Life sucks
Disclaimer:
Cado: *stalking Crecy while ripping any signs she tries to hold up.*
Crecy: Quit it! I'm not gonna say it!
Cado: You can't keep cheating!
Crecy: Its not cheating! Besides, I didn't know that this was test.
Cado: Shut up and say it.
Crecy: *Blink* did that just make sense? I don't know how to be quiet and say 'it'.
Cado:…
Asper: *sigh* you guys never quit.
Crecy: I'm not a guy! I'm too good to be a guy!
Cado: Yeah right. You being a guy is an insult to all males.
Crecy: That's my line! Except with females.
Chirusa: Why do you always the double meaning to EVERYTHING?
Crecy: *grins* I didn't 'everything' had a different meaning…
Maia: You know what she's saying. But you still have to find a way to tell everyone that you don't own Dragon Ball Z.
Crecy: Why? You just said it for me! I'm out of it! Yay!!!
Maia: *Slaps hand on forehead*
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Chapter 9
~Crecy's POV~
"Truth or dare it is!" I grinned as I sat down in a circle with them.
"So, who starts?" Bra asked.
We looked at each other, then at once everyone but 18 called out "Me!" Then we stopped and looked over at her.
"You get to go first. You didn't say anything." Maia said.
"What? How did that happen?" She blinked, obviously confused at the strange display.
"Never mind. Your up." Bulma grinned.
18 looked around the room, deciding on how to choose. "Chichi. Truth, Dare, Double dare, Promise to repeat?"
"Um… How bout we start of easy. I'll choose Truth."
"Where do you keep your Frying pan?" She asked. We watched Chichi, we were all actually wondering that question.
She thought about how to answer it then said, "Actually, I don't know. It just appears there when I need it."
"Sweet! I want to do that. Maybe with a flame thrower…" I grinned mischievously.
"Oh hell no! Your dangerous enough as it is with out weapons!" Chirusa grabbed a pillow and knocked me over the head with it.
"Hey!" I cried out playfully and grabbed another pillow- only the have it jerked out of my hands.
"We're playing a game! You can do that later." Maia said annoyed.
"Fine. But she started it." I mumbled.
"Well, Its my turn so I choose… Bulma." Chichi replied. "Truth, dare, double dare, promise to repeat?"
"I say… Dare." She looked around at the grinning faces and raised an eyebrow.
"I dare you to… dress in guys clothes and do a rap while on tape." Chichi grinned as Bulma's jaw dropped.
"I can't rap! I hate rap!" She cried.
"You still have to do it. And since it's on video, we can point and laugh later." Chirusa chuckled. Taking out her trusty video camera, she watched as myself, Pan and Maia helped Bulma into her outfit. About 10 minutes later, we had her in baggy black pants, white and blue stripped boxers that showed due to the slipping of the pants, and a white mussel shirt. (A/N: I think I spelled that wrong, but spell checker is being mean again… -_-")
Placing a black cap on her head sideways, I smirked and said, "I can't wait to see this." I laughed at the annoyed look that fell over Bulma's face.
"Some support you are…" She grumbled.
"Hey, think of this as revenge." I smiled innocently and walked over to get the music set up.
Soon everything was in place and Chirusa started to roll film. "ACTION!"
"I'm a soldier
I'm a soldier
I'm a soldier
I'm a soldier
Verse 1
Yo... Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns, Never was a gangsta, till I graduated to one
And got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin'. Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealin'
willin' to stick out my neck, for respect if it meant life or death, never live to regret what I said
when you're me, people just want to see, if its true, if its you, what you say in your rap's, what you do
so they feel, as part of your obligation to fulfill, when they see you on the streets, face to face, are you for real
in confrontation ain't no conversation, if you feel you're in violation, any hesitation'll get you killed
if you feel it, kill it, if you conceal it, reveal it. Being reasonable will leave you full of bullets, pull it, squeeze it
till its empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, I need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze...
Chorus:
I'm a soldier, these shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier, Even if my collar bones crush or crumble, I will never slip or stumble
I'm a soldier, These shoulders hold up so much, they won't budge, I'll never fall or fold up
I'm a soldier, Even if my collar bones crush or crumble, I will never stumble
Verse 2
I love pissin' you off, it gets me off, like my lawyers, when the fuckin' judge lets me off
all you motherfuckas gotta do is set me off, I'll violate and all the motherfuckin' bets be off
I'm a lit fuse, anything I do bring it's news, pistol whippin' motherfuckin' bouncers, six-two, who needs bullets?
