Lycra: Master? Master?
Vegeta: (is reading a comic) what are you looking for?
Lycra: My master. Its time for her to get this ninth chapter done. Then it is three more to go.
Hotaru: I think she is staying home. Her mother and stepfather are getting a divorce.
Riku: yeah, she said to just continue with out her for awhile. She told me herself before she left.
Lycra: WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU AND NOT ME!? I AM HER ONLY LOYAL SERVANT!!!
Riku: I threatened to drink all her vanilla cokes.
Kai: oh, good one. Hotaru, since you usually do it if ravage is occupied, you do all the junk.
Hotaru: I don't want to.
Lycra: No good story buddies. I will do it. this is chapter nine: "Jaken and Chuck E. Cheese." /italics/ * thoughts* (a/n and effects) ~ Koenma narrating Disclaimer: We own nothing, my master owns nothing except me. ON WITH THE STORY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Everyone: The MD's are finally taking effect on her.
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~ hm, something must really be wrong with ravage. Oh yeah, on with the story as Lycra said. Last time, they met up with Kyosuke and Shiro from the soul taker, Wind and her minions, and Legolas and Strider from LOTR. ~
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Sess: can we please leave. It is getting pinker and pinker by the minute in here.
Jaken: (in Chinese voice) MASTER SESSHOMARU!
Sess: KILL IT! DIE YOU STUPID TOAD! (grabs Jaken and throws him in a blender and blenderizes him.)
Ravage, Sakiya: Great, why did you do that? You have nothing to do with it.
Wind: MARSHMALLOWS! I love marshmallows!
Le: shut up you damn idiot!
Wind: do you want to be thrown into the play pit?! (is whacked by Le)
Le: do not threaten me Wind!
Lycra: Master, might I suggest you ride with Kyosuke and I will drive your ATV?
Ravage: oh sure! (hugs Kyosuke) I like that plan a lot!
Kyosuke: (-_-?)
Le: well, what are we going to do about me and wind?
Lycra: I do not know.
Ravage: um... Legolas and Strider are problems too. Does anyone have ideas?
Jerry, Betty: How about some nice, healthy, nutritional soy cubes?
Everyone: SHIT! THE BABYSITTERS FROM HELL ARE HERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY HAVE SOYCUBES! (all run away. For some reason Shiro, Legolas, Strider, le, and Wind have the energy to run very fast. Almost as fast as Sess and Inu.)
Kyosuke: they are evil. Very evil. I can sense it and that is pretty bad!
Ravage: I know. I can't sense evil things or anything for that matter except them!
Le: What are you? Some kind of demonic bat?!
Kyosuke: No, I am a mutant. Long story so do not ask.
Le: okay, but WE NEED TO SPEED UP PEOPLE! THEY ARE GAINING!
Vegeta: You don't say? (is whacked by Jupiter who was told to do so by Le.) Ow.
Vash: Are they really that evil? (everyone nods) Can I shoot them? (everyone nods) Okay!
Jerry, Betty: Now now! Guns are not safe! They could poke your eye out or give you nose bleeds!
Everyone: ???
Vash: NO! MY GUN! ( gun is now a small pink plush toy, which squeaks if you squeeze the handle of it. Vash dropped it since the evil pinkness was burning through to his hands.) HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO MY GUN?!
Ravage: aw poor Vash.
Sakiya: yeah, poor other me!
Koenma: Okay people! Back to the story! Come on! You are still being chased!
Everyone: oh yeah! Sorry almighty Narrator, Koenma!
Legolas: um, well what shall we do now?
Riku: oh! I have an idea! (Gets out his Keyblade.) STOPGA! (Jerry and Betty are frozen.) heh heh! I got smart! YAY!
Everyone: (is playing go fish now that they have no more jerry and Betty problems for the moment.)
Inu: Anyone have any sevens?
Sess: damn! (gives Inuyasha some sevens) we should be doing this some where else and be planning a way to get out of here.
Ravage: I guess. Sess, got any queens?
Sess: Damn!
Vash, Lupin: we really want to get out of here though!
Sakiya: we need new characters. Go get them Cloud.
Cloud: not your fic so I do not have to do anything! (is whacked by Sakiya) Ow... okay! I'm gone! (leaves to find new people.)
