Okie today is Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Let's see what's going to happen
to Johnny when he meets his biggest fan, Becky! And will Hiei be there
again?
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil and a pen! ^_^
*Backstage of course*
Mercury: ZZzzzzZzZZZzz
Becky: Hey wake up were on in 5 mins.
Mercury: ZzzZZZZzzzzZ ::mumbles:: the cows are yelling at me again.
Becky: Huh? Grrrrrr ::kicks Mercury:: WAKE UP!
Mercury: What damnit! I'm tired.
Becky: And the reason for that is????
Mercury: ::yawn:: Kurama kept me up last night.
Becky: oooooOOooOOOOOO I knew there was something going on between u two.
Mercury: It wasn't anything like that last night!
Becky: Uh huh so what was it last night than hmmmm?
Mercury: I spent all night looking to see what was in his hair. See look at what I got! ::holds up cell phone, tv, laptop, Dvd player, and a Kurama plushy::
Becky: Do u think he can give me a new computer, mine is too slow!
Guy that works there: Your on in 1 min.
Becky: Who's that we don't have anyone working for us.
Mercury: That's the guy that took my cookie!
*On with the show*
Mercury: Melome to MHASFDKR ::eating cookie::
Becky: What she is saying is Welcome to M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R, I'm Becky.
Mercury: And I'm Mercury ym ym ym. Oh and make that Mercury and Becky cute non-anime guy torture room for today. Now time to press the magic green button.
Becky: Why?
Mercury: You'll see.
Audience: WoOOOooooOOo
::Big flashy light with the thing::
::Out comes NNY!::
Becky: O.O n..nny? NNY!!!! ::glomps him::
Nny: ::puzzled:: Huh someone hugging... me.
Becky: I LOVE U NNY!
Nny: Love...me?
Mercury: Awww its so cute when he is confused
Becky: I LOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Mercury: Ok I think I'm going to have to save Nny right now.
Becky: ::hiss:: He's mine! ::holds nny protectively::
Mercury: Whoa sorry Nny your on your own.
Nny: Its ok I think I like her hugging me but could u let go a little I can't breathe
Becky: Oh sorry heh
Mercury: Can we ask questions now?
Becky: Ok but I have to hug him at the same time.
Mercury: Fine. I want to go first, Nny do u like knifes?
Nny: Yeah.
Mercury: What about swords?
Nny: Yeah that too.
Mercury: Ok good ::starts to lick a sword with red substance on it::
Becky: Um what's on that sword.
Mercury: The guy that took my cookie ::evil grin::
Becky: O.O
Nny: I think I like her.
Becky: What about me?
Nny: I like the both of u.
Mercury: Ok lets get some questions from the audience.
Audience member#56: Yeah Nny why are u such a freak.
Nny: I'm not a freak u are.
Audience member#56: You suck, your boring. Hahahaha
Audience member#43: Yeah your a physco!
Becky: Hey shut up.
Mercury: Yeah nobody insults my guest.
Nny: ::twitches:: I was.. only trying to be... nice.
Audience member#378: Ha nice u don't know nice cause nobody loves u.
Becky,Nny,Mercury: THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD!
:: Nny and Becky kill Audience member# 56,43,378 while Mercury kills anyone that tried to take her cookie::
Audience: X_X ::everybody's dead::
Mercury: Well that was fun. Right Beck..y
::Becky and Nny are staring at each other all lovely eyed:: (Is that a word?)
Mercury: Hmmm I think I see a love connection between u two.
Becky: Yeaaaaaaa ::sigh::
Nny: Let's go.
Becky: Ok ::sigh::
::And so Becky and Nny go off to frolic in a meadow somewhere::
Mercury: Hmmmm. Ok I guess that's it I'm Mercury and that was Becky ::dials on cell phone:: Hey Kurama u free tonight?
Wow, that was short wasn't it? Heh sorry about that I didn't know what else to write. Oh well next is Kuwabara! Did anyone notice that Hiei wasn't here?
Hiei: I'm right here!! ::is tied to a chair::
Kurama: Sorry the tape came lose.
