Ok here's the first real chapter, and it has Hiei!! Ohhhhhh I'm going to
have fun with him. Ok I have nothing else to say except that I'm hyper on
root beer and only 2 hours of sleep!! Hahahahahahahaha!
Disclaimer: I don't own any YYH characters.
*Backstage before the show*
Mercury: I'M GOD!!!! ::starts to run around in circles::
Becky: SHUT UP! FOR THE LAST TIME I'M GOD!!
Mercury: I can't help it I'm nervous.
Becky: Your nervous about doing a show in front of 2 people?!
Mercury: 2 people?! Ha don't u know how many screaming Hiei fan girls are out there.
Becky: ::Bouncing up and down:: Hiei's here!!! Where is he!
Mercury: Oh no I better do something.
Becky: ::still bouncing:: HIEIHIEIHIEIHIEIHIEIHIEIHIEI!
Mercury: ::hits her with a hammer:: Hmm that worked better than I thought.
Becky: @_@
*On with the show*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to the first show of where we torture the cutest anime guys, Why? cause its fun for the whole family!
Becky: ::waking up:: What the... HEY U HIT ME!
Mercury: Well u where jumping up and down too much, u weren't acting yourself.
Becky: That's how I always act....huh ::looks at audience:: were on?
Mercury: Yeah say your name.
Becky: Oh I'm Becky.
Mercury: And I'm Mercury and this is the M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R.!
Becky: Hey mine name is suppose to be first.
Mercury: Yeah sure anyways our very first guest is loved by almost everyone, here's the cute sexy man bitch Hiei!
*Silence*
Becky: How is he suppose to get here.
Mercury: Oh yeah I have a Transporter2030 from our sponsor my brother! Transporting + mad scientist = rampage
Becky: We have sponsors?
Mercury: Yeah how do u think I got this studio?
Becky: The audience seats are just benches that u stole from the park and our seats are made out of cardboard.
Mercury: ::sniff:: U didn't have to put it that way!
Becky: Can we start this thing, everybody knows that u are just babbling on to make the chapter longer.
Mercury: Fine, hmm lets see the red button is stop and the green one is start. Maybe I should press red.
Becky: Press green damnit!
Mercury: Ok ok.
*big flashy light shining*
Hiei: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE!
Becky: HIEI ::gets stary eyed::
Mercury: So u want to know what u are doing here?
Hiei: YES!
Mercury: Hiei ::darkvader voice:: I'm your father.
Hiei: Baka.
Mercury: Awww that's cute say it again.
Hiei: No.
Mercury: Yes.
Hiei: NO!
Mercury: YES!
Hiei: SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL U!!
Mercury: Ok ok ok I'm sorry.
Becky: AHHHHH ::huggles Hiei:: I LOVE U HIEI!
Hiei Fangirls: NO WE LOVE HIM!
Becky: HE'S MINE ::shoots fangirls with bazooka::
Fangirls: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hiei: ::has a grin on his face:: I think I like her.
Mercury: Hey what about me?!
Hiei: .....
Mercury: So its going to be that way. Oh yeah I forgot the questions.
Becky: Questions? From the audience or just me?
Mercury: Both. Ok lets start with the audience.
Hiei Fangirl#3: Um ok Hiei what is it with u and Kurama?
Hiei: What are u talking about? We are just... friends.
Mercury: Wow he said Friend.
Hiei Fangirl#1897: Hiei! What color underwear are u wearing?
Hiei: I'm wearing black...STOP ASKING ME DUMB QUESTIONS!
Mercury: Clam down Hiei ::looks at Becky:: Why are u so quiet?
Becky: ::zoned out::
Mercury: ::splashes water on her:: Water from Toxicated, yum yum that's good water.
Becky: HIEI CAN U TURN INTO LIVELY LITTLE HIEI-CHAN?!
Hiei: Who?
Mercury: Its your chibi self and u like pudding.
Hiei: Hn. U people are crazy.
Mercury: Yup that's me but I'm also the writer so I can make u do whatever I want ::evil grin::
Hiei: Nani?!
Becky: Turn him into Lively Little Hiei-chan! Turn him!
Mercury: ::Writes on a notepad:: Hehehehe.
Hiei: ::Turns into lively little hiei-chan:: Pudding?
Becky: Waaaaaaa ::huggles Hiei-chan::
Hiei: Can I have some pudding?
Becky: AHHHHHH HE'S SO KAWAII!!
Audience: ::storms the stage to hug Hiei:: We want to hug him too!
Becky: Ahhh help me!
Mercury: ::writes Hiei back to normal::
Hiei: Huh? I HAD ENOUGH OF U NINGENS!!!! ::whips out his katana:: DIE!!
Audience: ::are either dead from Becky or being killed by Hiei::
Mercury: Ok its time to end the show.
Becky: ::is chasing Hiei:: I LOVE U HIEI!!!!!
Hiei: Die Bakas!!!
Mercury: This has been another M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R show join us next week when our next guest is Kurama, I'm Mercury.
Becky: And I'm Becky. Hopefully we won't get sued.
YAAAAAA! Chapter 2 finally. That was fun wasn't it? Well i think it was.
Hiei: It was dumber than Kuwabara.
Mercury: I hope u remembered that I am the writer.
Hiei: Hn!
Mercury: Hiei said that he was sorry for the Kuwabara bashing.
