Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even the roof over my head.

~*~*~*~*Magnus' song*~*~*~*~*

Hi Magnus

Hi Sarafan Lord

Do you wanna go in my prison ?

Sure Sarafan Lord

Come on in...

(chorus)

I'm a crazy vamp, in a crazy world

Dump me in water, it's no bother.

You can cut my hair, skin everywere.

Imolation, runs out if inspiration.

Comon Magnus, please don't eat us.

(chorus)

I'm a bold nympho vamp, the Sarafan Lord is a tramp,

Cut me up, it's alright, just feed me.

Watch me maul, rock'n'roll, feel the gore,

Scorche me here, skin me there, put a furnace on my reer.

You can leave, you can stay, I'll eat you unless you say "I'll give you more"

MEAT..

(chorus)

come on Magnus please don't eat us!

(4 times)

let me eat, let me sleep, just don't cut the cheese,

I don't care if you say "it was an accident no please".

Come on in, be my meal, and invite your friends,

Hit the gaurds, maul'em up, let's have a party

You can leave, you can stay, I'll eat you unless you say "I'll give you more"

You can leave, you can stay, I'll eat you unless you say "I'll give you more"

Comon Magnus, please don't eat us.

(4 times)

(2x chorus)

comon Magnus, please don't eat us.

(4 times)

aw, that hurt!

well Magnus, we're just getting started.

aw, I hate you Sarafan Lord.