Ravage: whoa, Chapter eight. Cool. Okay uh well, um, I'm baaaaaaack. Hehe.
Vegeta: oh brother. You are so... stupid doesn't even describe you!
Ravage: Hair cut! (smiles stupidly)
Vegeta: I rest my case!
Hotaru: good ravage. Now go on with the story and I'll give you a mountain Dew!
Ravage: MD!!!! Okay, uh * thoughts* /italics/ (A/N and effects) Koenma narrating. can I have that Live Wire?
Hotaru: sure. (gives Ravage Blue the Live Wire.) This is Chapter eight of "Anime Characters minimized by a Duck" titled: Happy world and ... Wind?
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~ Well, obviously no one is going to tell me what this "Happy World" is. But obviously it isn't a very good thing. Well, let's see just what is happening. ~
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Ravage: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE! (runs toward the hole)
Vegeta: Must... escape! (all of a sudden, hole closes)
Anime: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: Oro?! This can not be happening! We can't by stuck in (gulp) /Happy world/!
Ravage: Get used to it boys, cause we're here. At least Jerry and Betty haven't spotted us.
Three voices: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NO SOY CUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ravage: O.O who was that?
Inu, Sess: have no idea!
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~ all of a sudden, Kurama, Ravage Blue, and Cloud are tackled by three girls. One had short brown hair, wore baggy pants, black boots, and red T- shirt that said "I don't bite... hard." Another one was a girl with long brown hair in a ponytail, she had grey eyes, wore black pants, black calf high boots, same color tank top and had a sword on her left side. And the third girl had long blond hair, purple eyes, and wore a tight fitting outfit (which a certain Lupin 3rd loved). These three are Wind, Le, and Chonsa. A fellow author and her two minions. And they are obviously stuck in Happy World too.~
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Ravage: hullo Wind... WIND?! What are you doing here?
Wind: uh... My care bear I wrote about, back fired on me and sent me here. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN HERE!? (has Ravage by her shirt collar)
Le: we've been here for three whole minutes you idiot!
Wind: oh the horror! Three whole minutes! So much has happened in three whole minutes. Like Kuwabara burning credit due to knives. Okay that was a good thing but still, poor Knives is stuck here too. And- (sees Kurama) KURAMA! (tackles Kurama)
Ravage: -_-; oh I forget you had a thing for Kurama. Guys, this is Wind, another author and obviously stuck ...in... here? Wind why is your minion chasing my Kenshin?
Chonsa: COME BACK HERE! Let me worship you! Then sell your clothes on E- bay!
Kenshin: (is now making circles around Vegeta while still being chased by Chonsa.) Leave! Me! Alone!
Le: -_-; I'll take care of her! Hey! Chonsa! I think I see Legolas over there!
Chonsa: LEGOLAS?! WHERE!? (runs off in search of Legolas)
Kurama: Ack! Can't- breathe! (is being suffocated by Wind's hug)
Le: Why me?! (whacks Wind with Kenshin's sword sheath)
Wind: oh... the squirrel in my head says to have fun with sharp objects and matches are our friends. X_X
Vegeta: has someone actually beaten you to the breaking point?
Ravage: 'preciate you Vegeta! Really 'preciate you!
Inu: well, let's find a way out of here. (looks at ravage) you riding your thing over there? Or do I have to give you a lift?
Ravage: DON'T EVER CALL MY ATV A 'THING!' SIT BOY!!!!
Inu: X_X
Lupin: I'll put anyone who wants in my car. Especially those pretty Sailor Girls. They're more then welcome!
Ravage: HENTAI!!!! (whacks him but doesn't KO him) Vegeta's going to hold Jupiter and Saturn's riding with me. Riku, Vash, Kenshin, and Cloud will take you up on your offer though. Sesshomaru will take Sakiya and as soon as Inuyasha wakes up, he'll take Lycra here... LYCRA?!?!
Lycra: yes master?
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~ Lycra is Ravage Blue's one and only loyal servant. She has silver hair and purple eyes. And at the moment, she's wearing an outfit similar to Le's only in blue.~
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Ravage: -_- oh brother I guess Lycra will ride with Inuyasha. Speaking of whom.... INUYASHA! WAKE UP NOW!
