Today is Yusuke Urameshi! I noticed that Hiei has been gone for awhile.
Well I'm going to have my friend Omesh and Jessica in this chapter. More
people + More mayhem = More fun! If math was like this in real life than I
would pass :P
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, and a notebook! Wow I am becoming rich!
Now it's M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! Chapter 8
*backstage* (if u didn't know that than I feel sorry for u)
Mercury: Ok so how is this? Mercury, Becky, Kurama, and Nny cute anime guy torture room.
Nny: Why is his name first?
Kurama: Cause I am special. ::big grin::
Becky: My Nny should be first ::hugs Nny::
Mercury: Yeah but Kurama came before Nny.
Nny: I want to be first ::pouts::
Mercury: I am sorry Nny. Here have a freezy.
Nny: Wee your nice! ::drinks freezy happily::
Becky: Grrr! Don't compliment her!
Kurama: So why don't u compliment me instead.
Becky: ......
Kurama: Fine. Don't compliment me, no one does anyway.
Mercury: Awww my poor Kurama. Here have a rose plant.
Kurama: Ahhh. Thank u! ::takes plant and waters it::
Becky: Bitch.
Mercury: Yeah well they both like me better than u. Hehe.
*on stage*
Mercury: Hi and Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury.
Becky: I am Becky.
Kurama and Nny: And we are Kurama and Nny.
Becky: Today our guest is Yusuke!
Kurama: I am pressing the green button this time ::presses it::
::Big flashy Light::
Yusuke: Oh no not here! ::looks at Kurama:: Why won't u come back?
Kurama: Cause I like it here. ::is watering plant and has it under artificial light::
Nny: So u know about us? ::is throwing knifes on ceiling::
Yusuke: Umm yeah the whole group knows about u.
Mercury: What did they say?
Yusuke: Well Kuwabara locked himself in his closest fearing for his life and Hiei said that he like this girl named Becky but hated this girl named Mercury and that Kurama is together with her.
Becky: Weeee! Hiei likes me! See Mercury ::sticks out tongue::
Mercury: Grrr. He is so mean to me.
Kurama: Can we ask the questions now?
Nny: Sure ::catches knife between his teeth that fell from the ceiling::
Audience member#37: Yeah Yusuke. Why do u always wear green?
Yusuke: Cause I like green.
Audience member#37: ::mumbles:: Yeah well green sucks.
Yusuke: What was that?!
Audience member#826: Yusuke, I think that u are weaker than the others cause all u really have is the rei gun and shotgun.
Yusuke: I can show u how powerful the rei gun is if I use it on u.
Mercury: Why is everybody being so mean to him?
Audience member#876: Well he sucks.
Yusuke: Screw U!
Kurama: Yeah that's my friend.
Audience member#666: ::dressed in black with a mask on:: U all know Hiei is the best and strongest one on the team.
Becky: Weeeeee!!!!!! Hiei!!!!!!! ::runs up and takes off his mask::
Kurama: Hiei! Stop coming here just to insults us.
Nny: Grrrr Hiei!!!
Mercury: Damn.
Yusuke: What the hell?
Hiei: Ah Nny we haven't ::is interrupted by the teleporter going on::
::Jess and Omesh come out::
Mercury and Becky: Huh?
Jess: I figured out how to hack this thing.
Omesh: So this is what u do in your free time.
Mercury: Shut up.
Becky: Omesh! U still owe me a picture!
Omesh: I owe u nothing, except my vast knowledge of politics.
Becky: Give me my picture!! ::lunges for him::
Omesh: O.O Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Becky: ::attacks Omesh:: I want my picture!!!
Audience: Boooooooo! This show sucks!!
Jess: ::stares at audience with her death glare::
Audience: @_@ ::knocked out::
Mercury: Hey thanks.
Jess: ::stares at her::
Mercury: ::puts on sunglasses:: I got these sunglasses from our sponsor The Matrix is Calling me. U can buy the actual actors and keep them in a cage.
Nny: Um anyways Hiei what were u saying.
Hiei: ::is making out with Becky:: Huh?
Nny: Grrrrrrrr! U STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! ::attacks Hiei::
Jess: I thought u were attacking Omesh?
Becky: Yeah but I got my picture ::holds up picture::
Omesh: Ow! U stay away from me u crazed woman!
Will: ::throws gas bomb in audience::
Audience: ::wakes up than gets knocked out again:: @_@
Omesh: U are always killing people!
Will: I didn't kill them I just knocked them out.
Yusuke: Why am I still here?
Mercury: Cause your our guest.
Yusuke: Yeah some guest treatment. First I have people insult me than I have to see that Becky girl and Hiei make out.
Mercury: Yeah that was cruel Becky.
Kurama: Making out with Hiei that's sick.
Jess: I thought u liked that Nny guy.
Becky: Hehe I couldn't help myself.
Mercury: Nny is really going to like me better after this ::evil grin::
Becky: You'll pay for that.
