Sweet Los Vegas
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO.
Chapter 1
Los Vegas
Grandpa: *reading mail* Bill, Bill, Bill, Fat-Be-Gone.*looks at himself* (...) I might keep this one *chuckles* Huh? *reads* Congratulations!! You have won a free trip for 7 to LOS VEGAS!! Tickets and other information are in the envelope.
Yugi: What's in the envelope Gramps??
Grandpa: O_O?! (.!!.) *faints*
Yugi: *reads* WOW!! Cool!! But uh, Grandpa? Why are you so excited? Its for me *shows the old man on the ground and reads* For Yugi Mutou
Grandpa: Why is nothing for me.?.I'll go buy some stuff, you can go call your friends and ask and see if they can come to Los Vegas with you.
Yugi: WOOHOO!!*runs to the phone*
Grandpa: -.-;;;;; guess its just you and me cookie jar.
Yugi: I'll use the upstairs one okay? Gramps?
Grandpa: Yeah, yeah.you little runt..
Yugi: What was that?
Grandpa: Oh!! Nothing Yugi. *nervous laugh*
Yugi: Hmmmm.*runs upstairs*
Yami appears on Yugi's bed and looks at Yugi funny as he jumps around hitting the walls and kicking his desk.
Yami: What is a matter with you? Did you get a date with Anzu?*snickers*
Yugi: NO!! *throws a pillow at his Alter Ego's face*
Yami: *catches and throws pillow right on his partner's head*
Yugi: OW! Fine I'll tell you what happened.Long as you DON'T THROW ANY OBJECTS AT ME!!
Yami: Clam down partner.^^;; As some Americans say "Don't have a cow." However, I do not understand why the Americans include livestock in the subject.
Yugi: Uh, yeah, so, anyway.I WON A FREE TRIP FOR 7 TO LOS VEGAS!! ^_______^
Yami: Whom are you requesting to come with you Yugi?
Yugi: You'll see.
Yami: Most likely Anzu.*smirks*
Yugi: What was that Oh Pharaoh??
Yami: Yugi, you know that I am the King of Games, but I am also a Master of Verbal Confrontation. *glares at Yugi*
Yugi: What?? I can't hear you!!
Yami: (..)
Yugi: *calls Ryou* Hello? Is Ryou there?
Ryou's Father: Yes, hold on please.
Yugi: Sure.
Ryou's Father: RYOU!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE'S ON THE PHONE WHO WANTS TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!
Ryou: OK, OK, OK!!!! I'M COMING!!!!
Ryou: *answers phone* Hello?
Yugi: Hey! Ryou it's me, Yugi!!
Ryou: Oh! Hey! What's up?
Yugi: I'm going to Los Vegas. Can you and your Yami come? Tickets and rooms are fully paid.
Yami Bakura: Sure, I'll come.if the Pharaoh comes too. Heh.
Yugi: Uh.ok.that must be you Bakura. Well I have to go, were going on Tuesday come at 7:45, my house Bye!!
Yami Bakura: Good-Bye useless vessel of the Pharaoh.
Yugi: *already hung up*
Yami: *eating a cookie* Talk to Tomb Robber?
Yugi: *scared half to death* If you mean Bakura, Yes. I almost wet myself.
Yami: Well do be my guest to use the "can" I do not want waste on the floor.
Yugi: Well do be my guest to shut up.
Yami: Yugi you're pushing it.I might throw a pillow at you again.
Yugi: I am calling Kaiba, be quiet.
Yami: (..)
Employee: Kaiba Corporation, Unit 24871, Jenny specking, How can I help you?
Yugi: Uh.Can I speak to Mister Seto Kaiba please?
Jenny: Okay, but first we must have your ID number then your birth date, name, age, phone number, email address, address, religion, doctor's name, father's name, mother's name, pet's name, hobby, and all your friend's addresses, names, ages, and phone numbers. Then if your lucky move up to Unit 6482158013 and go and fill out applications there. And maybe and just maybe, you could talk to Mister Kaiba for 35 seconds in. June maybe?
Yugi: WHAT?! I NEED TO SPEAK HIM NOW!!!!
Yami: Yugi, I think you have his business number not his home number.
Yugi: Oops sorry got to go!! It was nice talking to you. BYE!!
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Jenny: What a strange young man.Oh well.
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Yami: Yugi, you are quite the dunce.
Yugi: Why do you insult me??
Yami: Because I love you.*rolls eyes*
Yugi: Okay.(moment of silence) NEXT CALLER!!
Kaiba: What do you want?
Yugi: Uh? Kaiba?
