I was just reading some stuff from a Lively little Hiei-chan website, this
one woman made most of her stories where Kurama would change into Youko
Kurama, but whenever he changed into a youko he would always be horny lol.
Anyways I just thought I would make a joke out of this, it's a random
chapter.
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, and markers!
The Random Chapter
*At Kurama's house* (U didn't see that coming did u?!)
::Mercury and Becky are looking at all of the fanfic's that have to do with Kurama being paired up with another character, Nny is looking at the new titanium knife's commercial, while Kurama is watering his plants::
Mercury and Becky: ::are laughing hysterically::
Nny: Oooooo only $9.99 for 10 knife's, Becky can I buy some?
Becky: Yeah ::giggle:: u can. ::is laughing hysterically again::
Kurama: What's so funny? ::looks at computer screen:: WHA!!
Nny: ::looks too:: Hmm wow that many people, u like to do it with so many people at once don't u?
Kurama: No I don't! I'm nothing like that! These people are sick, how many have I been paired up with?
Mercury: Well u been paired up with Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Yomi, and Karasu. U know I should be mad at u, how could u cheat on me like that ::fake sob::
Kurama: U know that I would never do anything with Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Yomi, Karasu and ESPECIALLY Hiei!
Mercury: ::more fake sobs:: How could u, I trusted u.
Becky: Look at what u did Kurama, u are mean!
Nny: Yeah man how could u do so many people at once!?
Kurama: IT'S NOT TRUE, I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!
Mercury: I'm heart broken ::sob::
Kurama: Ahhh! There all fake.
Nny: Yeah sure that's really gonna work.
Becky: Why don't u just make it up to her. It's so sad what u did ::fake sniff:: It brings a tear to my eye.
Kurama: ::sigh:: Fine I will do anything u want me to do just name it. ::mumbles:: even though u were just faking it.
Mercury: Ok anything I want hmm ::evil grin::
Kurama: Oh no.
Mercury: I want u to turn into Youko Kurama for me!
Kurama: What? U might want to think about this.
Becky: Why? Just because some girl made your youko form always horny doesn't mean that it's true.
Kurama: ::eyes are dashing nervously around the room::
Nny: Is it?
Kurama: I'm just asking if u are sure about this.
Nny: U still didn't answer the question.
Becky: He's just not answering it cause he doesn't want to turn into a youko. He's just a pansy.
Kurama: A pansy?!
Mercury: Yeah u said u would make it up to me and anyways I heard that youko hair is very soft.
Nny: What does that have to do with anything? Are u going to pet him or something?
Mercury: Yup
Nny: I'm outta here.
Becky: No stay please, u can order the knifes. Here's my phone.
Nny: Really? Ok I'll stay.
Mercury: I'm waiting.
Kurama: ::sigh:: Are u sure u want me to do this?
::All shake head::
Kurama: Ok but don't blame me if something happens ::turns to his youko form:: (well that was quick)
Nny: White hair? I hate white it should be black.
Becky: Oooo look at those eyes. Wait is he wearing a blanket?
Mercury: WAAAAA!!!! ::jumps on Youko Kurama and starts to pat his head:: U are sooo cute!!! WAAAA!!!! So soft!!
Youko Kurama: ::rubs his face against Mercury's:: I like it when u scratch behind my ear.
Mercury: Waaaaa! Ok your so cute. ::scratches ear::
Youko Kurama: ::whispers in Mercury's ear:: U can pet me in other places.
Mercury: Waaa Ok!!! Wait, What?! O.O
Youko Kurama: Hmm didn't your friend want to feel how soft my hair too? ::walks over to Becky::
Becky: Hey u stay back, u horny kitsune.
Youko Kurama: But everybody loves my hair.
::doorbell rings and everybody stops what they are doing::
Nny: ::opens door:: Ahh they finally came.
UPS Guy: Yeah here are your Titanium knife's. Excuse me, I think I need my tip now.
