My name is.
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin
What.. excuse me
Can I have the attention of the class for one second...
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Wanna see me stun mcmahon and bischoff without opening my eye lids? (uh
huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah, yeah!)
Say what and get fucked up worse then my life is? (uh..)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which diva I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
Mcmahon said Stonecold you asshole..
Uhuh then why's you're face red, you just got wasted
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with my title belt
Got pissed of and ripped Stephanie McMahon's shirt off
And stunned her so hard the beer cans she was holding exploded
I said what to much and rock threw me on my ass, faster then Ric flair
suddenly getting gas.
Orton pops out of nowhere and says: that joke is used too much. and is
stunned by Austin
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin
Mcmahon wanted to fire me ever since I first saw him, thanks a lot, next
year I'm gonna be 45
Chased him around every day, and stunned his ass the night away
99% of my life I said what, I just figured out that it's annoying like
bishoff shoving his head up McMahon's butt
told mcmahon I'd be a famous wrestler, he just laughed in my face so I
kicked his ass
this guy in white castle wanted my autograph so I wrote hey, it's Steve,
burn in hell asshole!
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin
Stop the tape, this ass has to be stunned right away, mcmahon, I'll stun
you Cuz it's you that I hate!
Not ready to leave, even though I'm drunk and old, I wanna take bishoff and
bury him alive, am I comin' or goin' , I really cant decide, just had my
100th beer, surprised I'm still alive!
All my life I've been an ass, just like flair has always had gas
(WOOOOOOOOOO)
I look like a damn joke, I drank so much beer that I'm broke, if mcmahon
doesn't pay me he'll be broke, DAMN IT, DAMN IT TO HELL, I'M SO HUNG OVER
HAVING SEX WITH MY DEAD MOTHER IS STARTING TO SEEM SWELL
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
Hi! My name is what, my name is what, my name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin
My name is Stonecold Steve Austin