Kaiba: YUGI?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??
Yugi: Um.I won a free trip to Los Vegas for 7 all expenses paid. Would you like to go?
Kaiba: Let me think about it.
Yugi: *smiling* Okay well.we go at 7:45, Tuesday, my house.
Kaiba: Yeah. Well bye.
Yugi: BYE!! ^^
Yami: What was that all about? For a second I thought you were Bi-Sexual.
Yugi: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Yami: Well I did.
Yugi: I won't look at you the same Yami.
Yami: (...)
Yugi: Hello? Is Jou there?
Jou: This is Jou.Yugi?
Yugi: HEY!! ^^
Jou: Hey! Bro! What's happening?
Yugi: I won a trip to Los Vegas wanna come? All of the stuff is paid for.all you need to bring is your things.we're staying there for a week. Come over at my house Tuesday at 7:45 that's the time were leaving okay?
Jou: Okay sure I'll come ^^.
Yugi: cool!
Jou: Oh hey Yugi.I want you to tell Yami this okay? *whispers*
Yami: *notices* O.O ??
Yugi: Hey Yami.I've been wondering.did you ever have a girl---
Yami: DON'T EVEN START!!!
Yugi: Well were you ever ga---
Yami: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM??!! I'M PHARAOH A KING NOT SOME GAY LOSER!! *pissed off*
Yugi: (..) JOU TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!!! *points to the phone*
Yami: *still pissed off* GIVE ME THE PHONE!!!!!!!
Yugi: *hands Yami the phone*
Yami: He hung up.Oh well.*crushes phone*
Yugi: MY GRANDPA IS GOING TO BLOW A BLOW HOLE!!!!????
Yami: I'll pay for it.later.
Yugi: Do you have $59.99??
Yami: I probably would, if I was still pharaoh.
Yugi: (....) Hey lets make a bet.
Yami: *glares* Okay...
Yugi: I'll flip a coin if I get heads you.you.you have to tell Kaiba that you want him to be your love partner.
Yami: *amused* Okay.if I get tails you have to tell Anzu that you want to date her.
Yugi: Hmmm.it's a 50% chance that you might get tails.and 50% chance that I might get heads.so.LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS!!!*flips coin*
Yami: HEADS??!!
Yugi: HA! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!
Yami: I am a man of my word. Give me the phone *sighes*
Yugi: BUHAHAHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *grins and hands the phone to Yami*
Yami: Hello? May speak to Kaiba please?.thank you.
Kaiba: What do you want?
Yami: Hey, uh, you know that I am a spirit right? That lives inside the Yugi's puzzle right?
Kaiba: Yeah.HURRY UP!! AND GET TO THE POINT!! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY YOU KNOW!!
Yami: *sighes*
Yugi: Keep going.*drooling and laughing at the same time*
Yami: *he said quickly* Look, I've been sealed away for 3,000 years and I haven't meet anybody more handsome as you in my time.SO ARE YOU GOING TO BE MY MAN TOY OR NOT!!??
Kaiba: (.............................)
Yami: *hesitates* Uh, I have to go.um bye. *hangs up*
Yugi: HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! That was so beautiful Yami *pats him on the back* Now that you've told someone that you are coming out of the closet, that's one more step to telling everyone.you need to embrace the factor that you are gay.
Yami: Don't talk to me.*hides under covers* From now on that I duel Kaiba he's going to have bodyguards.
Yugi: HAHA!! I KNOW!! EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Yami: That is not helping..
Yugi: Ahem.well back to phone calling.*grabs his cell phone*
Anzu: Hello?
Yugi: *starts blushing* Uh.Anzu.Well we're going to uh.Los Vegas and all of the stuff is like paid.and if you want.uh.you can come.it's on Tuesday 7:45 my house.
Anzu: Okay sure I'll come.
Yami: *grabs the phone out of Yugi's hand and yells* DAMNIT BITCH!! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING COCKY??!! JESUS CHRIST!! WE ARE GOING TO LOS VEGAS NOT NEW ORLEANS!! PUT YOUR FUCKIN SHIRT BACK ON!! YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!
Yugi: His face ------------O.o?! Yami: *grinning*
Anzu: Uh.Yugi?? Did you say that? *shocked*
Yugi: Uh.no probably the neighbor.heheh BYE!! *hangs up*
Yami: Awwwww.you just ruined it.
Yugi: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!??? YOU WANT ME TO GET IN TROUBLE??!!
Yami: After that "coming out of the closet" gimmick.I want to make your life a living HELL.*grins*
Yami: You know I can.Now if you bow down in forgiveness I might let you off the hook..
