A/N: Thanks everyone who reviewed! Anyhow, this chapter is one of the main
reasons I rated this story PG-13. It has a lot of crude humor. So, you've
been warned! Hahahaha
~*~ Ginnys' POV ~*~
My brothers are arriving today. It was nice just being here with Harry and Mione. Oh well. We're going shopping today! Then it the party! I'm planning on wearing my one-piece Hawaiian design bathing suit! It's blue with red Hawaiian flowers.
Heh. I went downstairs and saw Mrs. Granger holding her stomach. "You ok, ma'am?" I asked. "Oh Ginny, dear! I'm wonderful! I feel the baby kicking! Come here." She said. I did as I was told and walked up to Mrs. Granger. She put my hand on her stomach. It felt so odd. I wonder if Charlie, Bill and Percy felt mums' stomach when I kicked? Just then Hermione walked in. "Guys?" She asked.
"Mione, come here for a sec." I said. Hermione walked up to Mrs. Granger and I and I took her hand and placed it on Mrs. Grangers' belly. "Oh my gosh! That's so wonderful, mum!" Hermione said. She was so happy about having a baby brother. Then there was a loud THUMP heard upstairs. "Boys! They always fall outta bed!" We all said in unison. "I think he's still asleep!" I said. "Mrs. Granger, do you mind if I use the water pitcher on Harry?" I asked.
"Not at all, dear." Mrs. Granger said grinning. "WAIT! I gotta get the video camera and mom, you use the digi-cam!" Hermione said. After we got the digital camera and video camera, I got the pitcher of ICE COLD WATER! We walked upstairs on out tiptoes and walked into Harry's' room. Mrs. Granger and Hermione nodded letting me know I need to dump the pitcher on Harry. I used my fingers from three.Two.One. "HOLY CRAP!" Harry bolted up. There were flashes and Hermione was laughing. I smirked at Harry.
~*~ Harry's POV ~*~
I felt ice cold water being poured on me, and I bolted off the floor only to see 1) Hermione with a video camera, which she was recording 'cause I can see the red light. 2) Mrs. Granger using a digital camera taking pictures. And 3) Oh my gosh. Ginny with the empty pitcher SMIRKING! "Gin, I suggest you run!" I said.
She didn't need telling twice, 'cause she ran like there was no tomorrow. I ran after her and we ran to the back yard. Gin suddenly stopped, but I couldn't control myself, I knocked into Gin causing her to fall into the pool! Serves her right! We're both wet now! Ha Haaaa! "Help me out, man!" She said.
I extended my hand, and she pulled ME in. "Cheap trick." I muttered. Then we heard a loud crash from the inside of the house. Next thing I know I see George, Fred and Ron running outside. Fred and George burst out laughing at the sight of Gin and I being in out clothes in our pajamas. Ron, however, was looking thoroughly ticked! "WHAT IN MERLINS NAME IS GOING ON HERE?!" Was the only thing he could shout.
"Oh, Ronniekins, quite simple. It has to do with a pitcher full of ice cold water. Me. Harry. Mrs. Granger. Hermione. And chasing!" Ginny answered. I burst out laughing. Fred helped Gin out of the pool and George helped me. "So when's the date?" Fred asked. "What are you talking about?" Gin asked. "When's the date?" Fred repeated. "WHAT DATE!?" Ginny asked. "YOUR WEDDING DATE! Sheesh. I thought it's supposed to be the females' best day, and you don't even have a clue about 'what date'. Jeez!" Fred said. Ginny and I both turned red and stopped in our tracks. Ron was looking very amused, but ticked off at the same time.
~*~ Rons' POV ~*~
Uh oh. Fred pushed Gin too far. "We are not, and never will be; getting married!" Gin said. Then she ran into the house. I snorted. Harry looked at me in disbelief before also running to the house. "You guys really tick Gin off, y'know. I'm too scared to mess with HER. She's just scary." I said and walked into the house. Then I heard the doorbell ring and Herms went to answer. Herms looked completely ticked. I couldn't see who it was though.
~*~ Hermiones' POV~*~ "What do you want?" I asked through gritted teeth. "Is that any way to treat guest?" Malfoy asked. "No, I would never treat WELCOMED guest this way. But since you're not welcomed, go to Hell and say hello to the grandfather!" I said cheerfully slamming the door shut. I heard knocking again. I ignored it. I looked at Ron and he looked ticked off. "Go upstairs for a sec." I told him. He hesitated but left.
I opened the door again to see a very smug looking Malfoy. "You're such a git! Go away! I don't ever want to see you here in my house!" I said. I was about to slam the door when Malfoy put his hand on the door. I wasn't strong enough to beat his strength. After all, he IS a Quidditch player, and I'm just a so-called bookworm. Too bad people don't know that in the Muggle world I'm a party animal!
"Earth to Mudblood Granger!" Malfoy said snapping my out of my thoughts. "Get. Out. NOW!" I shouted. Malfoy started kissing ME! Eww!! Somebody come help! I can't push him off! I heard two pairs of feet walking in and they stopped dead in their tracks. I put up a bigger battle to get Malfoy off me, but he wouldn't stop kissing. Then two people tugged onto his shoulders and threw him out the door slamming it shut. "Of thank God you two came!" I said to Fred and George.
I wanted to cry. I don't know why though, it was just a kiss. Maybe because he was so forceful. "What was that git doing here!?" George or Fred asked. "I don't know!" I said. I couldn't hold it in any longer, tears were coming down my face. I think it was George who pulled me into an embrace. He's more of a softy then Fred.
