Ok today is Spike! I have to say sorry to Thorn that I didn't add Ed, I'm
sorry!, but I wrote all of these chapters in the summer and I didn't know
where to put her so instead I'm giving her her own chapter! I don't usually
do this but oh well I'm breaking the freaking rules, Muhahahahahaha ::2
guys with a straight jacket comes in:: Your going to have to come with us.
Ok I better run now Bye.
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pen, a pencil, looseleaf, and crayons!
*Backstage, like u didn't see that coming*
Becky: Mercury u can get out the bathroom now.
Mercury: No! Hiei will get me.
Becky: No he won't , he's not even here.
Mercury: Yes he is, he is evvvvverywheeeerrrre.
Nny: Here let me try, Mercury I have your sword again.
Mercury: No u don't I have it.
Nny: Oh well it was worth a try.
Kurama: I think I have an idea, Mercury I'll let u look in my hair again.
Mercury: Really? I can get a new radio?
Kurama: Yes I promise.
Mercury: ::brakes down door:: WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO! I loooovvvvvvvvee u Kurama ::hugs Kurama::
Kurama: My ideas always works.
Becky and Nny: Shut up.
*On stage, u should know that*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R. I'm Mercury.
Becky: I'm Becky.
Kurama: I'm Kurama.
Kurama Fangirls: WE STILL LOVE U KURAMA!!!!
Mercury: I thought I killed them all.
Nny: And I like knifes, I mean I'm Nny.
Mercury: Today we can't do the big flashy lighty thingy.
Audience: AWWWW!
Mercury: So instead of using a transporter to bring our guest here we have to use good o'fashion violence. And that brings us to today's sponsor, Will's Transport N' Violence, finally violence and transportation together at last.
Becky: So who is the one that will bring Spike here?
Mercury: Heh well I hired my brother to do that job, hmm he should be here in a little while.
*an hour later*
Kurama: When the hell is he getting here?
Nny: Yeah I'm running out of knifes to play with.
Becky: Me too.
Spike's Fangirls: WE WANT SPIKE!!!
Mercury: Shut up!
::u hear a door opening in the background::
Will: ::carrying a bag:: I got Spike.
Mercury: Finally.
Jen: Where's Spike!
Mercury: What the hell? I thought u didn't like anime.
Jen: I like Spike.
Becky: It's like a freaken family reunion.
Jen: ::looks at Kurama::
Kurama: ^_^;
Jen: I think I also like the guy with the red hair.
Mercury: ::hiss:: He's mine! ::holds Kurama::
Jen: Hmm no wonder your not home anymore u have a boyfriend. Hm maybe I'll take the guy with the black hair.
Becky: Grrr he's mine.
Jen: Heh sorry ^_^;
Mercury: Anyways, I think we have a problem with the transporter.
Will: I'll fix it but u have to pay me.
Mercury: Hn.
Hiei: ::runs in:: Hey that's my word.
Nny: Hiei!! grrr!
Becky: Hiei!!
Mercury: No get him the hell out of here before they fight again!!!
Jen: ::runs up to Hiei:: Hey your kinda cute, but short.
Hiei: Ahhh! ::runs away::
Kurama: Can we please start the show.
Mercury: Ok ::cuts the bag that has Spike::
Spike: Let me the fuck go!! ::kicks Mercury::
Mercury: @_@
Kurama: Mercury! Your going to pay for that! Rose Whip!!
Spike: Try me! ::takes out a gun::
::Kurama and Spike start to fight::
Becky: ::sigh:: Spike is so hot.
Nny: ::pouts::
Kurama Fangirls: Go Kurama!!!
Spike Fangirls: Go Spike!!
Will: ::shoots a net at both of them:: That'll shut them up. ::starts to bang the transporter with a hammer::
Mercury: ::wakes up:: Ow! Damn, calm down Spike we are just going to ask u questions.
Spike: Really? That's it?
Becky: Pretty much.
Spike: Ok.
Becky: ::unties both Kurama and Spike:: Spike!! ::hugs him::
Mercury: Thank u Kurama ::hugs Kurama::
Kurama: Heh. It was nothing ^_^
Mercury: Alright lets get some questions from the audience.
Spike Fangirl#34,565: Umm ok Spike u are like so hot.
Spike: Your crazy.
Spike Fangirl#34,565: He just called me crazy, sigh ::falls over::
Spike: Who was she?
Kurama: Its something called a fan girl stupid.
Spike: I knew that!
Mercury: Quiet the both of u!
Spike Fangirl#2,976: Ok Spike why don't u ever call Julia.
Spike: Julia! ::grabs fangirl:: Where is Julia!!!