Yugi: *shocked and surprised* You weren't lying.you are a Master of Verbal Confrontation.
Yami: OK NEXT CALLER!!
Yugi: Don't steal my words.you already have enough from the T.V.
Yami: I called Mai.It's ringing.
Yugi: Give me that! You might break it..
Yami: (..)
Mai: *in a very sexy voice* Hello?
Yugi: Um.Mai?
Mai: Oh!! Hi Yugi!!
Yugi: I was just wondering if you could come to Los Vegas with Kaiba, Anzu, Jou, Ryou, Me, and Honda, if he's coming. At 7:45 my house on this Tuesday.all of the expenses are paid for.
Mai: Sure. Why not? I have nothing else to do around this dump.
Yugi: Okay then. See-ya!!
Mai: Bye.Oh tell Jou I said Hi.
Yugi: Uh.Okay.BYE!
Suddenly Yugi dropped his phone.
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOO?!
Yami: *catches it in one hand without evening looking* *then looks at Yugi* You should be more careful you could break it.
Yugi: SHUT UP!! AND GIVE ME THE PHONE!!
Yami: Fine. Here catch.*throws cell phone*
Yugi: Ack!! *catches it, nearly* God you are annoying.
Yami: I try to be.*grinning*
Yugi: I'm calling Honda are last caller.
Yami: Fine with me.wacko.*chuckles*
Yugi: Um, Hi is Honda there?
Honda: This is Honda.Yugi?
Yugi: HI!
Honda: Hey what's up?
Yugi: Well, I won a free trip for 7 to Los Vegas you wanna come?
Honda: Sure.so I just bring my stuff?
Yugi: Yeah! Its for a week.come over at my house on Tuesday at 7:45 with your stuff.
Honda: Okay bye!
Yugi: Bye.
Yami: Geez..its 8:56.Hey when are we gonna eat??
Yugi: Oh my Gosh MY FOOD!! *runs downstairs*
Grandpa: *ate all the food* Well I called you 11 times and you still didn't come so.I ate it all Yugi.
Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!! My food.and I was having chicken tonight.
*In Soul Room*
Yami: *chuckles* Yugi is quite the average teenaged boy.
To be continued..
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO.
Chapter 1
Los Vegas
Grandpa: *reading mail* Bill, Bill, Bill, Fat-Be-Gone.*looks at himself* (...) I might keep this one *chuckles* Huh? *reads* Congratulations!! You have won a free trip for 7 to LOS VEGAS!! Tickets and other information are in the envelope.
Yugi: What's in the envelope Gramps??
Grandpa: O_O?! (.!!.) *faints*
Yugi: *reads* WOW!! Cool!! But uh, Grandpa? Why are you so excited? Its for me *shows the old man on the ground and reads* For Yugi Mutou
Grandpa: Why is nothing for me.?.I'll go buy some stuff, you can go call your friends and ask and see if they can come to Los Vegas with you.
Yugi: WOOHOO!!*runs to the phone*
Grandpa: -.-;;;;; guess its just you and me cookie jar.
Yugi: I'll use the upstairs one okay? Gramps?
Grandpa: Yeah, yeah.you little runt..
Yugi: What was that?
Grandpa: Oh!! Nothing Yugi. *nervous laugh*
Yugi: Hmmmm.*runs upstairs*
Yami appears on Yugi's bed and looks at Yugi funny as he jumps around hitting the walls and kicking his desk.
Yami: What is a matter with you? Did you get a date with Anzu?*snickers*
Yugi: NO!! *throws a pillow at his Alter Ego's face*
Yami: *catches and throws pillow right on his partner's head*
Yugi: OW! Fine I'll tell you what happened.Long as you DON'T THROW ANY OBJECTS AT ME!!
Yami: Clam down partner.^^;; As some Americans say "Don't have a cow." However, I do not understand why the Americans include livestock in the subject.
Yugi: Uh, yeah, so, anyway.I WON A FREE TRIP FOR 7 TO LOS VEGAS!! ^_______^
Yami: Whom are you requesting to come with you Yugi?
Yugi: You'll see.
Yami: Most likely Anzu.*smirks*
Yugi: What was that Oh Pharaoh??
Yami: Yugi, you know that I am the King of Games, but I am also a Master of Verbal Confrontation. *glares at Yugi*
Yugi: What?? I can't hear you!!
Yami: (..)
Yugi: *calls Ryou* Hello? Is Ryou there?
Ryou's Father: Yes, hold on please.
Yugi: Sure.