"Yeah whatever! Malfoy just a sicko. By they way! Dumbledore asked Forge and I to attend this ickle party. He thinks we could add a lot of excitement!" Fred said. "That's great. Pull some pranks on Malfoy, ok? I kinda wanna know what he would look like with rainbow colored hair. Neon shades." I was hinting them to hex anything Malfoy eats or drinks.
"Gotcha. That sounds MARVELOUS!" George said. Then I went upstairs and saw Harry and Ginny talking. Then they stopped when they saw me enter. "Take a shower. Both of you. NOT at the same time. And NOT in the same shower stall." I teased. "Ew. Come off it. I would never take a shower with O Mighty Harry Potter!" Ginny screeched.
Harry chuckled and left. I told Gin about downstairs. "What's he playing at!? Good thing Gred and Forge were there!" Ginny said. "Yea" I said and walked out. I got some breakfast and waited for everyone else to finish. "Hurry up! Lav and Pav (Parvati) are gonna be here any minute!" I said. Harry choked on his food, as well as Ron. "You invited those.those.those.. BARBIE DOLLS?!" Harry asked. "HEY! They're nice. And funny." Ginny said.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"GET THAT LIZ!" I yelled. I heard Liz opening the door and soon enough, I hear giggling. "Hey everybody!" Lavender said as she was led to the kitchen. "Hey Lav," Ron said. Harry just nodded and soon became interested in his cereal. "I keep telling them to hurry up! They're so slow!" I said to Parvati and Lavender.
"Boys." Muttered Parvati and Lavender at the same time. Lavender walked up to Ron, grabbed his bowl of cereal, and dumped it on his head.
"LAVENDER ANNE BROWN!" He shrieked.
"Yes?" She asked and started batting her eyelashes and put on an innocent look.
Ron stormed out to take a shower again.
Parvati walked up to Harry and grabbed his bowl of cereal and dumped it on him like Lavender did to Ron.
"PARVATI ROSE PATIL!" Harry yelled and stormed out. Everybody in the kitchen started laughing. About fifteen minutes later I became impatient.
"I thought it's girlswho are supposed to take long!" I said. "Go up there then!" Parvati suggested. Argh! "Fine! If I see any of them naked, I'm blaming you!" I said and walked out. I knocked on Rons' bedroom door. No answer. "Ron?" I asked. Still nothing.
I opened the door a little and saw nothing. I opened it a little wider and saw Ron there with a skimpy towel around his waste. At least he's covered! "RONALD WEASLY!" I said making him jump a foot high. "MIONE! Don't do that!" He said. "Whatever. Hurry up! You're taking too long." Then I walked out. Ginny was banging on Harry's door.
"HARRY! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!" She said. No answer. "Fine then. I'm coming in!" Gin said.
~*~ Ginnys' POV ~*~
I opened the door and saw Harry asleep on his bed. Blimey. How could he sleep while I was banging on the door for crying out loud?
"Wake up Harry!" I said and started nudging his shoulders. Then he wrapped his arms around me and pulled me down. "HARRY!" I said. He's a hugger. Oh my gosh. Harry Potter is a HUGGER! He began to stir. I tried to get out of his grasp, but it was no use! He was too strong! "GINNY?!" He yelled and let go of my like I was red-hot iron. "That's my nickname, don't wear it out!" I said cheerfully. "Hurry up. Mione is getting impatient." I told him. He nodded and I left.
When I got downstairs I saw Herms and Ron downstairs again. I leaned in towards Hermione and whispered, "Harry is a hugger!". Hermione burst into a fit of giggles and Parvati and Lavender wanted to know why. Herms and I whispered why! They also burst into fits of giggles. "What's up with you four?" Ron asked raising an eyebrow. Just then, Harry walked in, and we started giggling harder then ever.
"Hermione is giggling?!" Harry asked bewildered. "Yes." Ron answered shocked. Hermione gasped mocking. "Whatever! Let's go shopping!" Lavender said. Just then, Mr. and Mrs. Granger walked in. "Good morning sir and ma'am!" I said happily. "Mornin', Gin!" Mr. Granger said. "Well, we're off! Bye mum," Hermione kissed her mum on her cheek. "Bye daddy." Hermione hugged her dad and ran out of the house. We waved and followed.
"OK! So we're gonna go to," Hermione couldn't finish, because she bumped into Malfoy. "WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN MY FACE!?" They asked in unison. "Ugh! Go to hell!" They said at the same time, again. They both let out the same aggravated sound and stomped away.
"That was cheerful." I joked.
After about and hour or two.OK! So about four hours, we were finished.
We headed to Hermiones' house to get ready, then go to the beach; where the party was gonna be.
(A/N: Again, I could finish here, but I'm gonna continue! So far I've got 1,842 words, and that's not enough!)
~*~ Oliver Woods' POV ~*~ (A/N) OOOH YEAA BABY!)
Tonight will be the announcement about me being the new flying instructor and Quidditch referee. After all, Hooch got hit pretty dang hard in the head with a Bludger! I know I should feel bad, but it's going to be so great seeing all my old classmates.
I should be getting ready. But, I'm so excited!
*Note: Oliver gets ready after about and hour. Hey, he had to shower and stuff! *
OK, now let me take a look. I have no idea where this place is.
~*~ Hermiones' POV ~*~
After an hour, we headed out. I was walking really fast because the beach was three miles away.
I wasn't looking where I was going and soon bumped into somebody so hard I fell to the ground and scraped my skin. I noticed I was now bleeding.
"Crap," I muttered. "So sorry, miss! Didn't look where I was going!" The man said. "It's OK. Just a scrape." I said. I looked at the man and noticed who it was.