Kurama Fangirl#674: Ha he doesn't even know how to treat a woman!
Mercury: Spike let her go, bad Spike! ::hits him with a rolled up newspaper::
Spike: Ow.
Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: Thanks for hitting him.
Mercury: ^_^;
Spike: ::pouts::
Spike Fangirl#2,976: Shut up!!
Kurama Fangirl#674: No u shut up bitch! ::they both start to fight each other::
Mercury: Ok this chapter is getting bad.
Becky: I have a question. Spike will u go out with me?
Mercury: No way he is going to go out with me first!
Spike: Umm O.O;
Nny and Kurama: I don't know what they see in him.
Mercury: His hair ::sigh::
Becky: His eyes :: also sigh::
Spike: Umm I only want Julia.
Becky: Blah forget her, u haven't talked to her in years.
Mercury: Yeah do u expect her just to let u get away with that?!
Spike: I have no idea what to say.
Jen: I think I have found the man I want to marry.
Everybody: O.O Huh?!
Jen: What?
Will: I think I fixed it, just one more hit ::hits transporter with a hammer::
Kurama: Good now we can transport him out of here.
Spike: Screw u!
Kurama: U wish!
::both start to fight::
Kurama Fangirls: Boo Spike!!
Spike Fangirls: Boo Kurama!!
::Kurama and Spike fangirls start to fight each other::
Becky: This ain't good!
Mercury: Yeah the studio is gonna get ruined!!
Will: I'll take care of this ::throws a grenade in the audience:: Fire in the Hole!!
::Big Boom ^_^::
Every single person in the Audience: X.X ::Died::
Spike: Long haired girly boy!
Kurama: Afro Man-whore!
Nny: I'm enjoying this match ::eats popcorn::
Mercury: ::transports Spike back:: Ok that's the end of the show, I'm Mercury.
Becky: I'm Becky. I want Spike.
Kurama: I'm Kurama. I kicked ass! Mwhahaha!
Nny: And I'm Nny.
Jen: Hey I wanted to marry him.
Mercury: I transported him in your closet.
Jen: Oh. Bye. ::leaves::
Will: Hmmm ::starts to hit a guy with the hammer::
Well I was thinking of doing a female character some time soon, it'll probably be from Cowboy Bebop but I don't know which chapter to put her in . Everybody seems to have rivals, first it's Hiei and Nny than it's Kurama and Spike. I just love fights!
Hiei: I only had one line.
Mercury: Baka fire demon. ^_^
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pen, a pencil, looseleaf, and crayons!
*Backstage, like u didn't see that coming*
Becky: Mercury u can get out the bathroom now.
Mercury: No! Hiei will get me.
Becky: No he won't , he's not even here.
Mercury: Yes he is, he is evvvvverywheeeerrrre.
Nny: Here let me try, Mercury I have your sword again.
Mercury: No u don't I have it.
Nny: Oh well it was worth a try.
Kurama: I think I have an idea, Mercury I'll let u look in my hair again.
Mercury: Really? I can get a new radio?
Kurama: Yes I promise.
Mercury: ::brakes down door:: WHOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO! I loooovvvvvvvvee u Kurama ::hugs Kurama::
Kurama: My ideas always works.
Becky and Nny: Shut up.
*On stage, u should know that*
Mercury: Hi and welcome to M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R. I'm Mercury.
Becky: I'm Becky.
Kurama: I'm Kurama.
Kurama Fangirls: WE STILL LOVE U KURAMA!!!!
Mercury: I thought I killed them all.
Nny: And I like knifes, I mean I'm Nny.
Mercury: Today we can't do the big flashy lighty thingy.
Audience: AWWWW!
Mercury: So instead of using a transporter to bring our guest here we have to use good o'fashion violence. And that brings us to today's sponsor, Will's Transport N' Violence, finally violence and transportation together at last.
Becky: So who is the one that will bring Spike here?
Mercury: Heh well I hired my brother to do that job, hmm he should be here in a little while.
*an hour later*
Kurama: When the hell is he getting here?
Nny: Yeah I'm running out of knifes to play with.
Becky: Me too.
Spike's Fangirls: WE WANT SPIKE!!!
Mercury: Shut up!
::u hear a door opening in the background::
Will: ::carrying a bag:: I got Spike.
Mercury: Finally.
Jen: Where's Spike!
Mercury: What the hell? I thought u didn't like anime.
Jen: I like Spike.
Becky: It's like a freaken family reunion.
Jen: ::looks at Kurama::
Kurama: ^_^;
Jen: I think I also like the guy with the red hair.