Inuyasha: YAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (dog like whimper) sensitive... -_- I am never appreciated.
Ravage: (rolls eyes) just take Lycra. We're going to look for a way out of here.
Inu: why didn't you say so?! (grabs Lycra and puts her on his back.) Let's go.
Ravage: okay, let's figure out where wind and-!
Random voice: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!
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~ Next we see Legolas and Strider running from Chonsa. Hm, seems she really did find him.~
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Ravage: O.O Legolas?! Strider?! Le, can you KO Chonsa?
Le: there ain't no way I'm messing with her now that she's found one of her "guys."
Lycra: Do you wish me to take care of her, Master?
Ravage: no, no, you'll kill her without meaning to. And it's not my place to decide if Chonsa dies.
Legolas: WHO CARES?! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Aragorn: why am I running? She's not after me?
Chonsa: COME BACK! I WANT TO PUT YOU IN THESE PRETTY PINK BIKINIS! AND SELL THE PICTURES ON THE INTERNET!
Aragorn: Now I know why I'm running! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ravage: oh brother! ( grabs a misplaced Invisibility Cloak and tosses it over the two. They seem to disappear and Chonsa looks around trying to find them.)
Chonsa: where did they go?
Ravage: okay, go my little shapeshifters. Go work your magic! ( release little, moving, white clouds, which form into Strider and Legolas)
Fake Legolas: hey! We're over here!
Fake Strider: You can't catch us!
Chonsa: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST GET YOU! (chases the fakers away)
Ravage: okay, we have that problem solved. (pulls the ivisibility cloak off)
Legolas: oh hullo Ravage. Now... where the hell are we?
Everyone: O.O did you just... (dun dun dun!) Cuss?
Legolas: why yes, yes I did. Mind answering the question?
Inu, Sess: we're in the most evil place known to man, and demons, and Saiyans, and elves, and authors/authoresses, and-!
Wind, Ravage, Sakiya: hey! We're humans too.
Vegeta: oh you are? We just always believed you to be abnormal and some kind of unknown species.
All three authors: You should talk! Sakiya and Wind kick him and Ravage Blue is choking him.
Vegeta: Ack! Sorry! I-Give! I GIVE!
Le, Lycra, Cloud: (whack all three of them)
Cloud: they are very dangerous.
Le: you haven't seen Wind on her Mountain Dew days.
Lycra: same here. And is that Kyosuke from The Soul Taker? Shiro too?
Ravage: (wakes up) Kyosuke?! Where?! (sees Kyosuke) KYOSUKE! (Tackles him)
Kyosuke: uh, do I know you?
Shiro: if she's not a flicker then we have no business here!
Ravage: (throws invincible duct tape over his mouth) shut up I'm-always- chewing-on-some-wheat-looking-thing! (hugs Kyosuke tighter) where did you come from?
Kyosuke: uh.... We were looking for a flicker when we're suddenly here. Where are we?
Legolas: good luck in getting an answer for that question!
Ravage: we're in a very evil place called ... /happy world/. Oh uh do you want to get out of here?
Shiro: (mumble mumble mumble mumble)
Ravage: I translate: yes, we would love to get out of this heaven forbidden place. Okay, we'll get out of here since Mr.Wheaty is so eager to leave.
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~ oh, well, uh that's the end of the chapter. Seems that Ravage Blue has lost all ideas known to her.
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Ravage: hey! I still have some ideas! Stupid Koenma. Okay,. As you can tell, I put Wind in here. She wanted to be in here so I put her in here. So, hope I didn't screw her up. I really don't think I did. But if I did, Wind, just sendthe Carebear to my mailbox.
Sirius: I thought you were going to put us in here too?
Betterman: same here! Are we being neglected?!
Ravage: (hides behind Kyosuke) no no! I just didn't put you In here just yet! I'll put you in next chapter. I promise. DON'T HURT ME!
Betterman: if we aren't in the next chapter, I'll kill you myself!
Ravage: '~' oh no! I promise I'll put you in! okay, uh, now, no tomatoes, please review, and I don't care about flames. (whispering) and give me suggestions. I am kinda out of ideas. Don't tell Koenma though! Uh until next chapter (moves away from Betterman) BYE BYE!!!