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~ okay, it is a full three hours of thinking of ways to get out of Happy World before Cloud comes back with five people. Lamia, Keita, and Hinoki from Betterman, and Sirius Black and Severus Snape from Harry Potter.~
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Kurama: I think that there is some underground chamber right where the padded room which we play hopscotch is.
Cloud: I'm back!
Kenshin: but there's also a chamber behind the Whack mole thing.
Cloud: hello! I make my return!!
Le: but if we are not careful, we end up watching ten hours of a documentary on Moles.
Cloud: I AM BACK! IS ANY ONE LISTENING TO ME?!
Lycra: master, do you hear anything?
Ravage: Nope.
Cloud: HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU DAMN IDIOTS! (WHACK!) ow...
Strider: okay, nuisance gone. Do we split up?
Sirius: um, hi?
Ravage: SIRIUS!!!!!!! (tackles him the same way she did Kyosuke.) You are here! Why?!
Sirius: Snivellus here tried to poison me! I threw it at the wall and some weird portal thingy appeared and sucked us up in here. Where are we?
Sess: trust us. You do not want to know!
Chuck E.: hi Boys and Girls! Time for Whack-a-mole!
Wind: OH NO! THE OVER GROWN RAT KNOW AS CHUCK E. CHEESE IS A SECRET AGENT FOR HAPPY WORLD! HE HAS A LICENSE TO-! (is whacked again by Le.)
Le: yes we know. He has a license to kill!
Wind: No, I was going to say he has a licnese to Spill.
Ravage: like on Tiny Toons?
Wind: yep! (begins singing tiny Toons theme song. is once again whacked by Le though.)
Ravage: oh, but I like the song!
Le: CONCENTRATE! You have been hanging out too much with Wind.
Ravage: (is dividing what countries go to whom when Wind takes over the World.) Can I have Japan too?
Wind: But you already have Australia and Jamaica. And we both own America! I want Japan!
Ravage: can we both own it?
Le, Lycra: -_-; they are hopeless!
Chonsa: LEGOLAS! KURAMA! KENSHIN! VASH! INUYASHA! MY PRETTIES!
L, K, K, V, I: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hide behind Ravage and Wind) help us!
Lycra: I'll KO her! (takes Kenshin's reversed Blade sword and whacked Chonsa on the head with it causing a KO.)
Sakiya: Um, Ravage, usually its me doing all the blond stuff so could you get back to your semi-normal self?
Ravage: NO! That fate or Germany and all of it's German Chocolate need me! I must make peace treaty with Wind.
Sakiya: German chocolate? I WANT SOME! I WANT GERMANY!
Everyone: -_-; Authors! Who understands them?!
Chuck E.: (is tired of being ignored.) okay, um, can I throw you into the game room of Doom-
Ravage, Sakiya: You're a poet and didn't even know it!
Chuck E.: - uh okay- and get my job over with?
Everyone: ....... uh... NO! RUN!!!!!!
Chuck E.: oh my! I'm forced to use drastic measures! Come my army of Pikachus! Come my Army of Evil Patricks! (army of Pikachus and Evil Patricks come to his side.)
AoEP (Army of Evil Patricks): HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!
AoP (Army of Pikachus): PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH (breath) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH (breath) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breath) HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: meep!
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~ dang. Everyone can yell! And what the heck was with the Meep, Vegeta?!
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Vegeta: I do not know. I was having a blonde moment.
Lycra: you are not Blonde.
Hotaru: the Super Saiyan thing went against him.
Riku: yep! He is a real Blonde!
Kai: uh, well, there is chapter nine. And-! (some one comes through the door)
Ravage: um, hi?
Lycra: MASTER! (Tackles Ravage.)
Vegeta: well, are they divorced yet?
Ravage: Nope! But it is coming! I am going to be so glad! I do not like my Stepfather. Uh, did I miss the story?
Kenshin, Inu: (both playing ATV Offroad Fury 2) yep!
Ravage: oh, was it good to you all?
Kai: it was fairly descent.
Ravage: oh well, that does sound kinda promising. Well, this is chapter nine. I am ending it with twelve chapters. So three more to come. Then maybe sequel time! I do not know. I am going to think about it. well uh, hope you all liked! R&R, no tomatoes, Flames excepted, and uh, suggestions again. I really don't know what happened and you all better hope that my internet does not go out the door! If they get a divorce, there is a chance that we might cut back on a lot and the internet is one of them. So just pray we do not lose it. BYE BYE! UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Vegeta: (is reading a comic) what are you looking for?
