((Don't own the song Captain and Tenille's Love will keep us together, FYI))
"I'm going to be another grandma!" Kitty squeezed Eric and Donna.
"I'll give you twenty dollars if you tell me you and the loud one aren't pregnant." Red said looking over at Hyde who was sitting opposite of him.
"Me and Jackie are not pregnant." Red sighed contently and took out a twenty for Hyde.
"Steven! Give him back his money." Jackie said, sitting on Hyde's lap.
"No, no, that's for gas when you get home." Red put his hand up when Jackie tried to give the twenty back. Hyde quickly took it and pocketed the money.
"My daughter is having a baby." Kitty was practically in tears.
"Your daughter did have a baby, two to be exact."
"Yeah, but maybe their children won't be so bad." Kitty said hugging Eric again through her tears. Red just looked at her and then opened his paper.
"My kids will not be as bad as Fez and Laurie's." Donna said pointing out her finger as if to say 'I dare you to disagree.'
"I don't know Donna, I was known to cause a bit of trouble in my day." Eric smiled breathing on his fist and then rubbing it on his chest proudly.
Everyone but Eric burst out into laughter. Eric stood his mouth agape.
"I… you… and… I… you… You are all very mean!" Eric said walking into the living room.
Donna who was clutching on to the counter in a fit of laughter pointed to the living room and continued to laugh as she made it through the kitchen door.
"Anyway." Red said as the laughter died down in the kitchen. "Did you get any wedding stuff done?"
"Yeah, we got the colors, picked out the dress, and hired a band." Jackie smiled at Red.
"Staying out of it?" Red asked to Hyde.
"Oh yeah."
"Good man, good man."
"All men should be involved!" Kitty said sitting down. "I mean, it's a special day for both of you."
"I'll love whatever Jackie does." Jackie smiled and hugged Hyde.
"Good man." Red said still looking at his paper. As Kitty huffed.
*
Kelso stared at Hyde as Eric and Fez sat in the basement watching the two. The girls were upstairs and the kids were taking naps. Kitty insisted that she cook Fez and Laurie's anniversary dinner.
"You are a bad friend." Kelso said. Still staring intently.
"Ok, you know what?" Hyde stood up. Kelso quickly jumped out of his own seat. "I broke up the first time with Jackie because of you. And then we got back together. You painted my car pink. Luckily, *luckily* I fixed it. Now me and Jackie are together. We're getting married. And I have *no* clue what your problem is, but Jackie is *mine.*"
Kelso stared at Hyde. "She was really suppose to be mine. I proposed first."
"You also ran away." Eric said watching the two argue.
"For the entire summer." Fez jumped in.
"She was going to find someone better." Eric nodded his head. Hyde looked at the two and then back at Kelso.
"You're lost." Hyde sat back down as Kelso looked at him angrily.
"Hey Steven? Come up here and help me and Donna with picking out song for the first dance." Jackie said coming down the stairs. Hyde went and kissed her and then shot a look at Kelso. He then led Jackie back up the stairs.
"She was suppose to be mine." Kelso still argued.
"You ran away!" Eric and Fez said together from the couch.
*
Hyde and Jackie sat in the spa at the luxurious hotel they were staying out. It was past midnight but neither were tired enough to go to sleep.
"It was a good night." Jackie said, letting the jets massage her sore body.
"I especially loved Red's speech." Hyde said his sunglasses on as he relaxed.
"The entire point of the speech was that Fez and Laurie were what not to do." Jackie looked over at her fiancé.
"Yeah, but he sugar coated it." Hyde laughed.
"I liked when Kari screamed she was pregnant and getting married." Jackie smirked.
"It was great when Eric asked if she even knew what pregnant was. And she said no." Hyde smiled.
"Fez has some pretty cute kids."
"They're bad though." Hyde looked at Jackie.
"Yeah, but Laurie was never good as a child." Jackie said.
"Think our kids will be like that?" Hyde asked. Jackie moved closer to him, and Hyde put his arm around her.
"Nah, a little spoiled."
"A little vain." Hyde smirked.
"Yeah, with a rebellious attitude and conspiracies on how the government is taking over their preschools." Jackie laughed.
"We'll have cute kids." Hyde smiled.
"Yeah, we will." Jackie out her head on his shoulder.
Hyde kissed the top of her head. Jackie smiled.
"Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound. Just Stop, 'cause I really love you." Jackie began singing, smiling broadly.
