Jackie was leaning against of the pool looking up at Kitty who was sitting at a table. Donna was lying out not to far from the other two. Jackie swam a bit more, and then climbed out of the pool. She then wrapped her long, huge towel, around her small body and sat opposite of Kitty. Donna seeing her friend get out of the water got up and joined them.
"Would you ladies like anything to drink?" A cute waiter came by.
"Yes, I'll have a strawberry twister." Jackie said.
"Um… Pina Coloda." Donna smiled.
"White wine spritzer, with a twist of lemon, and mix in a lil bit of tangerine juice. Yum!" Kitty said as Jackie, Donna, and the waiter looked at her oddly.
"Um, sure." The waiter said, walking over to the bar.
"I'll pay you back." Donna said, leaning back in her chair.
"You don't have too. The drinks are complimentary. It's part of the perks of being an ex-model." Jackie smiled broadly.
"You were only a model for two years. How the hell did you become so famous?" Donna teased.
"Hey the public knows what it likes. And let's not insult the job; it's paying for half the wedding." Jackie smiled.
"At least they kept you on. It must have been great to have a job all lined up for after college." Kitty laughed her laugh.
"Here you go ladies." The waiter came back and handed out the drinks.
"Thanks!" Jackie said giving him a five as a tip. The waiter smiled broadly, and bowed low to the girls. He then walked off, trying his darnest not to begin skipping.
"I was thinking the colors would be lilac and periwinkle." Jackie said, upon taking a sip of her drink.
"Oh those sound so precious!" Kitty smiled.
"Bride's maid dresses?" Donna piped in.
"I found this gorgeous shop around my apartment. I bought two dresses, I had to borrow them. I want to get your opinions." Jackie smiled.
"Did you and Hyde decide what church?" Kitty asked.
"It's between St. Baptist in New York, and St. Peters here, or well, Point Place." Jackie said.
"St. Baptist is so beautiful!" Donna smiled. "Don't get married in our church."
"There is nothing wrong with St. Peters." Kitty said, laughing.
"Yeah… not much. But I feel… there are bad omens about the church. Especially when Red is involved." Donna took a sip of her drink. Kitty looked at her, and then did a meeker, softer, nervous impression of her laugh.
"Well, it's my choice. You know how religious Steven is!" Jackie tried to lighten the air. Kitty and Donna laughed slightly.
*
"So…" Hyde said sitting by the window in Eric and Donna's hotel room.
"You owe me two thousand dollars." Eric said, looking up at the ceiling. Hyde knew the comment had been directed to Red who was sitting on the far side of the room, watching but not participating in any conversation.
"You owe me eighteen years worth of care."
"Ha! Care!" Eric said, as if it were the most outrageous thing in the world.
"Whether you like it or not I had a hand in raising you."
"Yes, yes, the "dumbass," "foot in your ass," comments will love on forever." Eric said. Hyde looked between them. Foreman World War V was about to start.
"Steven, can you get some ice, and maybe some sodas." Hyde got up and without a word grabbed the ice bucket and raced out of the room. "Eric… I'm sorry."
Eric sat up, shocked of what he had heard. "You're what?"
"I'm sorry." Red said, his usual, *be a man* tone enacted.
"Can you do that?" Eric said, shocked and confused.
"Do what?" Red said, becoming confused, himself.
"Apologize?" Eric asked. Red looked at him and then shook his head.
"Can you not be a dumbass for two minutes and just let me say what I have to say?" Red said putting his hands on his head.
"Probably not." Eric said, still shocked.
"Now," Red said, seemingly ignoring Eric's comment. "I am sorry for what happened at your wedding. But you have to admit that Kelso kid is a retard." Red said.
"This is going well." Eric snidely said.
"Look, I got married young. I had to sacrifice a lot. And neither you nor Donna had secure jobs. A month after the wedding didn't you get fired? I still thought you guys should wait, just a few more years. Like Hyde and Jackie. This would have been a great time to get married. They both have money in the bank, secure jobs. They're ready. You and Donna weren't. And I thought that if enough things went wrong… you too would wait."
Eric sat and stared at his father. He was speechless. 'He didn't do it because he hated you. He was looking out for you. Aw.'
"I love you too Daddy!" Eric said, smiling. Red look taken aback.
"No, no. I didn't say I loved you." Red said.
"Give me a hug!" Eric stood up and held out his arms. Red tried to push the chair back further. Eric laughed and put his hands down. Red gave a sigh of relief.
"Forgiven then?" Red asked.
"Hell no. You still owe me two thousand dollars. It's take years to repair the damage cause by Storm Red." Eric laid back on his bed.
"You'll talk to me though right? And we'll play buddy, buddy in front of the wives though?"
"You betcha!" Eric smiled.