Nny: ::closes door in UPS Guys face:: Ok u can go on now YK.
Youko Kurama: As I was saying everybody like my hairrrrrrr Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nny: ::cut some of Youko Kurama's hair off::
Youko Kurama: Why u. I can kill u in one sec.
Nny: ::cuts other side of Youko's hair:: Hehe do u want me cut something else off so no one can tell if u are a girl or guy?
Becky: Waaa your soo brave Nny ::huggles him::
Youko Kurama: Yikkk, I was just kidding, u know me I'm a big joker hehe ::nerves laugh::
Nny: Ok than. Let's go to the gun shop.
Becky: Weeeee I love weapons!!! ::skips out door happily::
Mercury: I think I'll go with them.
Youko Kurama: ::closes door:: Your not going anywhere, we haven't finished yet. ::evil grin or sexy grin, whatever it was a grin::
Mercury: Haha ::nerves laugh:: And how do we finish this?
Youko Kurama: I'll tell u when we are finished. ::grin again, I think, I don't know how to describe it::
Mercury: Ummm what do I have to do to turn u back to Kurama?
Youko Kurama: The fox that is standing in front of u ::I got it horny grin! ok fine evil grin::
Mercury: O.O
*outside*
Becky: Oh no, Mercury is still up there!
::they hear glass braking and both look up::
Mercury: ::jumped out of window:: AHHHHHH!
Nny and Becky: O.O
Mercury: ::lands on her feet and runs off screaming like a maniac:: HELP ME!!!!
Youko Kurama: ::jumps out of window and lands on the ground:: Wait we haven't finished yet!!! ::runs after Mercury::
Nny: Should we do something?
Becky: No she was the one that wanted him to turn into Youko Kurama, come on let's go to Weapons 4 U.
I just love Youko Kurama. But I was having some problems describing his grin. Cause in every picture that I saw him smiling he looked evil or sexy, wait actually he always does. Well anyways just think of him smiling and me running like an idiot. Next chapter is Spike!
YK: I finally found u!
Mercury: Ahhhhh!! ::runs away::
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, and markers!
The Random Chapter
*At Kurama's house* (U didn't see that coming did u?!)
::Mercury and Becky are looking at all of the fanfic's that have to do with Kurama being paired up with another character, Nny is looking at the new titanium knife's commercial, while Kurama is watering his plants::
Mercury and Becky: ::are laughing hysterically::
Nny: Oooooo only $9.99 for 10 knife's, Becky can I buy some?
Becky: Yeah ::giggle:: u can. ::is laughing hysterically again::
Kurama: What's so funny? ::looks at computer screen:: WHA!!
Nny: ::looks too:: Hmm wow that many people, u like to do it with so many people at once don't u?
Kurama: No I don't! I'm nothing like that! These people are sick, how many have I been paired up with?
Mercury: Well u been paired up with Hiei, Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Yomi, and Karasu. U know I should be mad at u, how could u cheat on me like that ::fake sob::
Kurama: U know that I would never do anything with Yusuke, Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Yomi, Karasu and ESPECIALLY Hiei!
Mercury: ::more fake sobs:: How could u, I trusted u.
Becky: Look at what u did Kurama, u are mean!
Nny: Yeah man how could u do so many people at once!?
Kurama: IT'S NOT TRUE, I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!
Mercury: I'm heart broken ::sob::
Kurama: Ahhh! There all fake.
Nny: Yeah sure that's really gonna work.
Becky: Why don't u just make it up to her. It's so sad what u did ::fake sniff:: It brings a tear to my eye.
Kurama: ::sigh:: Fine I will do anything u want me to do just name it. ::mumbles:: even though u were just faking it.
Mercury: Ok anything I want hmm ::evil grin::
Kurama: Oh no.
Mercury: I want u to turn into Youko Kurama for me!
Kurama: What? U might want to think about this.
Becky: Why? Just because some girl made your youko form always horny doesn't mean that it's true.
