Sweet Los Vegas
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO.
I have something to say about this chappy.I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE!!!!!! packing.it's just to damn BORING!! Ok.so.yeah. BACK TO THE FANFICTION!!
Chapter 2
Taboo..?
Yami: So we are going to.a city called Los Vegas, eh?
Yugi: Yup.I need to start packing my stuff.
Yami: *looks curiously at Yugi* What are you bringing for this trip partner?
Yugi: Well just the stuff I need to stay alive on.
Yami: What, uh, clothes are you bringing?
Yugi: Oh.no.you're not changing my clothes again.it's YOUR FAULT THAT I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE I JUST CAME BACK FROM A FUNERAL!!!
Yami: In Ancient Egypt, Yugi, black played an important role in fashion and clothing, Yugi, black also represented.death.
Yugi: That's why some people don't like wearing it Yami.*thinking* I bet he got that from the T.V. eheheh.
Yami: Well I think it's a quite handsome looking color.
Yugi: -.-;;;; Whatever.weirdo.
Yami: What did you say Yugi?
Yugi: Nothing Yami.*continues to pack*
Soon after their little conversation, the doorbell rings.
Yugi: I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to the door*
Yugi then stops suddenly.
Yugi: Grandpa?
Yugi's elder then steps out of the shadows to reveal himself, and out from the shadows came a pale, wrinkly, short, eyes of red, and foaming at the mouth old man.
Grandpa: H-Hello Yugi.
Yugi: AHHHHHH!!! GEEZ GRANDPA!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FROM THE BAND KISS!!!!
Grandpa: Oh.heheh sorry Yugi, I forgot I didn't tell you..
Yugi: Tell me what.your taking CRACK!!??
Grandpa: Close.I'm sick.
Yugi: REALLY??
Grandpa: Yes..Yugi.
Yugi: ..
Grandpa: What?
Yugi: Oh, you almost made me think it was important.
Grandpa: O-O?! *ding dong*
Yugi: I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yugi: *Opens door*
Jou and Honda: HIYA YUGI!! *both squeeze Yugi to death*
Jou: So where is everybody..?
Honda: Its Saturday you dumb ass..
Jou: Well then why did you bring your stuff, eh??
Honda: Because, Jou, you had a baseball bat in your hand and told me to bring my stuff or die.
Jou: Oh yeah.
Yugi: Uh, Okay, do you guys want to come in??
Both: Sure!! ^^
Yugi: You guys sit down for a little while and I'll bring us something to snack on..*runs off into the kitchen*
Jou: Hey, Honda do you thing we'll meet some topless babes?? *grinning*
Grandpa: Oh, why hello boys beautiful day isn't it?
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Heheh.Gramps maybe you should stay in bed.
Grandpa: Yes, Yugi. *goes up stairs to his room*
Jou: THAT WAS GRAMPS??!!
Honda: He looks like he just came out of the ground.
Jou: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Stop trying to impress people you're not funny.*slaps Honda on the back of the head*
Honda: You touch me again and I'll kill you.
Jou; Lets see you try!!
Honda:*yells battle cry*
Both begin to fight.
3 minutes later.
Jou: WHAT AM I DOING??!!
Honda: setin oh ma heed.
*sitting on my head.*
Jou: I mean I'm going to Los Vegas!!! ^^
Honda: On Tuesday may I remind you.
Jou: Shut up.
Honda: MAKE ME!!
Jou: *yells battle cry*
Yugi: STOP!! FIGHTING!! YOU WACKOS!!
Both stop fighting.
Jou: *whispers Honda* I'll talk to you later..
Honda: *whispers back to Jou* same here.*smirks*
Yugi: Well I guess you already pack.*looked at what was their bags*
Jou: Yup.
Yugi: Well, make yourselves useful; help me pack my stuff then after we could get a bite to eat.
Both: ALRGIHT!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^___________^
Yugi: Okay lets not get too exci--*trampled*--ted.
Jou: Geez.Yugi are you gonna bring your house to Los Vegas?
Yugi: I just want to be prepared.*carries his stereo to his room*
Honda: Whoa, whoa, whoa Yugi, try a CD player.. *stops Yugi and gives him his CD player*
~Author's Note~ Do I announce the obvious or what? Okay back to story.^^;;
Yugi: Well it looks like that's it! Lets go get something to eat. Eh?
In Soul Room~
Yami: We are going to a restaurant, are we not?
Yugi: Yeah.but I don't know where we should go? I'm bored of just eating burgers all the time.
Yami: Maybe I should take over Yugi, I need some air.
Yugi: Sure.^^ I'm a little tired anyways, see-ya!!
