Am I going crazy? But the teletubbies are just parodize into my fanfic! As
evil aliens..this parody is getting crazier by the moment.
Disclaimer: I have no connection with the teletubbies or anything, thy are turn to parody.
Fat man lies in desperation as the power pop boys overpowered him! Genetically engineered boys created from Slime, sludge and everything dirty.. And a douse of soda pop.they had wreaked havoc all over streetsville.cleaning it up clean.
As everyone run in a mindless panic, fat man could not do anything but scream in fear of his clean body! Suddenly.. Up in the sky!
It's a BIRD!
NO It's a PLANE!
NO You imbeciles! It's a man flying in his underwear!
LOSER MAN!
"Stand back you trio of cleanliness! I am loser man and I will stop your insane crime spree!" said the wimpy guy in his underpants.
"LOSER! Get lost!" cried Sissy and he gave loser man a whack into his face!
"OW..You hit me.Awahahah.you are so mean!.. Waaaah! I will tell my mom about this! "
"You are sure one big loser dude" said fat man in a hopeless tone.
"No I am NOT! You will see! Me, Loser man! Will not be the loser to everyone! I will use my super loser powers to draw any other loser companions or weirdoes to assist us in our fight for justice!" said loser man as he uses his super loser powers to sent messages to other losers in the world!
Which unfortunately crossed a radio line from an evil alien empire from outer space call the TeleTubers!
The Teletubers are menacing evil aliens who have a Mind control TV screen on their chest.they had actually planned to take over earth' humans but due to the over polluting waste generate by earthlings.. The teletubers cant set foot on earth!
But now that loser man's loser powers had crossed lines with the teletubers.It alerted them that earth is clean to land on!
"Good gravy! The teletubers who wipe out my entire civillisation had already began their continued invasion to earth!" cried a mysterious green man in a cloak
Mean while back on earth.Loserman had summoned some of the world's top losers and weirdoes.
"You loser powers make me Want to punch you in the face loser man!" said black lantern.
"sorry guys..but I need your combined help once more! Those freaky big eye boys are cleaning up streetsville!"
"Great scott! This is bad!" said black lantern
WOW women flew into the scene.
"WOW.." Cried everyone.
"Ok loser guy! Whats the jig?"
"WOW.wow women.you look.. WOW today." said loserman.
"Enough crap.are these boys the problem?" said WOW women as 3 bug eye boys were ogling at her wonder bra.
"Err yah wow women.they are the power pop boys! And they are here to clean things up!"
"WELL CLEAN THIS!" WOW women smashes the boys with her wonder bra (Don't worry.its on her.. she didn't take it off.)
The boys crashed into the asphalt.. Dribbling with blood.
"WOW! I never knew WOW women is so skilled! Look! They are bleeding badly!" said black lantern
"Actually.its blood running down from their nose."
"YOU FOOLS! You think you get a seductress to thaw our plans!? Well we are 7 year old kids and we HATE GIRLS!" said the boys as they started to "clean" the heros!
Suddenly.the sound of something dropping high from the sky was heard!
"Everyone run! Bird poop!" cried fatman
Pigeon poop to be exact as it rains down all over the streets!
"AHH! ITS ALL DIRTY AGAIN!" Cried the boys
Pigeon girl was summoned!
"Great introduction eh pigeon girl..You nearly cause everyone to get the E- coli virus." said Black lantern..
"Sorry.. was at the bird house.has anyone seen the slow?"
"Slow?.. Slow had not been here since loser man summoned us!" said Black lantern
Mean while.
"Darn traffic.its delaying me! I should be there on record time with my new Viper sports car.." Said Slow as he slug through a 1000 mile long traffic jam..
"Well.we can do without slow! INJUSTICE LEAGUE! TO ACTION!" cried loser man as the league fan out to fight the nasty trio!
As the league fought with the power pop boys.something BIG is arriving to earth.
Meanwhile.. at the pentagon.
"Eh.sir.our radar detected something HUGE coming into orbit of planet earth.." said a operator.
"Well.. BIG unknown objects in space are not in our protocol.let the NASA boys handle it"
"Yes sir."
Mean while at some NASA command center.
"Eh sir.our scanners indicated a Massive unknown object orbiting our earth.It seems to be some kind of space ship." said a scientist
"Well..Space ships are not in our protocol.Let the FBI handle this."
"Yes sir! I will call Moulder and Skully"
Meanwhile at some FBI center
"Moulder and skully here from the Y files.How may I help you?"
"Moulder! There is a huge some kind of space ship orbiting earth! Care to investigate?"
"Well.ok.until I call skully who is in court right now to prove that spaceships don't exist! . this will be good! Hehehe."
Back in space.