"Why are you singing? Better yet why are you singing Captain and Tennille?" Hyde asked, looking at his fiancé.
"Stop, I'll be thinking of you. Look in my heart and let love keep us together." Jackie continued to sing. "Come on Steven. I play this song all the time. You know the words. Come on sing." She continued to hum the song.
"No." Hyde said looking as if it was the most absurd thing he had ever heard.
"Come on!" Jackie continued to hum.
"No."
"Steven."
"No."
"Steven."
"No."
"Sing or we're not going to play doctor when we get to the room!" Jackie said, her smirk still playing. Hyde's eyes went wide.
"Jackie…"
"Sing." Jackie said humming the tune.
"Whatever young and beautiful. Someday your looks will be gone. When the others turn you off, who'll be turning you on?" Hyde said, mostly saying the words instead of singing.
"I will, I will, I will, I will. Be there to share forever. Love will keep us together." Jackie seemed to resort into her own dream world as she sang.
"Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend. I'll need you now and I'll need you then." Hyde said, rolling his eyes as he continued to say the words instead of sing.
"Stop 'cause I really love yaw." Jackie paused dramatically. "Stop I'll be thinking of yaw." Another dramatic pause. "Look in my heart and let love keep us together." Jackie finished, bring her arms over her head, dancing in her seat. She opened her eyes and smiled broadly at Hyde who was looking un-humored.
"Don't you ever… ever make me do that again." He said sliding into his seat until it was just his neck above the water.
"You liked it." Jackie smiled patting his head. A grunt was her only reply. She then kissed Hyde.
"Never again." Hyde said once Jackie was back to sitting in her own seat, humming the tune of Captain and Tennille's Love will keep us together.
*
Donna and Eric sat at the quiet dinner. Eric was eating a sandwich while Donna had a sundae in front of her.
"I can't believe you're still hungry." Donna said as Eric took another bite of his sandwich.
"Bou beating boo!" Eric said his mouth full of food. Donna gave him a confused look. Eric swallowed his food. "You're eating too."
"Oh, well… it's just dessert." Donna took a bite of her ice cream. Eric shook his head.
"So… Jackie and Hyde settled on next December. That's like… a year and a half." Eric took a bite of his sandwich.
"Well… its July, the baby is due in March, see then I can get rid of all the baby fat and look perfect for the wedding." Donna said taking another bite.
"When did you care about looking perfect?" Eric asked.
"If you saw the bride's maid dress. You would want to look perfect too!" Donna said, throwing a look at Eric.
"You're spending too much time with Jackie." Eric concluded.
"Oh shut up. Jackie isn't half as shallow as she used to be."
"Well she did settle for someone as hairy as Hyde." Eric teased. Donna laughed.
"Let's talk about something serious." Donna took a bite of her ice cream. "What do you want to name the baby?"
"Well…"
"I was thinking if it's a girl we could name her Josephine or Serene." Donna's eyes began to shine with excitement.
"Well I like…"
"And if it was a boy I always liked the name Dorian or Gregory." Donna smiled.
"I was thinking…."
"What do you think?" Donna looked at her husband.
"I like Luke." Eric said smiling. Donna put her head down. "He would obviously be obsessed with Star Wars and proudly state where he got his name. And we would go to conventions all the time. It be great." Eric said determined. Donna was looking at her ice cream shaking her head.
"Why did I marry you?" She asked not looking up.
"You thought I was sexy." Eric smirked.
"Was I on drugs when I made that decision?" Eric looked at his wife with his mouth agape.
"Maybe it's *me* who should wonder why I married *you*." Donna looked at him and began laughing.
"That's cute." She continued to laugh taking a bite of her ice cream.
Eric just looked at her.
"You know I married you because I think your great and I could never love anyone as much as you." Donna leaned over the table and kissed Eric.
"I love you too." Eric smiled once they were back in there seats.
"Though, if my kids become obsessed with Star wars… I'm divorcing you." Donna took another bite of her ice cream.
"Then obviously we're going to be divorced by the early nineties." Eric smirked. Donna smacked him.
"That is…" She started. Eric looked up from his sandwich. "If I don't kill you by the late eighties."
"You're just so funny." Eric said sarcastically. Donna smiled at him and took another bite of her ice cream as Eric bit into his sandwich.
"I am funny, you sexy god you." Donna smirked as Eric choked back his sandwich.
"You're never going to let me live that down will you?" Eric asked. Donna finished her ice cream and smiled at her husband.
"Nope."