Yami: *smiles*
Then the Millennium Puzzle shines brightly and the light blinds both Jou and Honda as it floods the area. Soon Jou and Honda see before them a tall, handsome, confident, young man with a big fat grin on his face.
Yami: *breaths deeply and stretches* Good day to you gentleman.
Jou: Damn.I wish I could do that. -_-U
Honda: No wonder he gets all the women..
Jou: So you are Yami right?
Yami: Correct, and you two are lucky today for I am in a good mood.
Honda: Okay, so where we gonna get some food?
Yami: Jou, do you have any suggestions?
Jou: Well, actually I do. Have you ever been to Taboo? *snickers* Yami: No, I have not.
Honda: Excuse me Yami, I need to have a talk with Jou for a minute..
Yami: Very well.
Honda: *takes Jou by the ear and drags him to far bench* What are you scheming Jou? Tell me the plan.You know very well that Taboo is a strip club!!
Jou: Well, first of all I wanna see Yami's reaction.secondly they have the best baby back ribs in TOWN!! ^-^ so yeah, that's it.
Honda: JOU!! I thought I'd never have to say this.but YOU'RE A GENIUS!!
Jou: Alright! Lets get movin!! Hehe!!
Yami: What were you discussing may I ask?
Honda: Uh, we were talking about a.BOOK THAT WE JUST READ!!
Jou: YEAH!!
Yami: Um.forget about the question.
Jou: So Yami, you wanna go to Taboo?
Yami: Uh, okay.
Honda: Cool! Lets go!
Jou: Well here we are!! ^^
Yami: Why does it say "Girls, Girls, Girls!!!"?
Honda: Uh.LETS GO INSIDE!! FOR SOME RIBS!!
Jou: YEAH!! ^^ *whispers to Honda* This is going to be great!! ^^
~Author's Note~ I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A STRIP CLUB AND I NEVER WILL!! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!! OKAY? SO, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!! OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!! =O
The strip club looked like any normal restaurant only with a bar on the side and a big curtain in the front.
Yami: Why is there a massive drape in the front of this restaurant? *looks at Jou*
Jou: Uh.It's a dinner and a show!! Heehee..
The trio take their seats in the crowd of men.
Honda: I guess its Happy Hour.
Jou: Good.
Yami: What do you mean by that?
Jou: You'll see.
Yami: Nani?
Then a waitress appears at their table.
Amy: Hi! My name is Amy and welcome to Taboo, what would you like?* hands them menus*
Yami: I would like to try your Baby Back Ribs.
Jou: Make that ten miss.for me and my buddy here. ^^
Amy: And a drinks?
Yami: Ice Tea please.
Honda: Coke for me and my buddy here. ^^
Amy: Okay I'll be back with your meals.enjoy the show! ^^ *walks away*
Yami: Show.?
Jou: *grins*
The curtains raise and reveal around 15 to 16 women all half way dressed.
Yami: *stares* Oh my god.*looks at Jou and Honda* SO THIS IS WHAT YOU BROUGHT ME HERE FOR??!! I'M LEAVING!!!
Jou: Aww.come on Yami just for like 5 minutes??
Yami: GET ME OUT OF HERE!! *looks at Honda in disgust as he is lap danced by a stripper*
Jou: What was that Yami? *also occupied*
Yami runs to the door but is blocked by a women with a black outfit and with a whip.
Rock music begins to play..
Stripper #1: Hey you dirty man.I got a game for you, if you can rip all my clothes with your teeth you can get a surprise and I'll let you out of here. *signs him to come closer*
Yami: Y-You are sickening.*turns his head*
Stripper #2: Hey sugar..*backs Yami into the wall* How bout you fool around with me on the bar table? *starts to kiss Yami violently*
Yami: *widens eyes and blushes at the same time* *pushes Stripper#2* GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!
Yami runs into a mob of strippers then begins to run for the fire exit, but then a stripper in a bunny outfit catches him in time.
Stripper #3: You are trying to escape, no?
Yami: UNHAND ME WOMEN!! *slaps her hand*
Stripper #3: OH!! You are Yu-gi great duelist, many people know you in my old country.dance with Anna!! ^^
Yami: STOP!! LET GO OF ME!!!!
Anna: Come on stage!! ^^
Yami: *thinks* She must be from a different country.I need to do something else then just yell at her.
Yami: *comes close to her face and talks lightly* Anna, is that your name?
Anna: Yes.
Yami: Anna.is a beautiful name.
Anna: *blushes*
Yami: Your welcome..*smiles* You see I have a sick very brother at home and I must go see him or.he will die.can you please leave me to go to the aid of my brother?