Vegeta: oh brother. You are so... stupid doesn't even describe you!
Ravage: Hair cut! (smiles stupidly)
Vegeta: I rest my case!
Hotaru: good ravage. Now go on with the story and I'll give you a mountain Dew!
Ravage: MD!!!! Okay, uh * thoughts* /italics/ (A/N and effects) Koenma narrating. can I have that Live Wire?
Hotaru: sure. (gives Ravage Blue the Live Wire.) This is Chapter eight of "Anime Characters minimized by a Duck" titled: Happy world and ... Wind?
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~ Well, obviously no one is going to tell me what this "Happy World" is. But obviously it isn't a very good thing. Well, let's see just what is happening. ~
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Ravage: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE! (runs toward the hole)
Vegeta: Must... escape! (all of a sudden, hole closes)
Anime: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kenshin: Oro?! This can not be happening! We can't by stuck in (gulp) /Happy world/!
Ravage: Get used to it boys, cause we're here. At least Jerry and Betty haven't spotted us.
Three voices: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NO SOY CUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ravage: O.O who was that?
Inu, Sess: have no idea!
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~ all of a sudden, Kurama, Ravage Blue, and Cloud are tackled by three girls. One had short brown hair, wore baggy pants, black boots, and red T- shirt that said "I don't bite... hard." Another one was a girl with long brown hair in a ponytail, she had grey eyes, wore black pants, black calf high boots, same color tank top and had a sword on her left side. And the third girl had long blond hair, purple eyes, and wore a tight fitting outfit (which a certain Lupin 3rd loved). These three are Wind, Le, and Chonsa. A fellow author and her two minions. And they are obviously stuck in Happy World too.~
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Ravage: hullo Wind... WIND?! What are you doing here?
Wind: uh... My care bear I wrote about, back fired on me and sent me here. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WE'VE BEEN HERE!? (has Ravage by her shirt collar)
Le: we've been here for three whole minutes you idiot!
Wind: oh the horror! Three whole minutes! So much has happened in three whole minutes. Like Kuwabara burning credit due to knives. Okay that was a good thing but still, poor Knives is stuck here too. And- (sees Kurama) KURAMA! (tackles Kurama)
Ravage: -_-; oh I forget you had a thing for Kurama. Guys, this is Wind, another author and obviously stuck ...in... here? Wind why is your minion chasing my Kenshin?
Chonsa: COME BACK HERE! Let me worship you! Then sell your clothes on E- bay!
Kenshin: (is now making circles around Vegeta while still being chased by Chonsa.) Leave! Me! Alone!
Le: -_-; I'll take care of her! Hey! Chonsa! I think I see Legolas over there!
Chonsa: LEGOLAS?! WHERE!? (runs off in search of Legolas)
Kurama: Ack! Can't- breathe! (is being suffocated by Wind's hug)
Le: Why me?! (whacks Wind with Kenshin's sword sheath)
Wind: oh... the squirrel in my head says to have fun with sharp objects and matches are our friends. X_X
Vegeta: has someone actually beaten you to the breaking point?
Ravage: 'preciate you Vegeta! Really 'preciate you!
Inu: well, let's find a way out of here. (looks at ravage) you riding your thing over there? Or do I have to give you a lift?
Ravage: DON'T EVER CALL MY ATV A 'THING!' SIT BOY!!!!
Inu: X_X
Lupin: I'll put anyone who wants in my car. Especially those pretty Sailor Girls. They're more then welcome!
Ravage: HENTAI!!!! (whacks him but doesn't KO him) Vegeta's going to hold Jupiter and Saturn's riding with me. Riku, Vash, Kenshin, and Cloud will take you up on your offer though. Sesshomaru will take Sakiya and as soon as Inuyasha wakes up, he'll take Lycra here... LYCRA?!?!
Lycra: yes master?
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~ Lycra is Ravage Blue's one and only loyal servant. She has silver hair and purple eyes. And at the moment, she's wearing an outfit similar to Le's only in blue.~
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Ravage: -_- oh brother I guess Lycra will ride with Inuyasha. Speaking of whom.... INUYASHA! WAKE UP NOW!
