Hi! Oh and to Thorn I just need to upload 2 more chapters than I'll write
the one with Ed ok? Anyways this chapter comes from watching DBZ for 2
hours. Today is Vegita, the loveable, rude, scary, short, spiky haired,
psychotic, bad ass from DBZ. What's not to love!
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, and an eraser!
M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R (this is actually chap 7, not 8)
*backstage* ^_^;;
::there is a knock on the door:: Mailman!
Becky: Mail?
Mercury: Ok everybody calm down, I have it under control ::loads gun::
Becky: O.O Where did u get that from?!
Mercury: Weapon's 4 U. ::opens door and puts gun to guys face:: What do u want?!
Mailman: M.m..m..mail. Ahhhhh ::runs away::
Becky: Hmm there is a studio repair bill and a letter from your sister.
Mercury: Open the bill first.
Nny: The repair bill costs $45,986, this is coming out of our paychecks, isn't it?
Mercury: No actually that was the cheapest price I could get.
Kurama: Cheapest price?
Becky: But your brother built it! And that was the cheapest price u could get?!
Mailman: ::runs in and drops a letter:: Here I forgot to give this to u, don't hurt me u crazy bitch!! ahhhhhh! ::runs out::
Mercury: Ahh see now it's just $500 ^_^
*On stage* (boo)
Becky: Welcome to M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R. I'm Becky.
Mercury: I'm Mercury.
Nny and Kurama: And we are Nny and Kurama.
Mercury: Before we transport our guest here, I wanted to read the letter from my sister, Jen. She wrote:
Hey Mercury, Me and Spike got married, I really liked him at first but he kept on escaping from his cage. Well anyways I left Spike and took all of his money, I'm now married to Jet! And he is so nice to me! Anyways bye.
Kurama: Yes! It's just what I wished for! Now Spike will get no where near u Mercury.
Mercury: ::sigh::
Nny: Hey can I press the green button?
Becky: Go ahead.
Nny: ::presses it::
::big flashy lighty thingy with the thing::
Vegita: Huh? Where am I?
Becky: ::sigh:: Veggie-chan.
Mercury: Awww he's so short. ^_^
Vegita: Veggie? Short?! I'm not short, you'll pay for that!
Mercury: Security!
Will: ::injects him with morphine:: That'll clam him down.
Becky: ::hugs Vegeta::
Vegita: Hey there are 2 of u.
Mercury: Ok now time for questions. From the audience first.
Vegita Fangirl#23: Yeah Vegeta, why do u hang with Goku, u are like so much stronger than he is.
Vegita: Hey that cow is talking!
Nny: Ha! I think I like him, I would like him more if he would stop hugging Becky.
Kurama: That was mean.
Vegita Fangirl#23: WAAAAA I'm not a cow!! ::cries::
Audience member: Look at what u did u made her cry!
A bunch of audience members: Yeah we want our money back! Get them!
Mercury: Security!
Will: I'm gonna killlll u! ::shoots them::
The bunch of audience members: X_X ::died::
Kurama: I have a question, how come your so short?
::Everyone looks at Kurama::
Kurama: What? I want to insult people too.
Mercury: Hmm that's true. Yeah Vegeta where u born that way.
Vegita: Well actually I was um um um
Becky: Go ahead. I don't care what your answer is, I like u short.
Nny: ::pouts::
Vegita: Um um um. I can't hold it in anymore! ::hugs Mercury while crying on her shoulder:: It's so horrible! They forced me to do it!
Kurama: Do what?
Vegita: ::cries:: THEY MAKE ME TAKE ANTI-GROWTH HORMONES!!!
Everybody: O.O
Nny: Ha that's funny.
Vegita: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mercury: Jebus, I never thought I would see the day when Vegita cried.
Nny: Hey did anyone notice that the studio was fixed?
::all look around::
Becky: Yeah we have real chairs this time and the audience is sitting on patted benches too.
Kurama: What's with the benches?
Mercury: The benches were brought to u by our sponsor, We steal 4 U. They'll steal anything from pencils to nuclear warheads!
Vegita: Hey did anyone forgot that I was crying?
Everyone: Oh.
Vegita: ::starts crying again:: I didn't know that it was on the contract! Waaaaaaa!
Mercury: Shhhhhh it's ok people like u short.
Vegita: Really?
Mercury: Yeah.
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Vegita: ::fall asleep in her arms::
Mercury: Awww that's cute, I think.
Becky: Why won't he hug me ::pouts::
Nny: Cause I would cut his hair off like I did to that Youko Kurama guy.
Kurama: Damnit u just had to say his name, don't blame me for what is about to happen.
Becky: Huh?
Kurama: ::turns into Youko Kurama:: I'm back!
Mercury: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nny: Hmmm his hair grew back.