Mercury: Oh well guess he didn't want to come.
Disclaimer: If you sue me you will get a pencil and a pen! ^_^
*Backstage of course*
Mercury: ZZzzzzZzZZZzz
Becky: Hey wake up were on in 5 mins.
Mercury: ZzzZZZZzzzzZ ::mumbles:: the cows are yelling at me again.
Becky: Huh? Grrrrrr ::kicks Mercury:: WAKE UP!
Mercury: What damnit! I'm tired.
Becky: And the reason for that is????
Mercury: ::yawn:: Kurama kept me up last night.
Becky: oooooOOooOOOOOO I knew there was something going on between u two.
Mercury: It wasn't anything like that last night!
Becky: Uh huh so what was it last night than hmmmm?
Mercury: I spent all night looking to see what was in his hair. See look at what I got! ::holds up cell phone, tv, laptop, Dvd player, and a Kurama plushy::
Becky: Do u think he can give me a new computer, mine is too slow!
Guy that works there: Your on in 1 min.
Becky: Who's that we don't have anyone working for us.
Mercury: That's the guy that took my cookie!
*On with the show*
Mercury: Melome to MHASFDKR ::eating cookie::
Becky: What she is saying is Welcome to M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R, I'm Becky.
Mercury: And I'm Mercury ym ym ym. Oh and make that Mercury and Becky cute non-anime guy torture room for today. Now time to press the magic green button.
Becky: Why?
Mercury: You'll see.
Audience: WoOOOooooOOo
::Big flashy light with the thing::
::Out comes NNY!::
Becky: O.O n..nny? NNY!!!! ::glomps him::
Nny: ::puzzled:: Huh someone hugging... me.
Becky: I LOVE U NNY!
Nny: Love...me?
Mercury: Awww its so cute when he is confused
Becky: I LOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Mercury: Ok I think I'm going to have to save Nny right now.
Becky: ::hiss:: He's mine! ::holds nny protectively::
Mercury: Whoa sorry Nny your on your own.
Nny: Its ok I think I like her hugging me but could u let go a little I can't breathe
Becky: Oh sorry heh
Mercury: Can we ask questions now?
Becky: Ok but I have to hug him at the same time.
Mercury: Fine. I want to go first, Nny do u like knifes?
Nny: Yeah.
Mercury: What about swords?
Nny: Yeah that too.
Mercury: Ok good ::starts to lick a sword with red substance on it::
Becky: Um what's on that sword.
Mercury: The guy that took my cookie ::evil grin::
Becky: O.O
Nny: I think I like her.
Becky: What about me?
Nny: I like the both of u.
Mercury: Ok lets get some questions from the audience.
Audience member#56: Yeah Nny why are u such a freak.
Nny: I'm not a freak u are.
Audience member#56: You suck, your boring. Hahahaha
Audience member#43: Yeah your a physco!
Becky: Hey shut up.
Mercury: Yeah nobody insults my guest.
Nny: ::twitches:: I was.. only trying to be... nice.
Audience member#378: Ha nice u don't know nice cause nobody loves u.
Becky,Nny,Mercury: THAT'S IT YOUR DEAD!
:: Nny and Becky kill Audience member# 56,43,378 while Mercury kills anyone that tried to take her cookie::
Audience: X_X ::everybody's dead::
Mercury: Well that was fun. Right Beck..y
::Becky and Nny are staring at each other all lovely eyed:: (Is that a word?)
Mercury: Hmmm I think I see a love connection between u two.
Becky: Yeaaaaaaa ::sigh::
Nny: Let's go.
Becky: Ok ::sigh::
::And so Becky and Nny go off to frolic in a meadow somewhere::
Mercury: Hmmmm. Ok I guess that's it I'm Mercury and that was Becky ::dials on cell phone:: Hey Kurama u free tonight?
Wow, that was short wasn't it? Heh sorry about that I didn't know what else to write. Oh well next is Kuwabara! Did anyone notice that Hiei wasn't here?
Hiei: I'm right here!! ::is tied to a chair::
Kurama: Sorry the tape came lose.
Mercury: Oh well guess he didn't want to come.