Lycra: My master. Its time for her to get this ninth chapter done. Then it is three more to go.
Hotaru: I think she is staying home. Her mother and stepfather are getting a divorce.
Riku: yeah, she said to just continue with out her for awhile. She told me herself before she left.
Lycra: WHY WOULD SHE TELL YOU AND NOT ME!? I AM HER ONLY LOYAL SERVANT!!!
Riku: I threatened to drink all her vanilla cokes.
Kai: oh, good one. Hotaru, since you usually do it if ravage is occupied, you do all the junk.
Hotaru: I don't want to.
Lycra: No good story buddies. I will do it. this is chapter nine: "Jaken and Chuck E. Cheese." /italics/ * thoughts* (a/n and effects) ~ Koenma narrating Disclaimer: We own nothing, my master owns nothing except me. ON WITH THE STORY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!
Everyone: The MD's are finally taking effect on her.
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~ hm, something must really be wrong with ravage. Oh yeah, on with the story as Lycra said. Last time, they met up with Kyosuke and Shiro from the soul taker, Wind and her minions, and Legolas and Strider from LOTR. ~
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Sess: can we please leave. It is getting pinker and pinker by the minute in here.
Jaken: (in Chinese voice) MASTER SESSHOMARU!
Sess: KILL IT! DIE YOU STUPID TOAD! (grabs Jaken and throws him in a blender and blenderizes him.)
Ravage, Sakiya: Great, why did you do that? You have nothing to do with it.
Wind: MARSHMALLOWS! I love marshmallows!
Le: shut up you damn idiot!
Wind: do you want to be thrown into the play pit?! (is whacked by Le)
Le: do not threaten me Wind!
Lycra: Master, might I suggest you ride with Kyosuke and I will drive your ATV?
Ravage: oh sure! (hugs Kyosuke) I like that plan a lot!
Kyosuke: (-_-?)
Le: well, what are we going to do about me and wind?
Lycra: I do not know.
Ravage: um... Legolas and Strider are problems too. Does anyone have ideas?
Jerry, Betty: How about some nice, healthy, nutritional soy cubes?
Everyone: SHIT! THE BABYSITTERS FROM HELL ARE HERE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY HAVE SOYCUBES! (all run away. For some reason Shiro, Legolas, Strider, le, and Wind have the energy to run very fast. Almost as fast as Sess and Inu.)
Kyosuke: they are evil. Very evil. I can sense it and that is pretty bad!
Ravage: I know. I can't sense evil things or anything for that matter except them!
Le: What are you? Some kind of demonic bat?!
Kyosuke: No, I am a mutant. Long story so do not ask.
Le: okay, but WE NEED TO SPEED UP PEOPLE! THEY ARE GAINING!
Vegeta: You don't say? (is whacked by Jupiter who was told to do so by Le.) Ow.
Vash: Are they really that evil? (everyone nods) Can I shoot them? (everyone nods) Okay!
Jerry, Betty: Now now! Guns are not safe! They could poke your eye out or give you nose bleeds!
Everyone: ???
Vash: NO! MY GUN! ( gun is now a small pink plush toy, which squeaks if you squeeze the handle of it. Vash dropped it since the evil pinkness was burning through to his hands.) HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO MY GUN?!
Ravage: aw poor Vash.
Sakiya: yeah, poor other me!
Koenma: Okay people! Back to the story! Come on! You are still being chased!
Everyone: oh yeah! Sorry almighty Narrator, Koenma!
Legolas: um, well what shall we do now?
Riku: oh! I have an idea! (Gets out his Keyblade.) STOPGA! (Jerry and Betty are frozen.) heh heh! I got smart! YAY!
Everyone: (is playing go fish now that they have no more jerry and Betty problems for the moment.)
Inu: Anyone have any sevens?
Sess: damn! (gives Inuyasha some sevens) we should be doing this some where else and be planning a way to get out of here.
Ravage: I guess. Sess, got any queens?
Sess: Damn!
Vash, Lupin: we really want to get out of here though!
Sakiya: we need new characters. Go get them Cloud.
Cloud: not your fic so I do not have to do anything! (is whacked by Sakiya) Ow... okay! I'm gone! (leaves to find new people.)
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~ okay, it is a full three hours of thinking of ways to get out of Happy World before Cloud comes back with five people. Lamia, Keita, and Hinoki from Betterman, and Sirius Black and Severus Snape from Harry Potter.~
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Kurama: I think that there is some underground chamber right where the padded room which we play hopscotch is.
