Thirty Second Romances
Part Two: Harry/Ginny
Part two notes: Harry/Ginny, a pairing I've never been all that fond of (I don't hate it, it just bores me), comes next in this "no-pairings-are-spared" series. Since I've honestly read hardly any fics with an H/G main-pairing (usually I only see them as a sub-pairing in the fics I read, if at all), this may not be as "accurately cliche" as the H/Hr fic.
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She was obsessed. Very obsessed. Very, very obsessed.
That's right. Ginny Weasley never had gotten over her long-time crush on Harry Potter after the Chamber of Secrets fiasco. Here she was, 16 years old, and still madly in love with The Boy Who Lived. She dreamed about him, cried about him, and kissed his picture every night. Oddly enough, nobody at Hogwarts found this behavior truly pathetic. It seemed perfectly normal to them that someone would continue this obsessive behavior for 6 years without even looking at another man. No, they thought it was cute!
"Ginny, you are the most amazing, perfect sister in the whole entire world," Ron told her one day in the common room. "My friend, Harry, is a fool to miss that. In fact, since he's not falling for you on his own, I'm going to MAKE him fall for you!"
"R-really?" Ginny said happily.
"Yep!"
"Well, so, what's the plan?" asked Ginny.
Ron just sat there, a clueless look on his face. This might have gone on forever if Hermione hadn't picked that exact moment to enter the Gryffindor common room. "I somehow just overhead your conversation from a mile away since I'm sooo smart," Hermione said, sitting down next to Ron, who had become her boyfriend for unknown reasons at a random point in time. "So, I have an idea. We'll have a Gryffindor Christmas party and trap them under mistletoe! Ginny will be so beautiful, Harry won't be able to RESIST her!"
"Mistletoe?" Ginny repeated. "Cool. Mistletoe! That's a great idea!"
"'Mione, you're so brilliant!" Ron cooed, giving Hermione sweet kisses.
"I know, sweetie pie," Hermione said. "I want Harry to be a Weasley just as much as you do!"
Ron grinned. "Isn't this great! We'll all be a big, happy Weasley family!"
"So, it's settled then?" Ginny asked. "A Gryffindor Christmas party next week in the common room? Complete with mistletoe?"
"Yep! I'll make the arrangements," Hermione replied skipping off happily.
Meanwhile, it was only early October, but nobody seemed to notice or care.
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One week later...
Every Gryffindor loved the party, Ron noted happily. Yep, it was a success! But, the question was, was Harry having a good time? Was GINNY? He finally found Harry with his young Gryffindor girlfriend, Anna Moss. Harry did not look happy. That was not good!
"What are you doing, Ron Weasley?" Harry asked, hands-on-his hips, looking threateningly at his friend.
"Um...having a Christmas party?"
"YOU CAN'T FOOL ME!" Harry yelled. "This is one of your stupid plots to marry me into the Weasley family again!"
Ron glanced at Hermione, who had again come to his side. "Erm, my sweet Hermmeey, we've been caught!"
"Shh," Hermione whispered to Ron. "Calm down, Harry! We're your best friends! Do you really think we'd do that yet again?" Hermione said quickly.
"Yes, I do!" Harry exclaimed. "Your sister is a nice girl, Ron, but she's a creepy, obsessive stalker! She's been following me around for the past 6 years at Hogwarts! I'm not falling for it this time, just like I never have!" Harry took his Generic Gryffindor Girlfriend's arm and stormed off.
"Oh shit. We're screwed," Ron said to Hermione.
"Don't worry, love boat, I've got it all planned out," Hermione said with a smile, passionately kissing her boyfriend. "HE WILL BE A WEASLEY!"
Harry walked around a bit longer before he saw Ginny. Everyone else was dressed casually, but Ginny was decked out in gorgeous, angelic white robes. Lavender and Pavrati had done her hair and makeup, and, wow, she looked so beautiful! Like an angel! And that RED Hair!
Wait a minute...why was he thinking about Ginny like that? Annoying, stalker Ginny? Harry shook his head in frustration and turned back to his girlfriend. Suddenly, though, Ginny walked up to him, placing her hands on his shoulders.
"Hi, Harry," she said sweetly.
Harry couldn't move. Her hands....they felt sooo good! By the time he came to his senses and tried to move away, he realized he was bound to her by magic!
"Oh, look!" Ron cried, silencing the party. "Harry and my sister are stuck magically under the mistletoe! They have to kiss!"
"Ooooh!" everyone cried, watching.
Suddenly, Harry could no longer resist! She was so beautiful, so supple, so gorgeous...he leaned in!"
It was ecstasy! Amazing! Perfect! Harry knew the moment he felt that mouth that he had been wrong. No wonder Ginny had lusted after him for so long! They were SOUL MATES! Who cared if they had the chemistry of a dead tuna fish?
"Ginny, I love you!" Harry gasped, feeling her breasts as the mistletoe moved away.
"I LOVE YOU TOO!" Ginny yelled happily. They began kissing and feeling each other, not even noticing when Ron and Hermione walked up.
"Told ya he'd come around!" Hermione told Ron. They began kissing, too. Finally, all the kissing stopped.
"So," said Ron, "Now that this is all over with, what do you say we all get married tomorrow? It'll be a Weasley wedding!"
"YEAH!" Harry, Ginny, and Hermione agreed. Everyone else at the party also seemed to think this was a GREAT IDEA, even though they were just 16 and 17!
So Harry and Ginny kissed some more, and then the four of them had one hot orgy in the common room for the entire night. Then, they all got married the next day and lived in a cute little house together for the rest of their lives.
Yep...it was one big, happy Weasley family!
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End of part 2
