Jade12: I guess I can't take a clue! Oh well! This fic is about Riku, Vegeta, and me. We get stuck in my school (no big for me) except we're about the size of a Polly pocket! And we're not the only ones! Anyway, we have to find my best Friend, Sakiya (Yes, I really know her and we go to the same school) in order to get back to our original size!
Riku: a bit of a mouth full wasn't it?
Jade12: Something like that! Where's Vegeta?
Riku: already in the fic! We're getting smaller later! Now do the disclaimer and all that crap so we can get started.
Jade12: okay! Okay! Disclaimer: Don't own anything. Except for the names of my teachers and some people I know! Just for identity protection! On with the fic! Narrated by Kuwimba! (Think that's how you spell it! ~ Blah ~- Kuwimba's narrating. (blah) - I do my own thing.

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~ Jade12 and Riku are on an island in Destiny Islands. ~

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Riku: how did you manage to come here again?
Jade12: Have no clue what so ever! Man you are so lucky to live here! My home is so boring! The only way I escape it is if I write my fics!
Riku: Shouldn't you be doing that now?
Jade12: um.... No! I'm on vacation right now! (lies down.) besides! I'm lazy remember?
Riku: how could I forget?
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~ All of a sudden, a very familiar duck comes. ~

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Donald: hello! I have a new spell! Want to see?
Jade12: Um no!
Riku: Sure Donald! Why not?
Donald: Okay! Here it goes! (does a little funky moves with his wizard's staff) MINIMIZE!!
Riku, jade12: WAIT! HOLD ON!
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~ before they know it, Riku and Jade12 are the size of a Polly pocket. Donald flees the scene laughing his head off and trying it on other people. Before anyone knows it Spongebob gets Mermaid Man's utility belt and helps Donald by shrinking everything in sight. ~

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Jade12: I'M GOING TO HAVE RAOSTED DUCK WHEN I GET BACK TO MY ORIGINAL SIZE!
Riku: Roasted duck? Not me! I'll have fried chicken!
Jade12: hm, Fried chicken doesn't sound bad except for that fact that it's the same size as the Empire State building to us!
Riku: I forgot about that! So what do we do now?
Jade12: We find Sakiya! She's in charge of all the Dragon Ball Z stuff and she'll no doubt have access to the Dragon Balls. Problem is, she's at my school by now!
Riku: Don't you have the power to get to other worlds?
Jade12: it might not work in this size! (sits down and thinks) I know! I'll find Vegeta and he can take me to Sakiya!
Riku: He has the power to go to other worlds? Since when and why don't I?
Jade12: No time to explain! Hold on! (takes Riku's hand and disappears)

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~ jade12 and Riku appear on a large ledge. Jade12 seems very surprised at who she sees across form her. ~
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Jade12: What are you doing here? AND IN MY SIZE!!!!!?????
Vegeta: Ahh! When did you get here? And when did you shrink?
Jade12: A certain someone stupidly let Donald try a new magic spell on us! Didn't you Riku?
Riku: oh you know he would've done it anyway!
Vegeta: The duck got you? Spongebob attacked me!
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~ Jade12 and Riku fall to the ground laughing. They continued laughing until someone tapped them on the shoulder. ~

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Jade12: (looks over her shoulder) AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! KURAMA! RUN!!!!!!
Riku, Vegeta: TOO MUCH GAYNESS!
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~ The three begin running away with Kurama close behind because he is getting chased too. Patrick is behind him chasing him yelling at the top of his lungs. ~

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Patrick: HEART ON STICK MUST DIE! (A/N I got that from Sakiya.)
Jade12: Oh! Patrick! Stop you guys! (grabs Riku and Vegeta's shirt collars and made them move to get out of Patrick and Kurama's way.) Now we follow them! I must see Heart on stick die!
Riku: What are you talking about?
Vegeta: I know! You're right! We have to see it! Too funny to miss!
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~ So once again the three are running after Patrick hoping desperately that he would soon catch Kurama since they were getting tired. On the way they passed by a very odd looking scene. They stop to watch. ~

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Jade12: (is reading a sign) 'See the one and only Yamchaham Lincoln give his world famous speech.'
Vegeta: Yamcha? What would be so great about him?
Riku: Press the button that says play!
Jade12: Okay! (presses button and the curtains are pulled back and you see Yamcha in some Abraham Lincoln clothes.)
Yamchaham: (clears throat and doesn't open his eyes) Four days and Seven hours ago, I had my balls chopped off by a crazed Blue haired female!
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~ as Yamcha finished he heard three voices laughing hysterically. He opens his eyes and looks to see Jade12, Riku and Vegeta on the floor laughing their heads off. He starts to cry and runs away like a girl. ~

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Vegeta: Too (laugh) Funny (laugh) to (laugh) not (laugh) Laugh!!!!!!
Jade12: I (laugh) know!
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jade12: Well, that wasn't bad! Hope you liked the funnies!
Riku: where did you get that Yamcha thing?
Vegeta: (is still rolling with laughter)
Jade12: Well it came from an anonymous somebody * cough* Keith * cough*. So tell me what you think! Read and review! No tomatoes! Now me and Riku have to find a way to make Vegeta stop laughing! Bye Bye!