Kurama: ::eyes are dashing nervously around the room::
Nny: Is it?
Kurama: I'm just asking if u are sure about this.
Nny: U still didn't answer the question.
Becky: He's just not answering it cause he doesn't want to turn into a youko. He's just a pansy.
Kurama: A pansy?!
Mercury: Yeah u said u would make it up to me and anyways I heard that youko hair is very soft.
Nny: What does that have to do with anything? Are u going to pet him or something?
Mercury: Yup
Nny: I'm outta here.
Becky: No stay please, u can order the knifes. Here's my phone.
Nny: Really? Ok I'll stay.
Mercury: I'm waiting.
Kurama: ::sigh:: Are u sure u want me to do this?
::All shake head::
Kurama: Ok but don't blame me if something happens ::turns to his youko form:: (well that was quick)
Nny: White hair? I hate white it should be black.
Becky: Oooo look at those eyes. Wait is he wearing a blanket?
Mercury: WAAAAA!!!! ::jumps on Youko Kurama and starts to pat his head:: U are sooo cute!!! WAAAA!!!! So soft!!
Youko Kurama: ::rubs his face against Mercury's:: I like it when u scratch behind my ear.
Mercury: Waaaaa! Ok your so cute. ::scratches ear::
Youko Kurama: ::whispers in Mercury's ear:: U can pet me in other places.
Mercury: Waaa Ok!!! Wait, What?! O.O
Youko Kurama: Hmm didn't your friend want to feel how soft my hair too? ::walks over to Becky::
Becky: Hey u stay back, u horny kitsune.
Youko Kurama: But everybody loves my hair.
::doorbell rings and everybody stops what they are doing::
Nny: ::opens door:: Ahh they finally came.
UPS Guy: Yeah here are your Titanium knife's. Excuse me, I think I need my tip now.
Nny: ::closes door in UPS Guys face:: Ok u can go on now YK.
Youko Kurama: As I was saying everybody like my hairrrrrrr Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nny: ::cut some of Youko Kurama's hair off::
Youko Kurama: Why u. I can kill u in one sec.
Nny: ::cuts other side of Youko's hair:: Hehe do u want me cut something else off so no one can tell if u are a girl or guy?
Becky: Waaa your soo brave Nny ::huggles him::
Youko Kurama: Yikkk, I was just kidding, u know me I'm a big joker hehe ::nerves laugh::
Nny: Ok than. Let's go to the gun shop.
Becky: Weeeee I love weapons!!! ::skips out door happily::
Mercury: I think I'll go with them.
Youko Kurama: ::closes door:: Your not going anywhere, we haven't finished yet. ::evil grin or sexy grin, whatever it was a grin::
Mercury: Haha ::nerves laugh:: And how do we finish this?
Youko Kurama: I'll tell u when we are finished. ::grin again, I think, I don't know how to describe it::
Mercury: Ummm what do I have to do to turn u back to Kurama?
Youko Kurama: The fox that is standing in front of u ::I got it horny grin! ok fine evil grin::
Mercury: O.O
*outside*
Becky: Oh no, Mercury is still up there!
::they hear glass braking and both look up::
Mercury: ::jumped out of window:: AHHHHHH!
Nny and Becky: O.O
Mercury: ::lands on her feet and runs off screaming like a maniac:: HELP ME!!!!
Youko Kurama: ::jumps out of window and lands on the ground:: Wait we haven't finished yet!!! ::runs after Mercury::
Nny: Should we do something?
Becky: No she was the one that wanted him to turn into Youko Kurama, come on let's go to Weapons 4 U.
I just love Youko Kurama. But I was having some problems describing his grin. Cause in every picture that I saw him smiling he looked evil or sexy, wait actually he always does. Well anyways just think of him smiling and me running like an idiot. Next chapter is Spike!
YK: I finally found u!
Mercury: Ahhhhh!! ::runs away::