Girl Bonding

            Elizabeth unzipped her duffel bag, and began placing her clothes in the shelves. Taryn turned on the radio, "I hate silence." She sighed.

            "Well we don't like you that much either!" Tabitha hissed.

            Wanda slightly smirked, as she placed her clothing onto a shelf. A radio ad caught Elizabeth's ear, "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey, from the Jeff Healey band; Don't drink and drive; I don't." She heard.

            "Well I hope you don't drive sober either, Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!" Elizabeth snapped, shaking her head.

            The comment caused uproar of laughter in the cabin. Elizabeth let out a laugh, as she placed her disc man on the shelf with her clothing. "Really! That's the most stupidest thing I've ever heard!" Elizabeth smirked.

            "No, you know another thing that irritates me?" Wanda spoke up, trying to compose herself after the laughter.

            The girls tried to gain their composure of their laughter. "What, Wanda?" Amanda asked, trying to keep herself from laughing at the memory of Elizabeth's comment.

            "No, my brother does this! People who are willing to get off their asses and search the entire room for the TV remote, because they refuse to just walk to the TV and change the channel manually!" Wanda laughed.

            The girls began laughing again. "That is so true!" Rogue laughed.

            "That's kinda sad that it's true!" Kitty smiled.

            Wanda looked around her at the other cabin mates. She smiled, at their sudden ease with her. "No, no, wait! Get this one!" Rogue spoke up, zipping up her duffel bag. She caught onto the girls' attention, "Now, when someone comes up to you, points to their bare wrists, and ask you what time it is! It's like, yeah, buddy, I know where the hell my watch is, where the hell is yours?!" She laughed, as the others began laughing with her. She then continued, "Do I point to my crotch and ask where the bathroom is?!"

            The girls laughed even harder. Taryn laughed uncontrollably, and fell back in her chair, landing on the floor. "Oh goodness, Taryn, are you okay?" Jean asked, through her laughter.

            Taryn blushed, letting out chuckles, as she quickly stood up. "I'm okay!" She quickly said, dusting herself off.

            Kitty shook her head, with a smirk on her face, "Another thing is, is that when people actually walk up to you, when you're looking for something. And they always say, 'Oh, its always in the last place you look; it's like, duh! Why would I keep looking for it after I find it?" Kitty laughed as the other girls laughed with her, and she continued, "Do people actually do this?! Who, and where are they?" Kitty laughed.

            Taryn wiped the tears from her eyes, built up by her laughter, "Well, I'll admit something to you guys; something I did a couple of nights before I got here." She spoke up. The girls looked at her, as they sat on their claimed bunks, "Okay, a cop pulls me over, right? And, he has the nerve to ask me, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' I just couldn't resist," She smiled, as she heard chuckles beginning to emerge, "I actually came back at him with, 'You should know, ass, you're the one who pulled me over!'" She laughed.

            Elizabeth spewed as she burst into laughter. "I hate that!" Tabitha laughed.

            "What happened after you told him that?" Jean laughed.

            Taryn shook her head, laughing, "He actually started laughing! He said no one's ever pointed that out to him before!" She laughed.

            Rogue grabbed onto her stomach, laughing. "No, how about this?" Amanda spoke up. The girls looked at her, trying to compose themselves from their laughter, "Okay. Now, Kurt and I went to the movies the other night. And I hear someone next to us saying, 'Did you see that?' And Kurt speaks up saying, 'No dick, I paid $7.50 to come and stare at the fricken ceiling up there! What'd you come here for?'" Amanda laughed.

            Rogue laughed even harder. She placed her hands on her eyes, trying to keep the tears of laughter from welling up. Jean and Taryn looked at each other. Taryn began to ease, "See, mutants aren't all that bad, Taryn, right?" Jean asked her.

            Taryn shrugged. The girls looked at her. "Really." Elizabeth pointed out. She then gasped, and grabbed onto Tabitha's arm next to her, "I have an idea!"

            "What?" Wanda asked.

            "Well, since we're going to be stuck here at this boring camp, why don't we terrorize those boys!" Elizabeth grinned.

            "Like what?" Amanda asked, eagerly.

            Tabitha looked up in thought. "Say, Kitty, can you phase us through tonight? Phase us into their cabin?" Tabitha asked.

            Kitty grinned, rubbing her hands together, "What's the plan?"

            "You guys aren't going to get me in trouble, are you?" Taryn asked.

            Wanda and Rogue looked at each other, rolling their eyes. "No, Taryn, Kitty's a phaser. She'll pull us through without a trace." Wanda sighed.

            "What's the plan, Tabby?" Rogue grinned at her.

            Tabitha smiled, and signaled for the girls to come closer to her. They each rushed towards her, huddling around her.

*~*~*~*

            Gambit flinched back with a look of disgust on his face, as Toad's long tongue flew up in front of him, catching a fly. "Ugh, mon ami, that's just straight disgusting!" Gambit hissed.

            "Say, I just thought of something." Pietro said.

            "What, Quick Whiner?" Kurt asked.

            Pietro shot him a dirty look, "Anyway." He then turned his attention towards the others in the cabin with him, "Hubert. The guy's name is Hubert? That name just sounds straight funny!" Pietro said, nearly laughing.

            Gambit smirked, "Pubes for a Nickel!" He grinned, as he made up a mock of their camp counselor's name.

            Brian began laughing. The others in the room laughed as well. "So, we call him Pubes?" Scott asked, slightly smirking.

            Gambit shrugged, "Why not?"

            "Hey, just make sure that this doesn't mean we're automatically gonna get along with you guys." Lance snapped at the 'X Boys'.

            "Hey, no worries, Lance. We are really not happy about being in here with you either, okay?" Ray snapped, as he walked out of the cabin.

            The boys looked at each other. "I'm going to the lake." Brian said, grabbing onto his towel.

            "Wait for me." Peter said, following him.

            Pietro stared at them, as one by one, the 'X Boys' left. "So, what are we gonna do about them, mate?" John asked.

            Pietro threw his hand down, "Forget them!" He grinned, rubbing his hands together, "I got a better idea!" He grinned.

            John raised his eyebrow. Toad let out a laugh, "What is it, yo?"

            Pietro shrugged, "Well, those girls. I've been tryin' to get in Betsy's pants forever. This may be my chance!" He grinned.

            "Oh man, she'll so kick your ass, Pietro!" Lance snapped.

            "No, wait, just hear me out with my plan!" Pietro smiled, "Besides; you guys may benefit from it too!" Pietro added.