"Oliver!" I said. "Erm..How do you know my name?" He asked. Harry, Ron and Gin were NO WHERE to be found. Must've left without me.
"You big dolt! I'm Harry Potter's best friend, Hermione Granger!" I said. When I realized I called him a 'dolt', I giggled.
"OH! Hullo, Hermione! How have you been? How's Harry been?" He asked. "Fine." I said.
"That's great! Well, seems like you're alone now, shall we?" He said holding his arm out. I linked my arm with his and giggled.
"Why thank you, kind Sir!" I laughed. "Haha. Well, lets see, you know where this place is?" He asked.
"Yes, of course! I go to this beach like every day!" And with that, Oliver and I walked in silence.
The silence was soon broken when we were at the beach. Crazy laser lights beaming, loud music booming, happy chatting.
"Well, nice to see you again! I should go find Dumbledore now." Oliver said. "Right," I said. Then Oliver left.
I saw Harry and Ron arguing with Malfoy. Malfoy was smirking.
"Hullo, Mudblood!" He said cheerfully. I wrinkled my nose in disgust.
"Just talking to your boy toys---" He couldn't finish because I punched him hard in his jaw. Everybody saw and stopped talking.
Dead silence. I never took my glare off Malfoy. He was rubbing where I punched him.
"Never.and I mean NEVER, call Harry and Ron my 'boy toys'!" I said angrily.
Harry and Ron were shocked I guess. I saw Oliver because he was in eyesight behind Malfoy. He looked totally bewildered.
'Guess he never thought Miss Perfect Hermione Granger would punch somebody in front of all the students and professors.
"You stupid little bit---" He couldn't finish because I knew what he was going to call me so I slapped him.
"Miss. Granger! How dare you! That is enough! Be glad term hasn't started, or you would be facing detention! If not worse!" Snape snarled.
"Yea? Well it would me WORTH IT!" I shouted. I felt tears burning my eyes. Malfoy hurt me. A lot.
I knew everyone was shocked. I couldn't hold them in any longer, tears were streaming down my face and I started walking away.
I was going to make it if I hadn't felt two strong-arms pull me back. I turned around and was face to face with Oliver.
"Please, just let go!" I whimpered. He leaned in and whispered, "Don't let that git Malfoy get to you like that." I slowly nodded and walked back.
I stopped and had a very good idea. Oliver turned around and faced me again, he obviously saw something mischievous in my eyes because he looked at me suspiciously. "Oh no, Herm. What are you up to?" He asked me.
I suddenly grinned. "Excuse me." I said and walked away and towards Dumbledore.
"Professor?" I asked. "Yes, Miss Granger?" He replied. He was obviously shocked still from my actions.
"Do you mind announcing a little game of Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare?" I asked him innocently. "Of course not! I love that Muggle game!" He said and chuckled.
He pointed his wand at his throat and murmured "Sonorous ," And his voice became ten times louder.
"Everybody, may I have your attention?" He said. Everyone looked at Dumbledore and I confused.
"Miss Granger has just suggested a little game of Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare. Those who are participating, please form into a circle." He said.
Since we were aloud to do magic, I transfigured a seashell into an empty bottle of butter beer.
Soon, there was a circle. I was surprised to see Slytherins playing a Muggle game.
(*Some of 'em graduated already, I know.)
~ Gryff: Fred Weasley, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Dean Thomas, Parvati Patil, Lavender Brown, Natalie McDonald, Seamus Finnigin, Neville Longbottom, Dennis Creevey, Colin Creevey, Harry Potter, Oliver Wood, and Hermione Granger.
Slyth: Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, Malcolm Baddock, Crabbe, Goyle, and Blaise Zabini.
Rav: Padma Patil, Terry Boot, Stewart Ackerley, Cho Chang, And Orla Quirke.
Huff: Eleanor Branstone, Owen Cauldwell, Hannah Abbott, Justin Finch- Fletchly, Laura Madley, And Kevin Whitby.
Staff: Argus Filch, Rubeus Hargrid, Penelope Clearwater (Head of Ravenclaw house and Charms teacher since Flitwick retired *, Albus Dumbledore, Serverus Snape + Dumbledore made him play! +, Minerva McGonagall, Oliver Wood, Professor Trelawney, and Professor Sinistra. ~
"Ok." I said. I placed the bottle in the middle of the tight circle that was formed and sat in between Wood and Clearwater.
"Who's gonna go first?" I asked. "You." Dumbledore said. I grinned and spun the bottle.
It landed on.
"Oliver, truth or dare?"
"Dare,"
I grinned wickedly.
"I dare you to go one month without flying!" I said.
Oliver opened and closed his mouth, which made him look like a goldfish.
"You have to, Mr. Wood. It's the rules. If you don't do your dare, you have to face the consequences." Dumbledore said severely.
"Fine." He said and spun the bottle.
Oh Merlin's beard, it landed on me.
"Herms, Truth or---"
"Dare," I interrupted. He grinned and leaned in and whispered, "Kiss Harry on the lips for a minute!" He said.
"OLIVER!" I screamed. Nobody knew what he dared me to do. "You gotta do it!" He said. "Fine, you big meanie." I said and walked up to Harry and motioned him to stand up, when he did, I pulled him into a kiss and Oliver stared at his watch timing.
After a minute, Oliver said, "Ok you two, break it up." I pulled back almost immediately. "I'll get you, OLLIE!" I used his nickname that he hates. "Ugh, that was like kissing a sister." "That was like kissing a brother." Harry and I said. I went back to my seat and elbowed Oliver in the ribs, hard, too. "HEY!" He yelled.