Anna: Anna let go if Yu-gi.kiss me.
Yami: WHAT?!
Anna: ^^
Yami: No. I'm sorry but I can't do that..
Anna: TOO LATE!! COME ON GIRLS I GOT HIM!! *pins Yami*
Yami: But!? What happened to your accent?!
Anna: You silly goose...I never had one. ^^
Soon a mob of strippers surround Yami.
Yami: Damnit.
All strippers: *begin to tear off Yami's clothes*
Yami: GET OFF OF ME!!!!!! *struggles*
Anna: Resistance is futile.
Yami glows a goldish color with the millennium symbol on his forehead the light blinds the women and they flee.
Yami runs outside to the ally.
Yami: *still shocked* Almighty Ra! What was that..
Yami looks at the glass of the club and sees the mark or lipstick of the women.
Yami: Ack!! *begins to rub his cheek furiously*
Yami: That was total hell.*starts to run home*
Yugi: They DID?!
Yami: Yes, Yugi.I have never encountered such revolting thing. *shudders*
Yugi: Jou and Honda mean well though.please forgive them Yami.
Yami: I know.I do, I guess.
Yugi: Yeah.well there's gonna be a lot more where that came from, once we get to Los Vegas.
Yami: Really?!
Yugi: Yup.
Yami: Ugh.
Yugi: Los Vegas is like the mother of them all.Tons of gambling, strip clubs, and alcohol. It's a bad city but it has a good side.You'll see.
Yami: *sighs*
Yugi: Well let's get to bed. We have much more to do tomorrow.
Yami: You're right. Thanks for comforting me Yugi.
Yugi: Uh-Huh.
Yami: *smirks*
~Author's Note~ I put a lot of those wiggly thingies.^^;; Oh well.
..ding dong..
Grandpa: Yugi you get the door this time.
Yugi: Awww.but I do it all the time..
Grandpa: I know.
Yugi: Ugh. Yami you get it.
Yami: *half awake* What? Oh..okay, okay.
..ding dong..
Yami: *opens door* Hello..?
Jou: Uh, Hi Yami.. got you your ribs ^^;;
Yami: (...) *takes ribs out of Jou's hand and slams door*
Jou: *sweatdrop*
To be continued.
Disclaimer: I do not own YGO.
I have something to say about this chappy.I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE!!!!!! packing.it's just to damn BORING!! Ok.so.yeah. BACK TO THE FANFICTION!!
Chapter 2
Taboo..?
Yami: So we are going to.a city called Los Vegas, eh?
Yugi: Yup.I need to start packing my stuff.
Yami: *looks curiously at Yugi* What are you bringing for this trip partner?
Yugi: Well just the stuff I need to stay alive on.
Yami: What, uh, clothes are you bringing?
Yugi: Oh.no.you're not changing my clothes again.it's YOUR FAULT THAT I ALWAYS LOOK LIKE I JUST CAME BACK FROM A FUNERAL!!!
Yami: In Ancient Egypt, Yugi, black played an important role in fashion and clothing, Yugi, black also represented.death.
Yugi: That's why some people don't like wearing it Yami.*thinking* I bet he got that from the T.V. eheheh.
Yami: Well I think it's a quite handsome looking color.
Yugi: -.-;;;; Whatever.weirdo.
Yami: What did you say Yugi?
Yugi: Nothing Yami.*continues to pack*
Soon after their little conversation, the doorbell rings.
Yugi: I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs to the door*
Yugi then stops suddenly.
Yugi: Grandpa?
Yugi's elder then steps out of the shadows to reveal himself, and out from the shadows came a pale, wrinkly, short, eyes of red, and foaming at the mouth old man.
Grandpa: H-Hello Yugi.
Yugi: AHHHHHH!!! GEEZ GRANDPA!! YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR FROM THE BAND KISS!!!!
Grandpa: Oh.heheh sorry Yugi, I forgot I didn't tell you..
Yugi: Tell me what.your taking CRACK!!??
Grandpa: Close.I'm sick.
Yugi: REALLY??
Grandpa: Yes..Yugi.
Yugi: ..
Grandpa: What?
Yugi: Oh, you almost made me think it was important.
Grandpa: O-O?! *ding dong*
Yugi: I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yugi: *Opens door*
Jou and Honda: HIYA YUGI!! *both squeeze Yugi to death*
Jou: So where is everybody..?
Honda: Its Saturday you dumb ass..
Jou: Well then why did you bring your stuff, eh??
Honda: Because, Jou, you had a baseball bat in your hand and told me to bring my stuff or die.
Jou: Oh yeah.
