A/N: hehehehehehehe Fred and George are here.....well, this is under HUMOR!
Mwahahahahahahaha
Thanks everyone;;))
WARNING, CRUDE HUMOR AND A LOT OF BLUSHING! hehe
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Cylia woke up with a BANG.
Fred and George were in her bedroom, standing on her bed.
There were words spelling "ICKLY CYLLY AND ICKLE PERCY DID THE DEED!"
"NO WE DID NOT!" roared Cylia.
Fred and George sniggered.
Cedric, Aliza, Stacey and Oliver ran in her room to see what the noise was about.
Aliza made an impatient noise and pointed to the door, glaring at Fred and George.
Cylia made a rude gesture with her middle finger at them as they continued sniggering.
"CYLIA!" Sirius had just walked in her room, too.
"Ah shut up," said Cylia.
Aliza turned red in the face trying to hold her laughter in.
Sirius starting preaching at Cylia but she cut him off, "I'm not in the mood for a sermon this morning, Daddy Dearest," she said.
Everyone roared with laughter as Sirius turned red in the face, realizing he was acting like a dad towards her.
"Now get out," she said.
Sirius made no movement.
"Fine, I'll go snog Cedric silly in your bedroom, then...." Cylia said seriously.
Cedric blushed.
"Oh, no you will not, missy," said Sirius.
"And how, pray tell, are you going to stop me?" she asked.
Oliver, Aliza, Stacey and Cedric watched, amused.
Fred and George were whispering things to each other.
He opened his mouth to say something, but at that same moment, Fred had muttered something causing Cylia to be in baby clothes, in Sirius's lap with a bottle in her mouth.
"FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY, IF YOU TWO DEVIL SPAWNS FROM HELL DON'T GET OUT OF MY ROOM THIS SECOND, I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL RIP YOU UP AND FLUSH YOU DOWN MOANING MYRTLE'S TOILET!" screamed Cylia.
She threw the bottle at George, got up and swore loudly when she saw her clothes.
"Fred, George, RUN!" Cylia warned.
Fred and George yelped and ran out.
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Breakfast was havoc.
Fred and George had put a swamp in the Great Hall.
A firework hit Stacey, causing her to have to stay in the hospital wing for two weeks.
Cylia was going to be the DADA teacher.
Fred and George hexed the eggs, so every time a fork would make contact with them; they would go rotten.
Cylia was in the middle of teaching third years when Fred and George ran in and started hexing the bewildered Ravenclaws and Slytherins.
"NO! FRED! GEORGE! STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL WRITE YOUR MOTHER!" threatened Cylia.
Fred and George gaped at her.
Hermione, Molly Weasley and Cylia are now the only ones who can keep Fred and George Weasley in line.
Fred and George un-hexed the students and walked out, head down.
"Is everyone ok?" asked Cylia.
"What the bloody hell was that all about?" snarled Jessica Kites, a Slytherin.
"Five points for that use of foul language. And that, was the insanity of the Weasley twins," replied Cylia.
"YOU CAN'T TAKE POINTS OFF OF US! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A PROFESSOR!" cried Jessica.
"Actually, you're wrong. I'm not a full-time teacher here, but I am a substitute, which gives me the right to take points off. Oh, and Miss Kites," she added.
Jessica looked up.
"Detention. Six o'clock tonight with Professor Vector." Cylia finished.
Jessica looked at Cylia with the deepest loathing.
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"Tell me how my first class of the day gets messed up? Fred and George ran in and hexed the students, Kites already hates me and I'm just not a good teacher!" ranted Cylia.
Cedric rubbed her back soothingly.
"It'll get better," he said.
"Tell me what the heck I did to deserve you," she smiled.
He kissed her and mumbled against her lips, "Being you,"
They started kissing passionately when somebody had seized Cedrics' shoulders and pulled him away from Cylia.
"SIRIUS BLACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" demanded Cylia.
"I don't wanna see you two snogging!" said Sirius.
"Grow up," Stacey walked in holding hands with Oliver, followed by Ron and Hermione.
"Plus, I am a adult! So is Cedric! WE CAN HAVE SEX IF WE WANTED TO!" exclaimed Cylia.
Cedric blushed.
Unfortunately, at that moment, Fred and George had walked in.
"Sex, eh?" George nudged Cedric and Fred nudged Cylia.
"I AM OLDER THAN YOU! SO GET OUT!" screamed Cylia.
"You're only nine months older than us," said George.
"SO WHAT! I AM OLDER THAN ALL OF YOU! I FORBID ANY PREMARITAL SEX!" shouted Sirius.