Inuyasha: YAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (dog like whimper) sensitive... -_- I am never appreciated.
Ravage: (rolls eyes) just take Lycra. We're going to look for a way out of here.
Inu: why didn't you say so?! (grabs Lycra and puts her on his back.) Let's go.
Ravage: okay, let's figure out where wind and-!
Random voice: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!
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~ Next we see Legolas and Strider running from Chonsa. Hm, seems she really did find him.~
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Ravage: O.O Legolas?! Strider?! Le, can you KO Chonsa?
Le: there ain't no way I'm messing with her now that she's found one of her "guys."
Lycra: Do you wish me to take care of her, Master?
Ravage: no, no, you'll kill her without meaning to. And it's not my place to decide if Chonsa dies.
Legolas: WHO CARES?! GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Aragorn: why am I running? She's not after me?
Chonsa: COME BACK! I WANT TO PUT YOU IN THESE PRETTY PINK BIKINIS! AND SELL THE PICTURES ON THE INTERNET!
Aragorn: Now I know why I'm running! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ravage: oh brother! ( grabs a misplaced Invisibility Cloak and tosses it over the two. They seem to disappear and Chonsa looks around trying to find them.)
Chonsa: where did they go?
Ravage: okay, go my little shapeshifters. Go work your magic! ( release little, moving, white clouds, which form into Strider and Legolas)
Fake Legolas: hey! We're over here!
Fake Strider: You can't catch us!
Chonsa: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUST GET YOU! (chases the fakers away)
Ravage: okay, we have that problem solved. (pulls the ivisibility cloak off)
Legolas: oh hullo Ravage. Now... where the hell are we?
Everyone: O.O did you just... (dun dun dun!) Cuss?
Legolas: why yes, yes I did. Mind answering the question?
Inu, Sess: we're in the most evil place known to man, and demons, and Saiyans, and elves, and authors/authoresses, and-!
Wind, Ravage, Sakiya: hey! We're humans too.
Vegeta: oh you are? We just always believed you to be abnormal and some kind of unknown species.
All three authors: You should talk! Sakiya and Wind kick him and Ravage Blue is choking him.
Vegeta: Ack! Sorry! I-Give! I GIVE!
Le, Lycra, Cloud: (whack all three of them)
Cloud: they are very dangerous.
Le: you haven't seen Wind on her Mountain Dew days.
Lycra: same here. And is that Kyosuke from The Soul Taker? Shiro too?
Ravage: (wakes up) Kyosuke?! Where?! (sees Kyosuke) KYOSUKE! (Tackles him)
Kyosuke: uh, do I know you?
Shiro: if she's not a flicker then we have no business here!
Ravage: (throws invincible duct tape over his mouth) shut up I'm-always- chewing-on-some-wheat-looking-thing! (hugs Kyosuke tighter) where did you come from?
Kyosuke: uh.... We were looking for a flicker when we're suddenly here. Where are we?
Legolas: good luck in getting an answer for that question!
Ravage: we're in a very evil place called ... /happy world/. Oh uh do you want to get out of here?
Shiro: (mumble mumble mumble mumble)
Ravage: I translate: yes, we would love to get out of this heaven forbidden place. Okay, we'll get out of here since Mr.Wheaty is so eager to leave.
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~ oh, well, uh that's the end of the chapter. Seems that Ravage Blue has lost all ideas known to her.
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Ravage: hey! I still have some ideas! Stupid Koenma. Okay,. As you can tell, I put Wind in here. She wanted to be in here so I put her in here. So, hope I didn't screw her up. I really don't think I did. But if I did, Wind, just sendthe Carebear to my mailbox.
Sirius: I thought you were going to put us in here too?
Betterman: same here! Are we being neglected?!
Ravage: (hides behind Kyosuke) no no! I just didn't put you In here just yet! I'll put you in next chapter. I promise. DON'T HURT ME!
Betterman: if we aren't in the next chapter, I'll kill you myself!
Ravage: '~' oh no! I promise I'll put you in! okay, uh, now, no tomatoes, please review, and I don't care about flames. (whispering) and give me suggestions. I am kinda out of ideas. Don't tell Koenma though! Uh until next chapter (moves away from Betterman) BYE BYE!!!