Soon as I pull it, you sweat bullets, an excellent method to get rid of the next bully
It's actually better cause instead you murderin', you can hurt em' and come back again and kick dirt at em
it's like pourin' salt in the wounds, assault and get sued, you can smell the lawsuits soon as I waltz in the room
everybody halts and stops, calls the cops, all you see is bitches comin' out their halter tops
runnin' and duckin' out to the Hot Rocks parking lot, you'll all get shot whether its your fault or not, cus...
Chorus:
Verse 3
I spit it slow so these kids know that I'm talkin' to em, give it back to these damn critics and sock it to em
I'm like a thug, with a little bit of Pac influence, I spew it, and look how I got you bitches rockin' to it
you motherfuckas could never do it like I could do it, don't even try it, you'll look stupid, do not pursue it
don't ever in your life, try to knock the truest, I spit the illest shit, ever been dropped to two inch
so ticky-tock listen as the sound ticks on the clock, listen to the sound of Kim as she licks on a cock
listen to the sound of me spillin' my heart through this pen, motherfuckers know that I'll never be Marshall again
Full of controversy until I retire my jersey, till the fire inside dies and expires at thirty
and Lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me, and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity
I'm a...
Chorus:
Yo Left, Yo Left, Yo Left, Right, Left
Yo Left, Yo Left, Yo Left, Right, Left
Yo Left, Yo Left, Yo Left, Right, Left
Yo Left, Yo Left, Yo Left, Right, Left
(A/N: I don't own this song either. This is the only kind of rap I like, and sorry if you find him offensive. Please forgive the language, too.)
As soon as she finished, I laughed hysterically and fell off my seat.
"Oh, you think this is funny huh? Well, as soon as I change out of these clothes, I'm gonna dare YOU" She exclaimed and left the room. A few minutes later she returned in her normal clothes.
"You got to admit, that was funny!" I laughed.
She glared at me before saying, "Truth, dare, double dare, promise to repeat?"
"I'm gonna say double dare." I smirked.
"You are so gonna regret that." She said as she started thinking about what to make me do. "I dare you to… let me broadcast the tape of you singing on international Television." My jaw dropped, but the I grinned.
You can't. I destroyed the tape." I watched as everyone grinned mischievously, then my gut had this sinking feeling. "I didn't crush it, did I?" I said, monotone. The suddenly I pounced on Chirusa. "Where is it!!" I choked her a little bit, my intent was not to kill her though.
"Ugh- I…*Cough* don't *Wheeze* have *gasp* it." She grabbed my hands and with the help of several others, managed to get me off.
"This is torture! I can't believe you taped that!" I grumbled.
"But you still have to let us do that. You were the one that said double dare." Maia replied.
After Bulma hot wired the TV to the tape recorder and a computer, she fixed it up to where when It starts, it will interrupt the program on MTV. I walked over to the corner and buried my head in my arms. I wasn't gonna watch this. No way!
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à Back at capsule Corpsß
Cado was flipping channels while Asper, Regu and a few others were hanging out. Seeing someone familiar, Cado stopped at MTV as his jaw dropped at what he saw. Seeing him finally stop changing the channels, they turned to look at what he picked to watch as they got the surprise of their lives.
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à Back to the cabinß
I was blushing like mad when I watched it come up. I heard myself in the back round while I tried to block the music out. 'Why me? Why always me?' I asked myself over and over again, until the video stopped. The second it happened though, something crashed though the ceiling. My eyes widened in horror as the two most hated people in my life showed up.
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Crecy: Yes! I'm done! Well, here's you update!
Baby Crecy: *Finishes book* I get to go play now! *Jumps up and starts to shadow spar*
Asper; I still don't how she's doing that. She reads and studies for an hour, then spars for an hour. She has too much energy.
Crecy: *Grins* How do you think I got so smart and strong today?
Cado: Luck.
Crecy: *Whispers something in Baby Crecy's ears*
Baby Crecy: *nods then goes to Chichi.* Cado was mean to me!
Chichi: What? How rude. *Pulls out frying pan and chases Cado with it*
Crecy and baby Crecy: *High five*