Yugi: Uh, Okay, do you guys want to come in??
Both: Sure!! ^^
Yugi: You guys sit down for a little while and I'll bring us something to snack on..*runs off into the kitchen*
Jou: Hey, Honda do you thing we'll meet some topless babes?? *grinning*
Grandpa: Oh, why hello boys beautiful day isn't it?
Both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! A GHOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Heheh.Gramps maybe you should stay in bed.
Grandpa: Yes, Yugi. *goes up stairs to his room*
Jou: THAT WAS GRAMPS??!!
Honda: He looks like he just came out of the ground.
Jou: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! Stop trying to impress people you're not funny.*slaps Honda on the back of the head*
Honda: You touch me again and I'll kill you.
Jou; Lets see you try!!
Honda:*yells battle cry*
Both begin to fight.
3 minutes later.
Jou: WHAT AM I DOING??!!
Honda: setin oh ma heed.
*sitting on my head.*
Jou: I mean I'm going to Los Vegas!!! ^^
Honda: On Tuesday may I remind you.
Jou: Shut up.
Honda: MAKE ME!!
Jou: *yells battle cry*
Yugi: STOP!! FIGHTING!! YOU WACKOS!!
Both stop fighting.
Jou: *whispers Honda* I'll talk to you later..
Honda: *whispers back to Jou* same here.*smirks*
Yugi: Well I guess you already pack.*looked at what was their bags*
Jou: Yup.
Yugi: Well, make yourselves useful; help me pack my stuff then after we could get a bite to eat.
Both: ALRGIHT!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^___________^
Yugi: Okay lets not get too exci--*trampled*--ted.
Jou: Geez.Yugi are you gonna bring your house to Los Vegas?
Yugi: I just want to be prepared.*carries his stereo to his room*
Honda: Whoa, whoa, whoa Yugi, try a CD player.. *stops Yugi and gives him his CD player*
~Author's Note~ Do I announce the obvious or what? Okay back to story.^^;;
Yugi: Well it looks like that's it! Lets go get something to eat. Eh?
In Soul Room~
Yami: We are going to a restaurant, are we not?
Yugi: Yeah.but I don't know where we should go? I'm bored of just eating burgers all the time.
Yami: Maybe I should take over Yugi, I need some air.
Yugi: Sure.^^ I'm a little tired anyways, see-ya!!
Yami: *smiles*
Then the Millennium Puzzle shines brightly and the light blinds both Jou and Honda as it floods the area. Soon Jou and Honda see before them a tall, handsome, confident, young man with a big fat grin on his face.
Yami: *breaths deeply and stretches* Good day to you gentleman.
Jou: Damn.I wish I could do that. -_-U
Honda: No wonder he gets all the women..
Jou: So you are Yami right?
Yami: Correct, and you two are lucky today for I am in a good mood.
Honda: Okay, so where we gonna get some food?
Yami: Jou, do you have any suggestions?
Jou: Well, actually I do. Have you ever been to Taboo? *snickers* Yami: No, I have not.
Honda: Excuse me Yami, I need to have a talk with Jou for a minute..
Yami: Very well.
Honda: *takes Jou by the ear and drags him to far bench* What are you scheming Jou? Tell me the plan.You know very well that Taboo is a strip club!!
Jou: Well, first of all I wanna see Yami's reaction.secondly they have the best baby back ribs in TOWN!! ^-^ so yeah, that's it.
Honda: JOU!! I thought I'd never have to say this.but YOU'RE A GENIUS!!
Jou: Alright! Lets get movin!! Hehe!!
Yami: What were you discussing may I ask?
Honda: Uh, we were talking about a.BOOK THAT WE JUST READ!!
Jou: YEAH!!
Yami: Um.forget about the question.
Jou: So Yami, you wanna go to Taboo?
Yami: Uh, okay.
Honda: Cool! Lets go!
Jou: Well here we are!! ^^
Yami: Why does it say "Girls, Girls, Girls!!!"?
Honda: Uh.LETS GO INSIDE!! FOR SOME RIBS!!
Jou: YEAH!! ^^ *whispers to Honda* This is going to be great!! ^^
~Author's Note~ I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A STRIP CLUB AND I NEVER WILL!! I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!! OKAY? SO, DON'T GET ANY IDEAS!! OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!! =O
The strip club looked like any normal restaurant only with a bar on the side and a big curtain in the front.
Yami: Why is there a massive drape in the front of this restaurant? *looks at Jou*
Jou: Uh.It's a dinner and a show!! Heehee..
The trio take their seats in the crowd of men.
Honda: I guess its Happy Hour.
