33 -- INT. GROUND FLOOR--KITCHEN -- 33 They all get stuck in the door, except for Cosmo. He steps down into the kitchen and looks around. COSMO: Well. She's not here. The door to the freezer starts to open. Cosmos screams. The cook's body tumbles out into Cosmo's arms. She now has the dagger sticking out of her back. Mrs. Ho was not (and is not) a light woman. He is having difficulty holding her. COSMO: I didn't do it!! (pause) Somebody help me, please? (nobody moves) Somebody help me, PLEASE? Several guests go to help. Ahpirodite reaches for the knife. JORGEN: Don't touch it. That's evidence. Ahpirodite Not for us. We have to find out who did this. We can't take fingerprints! JORGEN: (to Timmy) I think you'd better explain yourself, Timmy. TIMMY: Me? Why me? COSMO: Who would want to kill the cook? COSMOS: Dinner wasn't that bad. JORGEN: How can you make jokes at a time like this? COSMOS: It's my defense mechanism. JORGEN: Some defense. If I was the killer, I would kill you next. (Several guests look shocked) COSMOS: Oh? (Uncomfortable silence) JORGEN: I said "if." "If"! (pause) Hey, come on. There is only one admitted killer here, and it is certainly not me, it is her! He points at Ahpirodite. AHPIRODITE: I've admitted nothing. JORGEN: Well, you paid the blackmail. How many husbands have you had? AHPIIRPDITE: Mine or other women's? JORGEN: Yours. AHPIRODITE: Five. JORGEN: Five. AHPIRODITE: Yes, just the five. Husbands should be like Kleenex. Soft, strong, and disposable. MUSTARD You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies! AHPIRODITE: Flies are where men are most vulnerable. JORGEN: Right! (Again, he realizes what he just said) JORGEN: Well, if it wasn't you, then who was it? Who had the dagger, anyway? It was you, Wanda, wasn't it? WANDA: Yes, but I put it down. CHIP: Where? WANDA: In the study. CHIP: When? WANDA: I don't know! Before I fainted, after I fainted, I don't know! But any of you could have picked it up. TIMMY: Hmm. Look. I suggest we take the cook's body into the study. JORGEN: Why? TIMMY: I'm the butler. I like to keep the kitchen tidy.