"Like any of us would be having sex without being married," Oliver snorted.
"Hey, Olie, wanna go make love?" asked Stacey.
Harry walked in when she said that.
Harry paled.
As did Sirius.
"I AM JOKING!" laughed Stacey.
"You better be, little girl," muttered Sirius.
Everyone laughed.
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Dinner was very interesting.
"Can you pass me the chicken and ice cream, sweetie?" Aliza asked Sirius.
Sirius gave the chicken and some mint ice cream to her.
She dunked the chicken in the ice cream and ate it.
Everyone gaped it her.
"What?" she asked.
"That's disgusting," said Hermione.
"Icky," agreed Ginny.
"Eww, Mrs. Black, what are you eating?" Lavender walked up to them, holding a sweater she borrowed from Ginny.
"Eating dinner?" replied Aliza.
"Right," said Lavender.
Lavender handed the sweater to Ginny, said her goodnights to them and left.
Aliza put ketchup on her chocolate chip cookies and ate it.
"I've lost my appetite," said Harry, pushing his plate forward.
"Me too," said Hermione. (Remember in the CoS how Emma Watson said "me too," about being sick? Well, that's how she just said it,)
Aliza looked at the two sixteen year olds, concerned.
"Are you two ok?" she asked.
"Fine," said Harry.
"Splendid," said Hermione.
Aliza nodded.
Sirius just shook his head and continued eating.
"I'm going back to the common room. Coming, Harry?" Ginny stood up.
"Yeah," Harry stood up as well.
"I don't want to find a hickey on my sister's neck tomorrow, Potter," said Ron in a warning voice.
"We're only going to talk, Ron," said Ginny.
Ron eyed them suspiciously as they walked out hand in hand.
Hermione laughed.
"I'm heading back as well," said Hermione, standing up.
"Same here," said Ron, standing up, too.
"Night," they muttered.
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The next morning, Aliza didn't want to get out of bed, but Sirius was pulling on her legs.
"GET UP!" said Sirius.
"Go to hell, honey," she said sweetly.
"GET UP!" repeated Sirius.
Aliza finally got up and doubled over as she did so.
"What's wrong?" asked Sirius, concerned.
"Nothing, I'm fine." Aliza said.
"Right," said Sirius.
"I think I'm pregnant," said Aliza suddenly.
"What?" Sirius was dumbstruck.
"I think I'm pregnant," repeated Aliza.
"But....we've been using protection!" said Sirius.
"We forgot to use protection the second time," said Aliza.
Sirius blushed.
"Oh yea," he laughed nervously.
"There's a pregnancy test charm I know. It's going to take five minutes." Aliza said.
"So do it already," said Sirius, eager to know if he was going to be a dad.
Aliza nodded and went into the bathroom.
She pointed her wand at her stomach then muttered, "Pregnanio," and sat down, waiting for the results.
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"My brother is going to freak!" giggled Ginny as she started applying blue, red and purple eye shadow on her neck.
"I know! A fake hickey. He's going to kill me!" laughed Harry.
"DONE!" said Ginny.
Harry burst out laughing.
It looked just like a hickey.
"Let's go find my idiot brother," said Ginny.
Her and Harry walked downstairs and made gagging noises when they saw Hermione and Ron snogging.
Ron and Hermione jumped apart, blushing.
"Hi," squeaked Hermione.
"Hi," said Ginny, mimicking Hermiones' squeaking voice.
"What's that on your neck?" asked Hermione curiously.
Ginny thought of the most embarrassing moment.....when she and Michael kissed for the first time and she accidentally called him Harry.
She felt her face burn.
"A HICKEY!" roared Ron.
"What?" asked Harry and Ginny innocently.
"YOU-YOU-YOU......I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" yelled Ron.
Harry and Ginny burst out laughing.
"It's makeup," said Ginny, smearing the makeup.
Ron blushed.
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James looked at a picture of Lily and sighed.
"I miss you Lily," he said.
"Don't we all?" Albus sat down beside James.
"There's no way she's alive, is there?" asked James.
"James, you're wrong...She could be very well alive," said Albus seriously.
"It is time for me to tell you what really happened the night Harry received that scar upon his forehead," said Albus.
James looked at the older man, confused.
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Sirius waited five minutes until Aliza stepped out.
Her expression was blank.
Unreadable.
Her eyes were red and her face tearstained.
"Um... the test results came out---"
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DUN DUN DUN! Is she pregnant?
She could be carrying a dead baby.
She could be pregnant.
OR SHE COULDN'T BE PREGNANT ALL TOGETHER!