Ryou's Father: RYOU!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE'S ON THE PHONE WHO WANTS TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!
Ryou: OK, OK, OK!!!! I'M COMING!!!!
Ryou: *answers phone* Hello?
Yugi: Hey! Ryou it's me, Yugi!!
Ryou: Oh! Hey! What's up?
Yugi: I'm going to Los Vegas. Can you and your Yami come? Tickets and rooms are fully paid.
Yami Bakura: Sure, I'll come.if the Pharaoh comes too. Heh.
Yugi: Uh.ok.that must be you Bakura. Well I have to go, were going on Tuesday come at 7:45, my house Bye!!
Yami Bakura: Good-Bye useless vessel of the Pharaoh.
Yugi: *already hung up*
Yami: *eating a cookie* Talk to Tomb Robber?
Yugi: *scared half to death* If you mean Bakura, Yes. I almost wet myself.
Yami: Well do be my guest to use the "can" I do not want waste on the floor.
Yugi: Well do be my guest to shut up.
Yami: Yugi you're pushing it.I might throw a pillow at you again.
Yugi: I am calling Kaiba, be quiet.
Yami: (..)
Employee: Kaiba Corporation, Unit 24871, Jenny specking, How can I help you?
Yugi: Uh.Can I speak to Mister Seto Kaiba please?
Jenny: Okay, but first we must have your ID number then your birth date, name, age, phone number, email address, address, religion, doctor's name, father's name, mother's name, pet's name, hobby, and all your friend's addresses, names, ages, and phone numbers. Then if your lucky move up to Unit 6482158013 and go and fill out applications there. And maybe and just maybe, you could talk to Mister Kaiba for 35 seconds in. June maybe?
Yugi: WHAT?! I NEED TO SPEAK HIM NOW!!!!
Yami: Yugi, I think you have his business number not his home number.
Yugi: Oops sorry got to go!! It was nice talking to you. BYE!!
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Jenny: What a strange young man.Oh well.
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Yami: Yugi, you are quite the dunce.
Yugi: Why do you insult me??
Yami: Because I love you.*rolls eyes*
Yugi: Okay.(moment of silence) NEXT CALLER!!
Kaiba: What do you want?
Yugi: Uh? Kaiba?
Kaiba: YUGI?? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT??
Yugi: Um.I won a free trip to Los Vegas for 7 all expenses paid. Would you like to go?
Kaiba: Let me think about it.
Yugi: *smiling* Okay well.we go at 7:45, Tuesday, my house.
Kaiba: Yeah. Well bye.
Yugi: BYE!! ^^
Yami: What was that all about? For a second I thought you were Bi-Sexual.
Yugi: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Yami: Well I did.
Yugi: I won't look at you the same Yami.
Yami: (...)
Yugi: Hello? Is Jou there?
Jou: This is Jou.Yugi?
Yugi: HEY!! ^^
Jou: Hey! Bro! What's happening?
Yugi: I won a trip to Los Vegas wanna come? All of the stuff is paid for.all you need to bring is your things.we're staying there for a week. Come over at my house Tuesday at 7:45 that's the time were leaving okay?
Jou: Okay sure I'll come ^^.
Yugi: cool!
Jou: Oh hey Yugi.I want you to tell Yami this okay? *whispers*
Yami: *notices* O.O ??
Yugi: Hey Yami.I've been wondering.did you ever have a girl---
Yami: DON'T EVEN START!!!
Yugi: Well were you ever ga---
Yami: WHO DO YOU THINK I AM??!! I'M PHARAOH A KING NOT SOME GAY LOSER!! *pissed off*
Yugi: (..) JOU TOLD ME TO TELL YOU!!! *points to the phone*
Yami: *still pissed off* GIVE ME THE PHONE!!!!!!!
Yugi: *hands Yami the phone*
Yami: He hung up.Oh well.*crushes phone*
Yugi: MY GRANDPA IS GOING TO BLOW A BLOW HOLE!!!!????
Yami: I'll pay for it.later.
Yugi: Do you have $59.99??
Yami: I probably would, if I was still pharaoh.
Yugi: (....) Hey lets make a bet.
Yami: *glares* Okay...
Yugi: I'll flip a coin if I get heads you.you.you have to tell Kaiba that you want him to be your love partner.
Yami: *amused* Okay.if I get tails you have to tell Anzu that you want to date her.
Yugi: Hmmm.it's a 50% chance that you might get tails.and 50% chance that I might get heads.so.LET'S SEE WHAT IT IS!!!*flips coin*
Yami: HEADS??!!
Yugi: HA! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!