"What goes around comes around, my friend!" I said. Everybody laughed. I spun the bottle and it landed on Pansy.
"Pansy, Truth or Dare?" I asked. "Truth," She said. "Why do you stalk Malfoy?" I said biting back giggles. Everyone wanted to hear and so did Malfoy. "Yes, do tell, Parkinson." Malfoy sneered. "I.well, I um.Erm.Can I do something other then answer?" She asked.
"So much for a Slytherin. Yes, you can. Send Howlers to everyone at the Halloween feast saying you love Professor Snape." I said. Everyone giggled and Snape looked ready to kill.
"Fine." Pansy said. Pansy spun the bottle and it landed on Ginny. "Truth or Dare, Weasley?" She asked. "Dare!" Ginny said. Pansy walked up to Ginny and whispered something. Ginny grinned evilly. "Ok." She said. Ginny stood up and walked up to Harry and kissed him for two minutes.
"OK, Weasley, times up." Pansy said. Ginny pulled back and walked back to where she was sitting. Ginny spun the bottle and it landed on Fred. "Dare." He said before she could ask. She walked up to her brother and whispered something.
"Yes, ma'am!" He said and ran off. Ginny walked over to me and whispered, "He's gonna spike the punch that the professors are drinking!" "VIRGINIA WEASLEY!" I screeched. Everyone looked at Ginny and me. "What?" She asked with an angelic smile plastered on her face.
"Nothing." I said. Gin sat down and Fred came back after about 5 minutes. "Your turn to spin." I said. He nodded and it landed on Trelawney. "Truth or dare, dear professor?" He asked sincerely. "Truth. I know you're a prankster, boy. My inner eye sees it." She answered in her misty voice.
"Are you a fraud?" He asked. "What!?" She yelled. "Snape, ya got any Truth potion on ya?" Fred asked. Snape nodded and shoved it in Trelawneys' mouth. She swallowed and answered, "Most of the time, yes." She answered.
All the professors smirked, but mainly McGonagall and the students. McGonagall never liked Trelawney. Nor did I. I burst into a fit of giggles. Trelawney spun the bottle and it landed on Natalie. "Truth or dare, child?"
"Truth." "Who do you fancy?" She asked in a misty voice. Natalie turned scarlet. "Is there another way out?" Natalie asked. "Yes, child." "Which would be.?" "Running in the Great Hall on Halloween in a pink fuzzy out-fit with yellow fuzz-balls on it." Trelawney replied. Natalie turned even redder. "I.I.IfancyFredWeasley!" "Sorry, couldn't hear you!" Trelawney said. "I SAID: I FANCY FRED WEASLEY!" She spoke very clearly and slowly.
Fred turned redder then his hair. Then Nat spun the bottle and it landed on Colin. "Truth or Dare, Creevey?" Natalie asked. "Truth." "Who do YOU fancy?" Natalie asked. "I um.erm.. I fancy Hermione!" He admitted. Poor thing, I find him utterly annoying.
"Herms and Colin sitting in a tree.K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then come ickle Herms pushing the BABY carriage!" Fred and George sang.
"NO!" I shouted. That's a disturbing thought. Colin quickly spun the bottle to get the attention and embarrassment off me. It landed on Malfoy. "Dare," Malfoy said before Colin could even ASK! Colin wrote something down and threw it at Malfoy. Malfoy looked totally ticked off.
"Why me?" He whined to himself. "Oh just do the dare, you big wuss!" I said. "Oh, you want me to do it?" He asked.
"I just said I did, didn't I? You're wasting time!" I said. "OK, then!" He said angrily. He walked up to me and kissed me again. I pushed him away and I am now completely, 100% TICKED!
"MALFOY! THAT IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY! STOP DOING THAT! IF THAT WAS THE DARE, A PECK ON THE CHEEK WOULD HAVE DONE!" I screamed.
Snape smirked and drank his punch in one huge gulp. About 25 minutes later, he started acting drunk.
"Erm. Did somebody spike his punch?" I asked quietly. "Who knows?" Padma said after kissing Justin, it was her dare. She spun the bottle and it landed on me. "Dare!" I said. "Kiss Ron on the lips for five minutes. You can have three 10 second breaks for breath!" Padma snickered.
"You little brat!" I screeched.
Ron walked up to me and kissed me. After five minutes of kissing him, we were both red of embarrassment. The teachers looked amused. "What?" I snapped at Crabbe who was sniggering.
I spun the bottle and it landed on Snape, who was twirling his hair in his index finger.
Perfect!
"Dare, dahling!" He said before I could ask.
I whispered I in his ear that he has to streak around the beach for 10 minutes, and he did so.
We were all laughing ours behinds off. Even Dumbledore was laughing.
Snape got dressed and we did a spell on him so he would be sober, and boy was he ticked!
"Whoever spiked the punch will pay!" Snape threatened. "No," Fred said. "I won't pay! I'm not your student anymore! Na-na-na-na- na-na!" He said in a singsong way.
After a ton of laughs and ridiculous dares and questions in the truth, we got tired.
We all (not Slytherins') said bye and left. I was walking away when Dumbledore stopped all of us.
"I forgot to make an announcement!" He said.
"Miss Penelope Clearwater is the new Charms teacher and Head of Ravenclaw! And Mr. Oliver Wood is the new flying instructor and Quidditch referee! That is all, I bid you all a goodnight!" And with that, we left. Harry and Ron stayed to congratulate Oliver on his new job. I told them I would go ahead and head home.
When I made it home, I fell asleep instantly. Thinking about one thing.when I was dared to kiss Ron.
A/N: I know this chapter was.odd! But still. It WAS funny. Haha. R/R please!