Mercury: ::hiss:: He's mine! ::holds Kurama::
Jen: Hmm no wonder your not home anymore u have a boyfriend. Hm maybe I'll take the guy with the black hair.
Becky: Grrr he's mine.
Jen: Heh sorry ^_^;
Mercury: Anyways, I think we have a problem with the transporter.
Will: I'll fix it but u have to pay me.
Mercury: Hn.
Hiei: ::runs in:: Hey that's my word.
Nny: Hiei!! grrr!
Becky: Hiei!!
Mercury: No get him the hell out of here before they fight again!!!
Jen: ::runs up to Hiei:: Hey your kinda cute, but short.
Hiei: Ahhh! ::runs away::
Kurama: Can we please start the show.
Mercury: Ok ::cuts the bag that has Spike::
Spike: Let me the fuck go!! ::kicks Mercury::
Mercury: @_@
Kurama: Mercury! Your going to pay for that! Rose Whip!!
Spike: Try me! ::takes out a gun::
::Kurama and Spike start to fight::
Becky: ::sigh:: Spike is so hot.
Nny: ::pouts::
Kurama Fangirls: Go Kurama!!!
Spike Fangirls: Go Spike!!
Will: ::shoots a net at both of them:: That'll shut them up. ::starts to bang the transporter with a hammer::
Mercury: ::wakes up:: Ow! Damn, calm down Spike we are just going to ask u questions.
Spike: Really? That's it?
Becky: Pretty much.
Spike: Ok.
Becky: ::unties both Kurama and Spike:: Spike!! ::hugs him::
Mercury: Thank u Kurama ::hugs Kurama::
Kurama: Heh. It was nothing ^_^
Mercury: Alright lets get some questions from the audience.
Spike Fangirl#34,565: Umm ok Spike u are like so hot.
Spike: Your crazy.
Spike Fangirl#34,565: He just called me crazy, sigh ::falls over::
Spike: Who was she?
Kurama: Its something called a fan girl stupid.
Spike: I knew that!
Mercury: Quiet the both of u!
Spike Fangirl#2,976: Ok Spike why don't u ever call Julia.
Spike: Julia! ::grabs fangirl:: Where is Julia!!!
Kurama Fangirl#674: Ha he doesn't even know how to treat a woman!
Mercury: Spike let her go, bad Spike! ::hits him with a rolled up newspaper::
Spike: Ow.
Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: Thanks for hitting him.
Mercury: ^_^;
Spike: ::pouts::
Spike Fangirl#2,976: Shut up!!
Kurama Fangirl#674: No u shut up bitch! ::they both start to fight each other::
Mercury: Ok this chapter is getting bad.
Becky: I have a question. Spike will u go out with me?
Mercury: No way he is going to go out with me first!
Spike: Umm O.O;
Nny and Kurama: I don't know what they see in him.
Mercury: His hair ::sigh::
Becky: His eyes :: also sigh::
Spike: Umm I only want Julia.
Becky: Blah forget her, u haven't talked to her in years.
Mercury: Yeah do u expect her just to let u get away with that?!
Spike: I have no idea what to say.
Jen: I think I have found the man I want to marry.
Everybody: O.O Huh?!
Jen: What?
Will: I think I fixed it, just one more hit ::hits transporter with a hammer::
Kurama: Good now we can transport him out of here.
Spike: Screw u!
Kurama: U wish!
::both start to fight::
Kurama Fangirls: Boo Spike!!
Spike Fangirls: Boo Kurama!!
::Kurama and Spike fangirls start to fight each other::
Becky: This ain't good!
Mercury: Yeah the studio is gonna get ruined!!
Will: I'll take care of this ::throws a grenade in the audience:: Fire in the Hole!!
::Big Boom ^_^::
Every single person in the Audience: X.X ::Died::
Spike: Long haired girly boy!
Kurama: Afro Man-whore!
Nny: I'm enjoying this match ::eats popcorn::
Mercury: ::transports Spike back:: Ok that's the end of the show, I'm Mercury.
Becky: I'm Becky. I want Spike.
Kurama: I'm Kurama. I kicked ass! Mwhahaha!
Nny: And I'm Nny.
Jen: Hey I wanted to marry him.
Mercury: I transported him in your closet.
Jen: Oh. Bye. ::leaves::
Will: Hmmm ::starts to hit a guy with the hammer::
Well I was thinking of doing a female character some time soon, it'll probably be from Cowboy Bebop but I don't know which chapter to put her in . Everybody seems to have rivals, first it's Hiei and Nny than it's Kurama and Spike. I just love fights!
Hiei: I only had one line.
Mercury: Baka fire demon. ^_^