Mercury: U can't do anything to me.
Becky: Youko Kurama!
Kurama: Damnit! ::turns into Youko Kurama::
Youko Kurama: ::grabs Mercury:: This time u are not going to get away from me.
Yusuke: Whoa.
Mercury: Noooo!!!
Nny: ::has beat up Hiei until he is a bloody plup:: Youko! ::throws knife that cuts most of his hair::
Youko Kurama: U again! ::they start to fight for the 3rd time!::
Becky: Weee!!! I am a youko! ::puts hair on her head::
Jess: What's with u and that youko guy, Mercury?
Mercury: Trust me u don't want to know.
Omesh: He's horny.
Will: A lot.
Mercury: Shut up!
Jess: Oh. So Mercury u have two guys in one.
Mercury: Grrr. Becky give me the hair.
Becky: No! It's mine.
Mercury: Give me the hair or I will make my Youko attack u!
Omesh: Oh, so now he is YOUR Youko?
Mercury: Quiet u.
Yusuke: ::shoots AM's# 37,826, and 876, than shoots a hole in the wall and sneaks out::
Becky: Ok here have it ::hands it over::
Mercury: ::puts on her head:: Wee now I am a youko.
Will: So now YOUR a Youko?
Mercury: Shaaaadddddupppppp!
Youko Kurama: Hey were both youko's now, that means we can bred the same species.
Mercury: Noooooooo! ::runs out of hole that Yusuke made::
Youko Kurama: I love it when she plays hard to get ::runs after her::
Nny: Hey come back here! Damnit!
Becky: Ok I guess we should end the show.
Jess: U didn't even pay much attention to Yusuke.
Nny: Yeah but I had fun ::looks at Hiei who is still unconscious::
Becky: Poor Hiei. Well I am Becky.
Omesh,Will,Nny: And we are Omesh, Will, and Nny.
Jess: ::looks at everyone with her death glare::
Everyone: @_@ ::knocked out::
Mercury: ::runs in:: I am Mercury.
Jess: ::death glare at Mercury::
Mercury: @_@
Youko Kurama: ::runs in:: I am Youko Kurama. Hey now it'll be easy since she is knocked out.
Jess: ::death glare at YK::
Youko Kurama: @_@
Jess: And I am Jess. I own this show and next the world!
Wow! 7 pages. I guess I got carried away with this one, oh well I didn't really pay attention to Yusuke. Poor Yusuke.( one more chapter Thorn).
Yusuke: Crazy bitch!
Hiei: Heartless basterd.
Mercury: WAAAAAA! Your all so mean! ::cries::
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, and a notebook! Wow I am becoming rich!
Now it's M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! Chapter 8
*backstage* (if u didn't know that than I feel sorry for u)
Mercury: Ok so how is this? Mercury, Becky, Kurama, and Nny cute anime guy torture room.
Nny: Why is his name first?
Kurama: Cause I am special. ::big grin::
Becky: My Nny should be first ::hugs Nny::
Mercury: Yeah but Kurama came before Nny.
Nny: I want to be first ::pouts::
Mercury: I am sorry Nny. Here have a freezy.
Nny: Wee your nice! ::drinks freezy happily::
Becky: Grrr! Don't compliment her!
Kurama: So why don't u compliment me instead.
Becky: ......
Kurama: Fine. Don't compliment me, no one does anyway.
Mercury: Awww my poor Kurama. Here have a rose plant.
Kurama: Ahhh. Thank u! ::takes plant and waters it::
Becky: Bitch.
Mercury: Yeah well they both like me better than u. Hehe.
*on stage*
Mercury: Hi and Welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury.
Becky: I am Becky.
Kurama and Nny: And we are Kurama and Nny.
Becky: Today our guest is Yusuke!
Kurama: I am pressing the green button this time ::presses it::
::Big flashy Light::
Yusuke: Oh no not here! ::looks at Kurama:: Why won't u come back?
Kurama: Cause I like it here. ::is watering plant and has it under artificial light::
Nny: So u know about us? ::is throwing knifes on ceiling::
Yusuke: Umm yeah the whole group knows about u.
Mercury: What did they say?
Yusuke: Well Kuwabara locked himself in his closest fearing for his life and Hiei said that he like this girl named Becky but hated this girl named Mercury and that Kurama is together with her.
Becky: Weeee! Hiei likes me! See Mercury ::sticks out tongue::
Mercury: Grrr. He is so mean to me.
Kurama: Can we ask the questions now?
Nny: Sure ::catches knife between his teeth that fell from the ceiling::
Audience member#37: Yeah Yusuke. Why do u always wear green?
Yusuke: Cause I like green.
Audience member#37: ::mumbles:: Yeah well green sucks.
Yusuke: What was that?!
Audience member#826: Yusuke, I think that u are weaker than the others cause all u really have is the rei gun and shotgun.
Yusuke: I can show u how powerful the rei gun is if I use it on u.