~*~Natalie~*~
~*~ Ginnys' POV ~*~
My brothers are arriving today. It was nice just being here with Harry and Mione. Oh well. We're going shopping today! Then it the party! I'm planning on wearing my one-piece Hawaiian design bathing suit! It's blue with red Hawaiian flowers.
Heh. I went downstairs and saw Mrs. Granger holding her stomach. "You ok, ma'am?" I asked. "Oh Ginny, dear! I'm wonderful! I feel the baby kicking! Come here." She said. I did as I was told and walked up to Mrs. Granger. She put my hand on her stomach. It felt so odd. I wonder if Charlie, Bill and Percy felt mums' stomach when I kicked? Just then Hermione walked in. "Guys?" She asked.
"Mione, come here for a sec." I said. Hermione walked up to Mrs. Granger and I and I took her hand and placed it on Mrs. Grangers' belly. "Oh my gosh! That's so wonderful, mum!" Hermione said. She was so happy about having a baby brother. Then there was a loud THUMP heard upstairs. "Boys! They always fall outta bed!" We all said in unison. "I think he's still asleep!" I said. "Mrs. Granger, do you mind if I use the water pitcher on Harry?" I asked.
"Not at all, dear." Mrs. Granger said grinning. "WAIT! I gotta get the video camera and mom, you use the digi-cam!" Hermione said. After we got the digital camera and video camera, I got the pitcher of ICE COLD WATER! We walked upstairs on out tiptoes and walked into Harry's' room. Mrs. Granger and Hermione nodded letting me know I need to dump the pitcher on Harry. I used my fingers from three.Two.One. "HOLY CRAP!" Harry bolted up. There were flashes and Hermione was laughing. I smirked at Harry.
~*~ Harry's POV ~*~
I felt ice cold water being poured on me, and I bolted off the floor only to see 1) Hermione with a video camera, which she was recording 'cause I can see the red light. 2) Mrs. Granger using a digital camera taking pictures. And 3) Oh my gosh. Ginny with the empty pitcher SMIRKING! "Gin, I suggest you run!" I said.
She didn't need telling twice, 'cause she ran like there was no tomorrow. I ran after her and we ran to the back yard. Gin suddenly stopped, but I couldn't control myself, I knocked into Gin causing her to fall into the pool! Serves her right! We're both wet now! Ha Haaaa! "Help me out, man!" She said.
I extended my hand, and she pulled ME in. "Cheap trick." I muttered. Then we heard a loud crash from the inside of the house. Next thing I know I see George, Fred and Ron running outside. Fred and George burst out laughing at the sight of Gin and I being in out clothes in our pajamas. Ron, however, was looking thoroughly ticked! "WHAT IN MERLINS NAME IS GOING ON HERE?!" Was the only thing he could shout.
"Oh, Ronniekins, quite simple. It has to do with a pitcher full of ice cold water. Me. Harry. Mrs. Granger. Hermione. And chasing!" Ginny answered. I burst out laughing. Fred helped Gin out of the pool and George helped me. "So when's the date?" Fred asked. "What are you talking about?" Gin asked. "When's the date?" Fred repeated. "WHAT DATE!?" Ginny asked. "YOUR WEDDING DATE! Sheesh. I thought it's supposed to be the females' best day, and you don't even have a clue about 'what date'. Jeez!" Fred said. Ginny and I both turned red and stopped in our tracks. Ron was looking very amused, but ticked off at the same time.
~*~ Rons' POV ~*~
Uh oh. Fred pushed Gin too far. "We are not, and never will be; getting married!" Gin said. Then she ran into the house. I snorted. Harry looked at me in disbelief before also running to the house. "You guys really tick Gin off, y'know. I'm too scared to mess with HER. She's just scary." I said and walked into the house. Then I heard the doorbell ring and Herms went to answer. Herms looked completely ticked. I couldn't see who it was though.
~*~ Hermiones' POV~*~ "What do you want?" I asked through gritted teeth. "Is that any way to treat guest?" Malfoy asked. "No, I would never treat WELCOMED guest this way. But since you're not welcomed, go to Hell and say hello to the grandfather!" I said cheerfully slamming the door shut. I heard knocking again. I ignored it. I looked at Ron and he looked ticked off. "Go upstairs for a sec." I told him. He hesitated but left.
I opened the door again to see a very smug looking Malfoy. "You're such a git! Go away! I don't ever want to see you here in my house!" I said. I was about to slam the door when Malfoy put his hand on the door. I wasn't strong enough to beat his strength. After all, he IS a Quidditch player, and I'm just a so-called bookworm. Too bad people don't know that in the Muggle world I'm a party animal!
"Earth to Mudblood Granger!" Malfoy said snapping my out of my thoughts. "Get. Out. NOW!" I shouted. Malfoy started kissing ME! Eww!! Somebody come help! I can't push him off! I heard two pairs of feet walking in and they stopped dead in their tracks. I put up a bigger battle to get Malfoy off me, but he wouldn't stop kissing. Then two people tugged onto his shoulders and threw him out the door slamming it shut. "Of thank God you two came!" I said to Fred and George.
I wanted to cry. I don't know why though, it was just a kiss. Maybe because he was so forceful. "What was that git doing here!?" George or Fred asked. "I don't know!" I said. I couldn't hold it in any longer, tears were coming down my face. I think it was George who pulled me into an embrace. He's more of a softy then Fred.
"Yeah whatever! Malfoy just a sicko. By they way! Dumbledore asked Forge and I to attend this ickle party. He thinks we could add a lot of excitement!" Fred said. "That's great. Pull some pranks on Malfoy, ok? I kinda wanna know what he would look like with rainbow colored hair. Neon shades." I was hinting them to hex anything Malfoy eats or drinks.
