Thirty Second Romances
Part six: Draco/Ginny
Notes: Even though this 'ship is popular with many of my fellow H/Hr friends, I've never liked it. It makes even less sense to me than Draco/Hermione and Draco/Harry. Draco/Ginny is probably up there with Draco/Ron for my least favorite pairing.
Notes2: Most D/G fics feature Draco going good, but this one features evil!Ginny, mainly so it's not too similar to my D/Hr romance. I've seen enough bad!Ginny/Draco fics to spoof it.
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He was a bad, bad boy, and she was a bad, bad, guuuuuurl.
For unknown reasons, Ginny knew muggle songs extremely well. "I've been a bad, bad girl," she began to croon.
"Will you shut up?" came a mysterious voice.
Ginny looked in the direction of the bed the voice came from. "Erm, Hermione, why are you in the 6th year girls' dorms? Your bed is in the 7th year room."
"Oh, for canon's sake, who gives a shit," Hermione groaned. "If you must know, I'm here to talk."
"Talk? I want to sing Fiona Apple!"
Hermione groaned. "No, talk! See, Harry, me, and especially Ron are extremely worried about you."
"Whatever, cheeka."
"Look girl, in about three months you've gone from Ron's innocent little sister to goth chick. I mean, I was kind of worried when you dyed your hair black. And now you've got all that black lipstick on, and like omigod, is that a dark mark tattoo?"
"Actually, it's a dark mark," Ginny said happily.
Hermione's BRILLIANT mind went to work. "What! You've gone bad, Ginny? Eeeeekers!"
"Yes I've gone bad you moron!"
"But why?"
Ginny glared like an ICE PICK. "What business is it of yours bitch? Now get the hell out before I Aveda Kedavra you!"
"TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!" Hermione, who'd always had an odd yell, ran out in terror.
"Oh thank Voldemort," Ginny cackled, the dorm room all to herself. She continued singing Fiona Apple as she put on her black GOTH BABE! outfit, even though she was supposed to wear robes. But hey, she was a rebel!
"I'm a rebel chick, and you'd better believe it!" Ginny screamed at the Generic Sixth Year who entered, causing the poor girl to turn away and report Ginny to the mental institute.
Ah yes, she suddenly looked like perfection goth itself! Ginny loved the way she looked, and she knew she would convince Draco Malfoy, the baddest bad boy of 'em all, that they were made for each other!
"Teleportaradaparkoitoeirwone!" Ginny cried out in, erm, Latin? She landed in Draco's room. Due to amazing chance, he was there and all alone.
"Hello, Bad Girl Ginny. What are you doing here?" asked Draco.
"As you know Draco, I'm a bad bad girl, and I'm nothing like those other pathetic Weasleys," Ginny spouted.
"Um, right," said Draco. "So how'd you get to be such an AWESOME BAD GIRL GOTH CHICK, Ginny?"
Ginny laughed for a long long time. "It was his sexiness, Tom Riddle! I loved his HOT BOD! Even though he raped me as an 11-year-old, I loved it because you know how fun rape can be!"
"I sure do," said Draco. "My daddy does it every time I come home, and boy is it fun!"
"Okay, so since then I've been attracted to hot bad boys! Yeah, awesome!" Ginny cried, high-fiving Draco.
"So what bad boyz?" asked Draco.
"Well, actually just one bad boy."
"Which bad boy, girl?"
"Actually it's you my hunky piece of manhood Draco Malfoy?"
Draco's mouth opened. "Uh, right. Okay, I'll add you to my list of People Who Have a Crush on me." He took out a piece of paper.
"Whoah, 816 names? Geez!" said Ginny.
"Yes, so you'll have to wait your turn!"
"Nooooooooo!" Ginny wailed, positively SAD. "I made myself an EVIL BAD CHICK for you! I got the dark mark! I renounced my family!"
For unknown reasons, that plea made Draco act greatly out of character. "Oh my God sista, you did that all for me?"
"Yes, my hunky bad boy!"
"I had no idea, Ginny!"
"But now you do!"
"Yes I do!"
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
"Um Draco, this conversation is now pointless."
Draco leaned his sexy bod in and passionately made out with Ginny. "You're right, it is!"
"So, let's just make out instead!"
They made out for six hours, 7 minutes, and 38 seconds.
"That was awesome Ginny!"
"Yeah!"
Draco looked at Ginny with OOC fluffy happiness. "I no longer care that you are a Weasley because you are my True Love!"
"Oh, alas, it is so Romeo and Juliet!" Ginny cried, instantaneously writing poetry. "But I gave up my side for yours so this is a happy ending BAD BOY{!"
"That's right Bad Girl! You know, Pansy and slytherin girls are BIG FAT UGLY BITCHES! I always knew I needed a Gryffindor babe!"
"I'm so glad I came for you," said Ginny, grinning widely. "And you will need an heir, right?"
"Yes, as a 17-year-old, I need an heir RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
"Great! Let's make an heir for you right now! I promise he won't have red hair!"
"My sweet love!"
Moooooaaaaaaaan.....
So Draco and Ginny got busy fast and made an heir. After taking over the world, they made a band called "Goth Chick and Punk Boy."
And then they lived eeeeeevillly ever after.
*****
End of part 6.
(next up will probably be Draco/Harry)