Youko Kurama: Mercury, we still haven't finished ::evil grin::
Mercury: AHHHHHHHHHH, here u take Vegita ::throws Vegita at Becky and starts to run for the door::
Becky: Weeee! Now he is in my arms ^_^
Youko Kurama: ::closes door:: I hope u realize that nobody runs away from a youko, we always get what we want.
Mercury: Security!
::shows Will sleeping on the couch::
Will: ZZzZzzZZZZzzzZZ
Mercury: Son of a bitch!
Youko Kurama: See u can't run anywhere else so why don't we just finish this.
Mercury: Yikk ::thinks:: Nny! He said that he wanted to flirt with Becky!
Nny: What? Well now that I think about it his hair could use a trim.
Youko Kurama: Oh yeah u again, this time cutting my hair off is not enough.
::Youko Kurama and Nny start to fight::
Vegita: ::wakes up:: What the... ::looks at Becky:: Let me go! I'm getting out of here! ::blasts a hole in the wall and leaves::
Becky: Nooooooooooooo! ::looks at the fight:: Damn I think Youko Kurama is actually beating Nny!
Mercury: Awww u got to be kidding me! Maybe he is just saving his strength.
Becky: No he actually slept last night, so he doesn't have that much energy. I'm sorry to do this Mercury but I don't want Nny to get hurt.
Mercury: Do what? ::sounds scared::
Becky: Hey! Youko Kurama, Mercury said she is ready now!
Mercury: O.O
Youko Kurama: Really?! Ok your off the hook kid. Coming! ::skips happily towards Mercury::
Mercury: Traitor!
Becky: Heh sorry.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: So u finally made up your mind?
Mercury: No u basterd!! ::brakes free and runs away:: AHHHH!
Youko Kurama: Oh so your playing hard to get, I can play that too! ::runs after Mercury::
Nny: Shit! I wanted to beat him!
Becky: I was only trying to save u and also it's pretty funny seeing Mercury running for her life.
Nny: Yeah it is. Hehe.
Becky: I'm Becky, that was Mercury and running after her was Youko Kurama.
Nny: I'm Nny and that's it for M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R. I want my name in it too.
Ahhh I'm making fun of myself. I know I said I was going to do a girl but I'm to sure which one to pick so I'll keep on having guys on the show until I figure out who do have. Oh and the "I'm gonna killll" u and the "your gonna be sorry" sayings are from GTA3, so you'll be seeing more in other chapters ^_^.
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, and an eraser!
M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R (this is actually chap 7, not 8)
*backstage* ^_^;;
::there is a knock on the door:: Mailman!
Becky: Mail?
Mercury: Ok everybody calm down, I have it under control ::loads gun::
Becky: O.O Where did u get that from?!
Mercury: Weapon's 4 U. ::opens door and puts gun to guys face:: What do u want?!
Mailman: M.m..m..mail. Ahhhhh ::runs away::
Becky: Hmm there is a studio repair bill and a letter from your sister.
Mercury: Open the bill first.
Nny: The repair bill costs $45,986, this is coming out of our paychecks, isn't it?
Mercury: No actually that was the cheapest price I could get.
Kurama: Cheapest price?
Becky: But your brother built it! And that was the cheapest price u could get?!
Mailman: ::runs in and drops a letter:: Here I forgot to give this to u, don't hurt me u crazy bitch!! ahhhhhh! ::runs out::
Mercury: Ahh see now it's just $500 ^_^
*On stage* (boo)
Becky: Welcome to M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R. I'm Becky.
Mercury: I'm Mercury.
Nny and Kurama: And we are Nny and Kurama.
Mercury: Before we transport our guest here, I wanted to read the letter from my sister, Jen. She wrote:
Hey Mercury, Me and Spike got married, I really liked him at first but he kept on escaping from his cage. Well anyways I left Spike and took all of his money, I'm now married to Jet! And he is so nice to me! Anyways bye.
Kurama: Yes! It's just what I wished for! Now Spike will get no where near u Mercury.
Mercury: ::sigh::
Nny: Hey can I press the green button?
Becky: Go ahead.
Nny: ::presses it::
::big flashy lighty thingy with the thing::
Vegita: Huh? Where am I?
Becky: ::sigh:: Veggie-chan.
Mercury: Awww he's so short. ^_^
Vegita: Veggie? Short?! I'm not short, you'll pay for that!
Mercury: Security!
Will: ::injects him with morphine:: That'll clam him down.
Becky: ::hugs Vegeta::
Vegita: Hey there are 2 of u.
Mercury: Ok now time for questions. From the audience first.
Vegita Fangirl#23: Yeah Vegeta, why do u hang with Goku, u are like so much stronger than he is.
Vegita: Hey that cow is talking!