R/R!
Mwahahahahahahaha
Thanks everyone;;))
WARNING, CRUDE HUMOR AND A LOT OF BLUSHING! hehe
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Cylia woke up with a BANG.
Fred and George were in her bedroom, standing on her bed.
There were words spelling "ICKLY CYLLY AND ICKLE PERCY DID THE DEED!"
"NO WE DID NOT!" roared Cylia.
Fred and George sniggered.
Cedric, Aliza, Stacey and Oliver ran in her room to see what the noise was about.
Aliza made an impatient noise and pointed to the door, glaring at Fred and George.
Cylia made a rude gesture with her middle finger at them as they continued sniggering.
"CYLIA!" Sirius had just walked in her room, too.
"Ah shut up," said Cylia.
Aliza turned red in the face trying to hold her laughter in.
Sirius starting preaching at Cylia but she cut him off, "I'm not in the mood for a sermon this morning, Daddy Dearest," she said.
Everyone roared with laughter as Sirius turned red in the face, realizing he was acting like a dad towards her.
"Now get out," she said.
Sirius made no movement.
"Fine, I'll go snog Cedric silly in your bedroom, then...." Cylia said seriously.
Cedric blushed.
"Oh, no you will not, missy," said Sirius.
"And how, pray tell, are you going to stop me?" she asked.
Oliver, Aliza, Stacey and Cedric watched, amused.
Fred and George were whispering things to each other.
He opened his mouth to say something, but at that same moment, Fred had muttered something causing Cylia to be in baby clothes, in Sirius's lap with a bottle in her mouth.
"FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY, IF YOU TWO DEVIL SPAWNS FROM HELL DON'T GET OUT OF MY ROOM THIS SECOND, I SWEAR TO YOU I WILL RIP YOU UP AND FLUSH YOU DOWN MOANING MYRTLE'S TOILET!" screamed Cylia.
She threw the bottle at George, got up and swore loudly when she saw her clothes.
"Fred, George, RUN!" Cylia warned.
Fred and George yelped and ran out.
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Breakfast was havoc.
Fred and George had put a swamp in the Great Hall.
A firework hit Stacey, causing her to have to stay in the hospital wing for two weeks.
Cylia was going to be the DADA teacher.
Fred and George hexed the eggs, so every time a fork would make contact with them; they would go rotten.
Cylia was in the middle of teaching third years when Fred and George ran in and started hexing the bewildered Ravenclaws and Slytherins.
"NO! FRED! GEORGE! STOP IT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL WRITE YOUR MOTHER!" threatened Cylia.
Fred and George gaped at her.
Hermione, Molly Weasley and Cylia are now the only ones who can keep Fred and George Weasley in line.
Fred and George un-hexed the students and walked out, head down.
"Is everyone ok?" asked Cylia.
"What the bloody hell was that all about?" snarled Jessica Kites, a Slytherin.
"Five points for that use of foul language. And that, was the insanity of the Weasley twins," replied Cylia.
"YOU CAN'T TAKE POINTS OFF OF US! YOU'RE NOT EVEN A PROFESSOR!" cried Jessica.
"Actually, you're wrong. I'm not a full-time teacher here, but I am a substitute, which gives me the right to take points off. Oh, and Miss Kites," she added.
Jessica looked up.
"Detention. Six o'clock tonight with Professor Vector." Cylia finished.
Jessica looked at Cylia with the deepest loathing.
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"Tell me how my first class of the day gets messed up? Fred and George ran in and hexed the students, Kites already hates me and I'm just not a good teacher!" ranted Cylia.
Cedric rubbed her back soothingly.
"It'll get better," he said.
"Tell me what the heck I did to deserve you," she smiled.
He kissed her and mumbled against her lips, "Being you,"
They started kissing passionately when somebody had seized Cedrics' shoulders and pulled him away from Cylia.
"SIRIUS BLACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" demanded Cylia.
"I don't wanna see you two snogging!" said Sirius.
"Grow up," Stacey walked in holding hands with Oliver, followed by Ron and Hermione.
"Plus, I am a adult! So is Cedric! WE CAN HAVE SEX IF WE WANTED TO!" exclaimed Cylia.
Cedric blushed.
Unfortunately, at that moment, Fred and George had walked in.
"Sex, eh?" George nudged Cedric and Fred nudged Cylia.
"I AM OLDER THAN YOU! SO GET OUT!" screamed Cylia.
"You're only nine months older than us," said George.
"SO WHAT! I AM OLDER THAN ALL OF YOU! I FORBID ANY PREMARITAL SEX!" shouted Sirius.
