Locke&Edgar and the amazing can of beer part 2
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Locke or Edgar or FF6.. Damn. I own the Amazing Super Kidney Buster Beer.
This is where I add the getting drunk and the humor that follows.. It's in script form because it looks funnier that way.
Locke: You're shittin' me, right ????
Edgar: No shit Locke my pal, Celes really worked as a hooker for a while after you left.
Locke: No way!!!
Bartender Lady: Hey, you guys have been here 2 hours without buyin' anythin' now are you gonna buy somethin' or do I have ta kick yo ass !!?!
Locke thinks for a second and then an idea pops into his head
Locke: I'll take the biggest, most alcoholic beer you have, Lady!!!!!!!!
Edgar: I'll just take a Kiddie Cocktail!
Bartender Lady: Folks, gather 'round !!!!!!!! These 2 jerks have accepted the A.S.K.B.B challenge !!!!!!!
Edgar: But I don't want th-
Bartender Lady: Only 1 person has ever taken this challenge and lived- that's why the prize is so big!!!!!
Locke: YAY!!! A prize!!! What do I win?????
Bartender Lady: It's.uuuuuuhhhhhh...a surprise!!!!!!
Edgar: Ooohh I LOVE surprises!!!!!!!
Locke: Okay. We're ready!!!
Two enormous cans of beer are placed in front of our heroes.
They are labelled 'Amazing Super Kidney Buster Beer-For suicidal hobos only!!!!!'
Locke: Oh shitake mushrooms!!!!!
Edgar: Where's Sabin when you need him?
Bartender Lady: 1-2-3 and staaaaaaarrrrrt drinking!!!!
Locke: #whimper# HELP ME!!!!!! Must....resist ....temptation...
They finally start drinking
2 hours later ##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##
Bartender Lady: We have 2 new champions!!!!!!
Locke: Wha'chu call me!!!!!
Edgar: Yeah, the sexxxy whore has a point!!!!! #Drunken muttering#
Locke: #Hugs Edgar# This guy.. This guy.
Edgar: an' what about the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize?????????????
Bartender Lady: Uuuuummmm. You win this miniature Plush Atma Weapon !!!!!!!
Locke: What a rip off !!!! I drink until my kidneys burst an' THAT'S the Thanks I get for wastin' my money in this craphole !!!!?
Locke and Edgar both pass out
Bartender Lady: Put them in the double bed over there in that room.
Bartender Guy: Are you sure they're gay?
Bartender Lady: I'm POSITIVE they're gay !!!!!!
The next morning Locke has a heart attack (figure of speech) when he wakes up beside Edgar.
Locke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH !!!!!!!!!!!
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I know it was bad but I was pushed for time R&R
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Locke or Edgar or FF6.. Damn. I own the Amazing Super Kidney Buster Beer.
This is where I add the getting drunk and the humor that follows.. It's in script form because it looks funnier that way.
Locke: You're shittin' me, right ????
Edgar: No shit Locke my pal, Celes really worked as a hooker for a while after you left.
Locke: No way!!!
Bartender Lady: Hey, you guys have been here 2 hours without buyin' anythin' now are you gonna buy somethin' or do I have ta kick yo ass !!?!
Locke thinks for a second and then an idea pops into his head
Locke: I'll take the biggest, most alcoholic beer you have, Lady!!!!!!!!
Edgar: I'll just take a Kiddie Cocktail!
Bartender Lady: Folks, gather 'round !!!!!!!! These 2 jerks have accepted the A.S.K.B.B challenge !!!!!!!
Edgar: But I don't want th-
Bartender Lady: Only 1 person has ever taken this challenge and lived- that's why the prize is so big!!!!!
Locke: YAY!!! A prize!!! What do I win?????
Bartender Lady: It's.uuuuuuhhhhhh...a surprise!!!!!!
Edgar: Ooohh I LOVE surprises!!!!!!!
Locke: Okay. We're ready!!!
Two enormous cans of beer are placed in front of our heroes.
They are labelled 'Amazing Super Kidney Buster Beer-For suicidal hobos only!!!!!'
Locke: Oh shitake mushrooms!!!!!
Edgar: Where's Sabin when you need him?
Bartender Lady: 1-2-3 and staaaaaaarrrrrt drinking!!!!
Locke: #whimper# HELP ME!!!!!! Must....resist ....temptation...
They finally start drinking
2 hours later ##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##~~##
Bartender Lady: We have 2 new champions!!!!!!
Locke: Wha'chu call me!!!!!
Edgar: Yeah, the sexxxy whore has a point!!!!! #Drunken muttering#
Locke: #Hugs Edgar# This guy.. This guy.
Edgar: an' what about the priiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiize?????????????
Bartender Lady: Uuuuummmm. You win this miniature Plush Atma Weapon !!!!!!!
Locke: What a rip off !!!! I drink until my kidneys burst an' THAT'S the Thanks I get for wastin' my money in this craphole !!!!?
Locke and Edgar both pass out
Bartender Lady: Put them in the double bed over there in that room.
Bartender Guy: Are you sure they're gay?
Bartender Lady: I'm POSITIVE they're gay !!!!!!
The next morning Locke has a heart attack (figure of speech) when he wakes up beside Edgar.
Locke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH !!!!!!!!!!!
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I know it was bad but I was pushed for time R&R