"Gotcha. That sounds MARVELOUS!" George said. Then I went upstairs and saw Harry and Ginny talking. Then they stopped when they saw me enter. "Take a shower. Both of you. NOT at the same time. And NOT in the same shower stall." I teased. "Ew. Come off it. I would never take a shower with O Mighty Harry Potter!" Ginny screeched.
Harry chuckled and left. I told Gin about downstairs. "What's he playing at!? Good thing Gred and Forge were there!" Ginny said. "Yea" I said and walked out. I got some breakfast and waited for everyone else to finish. "Hurry up! Lav and Pav (Parvati) are gonna be here any minute!" I said. Harry choked on his food, as well as Ron. "You invited those.those.those.. BARBIE DOLLS?!" Harry asked. "HEY! They're nice. And funny." Ginny said.
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
"GET THAT LIZ!" I yelled. I heard Liz opening the door and soon enough, I hear giggling. "Hey everybody!" Lavender said as she was led to the kitchen. "Hey Lav," Ron said. Harry just nodded and soon became interested in his cereal. "I keep telling them to hurry up! They're so slow!" I said to Parvati and Lavender.
"Boys." Muttered Parvati and Lavender at the same time. Lavender walked up to Ron, grabbed his bowl of cereal, and dumped it on his head.
"LAVENDER ANNE BROWN!" He shrieked.
"Yes?" She asked and started batting her eyelashes and put on an innocent look.
Ron stormed out to take a shower again.
Parvati walked up to Harry and grabbed his bowl of cereal and dumped it on him like Lavender did to Ron.
"PARVATI ROSE PATIL!" Harry yelled and stormed out. Everybody in the kitchen started laughing. About fifteen minutes later I became impatient.
"I thought it's girlswho are supposed to take long!" I said. "Go up there then!" Parvati suggested. Argh! "Fine! If I see any of them naked, I'm blaming you!" I said and walked out. I knocked on Rons' bedroom door. No answer. "Ron?" I asked. Still nothing.
I opened the door a little and saw nothing. I opened it a little wider and saw Ron there with a skimpy towel around his waste. At least he's covered! "RONALD WEASLY!" I said making him jump a foot high. "MIONE! Don't do that!" He said. "Whatever. Hurry up! You're taking too long." Then I walked out. Ginny was banging on Harry's door.
"HARRY! OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!" She said. No answer. "Fine then. I'm coming in!" Gin said.
~*~ Ginnys' POV ~*~
I opened the door and saw Harry asleep on his bed. Blimey. How could he sleep while I was banging on the door for crying out loud?
"Wake up Harry!" I said and started nudging his shoulders. Then he wrapped his arms around me and pulled me down. "HARRY!" I said. He's a hugger. Oh my gosh. Harry Potter is a HUGGER! He began to stir. I tried to get out of his grasp, but it was no use! He was too strong! "GINNY?!" He yelled and let go of my like I was red-hot iron. "That's my nickname, don't wear it out!" I said cheerfully. "Hurry up. Mione is getting impatient." I told him. He nodded and I left.
When I got downstairs I saw Herms and Ron downstairs again. I leaned in towards Hermione and whispered, "Harry is a hugger!". Hermione burst into a fit of giggles and Parvati and Lavender wanted to know why. Herms and I whispered why! They also burst into fits of giggles. "What's up with you four?" Ron asked raising an eyebrow. Just then, Harry walked in, and we started giggling harder then ever.
"Hermione is giggling?!" Harry asked bewildered. "Yes." Ron answered shocked. Hermione gasped mocking. "Whatever! Let's go shopping!" Lavender said. Just then, Mr. and Mrs. Granger walked in. "Good morning sir and ma'am!" I said happily. "Mornin', Gin!" Mr. Granger said. "Well, we're off! Bye mum," Hermione kissed her mum on her cheek. "Bye daddy." Hermione hugged her dad and ran out of the house. We waved and followed.
"OK! So we're gonna go to," Hermione couldn't finish, because she bumped into Malfoy. "WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS IN MY FACE!?" They asked in unison. "Ugh! Go to hell!" They said at the same time, again. They both let out the same aggravated sound and stomped away.
"That was cheerful." I joked.
After about and hour or two.OK! So about four hours, we were finished.
We headed to Hermiones' house to get ready, then go to the beach; where the party was gonna be.
(A/N: Again, I could finish here, but I'm gonna continue! So far I've got 1,842 words, and that's not enough!)
~*~ Oliver Woods' POV ~*~ (A/N) OOOH YEAA BABY!)
Tonight will be the announcement about me being the new flying instructor and Quidditch referee. After all, Hooch got hit pretty dang hard in the head with a Bludger! I know I should feel bad, but it's going to be so great seeing all my old classmates.
I should be getting ready. But, I'm so excited!
*Note: Oliver gets ready after about and hour. Hey, he had to shower and stuff! *
OK, now let me take a look. I have no idea where this place is.
~*~ Hermiones' POV ~*~
After an hour, we headed out. I was walking really fast because the beach was three miles away.
I wasn't looking where I was going and soon bumped into somebody so hard I fell to the ground and scraped my skin. I noticed I was now bleeding.
"Crap," I muttered. "So sorry, miss! Didn't look where I was going!" The man said. "It's OK. Just a scrape." I said. I looked at the man and noticed who it was.
"Oliver!" I said. "Erm..How do you know my name?" He asked. Harry, Ron and Gin were NO WHERE to be found. Must've left without me.
