15 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 15 We see a middle aged woman. TIMMY (O.S.): And this is Wanda. JORGEN: How do you do? AHPIRODITE: Hello. TIMMY: Tixie, will you go and check that dinner will be ready as soon as all the guests have arrived? Tixie nods. Wanda stares disapprovingly at Tixie's exposed cleavage. Tixie exits the library. The doorbell rings.
16 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT DOOR -- 16 It is now raining quite hard. A man is standing at the door, much like Col. Jorgen was. The dogs, of course, are growling. Timmy opens the door. MAN Is this the right address to meet Vicky? TIMMY: Oh, you must be Cosmo. COSMOS: Yes . . . TIMMY: (to dogs) Sit! Como frantically sits on a bench by the door. TIMMY: No. Not you, sir. Cosmo sheepishly gets up and enters the house.
17 -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17 WOMAN: It should be just off there.
17a -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17a
17b -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17b MAN: That must be it.
17c -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17c Lightning crashes, illuminating the house.
17d -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17d WOMAN: Why is the car stopped? MAN: It's frightened.
17e -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT GATE -- 17e The car is started again and it rolls up the driveway.
18 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 18 Lightning crashes, making Cosmo gulp.
19 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT--DRIVEWAY -- 19 The man and woman exit their car and run for the front door. The man shields the woman from the now heavy rain. MAN: What a godforsaken place! He squeezes one of the woman's buttocks. She shakes his hand off, looking disgusted. The door opens, revealing Timmy. TIMMY: Chip! And Comos. I didn't realize you were acquainted. COSMOS: (glancing at Chip) We weren't. They enter.
20 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 20 The doors open to reveal Chip and Cosmos. TIMMY: May I present Chip . . . and Lady Cosmos. Nods all around. Chip and Cosmos receive wine glasses from Tixie, whom Chip eyes. Chip clinks glasses with Cosmos, who looks annoyed. TIMMY: Of course, since you've each been addressed by a pseudonym, you'll have realized that nobody here is being addressed by their real name. The guests glance around suspiciously.
21 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 21 Mrs. Ho bangs a bong once, fiercely.
22 -- INT. LIBRARY -- 22 The gong is heard a second time. Cosmo. jumps at the sound, dumping his champagne on Wanda. TIMMY: (calmly, as always) Ah. Dinner. COSMO: (hands Wanda his glass, starts to mop her up as she clucks) I'm sorry . . . I'm a little accident-prone . . .
23 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 23 The guests cross to the Dining Room.
16 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT DOOR -- 16 It is now raining quite hard. A man is standing at the door, much like Col. Jorgen was. The dogs, of course, are growling. Timmy opens the door. MAN Is this the right address to meet Vicky? TIMMY: Oh, you must be Cosmo. COSMOS: Yes . . . TIMMY: (to dogs) Sit! Como frantically sits on a bench by the door. TIMMY: No. Not you, sir. Cosmo sheepishly gets up and enters the house.
17 -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17 WOMAN: It should be just off there.
17a -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17a
17b -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17b MAN: That must be it.
17c -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--VIEW FROM FRONT GATE -- 17c Lightning crashes, illuminating the house.
17d -- INT. MAN'S CAR -- 17d WOMAN: Why is the car stopped? MAN: It's frightened.
17e -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT GATE -- 17e The car is started again and it rolls up the driveway.
18 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 18 Lightning crashes, making Cosmo gulp.
19 -- EXT. HILL HOUSE--FRONT--DRIVEWAY -- 19 The man and woman exit their car and run for the front door. The man shields the woman from the now heavy rain. MAN: What a godforsaken place! He squeezes one of the woman's buttocks. She shakes his hand off, looking disgusted. The door opens, revealing Timmy. TIMMY: Chip! And Comos. I didn't realize you were acquainted. COSMOS: (glancing at Chip) We weren't. They enter.
20 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--LIBRARY -- 20 The doors open to reveal Chip and Cosmos. TIMMY: May I present Chip . . . and Lady Cosmos. Nods all around. Chip and Cosmos receive wine glasses from Tixie, whom Chip eyes. Chip clinks glasses with Cosmos, who looks annoyed. TIMMY: Of course, since you've each been addressed by a pseudonym, you'll have realized that nobody here is being addressed by their real name. The guests glance around suspiciously.
21 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 21 Mrs. Ho bangs a bong once, fiercely.
22 -- INT. LIBRARY -- 22 The gong is heard a second time. Cosmo. jumps at the sound, dumping his champagne on Wanda. TIMMY: (calmly, as always) Ah. Dinner. COSMO: (hands Wanda his glass, starts to mop her up as she clucks) I'm sorry . . . I'm a little accident-prone . . .
23 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--THE HALL -- 23 The guests cross to the Dining Room.