Hiei: Nani?! I would never say sorry to that ::Mercury covers Hiei's mouth::
Mercury: Shut up. Anyways Bye. Ow he bit me.
Disclaimer: I don't own any YYH characters.
*Backstage before the show*
Mercury: I'M GOD!!!! ::starts to run around in circles::
Becky: SHUT UP! FOR THE LAST TIME I'M GOD!!
Mercury: I can't help it I'm nervous.
Becky: Your nervous about doing a show in front of 2 people?!
Mercury: 2 people?! Ha don't u know how many screaming Hiei fan girls are out there.
Becky: ::Bouncing up and down:: Hiei's here!!! Where is he!
Mercury: Oh no I better do something.
Becky: ::still bouncing:: HIEIHIEIHIEIHIEIHIEIHIEIHIEI!
Mercury: ::hits her with a hammer:: Hmm that worked better than I thought.
Becky: @_@
*On with the show*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to the first show of where we torture the cutest anime guys, Why? cause its fun for the whole family!
Becky: ::waking up:: What the... HEY U HIT ME!
Mercury: Well u where jumping up and down too much, u weren't acting yourself.
Becky: That's how I always act....huh ::looks at audience:: were on?
Mercury: Yeah say your name.
Becky: Oh I'm Becky.
Mercury: And I'm Mercury and this is the M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R.!
Becky: Hey mine name is suppose to be first.
Mercury: Yeah sure anyways our very first guest is loved by almost everyone, here's the cute sexy man bitch Hiei!
*Silence*
Becky: How is he suppose to get here.
Mercury: Oh yeah I have a Transporter2030 from our sponsor my brother! Transporting + mad scientist = rampage
Becky: We have sponsors?
Mercury: Yeah how do u think I got this studio?
Becky: The audience seats are just benches that u stole from the park and our seats are made out of cardboard.
Mercury: ::sniff:: U didn't have to put it that way!
Becky: Can we start this thing, everybody knows that u are just babbling on to make the chapter longer.
Mercury: Fine, hmm lets see the red button is stop and the green one is start. Maybe I should press red.
Becky: Press green damnit!
Mercury: Ok ok.
*big flashy light shining*
Hiei: WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE!
Becky: HIEI ::gets stary eyed::
Mercury: So u want to know what u are doing here?
Hiei: YES!
Mercury: Hiei ::darkvader voice:: I'm your father.
Hiei: Baka.
Mercury: Awww that's cute say it again.
Hiei: No.
Mercury: Yes.
Hiei: NO!
Mercury: YES!
Hiei: SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL U!!
Mercury: Ok ok ok I'm sorry.
Becky: AHHHHH ::huggles Hiei:: I LOVE U HIEI!
Hiei Fangirls: NO WE LOVE HIM!
Becky: HE'S MINE ::shoots fangirls with bazooka::
Fangirls: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hiei: ::has a grin on his face:: I think I like her.
Mercury: Hey what about me?!
Hiei: .....
Mercury: So its going to be that way. Oh yeah I forgot the questions.
Becky: Questions? From the audience or just me?
Mercury: Both. Ok lets start with the audience.
Hiei Fangirl#3: Um ok Hiei what is it with u and Kurama?
Hiei: What are u talking about? We are just... friends.
Mercury: Wow he said Friend.
Hiei Fangirl#1897: Hiei! What color underwear are u wearing?
Hiei: I'm wearing black...STOP ASKING ME DUMB QUESTIONS!
Mercury: Clam down Hiei ::looks at Becky:: Why are u so quiet?
Becky: ::zoned out::
Mercury: ::splashes water on her:: Water from Toxicated, yum yum that's good water.
Becky: HIEI CAN U TURN INTO LIVELY LITTLE HIEI-CHAN?!
Hiei: Who?
Mercury: Its your chibi self and u like pudding.
Hiei: Hn. U people are crazy.
Mercury: Yup that's me but I'm also the writer so I can make u do whatever I want ::evil grin::
Hiei: Nani?!
Becky: Turn him into Lively Little Hiei-chan! Turn him!
Mercury: ::Writes on a notepad:: Hehehehe.
Hiei: ::Turns into lively little hiei-chan:: Pudding?
Becky: Waaaaaaa ::huggles Hiei-chan::
Hiei: Can I have some pudding?
Becky: AHHHHHH HE'S SO KAWAII!!
Audience: ::storms the stage to hug Hiei:: We want to hug him too!
Becky: Ahhh help me!
Mercury: ::writes Hiei back to normal::
Hiei: Huh? I HAD ENOUGH OF U NINGENS!!!! ::whips out his katana:: DIE!!
Audience: ::are either dead from Becky or being killed by Hiei::
Mercury: Ok its time to end the show.
Becky: ::is chasing Hiei:: I LOVE U HIEI!!!!!
Hiei: Die Bakas!!!
Mercury: This has been another M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R show join us next week when our next guest is Kurama, I'm Mercury.
Becky: And I'm Becky. Hopefully we won't get sued.
YAAAAAA! Chapter 2 finally. That was fun wasn't it? Well i think it was.
Hiei: It was dumber than Kuwabara.
Mercury: I hope u remembered that I am the writer.
Hiei: Hn!
Mercury: Hiei said that he was sorry for the Kuwabara bashing.
Hiei: Nani?! I would never say sorry to that ::Mercury covers Hiei's mouth::
Mercury: Shut up. Anyways Bye. Ow he bit me.