"You big dolt! I'm Harry Potter's best friend, Hermione Granger!" I said. When I realized I called him a 'dolt', I giggled.
"OH! Hullo, Hermione! How have you been? How's Harry been?" He asked. "Fine." I said.
"That's great! Well, seems like you're alone now, shall we?" He said holding his arm out. I linked my arm with his and giggled.
"Why thank you, kind Sir!" I laughed. "Haha. Well, lets see, you know where this place is?" He asked.
"Yes, of course! I go to this beach like every day!" And with that, Oliver and I walked in silence.
The silence was soon broken when we were at the beach. Crazy laser lights beaming, loud music booming, happy chatting.
"Well, nice to see you again! I should go find Dumbledore now." Oliver said. "Right," I said. Then Oliver left.
I saw Harry and Ron arguing with Malfoy. Malfoy was smirking.
"Hullo, Mudblood!" He said cheerfully. I wrinkled my nose in disgust.
"Just talking to your boy toys---" He couldn't finish because I punched him hard in his jaw. Everybody saw and stopped talking.
Dead silence. I never took my glare off Malfoy. He was rubbing where I punched him.
"Never.and I mean NEVER, call Harry and Ron my 'boy toys'!" I said angrily.
Harry and Ron were shocked I guess. I saw Oliver because he was in eyesight behind Malfoy. He looked totally bewildered.
'Guess he never thought Miss Perfect Hermione Granger would punch somebody in front of all the students and professors.
"You stupid little bit---" He couldn't finish because I knew what he was going to call me so I slapped him.
"Miss. Granger! How dare you! That is enough! Be glad term hasn't started, or you would be facing detention! If not worse!" Snape snarled.
"Yea? Well it would me WORTH IT!" I shouted. I felt tears burning my eyes. Malfoy hurt me. A lot.
I knew everyone was shocked. I couldn't hold them in any longer, tears were streaming down my face and I started walking away.
I was going to make it if I hadn't felt two strong-arms pull me back. I turned around and was face to face with Oliver.
"Please, just let go!" I whimpered. He leaned in and whispered, "Don't let that git Malfoy get to you like that." I slowly nodded and walked back.
I stopped and had a very good idea. Oliver turned around and faced me again, he obviously saw something mischievous in my eyes because he looked at me suspiciously. "Oh no, Herm. What are you up to?" He asked me.
I suddenly grinned. "Excuse me." I said and walked away and towards Dumbledore.
"Professor?" I asked. "Yes, Miss Granger?" He replied. He was obviously shocked still from my actions.
"Do you mind announcing a little game of Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare?" I asked him innocently. "Of course not! I love that Muggle game!" He said and chuckled.
He pointed his wand at his throat and murmured "Sonorous ," And his voice became ten times louder.
"Everybody, may I have your attention?" He said. Everyone looked at Dumbledore and I confused.
"Miss Granger has just suggested a little game of Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare. Those who are participating, please form into a circle." He said.
Since we were aloud to do magic, I transfigured a seashell into an empty bottle of butter beer.
Soon, there was a circle. I was surprised to see Slytherins playing a Muggle game.
(*Some of 'em graduated already, I know.)
~ Gryff: Fred Weasley, Ron Weasley, George Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Dean Thomas, Parvati Patil, Lavender Brown, Natalie McDonald, Seamus Finnigin, Neville Longbottom, Dennis Creevey, Colin Creevey, Harry Potter, Oliver Wood, and Hermione Granger.
Slyth: Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy, Malcolm Baddock, Crabbe, Goyle, and Blaise Zabini.
Rav: Padma Patil, Terry Boot, Stewart Ackerley, Cho Chang, And Orla Quirke.
Huff: Eleanor Branstone, Owen Cauldwell, Hannah Abbott, Justin Finch- Fletchly, Laura Madley, And Kevin Whitby.
Staff: Argus Filch, Rubeus Hargrid, Penelope Clearwater (Head of Ravenclaw house and Charms teacher since Flitwick retired *, Albus Dumbledore, Serverus Snape + Dumbledore made him play! +, Minerva McGonagall, Oliver Wood, Professor Trelawney, and Professor Sinistra. ~
"Ok." I said. I placed the bottle in the middle of the tight circle that was formed and sat in between Wood and Clearwater.
"Who's gonna go first?" I asked. "You." Dumbledore said. I grinned and spun the bottle.
It landed on.
"Oliver, truth or dare?"
"Dare,"
I grinned wickedly.
"I dare you to go one month without flying!" I said.
Oliver opened and closed his mouth, which made him look like a goldfish.
"You have to, Mr. Wood. It's the rules. If you don't do your dare, you have to face the consequences." Dumbledore said severely.
"Fine." He said and spun the bottle.
Oh Merlin's beard, it landed on me.
"Herms, Truth or---"
"Dare," I interrupted. He grinned and leaned in and whispered, "Kiss Harry on the lips for a minute!" He said.
"OLIVER!" I screamed. Nobody knew what he dared me to do. "You gotta do it!" He said. "Fine, you big meanie." I said and walked up to Harry and motioned him to stand up, when he did, I pulled him into a kiss and Oliver stared at his watch timing.
After a minute, Oliver said, "Ok you two, break it up." I pulled back almost immediately. "I'll get you, OLLIE!" I used his nickname that he hates. "Ugh, that was like kissing a sister." "That was like kissing a brother." Harry and I said. I went back to my seat and elbowed Oliver in the ribs, hard, too. "HEY!" He yelled.
"What goes around comes around, my friend!" I said. Everybody laughed. I spun the bottle and it landed on Pansy.