Jou: Good.
Yami: What do you mean by that?
Jou: You'll see.
Yami: Nani?
Then a waitress appears at their table.
Amy: Hi! My name is Amy and welcome to Taboo, what would you like?* hands them menus*
Yami: I would like to try your Baby Back Ribs.
Jou: Make that ten miss.for me and my buddy here. ^^
Amy: And a drinks?
Yami: Ice Tea please.
Honda: Coke for me and my buddy here. ^^
Amy: Okay I'll be back with your meals.enjoy the show! ^^ *walks away*
Yami: Show.?
Jou: *grins*
The curtains raise and reveal around 15 to 16 women all half way dressed.
Yami: *stares* Oh my god.*looks at Jou and Honda* SO THIS IS WHAT YOU BROUGHT ME HERE FOR??!! I'M LEAVING!!!
Jou: Aww.come on Yami just for like 5 minutes??
Yami: GET ME OUT OF HERE!! *looks at Honda in disgust as he is lap danced by a stripper*
Jou: What was that Yami? *also occupied*
Yami runs to the door but is blocked by a women with a black outfit and with a whip.
Rock music begins to play..
Stripper #1: Hey you dirty man.I got a game for you, if you can rip all my clothes with your teeth you can get a surprise and I'll let you out of here. *signs him to come closer*
Yami: Y-You are sickening.*turns his head*
Stripper #2: Hey sugar..*backs Yami into the wall* How bout you fool around with me on the bar table? *starts to kiss Yami violently*
Yami: *widens eyes and blushes at the same time* *pushes Stripper#2* GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!
Yami runs into a mob of strippers then begins to run for the fire exit, but then a stripper in a bunny outfit catches him in time.
Stripper #3: You are trying to escape, no?
Yami: UNHAND ME WOMEN!! *slaps her hand*
Stripper #3: OH!! You are Yu-gi great duelist, many people know you in my old country.dance with Anna!! ^^
Yami: STOP!! LET GO OF ME!!!!
Anna: Come on stage!! ^^
Yami: *thinks* She must be from a different country.I need to do something else then just yell at her.
Yami: *comes close to her face and talks lightly* Anna, is that your name?
Anna: Yes.
Yami: Anna.is a beautiful name.
Anna: *blushes*
Yami: Your welcome..*smiles* You see I have a sick very brother at home and I must go see him or.he will die.can you please leave me to go to the aid of my brother?
Anna: Anna let go if Yu-gi.kiss me.
Yami: WHAT?!
Anna: ^^
Yami: No. I'm sorry but I can't do that..
Anna: TOO LATE!! COME ON GIRLS I GOT HIM!! *pins Yami*
Yami: But!? What happened to your accent?!
Anna: You silly goose...I never had one. ^^
Soon a mob of strippers surround Yami.
Yami: Damnit.
All strippers: *begin to tear off Yami's clothes*
Yami: GET OFF OF ME!!!!!! *struggles*
Anna: Resistance is futile.
Yami glows a goldish color with the millennium symbol on his forehead the light blinds the women and they flee.
Yami runs outside to the ally.
Yami: *still shocked* Almighty Ra! What was that..
Yami looks at the glass of the club and sees the mark or lipstick of the women.
Yami: Ack!! *begins to rub his cheek furiously*
Yami: That was total hell.*starts to run home*
Yugi: They DID?!
Yami: Yes, Yugi.I have never encountered such revolting thing. *shudders*
Yugi: Jou and Honda mean well though.please forgive them Yami.
Yami: I know.I do, I guess.
Yugi: Yeah.well there's gonna be a lot more where that came from, once we get to Los Vegas.
Yami: Really?!
Yugi: Yup.
Yami: Ugh.
Yugi: Los Vegas is like the mother of them all.Tons of gambling, strip clubs, and alcohol. It's a bad city but it has a good side.You'll see.
Yami: *sighs*
Yugi: Well let's get to bed. We have much more to do tomorrow.
Yami: You're right. Thanks for comforting me Yugi.
Yugi: Uh-Huh.
Yami: *smirks*
~Author's Note~ I put a lot of those wiggly thingies.^^;; Oh well.
..ding dong..
Grandpa: Yugi you get the door this time.
Yugi: Awww.but I do it all the time..
Grandpa: I know.
Yugi: Ugh. Yami you get it.
Yami: *half awake* What? Oh..okay, okay.
..ding dong..
Yami: *opens door* Hello..?
Jou: Uh, Hi Yami.. got you your ribs ^^;;
Yami: (...) *takes ribs out of Jou's hand and slams door*
Jou: *sweatdrop*
To be continued.