Nny: Ha! I think I like him, I would like him more if he would stop hugging Becky.
Kurama: That was mean.
Vegita Fangirl#23: WAAAAA I'm not a cow!! ::cries::
Audience member: Look at what u did u made her cry!
A bunch of audience members: Yeah we want our money back! Get them!
Mercury: Security!
Will: I'm gonna killlll u! ::shoots them::
The bunch of audience members: X_X ::died::
Kurama: I have a question, how come your so short?
::Everyone looks at Kurama::
Kurama: What? I want to insult people too.
Mercury: Hmm that's true. Yeah Vegeta where u born that way.
Vegita: Well actually I was um um um
Becky: Go ahead. I don't care what your answer is, I like u short.
Nny: ::pouts::
Vegita: Um um um. I can't hold it in anymore! ::hugs Mercury while crying on her shoulder:: It's so horrible! They forced me to do it!
Kurama: Do what?
Vegita: ::cries:: THEY MAKE ME TAKE ANTI-GROWTH HORMONES!!!
Everybody: O.O
Nny: Ha that's funny.
Vegita: WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Mercury: Jebus, I never thought I would see the day when Vegita cried.
Nny: Hey did anyone notice that the studio was fixed?
::all look around::
Becky: Yeah we have real chairs this time and the audience is sitting on patted benches too.
Kurama: What's with the benches?
Mercury: The benches were brought to u by our sponsor, We steal 4 U. They'll steal anything from pencils to nuclear warheads!
Vegita: Hey did anyone forgot that I was crying?
Everyone: Oh.
Vegita: ::starts crying again:: I didn't know that it was on the contract! Waaaaaaa!
Mercury: Shhhhhh it's ok people like u short.
Vegita: Really?
Mercury: Yeah.
Audience: AWWWWWWWWWWWW
Vegita: ::fall asleep in her arms::
Mercury: Awww that's cute, I think.
Becky: Why won't he hug me ::pouts::
Nny: Cause I would cut his hair off like I did to that Youko Kurama guy.
Kurama: Damnit u just had to say his name, don't blame me for what is about to happen.
Becky: Huh?
Kurama: ::turns into Youko Kurama:: I'm back!
Mercury: O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nny: Hmmm his hair grew back.
Youko Kurama: Mercury, we still haven't finished ::evil grin::
Mercury: AHHHHHHHHHH, here u take Vegita ::throws Vegita at Becky and starts to run for the door::
Becky: Weeee! Now he is in my arms ^_^
Youko Kurama: ::closes door:: I hope u realize that nobody runs away from a youko, we always get what we want.
Mercury: Security!
::shows Will sleeping on the couch::
Will: ZZzZzzZZZZzzzZZ
Mercury: Son of a bitch!
Youko Kurama: See u can't run anywhere else so why don't we just finish this.
Mercury: Yikk ::thinks:: Nny! He said that he wanted to flirt with Becky!
Nny: What? Well now that I think about it his hair could use a trim.
Youko Kurama: Oh yeah u again, this time cutting my hair off is not enough.
::Youko Kurama and Nny start to fight::
Vegita: ::wakes up:: What the... ::looks at Becky:: Let me go! I'm getting out of here! ::blasts a hole in the wall and leaves::
Becky: Nooooooooooooo! ::looks at the fight:: Damn I think Youko Kurama is actually beating Nny!
Mercury: Awww u got to be kidding me! Maybe he is just saving his strength.
Becky: No he actually slept last night, so he doesn't have that much energy. I'm sorry to do this Mercury but I don't want Nny to get hurt.
Mercury: Do what? ::sounds scared::
Becky: Hey! Youko Kurama, Mercury said she is ready now!
Mercury: O.O
Youko Kurama: Really?! Ok your off the hook kid. Coming! ::skips happily towards Mercury::
Mercury: Traitor!
Becky: Heh sorry.
Youko Kurama: ::hugs Mercury:: So u finally made up your mind?
Mercury: No u basterd!! ::brakes free and runs away:: AHHHH!
Youko Kurama: Oh so your playing hard to get, I can play that too! ::runs after Mercury::
Nny: Shit! I wanted to beat him!
Becky: I was only trying to save u and also it's pretty funny seeing Mercury running for her life.
Nny: Yeah it is. Hehe.
Becky: I'm Becky, that was Mercury and running after her was Youko Kurama.
Nny: I'm Nny and that's it for M.A.B.C.A.G.T.R. I want my name in it too.
Ahhh I'm making fun of myself. I know I said I was going to do a girl but I'm to sure which one to pick so I'll keep on having guys on the show until I figure out who do have. Oh and the "I'm gonna killll" u and the "your gonna be sorry" sayings are from GTA3, so you'll be seeing more in other chapters ^_^.