Josie had just bought a bottle.
This was no ordinary bottle, mind you. It was a bottle filled with essence of an Everlasting Apple.
The aisha had found herself in Faerieland after wandering around for a while. Having bored herself of trying to socialise with the supposedly "insane" aishas of whom she was often told to "just give a chance", she was taking a walk instead. Where had she been walking? To nowhere, really, but eventually found herself at the station in which they give you air balloon rides to Faerieland. Happily, the cloud aisha had taken the soonest ride to Faerieland, and voila! Here she was in a land filled with clouds and fattening foods and many sparkly objects! Whee!
Josie had looked around they city eagerly, wondering where to go first. She often didn't go to other worlds herself, mostly just her human did. They could always tell what world she was at though, because things would appear in their inventory spontaneously, or somehow Josie and her three other siblings would be zapped by lightning or the Lava Ghoul would burn them and cause severe discomfort.
Anyhow, back to the story.
After thinking over where she should go first, Josie came up with a very effective way to solve her dilemma. She would spin around until she got really dizzy with her eyes closed, then fall over, which is what one normally did when they became very dizzy. After falling down, she would open her eyes, and whatever she was facing she would go to first.
It seemed much less sensible than eeny miney moe, seeing as she may fall in the direction of nothing, but that thought didn't cross Josie's mind at the moment, for her mind had been filled with thoughts of eating sugary faerie bubbles, of reading intriguing novels about the Fire Faerie, and of completing the crossword puzzle in 30 seconds and receiving an astounding prize just for being so dern smart.
Josie, utterly convinced that her plan would succeed, began spinning quickly, closing her eyes and flailing her arms out to keep balance until she fell over. Since her eyes were closed, Josie was not aware that she had been walking around while spinning, and managed to knock over several people who were taking advantage of the fact that the faerie food shop had just restocked. After eventually running into a lamp-post, Josie fell to the ground and landed face first onto someone's shoe. They wailed and ran away quickly, or at least they did as far as Josie could tell, for her eyes were still closed.
Gah. I'll do the next part of this story later; I'm tired of writing now. Will do tomorrow.