"I wonder where that other dumbass is." Red said looking around. Eric got up and went towards the door.
"I'll check." Eric opened the door as Hyde fell through it.
"Umm…" Hyde began. He then looked at his empty bucket. "The ice thing…"
"That way buddy." Eric pointed to his left. Hyde nodded and began racing towards the end of the hall.
"Dumbass." Eric heard Red mumble after Hyde left.
*
"I'm glad everything worked out." Jackie said, finishing the rest of her unpacking.
"Yeah, me too. Eric and Red will be decent to each other." Hyde laid on the bed. Jackie crawled over to him and placed her head on his chest. Hyde put his arm around her shoulders protectively.
"We're seeing Michael and his girlfriend tomorrow." Jackie said, looking up at Hyde.
"Let's deal with that later." Hyde said and rolled over so that he was on top of Jackie.
Jackie giggled. But before Hyde could kiss her she ducked out of his embrace.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. Not until the wedding." Hyde grabbed her arm and pulled her back onto the bed. He kissed her passionately. Jackie giggled when they pulled apart.
"I think we need to practice." Hyde said kissing her again. Jackie moved her arms so they were around Hyde's neck. When they pulled apart Jackie smirked.
"God with a performance like that… we really should practice!" Jackie laughed as Hyde's look became a dark, humor look.
And before she knew it.
Jackie was half on the bed off the bed being tickled. Jackie's laughter filled the room.
"Practice huh?" Hyde said, laughing along with her.
When Hyde finally let her go. He pulled her up on the bed and kissed her again. Jackie kissed back, as they both began to lay on the bed, as shirt and pants began to be unbutton.
*
Donna came out of the shower. Her hair was wet and she was wrapped in a silk robe Jackie had bought for her.
"Hey my Queen." Eric said coming into the room with some ice.
"You feel better about Red and stuff?" Donna said laying on the bed.
"A little. I mean it was my wedding day. How many of those can you really have? Three? Four?" Donna let out a little laugh as Eric jumped on the bed.
"You're only having one." Donna kissed his cheek.
"Well Hyde was mentioning something about a divorce being an important part of my life." Eric was smacked. "I'm joking. I wouldn't dream of not being with you." Eric kissed her.
"Only because I'm the only girl who'll ever be able to stand looking at you naked." Donna laughed when they pulled apart.
"Very funny."
"Though, the first time, I do remember, I was laughing quite a bit." Donna laughed at the serious face Eric had made.
"You are a bad wife." Eric said getting up.
"I'm joking. I like seeing your sexy, naked body!" Donna began laughing harder. Eric walked to the bathroom. "NO! Really it's sexy!" Donna continued to laugh.
A few minutes later. Eric marched out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist. Donna was sitting on the bed in a pair of shorts and a tee-shirt, reading a book. She looked up to see Eric in front of her.
"What?" Donna asked, confused. Eric smiled and pulled the towel off of himself. Donna stared at him.
"That's right! Stare at the sexy goodness. Be taken over by the hotness!" Eric shouted. Donna stared at him and then began laughing uncontrollably. Eric looked at his wife. "You are a bad wife!" Eric said again, watching as Donna fell off the bed.
"Yo! Foreman want to go out to dinner with—" Hyde froze and stared at Donna laughing on the floor and Eric, with his back to him. "Good god man! Put that away!" Hyde shut the door again.
Eric stood and took his towel, and then headed for the bathroom. "You are a bad wife! And you were a bad best man!" Eric screamed as he shut the bathroom door.
Hyde came back in, and looked towards the bathroom. "At least I know how to keep my pants on!" He then looked down at Donna who was clutching her stomach and wiping away tears of laughter.
"Jackie invited you guys to dinner…" Hyde said looking at the hysterical Donna.
"O…k." Donna said between laughs. "Give… us… about… twenty mins… minutes." Donna laughed out. Hyde nodded and then left the room. Donna got up trying hard to control her laughter. She knocked on the door. "Eric?"
"Go away!"
"Baby! Come on; get your sexy body over here!" Donna yelled through the door.
The door opened and Eric was back in his clothes. Donna grabbed his arm as he walked to the bed.
"I'm sorry." Donna giggled out. "I was just taken back by the sexy goodness." Eric looked at her sternly.
"You are a bad wife!" Donna laughed some more.
"Yeah well, you're a great husband." And she took him by the face and kissed him passionately.
"Suck up." Eric said, kissing her again.
"But I'm good at it!" Donna said. And they fell back on the bed. "What about Hyde and Jackie?"
"You said twenty minutes right? Come on, it takes less then five minutes." Eric laughed. Donna slapped him playfully.
"If you're gonna say something like that, be realistic, it takes less then one minute."
"You are *so* a bad wife!"
