Jackie sat on the plan writing out a list of things for the wedding. Hyde sat next to her staring out the window.
"Baby? What's a better color periwinkle or pink?" Jackie said looking up at Hyde.
"Um…" Hyde had no clue which color was better. Why was Jackie asking him? "I don't know… periwinkle?"
"Hmm… Yeah…" Jackie said scribbling something down on the paper.
"I thought we weren't going to worry about details till we got to Wisconsin… more so the Foreman house." Hyde said putting his arm around Jackie.
"I know, but, it's going to be hectic with you know, Eric and Red fighting. And seeing Michael, Fez, and Laurie. God we haven't seen them in years." Jackie put her head on Hyde's shoulder.
"We saw Fez, Laurie, and the kids four months ago." Hyde said, slightly confused.
"I meant Michael. He never really got over us getting back together."
"I hadn't noticed." Hyde said roughly.
"It's not like you valued you the car that much." Jackie said. Her only reply was a grunt.
*
"Eric… please, please leave the damn room." Donna begged from the bed of the hotel they were staying at.
"No Donna. I'm still trying to figure out how you convinced me to come here. I'm not leaving this room." Eric came out of the bath room in his jeans and T-shirt and sat in one of the hotel chairs.
Donna got up and straddled Eric as he sat on the chair. He looked at her with his eyebrows raised. Donna only leaned in to him and kissed him passionately. She began to unbutton his shirt. As they pulled away to breathe, Eric smiled.
"Oh, that's how you did it." He went to kiss her again, but Donna smirked and got off the chair.
"So…" She sat on the hotel bed and smiled. "We're going to your parents'?"
Eric smiled back and got up. He went over and kissed Donna passionately and then made his way back to the bathroom.
"No." And he locked the door.
Donna looked after him and fell into the bed, she let out a groan.
*
"Oh my god! Look at you two!" Kitty gushed as she hugged Hyde and Jackie.
"I'm glad you want to help with the plans." Jackie smiled, hugging Kitty back.
"Not financial, emotionally." Red grunted from the kitchen table. The familiar newspaper covering his face.
"Love you too Red." Hyde smirked, sarcastically.
"Uh huh." Red said, behind his familiar paper.
"Oh, he's just being a little old mean grinch." Kitty laughed her signature laugh. "I would love to help! Any way I can!"
"Good to know." Hyde said pouring himself some coffee.
"Is Eric—?" Jackie began, but Red cleared his throat as Kitty shook her head, she then laughed.
"Donna and… her…" Kitty looked at the newspaper covered Red. "Donna and… well obviously, you know who, are coming over for dinner."
"He's coming here!" Red put down his paper and looked at his wife.
"Yes! I haven't seen my baby boy in two freakin' years Red! I want to see my baby boy!" Kitty said, in her scary tone. Jackie and Hyde had both backed into the corner between the counter and the fridge as Red contemplated fighting with his wife or giving in, still at the kitchen table.
"Kitty… no." Red said, and lifted his newspaper up.
"Yes!" Kitty said, in her tone.
"No." Red said calmly.
"Well he's coming. And that's FINAL!" Kitty screamed and then marched out of the kitchen.
"Um… well…" Hyde stuttered taking Jackie's hand, ready to run for it.
"And you two want to get married?" Red said throwing down his paper and walking towards the slider. He opened the door, went out, and then slid the door back, hard.
"Oh god, my wedding is gonna turn out like Donna's and Eric's!"
"Don't jinx it!" Hyde said, looking between the slider and the living room door.
*
Donna paced around the hotel room in a dark, forest green dress. She looked at the bathroom door ever few minutes.
"Eric! Your mother is expecting us in twenty minutes." Donna said, raising her voice so he would hear her.
All of a sudden the water from the shower came on and an off tone "Take my breath away" came from the bathroom.
"Oh god, he's singing…" Donna mumbled to herself. "ERIC!" She screamed.
"TAKE MY BREATH AWAY!" Came the off tone reply.
"Oh Jesus!" Donna said sitting on the bed once again, putting her face in her hands.
*
"So, Donna, how is my baby boy?" Kitty asked taking a bite from the lasagna.
"Oh, he's good. He was singing when I left." Donna smiled, and then looked down at her plate.
Jackie and Hyde had yet to dare to talk. Red was staring at Kitty intensely. The tension had filled the room to the breaking point.
"Um… so the plans?" Donna said, looking across from her at Jackie.
"Yeah, I figured that tomorrow you, I, and Mrs. Foreman would hang out by the spa in my hotel, and we'd begin the discussion."
"Sounds great!" Kitty laughed.
"And the boys are going to hang out." Jackie added, looking at Red.
"Have fun Hyde."
"Red," Kitty said in an eerily calm voice. "You are going to make peace with your son. He waited till after college. Didn't ask a freakin' dime of us to pay for the damn thing. It was a lovely wedding." Kitty smiled at Donna then looked at Red. "Apologize for losing the ring, toppling the cake, breaking the DJ booth, tearing the bride's maid's dress, ruining the first dance—"
"I didn't do that much damage!" The entire table stared at him.
"Yes you did!" Replied four voices.
"I was a little clumsy."
"Clumsy is an understatement." Jackie comment.
"You were a disaster!" Hyde jumped in.
"I have never seen anyone create so many of their own "signs" to stop a wedding." Donna concluded.
Red stared at the four occupants of the table and got up. "Fine I'll visit the dumbass. But I'm not going to like it!"
"No one said you had to like it!" Kitty laughed as Red made his way out of the dining room. "Who wants pie?"
Jackie, Hyde, and Donna looked at each other and then back at Kitty.