Mercury: Why is everybody being so mean to him?
Audience member#876: Well he sucks.
Yusuke: Screw U!
Kurama: Yeah that's my friend.
Audience member#666: ::dressed in black with a mask on:: U all know Hiei is the best and strongest one on the team.
Becky: Weeeeee!!!!!! Hiei!!!!!!! ::runs up and takes off his mask::
Kurama: Hiei! Stop coming here just to insults us.
Nny: Grrrr Hiei!!!
Mercury: Damn.
Yusuke: What the hell?
Hiei: Ah Nny we haven't ::is interrupted by the teleporter going on::
::Jess and Omesh come out::
Mercury and Becky: Huh?
Jess: I figured out how to hack this thing.
Omesh: So this is what u do in your free time.
Mercury: Shut up.
Becky: Omesh! U still owe me a picture!
Omesh: I owe u nothing, except my vast knowledge of politics.
Becky: Give me my picture!! ::lunges for him::
Omesh: O.O Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Becky: ::attacks Omesh:: I want my picture!!!
Audience: Boooooooo! This show sucks!!
Jess: ::stares at audience with her death glare::
Audience: @_@ ::knocked out::
Mercury: Hey thanks.
Jess: ::stares at her::
Mercury: ::puts on sunglasses:: I got these sunglasses from our sponsor The Matrix is Calling me. U can buy the actual actors and keep them in a cage.
Nny: Um anyways Hiei what were u saying.
Hiei: ::is making out with Becky:: Huh?
Nny: Grrrrrrrr! U STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! ::attacks Hiei::
Jess: I thought u were attacking Omesh?
Becky: Yeah but I got my picture ::holds up picture::
Omesh: Ow! U stay away from me u crazed woman!
Will: ::throws gas bomb in audience::
Audience: ::wakes up than gets knocked out again:: @_@
Omesh: U are always killing people!
Will: I didn't kill them I just knocked them out.
Yusuke: Why am I still here?
Mercury: Cause your our guest.
Yusuke: Yeah some guest treatment. First I have people insult me than I have to see that Becky girl and Hiei make out.
Mercury: Yeah that was cruel Becky.
Kurama: Making out with Hiei that's sick.
Jess: I thought u liked that Nny guy.
Becky: Hehe I couldn't help myself.
Mercury: Nny is really going to like me better after this ::evil grin::
Becky: You'll pay for that.
Mercury: U can't do anything to me.
Becky: Youko Kurama!
Kurama: Damnit! ::turns into Youko Kurama::
Youko Kurama: ::grabs Mercury:: This time u are not going to get away from me.
Yusuke: Whoa.
Mercury: Noooo!!!
Nny: ::has beat up Hiei until he is a bloody plup:: Youko! ::throws knife that cuts most of his hair::
Youko Kurama: U again! ::they start to fight for the 3rd time!::
Becky: Weee!!! I am a youko! ::puts hair on her head::
Jess: What's with u and that youko guy, Mercury?
Mercury: Trust me u don't want to know.
Omesh: He's horny.
Will: A lot.
Mercury: Shut up!
Jess: Oh. So Mercury u have two guys in one.
Mercury: Grrr. Becky give me the hair.
Becky: No! It's mine.
Mercury: Give me the hair or I will make my Youko attack u!
Omesh: Oh, so now he is YOUR Youko?
Mercury: Quiet u.
Yusuke: ::shoots AM's# 37,826, and 876, than shoots a hole in the wall and sneaks out::
Becky: Ok here have it ::hands it over::
Mercury: ::puts on her head:: Wee now I am a youko.
Will: So now YOUR a Youko?
Mercury: Shaaaadddddupppppp!
Youko Kurama: Hey were both youko's now, that means we can bred the same species.
Mercury: Noooooooo! ::runs out of hole that Yusuke made::
Youko Kurama: I love it when she plays hard to get ::runs after her::
Nny: Hey come back here! Damnit!
Becky: Ok I guess we should end the show.
Jess: U didn't even pay much attention to Yusuke.
Nny: Yeah but I had fun ::looks at Hiei who is still unconscious::
Becky: Poor Hiei. Well I am Becky.
Omesh,Will,Nny: And we are Omesh, Will, and Nny.
Jess: ::looks at everyone with her death glare::
Everyone: @_@ ::knocked out::
Mercury: ::runs in:: I am Mercury.
Jess: ::death glare at Mercury::
Mercury: @_@
Youko Kurama: ::runs in:: I am Youko Kurama. Hey now it'll be easy since she is knocked out.
Jess: ::death glare at YK::
Youko Kurama: @_@
Jess: And I am Jess. I own this show and next the world!
Wow! 7 pages. I guess I got carried away with this one, oh well I didn't really pay attention to Yusuke. Poor Yusuke.( one more chapter Thorn).
Yusuke: Crazy bitch!
Hiei: Heartless basterd.
Mercury: WAAAAAA! Your all so mean! ::cries::