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She smiled as Seifer offered her a hand to help her up and out of her seat. He truly was a gentleman. What Zell didn't see in him, confused the hell out of her. Seifer was the best boyfriend anyone could ever ask for, and Zell dumped him. "Why thank you Sir Knight." She leaned up to give him a quick kiss on the cheek, "Dinner was wonderful."

"Of course my Lady. But this knight's night with you is far from over." A wicked smirk played on his lips as he watched the teenager scrunch up her nose in wonder. Wrapping an arm around her waist, he led her out of the restaurant, and into the lit streets of Dollet. Cynthia in turn wrapped both of her arms around Seifer's waist, and walked along; shivering from time to time. "A Lady, shan't be cold on my watch!" Seifer let go of her and put his hands out into a superman pose. He shucked his trench coat off and slipped it onto her shoulders. A whistle of satisfaction came from her lips, her russet eyes giving the man wearing black pants and a black wife beater the once over. "You like what you see?" He posed once more, flexing his muscles. She just giggled and skipped farther ahead of him.

"Why Sir Knight…I find you to be incredibly sexy." She called over her shoulder, skipping towards the town square. The beautiful fountain's clear water sparkled as the lights shone into it, the trickling of the fountain filled the contented silence. Cynthia placed herself on the ledge, and crossed her legs in false femininity. Her eyes sparkling with amusement as the knight ambled along, watching her intensely. He sat down beside her, and wrapped an arm around her petite shoulders. Automatically she curled up next to him, tilting her head up to look at him curiously.

"Why Lady Cynthia, isn't tonight a beautiful night?" Before she could respond, he leaned down to place a sweet and gentle kiss on her lips.

"Of course it's beautiful and I don't want it to end." She sighed, and shivered at the summer's breeze that made her long ebony locks flutter in the wind. "But, I have to kill the mood, oh sexy Sir Seifer Almasy. Why are you leaving Balamb?" He sighed and his shoulders visibly slumped. He dreaded the question, he was too ashamed with himself for even allowing that event to happen—but he knew he'd never get his Zell back. So he's got nothing to lose.

"It's about Squall…there's things you don't know about him. Very horrible secrets that he has locked away…and I know I'm not the only one he's using as a toy." His arm fell from Cynthia's shoulders as his jade eyes watched the shining water, his brow furrowed, and his cheeks turning scarlet from embarrassment and shame. Cynthia held a hand to her mouth with realization, and the faint whisper of someone's name danced off her vermilion lips. "He threatened that I'd never see Zell again if I didn't do what I was told. –But now, I'll never get my Zell back, so it doesn't matter. I'm leaving Balamb any ways. But…this morning…early…very early this morning, Squall came to me in my room. He mumbled something—" Seifer squeezed his eyes shut, trying to hard to remember the vague words that came out of the headmaster's mouth, his eyes snapped open, "He used a confuse spell on me! A tweaked version in fact, so I'd see what he wanted me to see. An illusion…He made me see Zell…the guy I loved most in the world. Squall knew I'd welcome him back with open arms, no questions—so…he became Zell. Oh Hyne…" He choked and gagged at the sickening remembrance of the earlier events. "—I fucked the headmaster. Oh Hyne…I thought it was Zell! I thought I was making love to Zell!" He fell off the ledge and to his knees, his stomach retching with repulsion. Crystal tears flowed down his cheeks silently as his stomach heaved up the dinner they had eaten only twenty minutes before.

"Seifer…" She slid off the ledge and kneeled down by the fallen knight, her arms slipping around his waist, "It's okay…You thought it was Zell. You didn't know." She cooed and stroked his back; calming his nerves. "Come…let's get you back to Garden. You can talk to Zell, tell him everything. You're going to tell him about Squall, and you will know no consequence. Then, we're going to get resign forms, and you're going to leave Balamb Garden, get a nice house in WinHill…and be happy. You're going to put this behind you." She stood and offered the shaking knight a hand. Seifer gratefully took it, and slowly they made their way back to his mustang.

He sighed heavily as he approached the familiar vehicle. His long strides took him to the driver's door in no time, but instead of unlocking the door, he bent over and rested his forehead on the cool metal. His emerald orbs watching the rolled up window fog over with each exhale. A knowing arm wrapped around his waist and a stealthy hand reached into his pocket pulling out his keys. "Hey, it's nice to know that I'm so sexy you just have to feel me up…rather down." Seifer managed a half smile as he turned to face the shorter woman; his back leaning against the door. Coyly she wrapped her left arm around him, and rested her head on his chest. Click. She pulled away with a big smile on her face, and she couldn't help but laugh as he raised an eyebrow at her.

"Why Sir Seifer, may the lady take a turn at this beautiful mustang?" She put her hands behind her, and dug the toe of her shoe into the ground. She tilted her head up at him, chewing on her bottom lip, her attempt to look completely innocent made the knight laugh.

"Of course. Anything for the lady." He stepped aside, opening the driver's door for her, and waited. Hopping inside, she reached over and unlocked the other door, a satisfied smirk on her face. She revved the engine to life and sped out of Dollet.

She gave Seifer a wicked look as he held the handle of the door with a vice like grip, the color draining in his face. The wind lividly whipping through her hair, and tousling his. The sea breeze was exhilarating, as was the rush from the high speed she was driving at. Garden quickly came into sight, giving Seifer a nefarious glance, she slammed her foot down on the gas pedal. The tires screeched as she took the sharp turn into the garage, and shrieked as she slammed the brakes, turned the wheel, landing in the movie perfect park. A gratified smirk on her face, she looked at the ghostly pale knight. "Oh don't tell me Sir Knight that you were scared."

"I think I lost a few pounds into my pants." He was barely able to squeeze the words out as he looked at her, "Where'd you learn to drive like that? Did they even give you your license?"

"Hey being a SeeD has its good points, and yes I have my license." She opened the door and hopped out. Who would've ever thought a guy like Seifer didn't speed? Obviously she overestimated him.

"Hey now! Wipe that look off your face! I go racing through the streets like a bat outta hell with its ass on fire, but never, ever, into the garage like that." Seifer pouted, crossing his arms over his chest.

"What ever you say, Almasy." She chuckled and handed him back his trench coat, "Now let's go see Zell."

Author's Notes: GASP! What will they see, when they visit Zell?!! Dum-De-Dum-Dum! Dum-de-dum-dum-DUM! NOW REVIEW!