The teletubers had finalized their invasion on earth.
As they prepare their weapons of mass affection.their first Wave had already began their invasion.
As the league were busy fighting the power pop boys.A huge shadow over cast the entire city!
"WHATS THAT!" cried fat man
"It's a Plane!"
"No! It's a asteroid!"
"NO! Worse! It's a HUGE Television!"
the huge television crashed onto streetsville! And began to deploy it self!
The antenna shot out from its head set! Clamps smash into the buildings.securing the ground! Massive speakers came out from the flaps located at the side of the TV And a huge cable fell down from the sky and hooks itself into the telly!
The giant television Started up.
"Whoa.BIG TV" drooled Fatman as he was mesmerized by the immerse Television
then the sound of electricity rush into the set as the screen start to glow.
Suddenly.the sound of Kiddish theme songs filled the air.
Then in the TV.. out came 4 creatures! They are round and bubby! They have antennas on their heads! They had creepy doll eyes and a evil grin on their face!
The speakers boomed out.
"Time for teletubers! Time for teletubers!"
"EVERYONE! FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY! DON'T WATCH THAT!" Cried Fatman as he smash his head into the asphalt.
But too late.the mortal humans were unfortunately got caught in the brain washing subliminal radio broad cast!
"Awwww.." Everyone said as they start to gather around the large TV.. watching the teletubers Hug and touch one another
"This is the end of the world!" cried fatman as he shivered in fear.
"Wait a min! we are still no affected by the subliminal waves!" said loserman
"Is it because I watch anime?" said fatman
"NO you fat bastard..Its me! Martian women hunter! I had cast a protective shield from the subliminal waves of the teletubers!" said a mysterious being floating down from the sky
"WHO ARE YOU?" Said WOW women
"WOW! WHAT A BABE! The Best Under garments and Body contour I had ever seen in my entire life span!" Cried Martian women hunter.. drooling with glee
"OK MR! You freak me out!" WOW women flew to him and gave him a whack with her wonder bra but with Martian women hunter super cosmic powers.he managed to take out WOW women's wonder bra!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Suddenly for 5 seconds.every mind controlled male snap back to their sense and fell back to control when WOW women wore back her bra.
and mysteriously for the next 5 seconds.every women snapped back to their sense and gave the men a tight slap.
"Ok Martian women hunter..Whats this thing all about!" said loser man.
"Well people.this is the beginning of the fun." said the martian with glee.
To be continued!
Disclaimer: I have no connection with the teletubbies or anything, thy are turn to parody.
Fat man lies in desperation as the power pop boys overpowered him! Genetically engineered boys created from Slime, sludge and everything dirty.. And a douse of soda pop.they had wreaked havoc all over streetsville.cleaning it up clean.
As everyone run in a mindless panic, fat man could not do anything but scream in fear of his clean body! Suddenly.. Up in the sky!
It's a BIRD!
NO It's a PLANE!
NO You imbeciles! It's a man flying in his underwear!
LOSER MAN!
"Stand back you trio of cleanliness! I am loser man and I will stop your insane crime spree!" said the wimpy guy in his underpants.
"LOSER! Get lost!" cried Sissy and he gave loser man a whack into his face!
"OW..You hit me.Awahahah.you are so mean!.. Waaaah! I will tell my mom about this! "
"You are sure one big loser dude" said fat man in a hopeless tone.
"No I am NOT! You will see! Me, Loser man! Will not be the loser to everyone! I will use my super loser powers to draw any other loser companions or weirdoes to assist us in our fight for justice!" said loser man as he uses his super loser powers to sent messages to other losers in the world!
Which unfortunately crossed a radio line from an evil alien empire from outer space call the TeleTubers!
The Teletubers are menacing evil aliens who have a Mind control TV screen on their chest.they had actually planned to take over earth' humans but due to the over polluting waste generate by earthlings.. The teletubers cant set foot on earth!
But now that loser man's loser powers had crossed lines with the teletubers.It alerted them that earth is clean to land on!
"Good gravy! The teletubers who wipe out my entire civillisation had already began their continued invasion to earth!" cried a mysterious green man in a cloak
Mean while back on earth.Loserman had summoned some of the world's top losers and weirdoes.
"You loser powers make me Want to punch you in the face loser man!" said black lantern.
"sorry guys..but I need your combined help once more! Those freaky big eye boys are cleaning up streetsville!"
"Great scott! This is bad!" said black lantern
WOW women flew into the scene.
"WOW.." Cried everyone.
"Ok loser guy! Whats the jig?"
"WOW.wow women.you look.. WOW today." said loserman.
"Enough crap.are these boys the problem?" said WOW women as 3 bug eye boys were ogling at her wonder bra.