"Like any of us would be having sex without being married," Oliver snorted.
"Hey, Olie, wanna go make love?" asked Stacey.
Harry walked in when she said that.
Harry paled.
As did Sirius.
"I AM JOKING!" laughed Stacey.
"You better be, little girl," muttered Sirius.
Everyone laughed.
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Dinner was very interesting.
"Can you pass me the chicken and ice cream, sweetie?" Aliza asked Sirius.
Sirius gave the chicken and some mint ice cream to her.
She dunked the chicken in the ice cream and ate it.
Everyone gaped it her.
"What?" she asked.
"That's disgusting," said Hermione.
"Icky," agreed Ginny.
"Eww, Mrs. Black, what are you eating?" Lavender walked up to them, holding a sweater she borrowed from Ginny.
"Eating dinner?" replied Aliza.
"Right," said Lavender.
Lavender handed the sweater to Ginny, said her goodnights to them and left.
Aliza put ketchup on her chocolate chip cookies and ate it.
"I've lost my appetite," said Harry, pushing his plate forward.
"Me too," said Hermione. (Remember in the CoS how Emma Watson said "me too," about being sick? Well, that's how she just said it,)
Aliza looked at the two sixteen year olds, concerned.
"Are you two ok?" she asked.
"Fine," said Harry.
"Splendid," said Hermione.
Aliza nodded.
Sirius just shook his head and continued eating.
"I'm going back to the common room. Coming, Harry?" Ginny stood up.
"Yeah," Harry stood up as well.
"I don't want to find a hickey on my sister's neck tomorrow, Potter," said Ron in a warning voice.
"We're only going to talk, Ron," said Ginny.
Ron eyed them suspiciously as they walked out hand in hand.
Hermione laughed.
"I'm heading back as well," said Hermione, standing up.
"Same here," said Ron, standing up, too.
"Night," they muttered.
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The next morning, Aliza didn't want to get out of bed, but Sirius was pulling on her legs.
"GET UP!" said Sirius.
"Go to hell, honey," she said sweetly.
"GET UP!" repeated Sirius.
Aliza finally got up and doubled over as she did so.
"What's wrong?" asked Sirius, concerned.
"Nothing, I'm fine." Aliza said.
"Right," said Sirius.
"I think I'm pregnant," said Aliza suddenly.
"What?" Sirius was dumbstruck.
"I think I'm pregnant," repeated Aliza.
"But....we've been using protection!" said Sirius.
"We forgot to use protection the second time," said Aliza.
Sirius blushed.
"Oh yea," he laughed nervously.
"There's a pregnancy test charm I know. It's going to take five minutes." Aliza said.
"So do it already," said Sirius, eager to know if he was going to be a dad.
Aliza nodded and went into the bathroom.
She pointed her wand at her stomach then muttered, "Pregnanio," and sat down, waiting for the results.
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"My brother is going to freak!" giggled Ginny as she started applying blue, red and purple eye shadow on her neck.
"I know! A fake hickey. He's going to kill me!" laughed Harry.
"DONE!" said Ginny.
Harry burst out laughing.
It looked just like a hickey.
"Let's go find my idiot brother," said Ginny.
Her and Harry walked downstairs and made gagging noises when they saw Hermione and Ron snogging.
Ron and Hermione jumped apart, blushing.
"Hi," squeaked Hermione.
"Hi," said Ginny, mimicking Hermiones' squeaking voice.
"What's that on your neck?" asked Hermione curiously.
Ginny thought of the most embarrassing moment.....when she and Michael kissed for the first time and she accidentally called him Harry.
She felt her face burn.
"A HICKEY!" roared Ron.
"What?" asked Harry and Ginny innocently.
"YOU-YOU-YOU......I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" yelled Ron.
Harry and Ginny burst out laughing.
"It's makeup," said Ginny, smearing the makeup.
Ron blushed.
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James looked at a picture of Lily and sighed.
"I miss you Lily," he said.
"Don't we all?" Albus sat down beside James.
"There's no way she's alive, is there?" asked James.
"James, you're wrong...She could be very well alive," said Albus seriously.
"It is time for me to tell you what really happened the night Harry received that scar upon his forehead," said Albus.
James looked at the older man, confused.
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Sirius waited five minutes until Aliza stepped out.
Her expression was blank.
Unreadable.
Her eyes were red and her face tearstained.
"Um... the test results came out---"
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DUN DUN DUN! Is she pregnant?
She could be carrying a dead baby.
She could be pregnant.
OR SHE COULDN'T BE PREGNANT ALL TOGETHER!
R/R!