Hey! I don't own the x-men! This would be my idea of having the guys do
karaoke.
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Chapter 1: Truth About Men
Everyone was at the opening of a new teenage hang out. It was packed to the limit with people of all ages. Most where there to chat, but what they really wanted was to see people do Karaoke. A few people got off stage, and a man climbed on.
"So, who will be our next victim?" He laughed. The crowed laughed with him.
"Hey, like why don't we get the boys to sing?" Kitty asked grinning. Tabitha smirked at the idea.
"That's not a bad idea." Rogue commented. "I need to get back at Kurt. He got hair in the bath tub again." She said making a face. Kitty giggled and nodded.
"Come! Lets get the next person or persons up here!" The man yelled out. The crowed chanted for some one else to go up on stage. Kitty grabbed Kurt's hand and stuck it up.
"Kitty! Vhat are you doin?" He whined.
"Pay back elf." Rogue grinned. She grabbed Evan's hand and held it up too. "Refuse and you'll be in a coma." She whispered to Evan. He gulped a nodded slowly. Tabitha managed to get Forge and Ray up there. Jean coxed Scott up there too.
"All right!" The man yelled. The room was filled with applause. The five of them started either at the massive crowd or at the small television with the words. Each took a microphone from the guy. The music started up and they stared at the words.
[Scott:] We don't like to go out shoppin', We don't care what's on sale. [Evan:] We just want to sit with a bag full of chips, Watchin' the NFL. When you come over at half-time, An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?" [Scott:] We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie, An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."
[ALL:] Well, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about us. [Scott:] We like to hunt and golf on our days off, Scratch, an' spit, an cuss. [Evan:] It don't matter what line we hand you, When we come draggin' in. [ALL:] We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again.
[Evan:] We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias". We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4". [Forge:] Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools, At the Home Depot store. [Kurt:] We don't really wanna take you to dinner, At some fancy restaurant. [Ray:] The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to, The one thing that we all want.
[ALL:] Well, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about guys. [Ray:] We'd rather play guitars and work on cars, Than work on the problems in our lives. [ALL:] An' though we might say it to you, Every now and then, We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again.
[Evan:] Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin', It's nothing too complex. [Scott:] It's just somethin' cold for drinkin', And a whole lot of s-e......
[ALL:] Yes, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about us. We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost, Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff. [Kurt:] It don't matter what line we hand you, When we come a-crawlin' in. [ALL:] We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again.
[All:] We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen; Sure, it's gonna happen; You know it's gonna happen again. An' that's the truth about men.
Logan jumped on stage and startled everyone.
[Logan:] You know it, son.
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So? When I heard the song, I though about the x-boys. I'll have the girls do one, and then the Brother Hood too. Please R&R!
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Chapter 1: Truth About Men
Everyone was at the opening of a new teenage hang out. It was packed to the limit with people of all ages. Most where there to chat, but what they really wanted was to see people do Karaoke. A few people got off stage, and a man climbed on.
"So, who will be our next victim?" He laughed. The crowed laughed with him.
"Hey, like why don't we get the boys to sing?" Kitty asked grinning. Tabitha smirked at the idea.
"That's not a bad idea." Rogue commented. "I need to get back at Kurt. He got hair in the bath tub again." She said making a face. Kitty giggled and nodded.
"Come! Lets get the next person or persons up here!" The man yelled out. The crowed chanted for some one else to go up on stage. Kitty grabbed Kurt's hand and stuck it up.
"Kitty! Vhat are you doin?" He whined.
"Pay back elf." Rogue grinned. She grabbed Evan's hand and held it up too. "Refuse and you'll be in a coma." She whispered to Evan. He gulped a nodded slowly. Tabitha managed to get Forge and Ray up there. Jean coxed Scott up there too.
"All right!" The man yelled. The room was filled with applause. The five of them started either at the massive crowd or at the small television with the words. Each took a microphone from the guy. The music started up and they stared at the words.
[Scott:] We don't like to go out shoppin', We don't care what's on sale. [Evan:] We just want to sit with a bag full of chips, Watchin' the NFL. When you come over at half-time, An' say: "Does this dress fit too tight?" [Scott:] We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie, An say:"Uh, uh: Looks just right."
[ALL:] Well, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about us. [Scott:] We like to hunt and golf on our days off, Scratch, an' spit, an cuss. [Evan:] It don't matter what line we hand you, When we come draggin' in. [ALL:] We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again.
[Evan:] We hate watchin' "Steel Magnolias". We like "Rambo" an' "Die Hard 4". [Forge:] Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools, At the Home Depot store. [Kurt:] We don't really wanna take you to dinner, At some fancy restaurant. [Ray:] The only reason we do is 'cause we know it leads to, The one thing that we all want.
[ALL:] Well, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about guys. [Ray:] We'd rather play guitars and work on cars, Than work on the problems in our lives. [ALL:] An' though we might say it to you, Every now and then, We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again.
[Evan:] Well, if you want to know what we're all thinkin', It's nothing too complex. [Scott:] It's just somethin' cold for drinkin', And a whole lot of s-e......
[ALL:] Yes, that's the truth about men. Yeah, that's the truth about us. We like to hunt and golf an' drive around, lost, Scratch, an' spit, an' a whole lot of other disgustin' stuff. [Kurt:] It don't matter what line we hand you, When we come a-crawlin' in. [ALL:] We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen again.
[All:] We ain't wrong; we ain't sorry, An' it's probably gonna happen; Sure, it's gonna happen; You know it's gonna happen again. An' that's the truth about men.
Logan jumped on stage and startled everyone.
[Logan:] You know it, son.
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So? When I heard the song, I though about the x-boys. I'll have the girls do one, and then the Brother Hood too. Please R&R!