Hey all! hmmmmmm i'm not really good at making intro's but anyways. I really don't know why i'm doing this, i been reading to many YYH fanfics lately and with me and my friend Angela's (AKA Beky) obession with all those sexy ass anime guys,well lets do the math: Anime freaks+ sexy fox Kurama + sexy man bitch Hiei + Unhealthy Obession = Fanfic! Ok i'm gonna shut up now.

Disclaimer: We do not own any characters in any of the animes that we will be naming. The only reason i'm doing this is cause it's fun to torture people ^_^.

*One day in a far away land called New York, 2 people are hanging out and talking about anime cause they had no life. And there names were Mercury and Beky* (did not actually happen... or did it? Mwhahahaha ::cough cough::haha ::falls over dead::*



Becky: What's up my homey.

Mercury: Just chillin and killin.

Becky: Aight.

Mecury: Yup.... lets not speak like that again.

Becky: Yeah i agree. Hey did u see how cute Hiei looked on todays episode?

Mecury: Yeah and the part where they showed Kurama's hair flowing in the wind ::gets stary eyed:: sigh so cute.

Becky: Oooo what about the part where Hiei took his shirt off. AHHHHH SEXY!!!

Guy on street: Thank you.

Mercury: I think he thought u were talking about him.

Becky: Stupid guys! Grrrr.

Mercury: Anyways. He has a nice chest for a short guy!

Becky: Hes a cute shorty!!

Mercury: He takes anti-growth pills! Hahahaha!

Becky: Shut up! Kurama's hair is to long. He looks like a girl! Ha!

Mercury: Well at least Kurama is not so short that u need a microscope to see him!

Becky and Mercury: Grrrrrrrrr ::they start to yell at each other in front of a office building::

Worker: SHAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!

Becky: No u shut up!

Worker#2: ::throws a stapler at Becky::

Becky: Ow! U basterd!

::Mercury and Becky start to throw rocks at the workers::

Security Guard: Hey what are u kids doing!

Mercury: Ah! It's the security guard man!

Security Guard: Actually my name is Tim.

Mercury: Oh security guard Tim.

Security Guard that is named Tim: ::starts to chase Becky and Mercury:: Come back here!

*2 hours later*

Becky: Ow. I'm so tired.

Mercury: Yeah i wish i had a rose whip or at least Kurama to protect me.

Becky: Yeah i want Hiei!

Mercury: ::thinks:: U just gave me an idea for my first fanfic.

Becky: What the hell are u talking about?!

Mercury: My first fanfic. It's going to be about us taking our favorite anime guys and torturing them. I'll call it Mercury and Becky's Cute Anime Guy Torture Room!

Becky: What?! We were just chased by a guy named Tim and u are thinking about a fanfic!

Mercury: Um u better get ready to run again.

Becky: Why?

Mercury: Cause Tim is after us again! ::starts to run::

Becky: AHHHHHH ::is also running::

Tim: Come back here!!!

*And so this is the fairytale of how the cute anime guy torture room came to be. Damn thats a shitty fairytale*



Ok this was my first fanfic so don't be mean. I know its short and a little dry but read my other chapters and tell me what u think. I promise that the other chapters are going to be better just let me get use to this. Ok till next time, Bye.