"Err yah wow women.they are the power pop boys! And they are here to clean things up!"
"WELL CLEAN THIS!" WOW women smashes the boys with her wonder bra (Don't worry.its on her.. she didn't take it off.)
The boys crashed into the asphalt.. Dribbling with blood.
"WOW! I never knew WOW women is so skilled! Look! They are bleeding badly!" said black lantern
"Actually.its blood running down from their nose."
"YOU FOOLS! You think you get a seductress to thaw our plans!? Well we are 7 year old kids and we HATE GIRLS!" said the boys as they started to "clean" the heros!
Suddenly.the sound of something dropping high from the sky was heard!
"Everyone run! Bird poop!" cried fatman
Pigeon poop to be exact as it rains down all over the streets!
"AHH! ITS ALL DIRTY AGAIN!" Cried the boys
Pigeon girl was summoned!
"Great introduction eh pigeon girl..You nearly cause everyone to get the E- coli virus." said Black lantern..
"Sorry.. was at the bird house.has anyone seen the slow?"
"Slow?.. Slow had not been here since loser man summoned us!" said Black lantern
Mean while.
"Darn traffic.its delaying me! I should be there on record time with my new Viper sports car.." Said Slow as he slug through a 1000 mile long traffic jam..
"Well.we can do without slow! INJUSTICE LEAGUE! TO ACTION!" cried loser man as the league fan out to fight the nasty trio!
As the league fought with the power pop boys.something BIG is arriving to earth.
Meanwhile.. at the pentagon.
"Eh.sir.our radar detected something HUGE coming into orbit of planet earth.." said a operator.
"Well.. BIG unknown objects in space are not in our protocol.let the NASA boys handle it"
"Yes sir."
Mean while at some NASA command center.
"Eh sir.our scanners indicated a Massive unknown object orbiting our earth.It seems to be some kind of space ship." said a scientist
"Well..Space ships are not in our protocol.Let the FBI handle this."
"Yes sir! I will call Moulder and Skully"
Meanwhile at some FBI center
"Moulder and skully here from the Y files.How may I help you?"
"Moulder! There is a huge some kind of space ship orbiting earth! Care to investigate?"
"Well.ok.until I call skully who is in court right now to prove that spaceships don't exist! . this will be good! Hehehe."
Back in space.
The teletubers had finalized their invasion on earth.
As they prepare their weapons of mass affection.their first Wave had already began their invasion.
As the league were busy fighting the power pop boys.A huge shadow over cast the entire city!
"WHATS THAT!" cried fat man
"It's a Plane!"
"No! It's a asteroid!"
"NO! Worse! It's a HUGE Television!"
the huge television crashed onto streetsville! And began to deploy it self!
The antenna shot out from its head set! Clamps smash into the buildings.securing the ground! Massive speakers came out from the flaps located at the side of the TV And a huge cable fell down from the sky and hooks itself into the telly!
The giant television Started up.
"Whoa.BIG TV" drooled Fatman as he was mesmerized by the immerse Television
then the sound of electricity rush into the set as the screen start to glow.
Suddenly.the sound of Kiddish theme songs filled the air.
Then in the TV.. out came 4 creatures! They are round and bubby! They have antennas on their heads! They had creepy doll eyes and a evil grin on their face!
The speakers boomed out.
"Time for teletubers! Time for teletubers!"
"EVERYONE! FOR THE SAKE OF SANITY! DON'T WATCH THAT!" Cried Fatman as he smash his head into the asphalt.
But too late.the mortal humans were unfortunately got caught in the brain washing subliminal radio broad cast!
"Awwww.." Everyone said as they start to gather around the large TV.. watching the teletubers Hug and touch one another
"This is the end of the world!" cried fatman as he shivered in fear.
"Wait a min! we are still no affected by the subliminal waves!" said loserman
"Is it because I watch anime?" said fatman
"NO you fat bastard..Its me! Martian women hunter! I had cast a protective shield from the subliminal waves of the teletubers!" said a mysterious being floating down from the sky
"WHO ARE YOU?" Said WOW women
"WOW! WHAT A BABE! The Best Under garments and Body contour I had ever seen in my entire life span!" Cried Martian women hunter.. drooling with glee
"OK MR! You freak me out!" WOW women flew to him and gave him a whack with her wonder bra but with Martian women hunter super cosmic powers.he managed to take out WOW women's wonder bra!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" Suddenly for 5 seconds.every mind controlled male snap back to their sense and fell back to control when WOW women wore back her bra.
and mysteriously for the next 5 seconds.every women snapped back to their sense and gave the men a tight slap.
"Ok Martian women hunter..Whats this thing all about!" said loser man.
"Well people.this is the beginning of the fun." said the martian with glee.
To be continued!