Yami: I am a man of my word. Give me the phone *sighes*
Yugi: BUHAHAHAHAHAHA MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *grins and hands the phone to Yami*
Yami: Hello? May speak to Kaiba please?.thank you.
Kaiba: What do you want?
Yami: Hey, uh, you know that I am a spirit right? That lives inside the Yugi's puzzle right?
Kaiba: Yeah.HURRY UP!! AND GET TO THE POINT!! I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY YOU KNOW!!
Yami: *sighes*
Yugi: Keep going.*drooling and laughing at the same time*
Yami: *he said quickly* Look, I've been sealed away for 3,000 years and I haven't meet anybody more handsome as you in my time.SO ARE YOU GOING TO BE MY MAN TOY OR NOT!!??
Kaiba: (.............................)
Yami: *hesitates* Uh, I have to go.um bye. *hangs up*
Yugi: HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! That was so beautiful Yami *pats him on the back* Now that you've told someone that you are coming out of the closet, that's one more step to telling everyone.you need to embrace the factor that you are gay.
Yami: Don't talk to me.*hides under covers* From now on that I duel Kaiba he's going to have bodyguards.
Yugi: HAHA!! I KNOW!! EEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Yami: That is not helping..
Yugi: Ahem.well back to phone calling.*grabs his cell phone*
Anzu: Hello?
Yugi: *starts blushing* Uh.Anzu.Well we're going to uh.Los Vegas and all of the stuff is like paid.and if you want.uh.you can come.it's on Tuesday 7:45 my house.
Anzu: Okay sure I'll come.
Yami: *grabs the phone out of Yugi's hand and yells* DAMNIT BITCH!! WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING COCKY??!! JESUS CHRIST!! WE ARE GOING TO LOS VEGAS NOT NEW ORLEANS!! PUT YOUR FUCKIN SHIRT BACK ON!! YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!
Yugi: His face ------------O.o?! Yami: *grinning*
Anzu: Uh.Yugi?? Did you say that? *shocked*
Yugi: Uh.no probably the neighbor.heheh BYE!! *hangs up*
Yami: Awwwww.you just ruined it.
Yugi: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!??? YOU WANT ME TO GET IN TROUBLE??!!
Yami: After that "coming out of the closet" gimmick.I want to make your life a living HELL.*grins*
Yami: You know I can.Now if you bow down in forgiveness I might let you off the hook..
Yugi: *shocked and surprised* You weren't lying.you are a Master of Verbal Confrontation.
Yami: OK NEXT CALLER!!
Yugi: Don't steal my words.you already have enough from the T.V.
Yami: I called Mai.It's ringing.
Yugi: Give me that! You might break it..
Yami: (..)
Mai: *in a very sexy voice* Hello?
Yugi: Um.Mai?
Mai: Oh!! Hi Yugi!!
Yugi: I was just wondering if you could come to Los Vegas with Kaiba, Anzu, Jou, Ryou, Me, and Honda, if he's coming. At 7:45 my house on this Tuesday.all of the expenses are paid for.
Mai: Sure. Why not? I have nothing else to do around this dump.
Yugi: Okay then. See-ya!!
Mai: Bye.Oh tell Jou I said Hi.
Yugi: Uh.Okay.BYE!
Suddenly Yugi dropped his phone.
Yugi: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOO?!
Yami: *catches it in one hand without evening looking* *then looks at Yugi* You should be more careful you could break it.
Yugi: SHUT UP!! AND GIVE ME THE PHONE!!
Yami: Fine. Here catch.*throws cell phone*
Yugi: Ack!! *catches it, nearly* God you are annoying.
Yami: I try to be.*grinning*
Yugi: I'm calling Honda are last caller.
Yami: Fine with me.wacko.*chuckles*
Yugi: Um, Hi is Honda there?
Honda: This is Honda.Yugi?
Yugi: HI!
Honda: Hey what's up?
Yugi: Well, I won a free trip for 7 to Los Vegas you wanna come?
Honda: Sure.so I just bring my stuff?
Yugi: Yeah! Its for a week.come over at my house on Tuesday at 7:45 with your stuff.
Honda: Okay bye!
Yugi: Bye.
Yami: Geez..its 8:56.Hey when are we gonna eat??
Yugi: Oh my Gosh MY FOOD!! *runs downstairs*
Grandpa: *ate all the food* Well I called you 11 times and you still didn't come so.I ate it all Yugi.
Yugi: AHHHHHHHH!!! My food.and I was having chicken tonight.
*In Soul Room*
Yami: *chuckles* Yugi is quite the average teenaged boy.
To be continued..