"Pansy, Truth or Dare?" I asked. "Truth," She said. "Why do you stalk Malfoy?" I said biting back giggles. Everyone wanted to hear and so did Malfoy. "Yes, do tell, Parkinson." Malfoy sneered. "I.well, I um.Erm.Can I do something other then answer?" She asked.
"So much for a Slytherin. Yes, you can. Send Howlers to everyone at the Halloween feast saying you love Professor Snape." I said. Everyone giggled and Snape looked ready to kill.
"Fine." Pansy said. Pansy spun the bottle and it landed on Ginny. "Truth or Dare, Weasley?" She asked. "Dare!" Ginny said. Pansy walked up to Ginny and whispered something. Ginny grinned evilly. "Ok." She said. Ginny stood up and walked up to Harry and kissed him for two minutes.
"OK, Weasley, times up." Pansy said. Ginny pulled back and walked back to where she was sitting. Ginny spun the bottle and it landed on Fred. "Dare." He said before she could ask. She walked up to her brother and whispered something.
"Yes, ma'am!" He said and ran off. Ginny walked over to me and whispered, "He's gonna spike the punch that the professors are drinking!" "VIRGINIA WEASLEY!" I screeched. Everyone looked at Ginny and me. "What?" She asked with an angelic smile plastered on her face.
"Nothing." I said. Gin sat down and Fred came back after about 5 minutes. "Your turn to spin." I said. He nodded and it landed on Trelawney. "Truth or dare, dear professor?" He asked sincerely. "Truth. I know you're a prankster, boy. My inner eye sees it." She answered in her misty voice.
"Are you a fraud?" He asked. "What!?" She yelled. "Snape, ya got any Truth potion on ya?" Fred asked. Snape nodded and shoved it in Trelawneys' mouth. She swallowed and answered, "Most of the time, yes." She answered.
All the professors smirked, but mainly McGonagall and the students. McGonagall never liked Trelawney. Nor did I. I burst into a fit of giggles. Trelawney spun the bottle and it landed on Natalie. "Truth or dare, child?"
"Truth." "Who do you fancy?" She asked in a misty voice. Natalie turned scarlet. "Is there another way out?" Natalie asked. "Yes, child." "Which would be.?" "Running in the Great Hall on Halloween in a pink fuzzy out-fit with yellow fuzz-balls on it." Trelawney replied. Natalie turned even redder. "I.I.IfancyFredWeasley!" "Sorry, couldn't hear you!" Trelawney said. "I SAID: I FANCY FRED WEASLEY!" She spoke very clearly and slowly.
Fred turned redder then his hair. Then Nat spun the bottle and it landed on Colin. "Truth or Dare, Creevey?" Natalie asked. "Truth." "Who do YOU fancy?" Natalie asked. "I um.erm.. I fancy Hermione!" He admitted. Poor thing, I find him utterly annoying.
"Herms and Colin sitting in a tree.K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then come ickle Herms pushing the BABY carriage!" Fred and George sang.
"NO!" I shouted. That's a disturbing thought. Colin quickly spun the bottle to get the attention and embarrassment off me. It landed on Malfoy. "Dare," Malfoy said before Colin could even ASK! Colin wrote something down and threw it at Malfoy. Malfoy looked totally ticked off.
"Why me?" He whined to himself. "Oh just do the dare, you big wuss!" I said. "Oh, you want me to do it?" He asked.
"I just said I did, didn't I? You're wasting time!" I said. "OK, then!" He said angrily. He walked up to me and kissed me again. I pushed him away and I am now completely, 100% TICKED!
"MALFOY! THAT IS THE SECOND TIME TODAY! STOP DOING THAT! IF THAT WAS THE DARE, A PECK ON THE CHEEK WOULD HAVE DONE!" I screamed.
Snape smirked and drank his punch in one huge gulp. About 25 minutes later, he started acting drunk.
"Erm. Did somebody spike his punch?" I asked quietly. "Who knows?" Padma said after kissing Justin, it was her dare. She spun the bottle and it landed on me. "Dare!" I said. "Kiss Ron on the lips for five minutes. You can have three 10 second breaks for breath!" Padma snickered.
"You little brat!" I screeched.
Ron walked up to me and kissed me. After five minutes of kissing him, we were both red of embarrassment. The teachers looked amused. "What?" I snapped at Crabbe who was sniggering.
I spun the bottle and it landed on Snape, who was twirling his hair in his index finger.
Perfect!
"Dare, dahling!" He said before I could ask.
I whispered I in his ear that he has to streak around the beach for 10 minutes, and he did so.
We were all laughing ours behinds off. Even Dumbledore was laughing.
Snape got dressed and we did a spell on him so he would be sober, and boy was he ticked!
"Whoever spiked the punch will pay!" Snape threatened. "No," Fred said. "I won't pay! I'm not your student anymore! Na-na-na-na- na-na!" He said in a singsong way.
After a ton of laughs and ridiculous dares and questions in the truth, we got tired.
We all (not Slytherins') said bye and left. I was walking away when Dumbledore stopped all of us.
"I forgot to make an announcement!" He said.
"Miss Penelope Clearwater is the new Charms teacher and Head of Ravenclaw! And Mr. Oliver Wood is the new flying instructor and Quidditch referee! That is all, I bid you all a goodnight!" And with that, we left. Harry and Ron stayed to congratulate Oliver on his new job. I told them I would go ahead and head home.
When I made it home, I fell asleep instantly. Thinking about one thing.when I was dared to kiss Ron.
A/N: I know this chapter was.odd! But still. It WAS funny. Haha. R/R please!
~*~Natalie~*~