Cloud: I'm back!
Kenshin: but there's also a chamber behind the Whack mole thing.
Cloud: hello! I make my return!!
Le: but if we are not careful, we end up watching ten hours of a documentary on Moles.
Cloud: I AM BACK! IS ANY ONE LISTENING TO ME?!
Lycra: master, do you hear anything?
Ravage: Nope.
Cloud: HEY! PAY ATTENTION TO ME YOU DAMN IDIOTS! (WHACK!) ow...
Strider: okay, nuisance gone. Do we split up?
Sirius: um, hi?
Ravage: SIRIUS!!!!!!! (tackles him the same way she did Kyosuke.) You are here! Why?!
Sirius: Snivellus here tried to poison me! I threw it at the wall and some weird portal thingy appeared and sucked us up in here. Where are we?
Sess: trust us. You do not want to know!
Chuck E.: hi Boys and Girls! Time for Whack-a-mole!
Wind: OH NO! THE OVER GROWN RAT KNOW AS CHUCK E. CHEESE IS A SECRET AGENT FOR HAPPY WORLD! HE HAS A LICENSE TO-! (is whacked again by Le.)
Le: yes we know. He has a license to kill!
Wind: No, I was going to say he has a licnese to Spill.
Ravage: like on Tiny Toons?
Wind: yep! (begins singing tiny Toons theme song. is once again whacked by Le though.)
Ravage: oh, but I like the song!
Le: CONCENTRATE! You have been hanging out too much with Wind.
Ravage: (is dividing what countries go to whom when Wind takes over the World.) Can I have Japan too?
Wind: But you already have Australia and Jamaica. And we both own America! I want Japan!
Ravage: can we both own it?
Le, Lycra: -_-; they are hopeless!
Chonsa: LEGOLAS! KURAMA! KENSHIN! VASH! INUYASHA! MY PRETTIES!
L, K, K, V, I: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hide behind Ravage and Wind) help us!
Lycra: I'll KO her! (takes Kenshin's reversed Blade sword and whacked Chonsa on the head with it causing a KO.)
Sakiya: Um, Ravage, usually its me doing all the blond stuff so could you get back to your semi-normal self?
Ravage: NO! That fate or Germany and all of it's German Chocolate need me! I must make peace treaty with Wind.
Sakiya: German chocolate? I WANT SOME! I WANT GERMANY!
Everyone: -_-; Authors! Who understands them?!
Chuck E.: (is tired of being ignored.) okay, um, can I throw you into the game room of Doom-
Ravage, Sakiya: You're a poet and didn't even know it!
Chuck E.: - uh okay- and get my job over with?
Everyone: ....... uh... NO! RUN!!!!!!
Chuck E.: oh my! I'm forced to use drastic measures! Come my army of Pikachus! Come my Army of Evil Patricks! (army of Pikachus and Evil Patricks come to his side.)
AoEP (Army of Evil Patricks): HEART ON STICK MUST DIE!
AoP (Army of Pikachus): PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH (breath) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH (breath) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (breath) HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: meep!
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~ dang. Everyone can yell! And what the heck was with the Meep, Vegeta?!
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Vegeta: I do not know. I was having a blonde moment.
Lycra: you are not Blonde.
Hotaru: the Super Saiyan thing went against him.
Riku: yep! He is a real Blonde!
Kai: uh, well, there is chapter nine. And-! (some one comes through the door)
Ravage: um, hi?
Lycra: MASTER! (Tackles Ravage.)
Vegeta: well, are they divorced yet?
Ravage: Nope! But it is coming! I am going to be so glad! I do not like my Stepfather. Uh, did I miss the story?
Kenshin, Inu: (both playing ATV Offroad Fury 2) yep!
Ravage: oh, was it good to you all?
Kai: it was fairly descent.
Ravage: oh well, that does sound kinda promising. Well, this is chapter nine. I am ending it with twelve chapters. So three more to come. Then maybe sequel time! I do not know. I am going to think about it. well uh, hope you all liked! R&R, no tomatoes, Flames excepted, and uh, suggestions again. I really don't know what happened and you all better hope that my internet does not go out the door! If they get a divorce, there is a chance that we might cut back on a lot and the internet is one of them. So just pray we do not lose it. BYE BYE! UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER!