I can't believe it's chapter 10. Oh and today I decided to do a girl and
it's going to be Faye from Cowboy Bebop. There are going to be alot of
guest appearances.
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a notebook, and paperclips!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! Chapter 10
*backstage* (I'm not saying anything)
Becky: Guah!
Mercury: Suah!
Kurama: What are they doing?
Nny: They made up a new word.
::2 hours later::
Mercury: Guah.
Becky: Suah.
Kurama: Why do all the pretty ones have to be crazy.
Nny: ::rocking back and forth dazed:: Guah, Suah, Suah, Guah.
*on stage*
Becky: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I am Becky.
Mercury: I'm Mercury.
Nny and Kurama: And we are Nny and Kurama.
Mercury: Today's guest is Faye as requested from Nny and Kurama.
Kurama: Well it's about time we had a female guest.
Nny: Yeah she just better watch out for that horny Youko Kurama.
::all wait for him to turn into a youko::
Kurama: What? YK is still knocked out from Jess death glare.
Mercury: Thank u Jess.
Jess: ::runs in:: Your welcome.
Nny: Hey why don't u join us, we could use your death glare if Youko Kurama wakes up.
::all pause waiting for him to turn into YK again::
Kurama: Nope. He is still knocked out.
Jess: I'll stay but can I press the button?
Becky: Go ahead.
Jess: ::presses it::
::Big flashy lighty thing Mc gig::
Faye: I guess I'm not at the casino anymore.
Mercury: Nope your in hell.
Faye: ::looks at Kurama:: Oh your the guy that was fighting Spike right?
Kurama: Yeah and I'll kick his ass again.
Jess: Aw man I missed that.
Mercury: Don't worry I have it on tape.
Faye: ::lights cigarette:: So what am I doing here?
Nny: Were going to ask u questions ::is reading the new issue from Weapons4U::
Faye: And that's why Spike got mad. Geez he is such a baby.
Kurama: Spike is weak I would have beat him if he didn't get transported back.
Faye: I like him, he hates Spike as much as I do.
Mercury: Ok break it up. Kurama is mine. We have to get questions from the audience.
Audience Member# 925: Faye why don't u like Spike?
Faye: Cause he is a jerk.
Spike Fangirl# 65: Faye why are u such a bitch?
Faye: Why are u such a whore?
Spike Fangirl# 834: Look who's talking u are the whore.
Kurama Fangirl#43: Kurama should kick Spike's ass again!
Spike Fangirl#57: No! Spike will kick Kurama's ass.
Mercury: Oh god they are going at it again.
Becky: I want to see Spike.
Jess: Yeah I want a good fight.
Nny: Why don't I have fan girls? I want to see them beat each other up.
::Kurama and Spike fan girls fight again::
Will: ::runs in:: Your gonna be sorry ::shoots cannon at them::
Spike and Kurama Fangirls: X.X
Mercury: We got that cannon from our sponsor my sister Jen's Blue Cheese Inc. She sells everything from blue cheese to cannons. Ym ym that's good Blue cheese.
Jess: Hmm those fan girls made up most of the audience, what do we do now?
::Liz runs in with Gir::
Liz: Hey I want to help kill the audience too ::throws grenade::
Gir: Make room for the grenade!
Rest of Audience: X.X
Becky: Ahh! Our audience is gone!
Nny: ::looks at Gir:: Why does he look familiar?
Gir: Cause I like Tuna!
Faye: That thing talks?
Becky: Because Jhonen Vasquez made the both of u.
Nny: Oh I like him.
Liz: All hail the Almighty Potato and Gir!
Nny: ::gets on his knees and bows:: I praise thee almighty potato and Gir.
Mercury: I'm bored. Mr. Fluffy-kings!!
::a big alien like dog comes running in::
Faye: AHHH! What the hell is that!!
Kurama: Our pet.
Becky: Mr. Fluffy-kings roll over.
MFK: ::rolls over::
Audience: Awwwwwwwww!!
Jess: What the hell, I thought they were all dead?
Spike: I brought them all back to life! Mwhahahahahaha!!
Kurama: Spike!! Let's finish what we started!
Spike: Mwhahahaha! I'm the antelope...meow! ::running around like a mad man::
Liz: Hey I'm the antelope!
Faye: Spike is acting weird.
All: Yeah.
Kurama: Come on fight me!
Spike: Alright!
Faye: This should be interesting ::lights another cigarette::
Kurama: Rose whip!
Spike: I shall defeat u with a FISH! ::they start to fight::
Jen: Blue cheese, get your blue cheese! ::is selling blue cheese to the audience with Jet::
Faye: Jet? What are u doing here?
Jet: Help me. She keeps me in a cage.
Jen: No I don't ::gives some guy blue cheese:: Ok that'll be $10.
Guy: This blue cheese sucks. I'm not paying u.
Jen: Ok ::cuts guys head off with a sword::
Everybody: O.O
Jet: See! She is dangerous!
Spike: My fish is dead!! Waaaaa!!! U have defeated me.
Faye: Ahahaha!! Now that's funny.
Kurama: Yes the rose whip has kicked your ass.
Mercury: Weeee! Kurama your so strong!!! ::hugs him::
Kurama: U haven't hugged me since chapter 5.
Mercury: That's because u kept on turning into Youko Kurama.
::everybody waits for the 3rd time::
Becky: I guess he is still knocked out.
Jess: Wow I am powerful.
Gir: I want blue cheese.
Liz: Ok ::hands him blue cheese:: save room for the blue cheese.
::there's a flash of light in the background::
Kurama: ::turned into YK:: I have awoken!
Mercury: Oh No!!! ::let's go of YK::
YK: Oh come on I've given u enough time to think this over ::looks at Faye::
Faye: What are u looking at fox boy ::takes a puff from the cigarette::
YK: ::runs up and grabs Faye:: U know youko's and human's can bred.
Faye: WHA!!
Nny: Weee!!! Now I can fight someone!
Becky: Oh no u don't, u are taking a vacation from fighting in this chapter.
Jess: Hey wait he likes Faye now?
Liz: ::is petting MFK:: Can u kill someone for me Mr. Fluffy-kings?
MFK: Roar (means yes)
Mercury: Grrrr. He likes Faye?
Jess: Are u getting jealous?
Mercury: He can't like her, he has to like me. It's in the books.
Jen: What books?
Mercury: All of them, including the bible! Ok that's it Will prepare the transporter!
Will: Alright ::hits it with a hammer::
Mercury: U had your fun YK ::grabs Faye and Spike and puts them in the transporter::
Faye: I have one thing to say to u Mercury, Thank U!
Mercury: Hn.
::all wait for Hiei to come::
Becky and Nny: ::pouts::
Jet: I'm free!
Jen: Hey wait come back here boy!
Will: ::turns off transporter:: Oops did u want to go through ::evil grin::
Jet: Why U!
Jen: Wait your leash broke!
Jet: AHH!! ::runs away::
YK: ::hugs Mercury:: Waaa! So u do love me Mercury!
Mercury: ::sigh:: I love that Youko hair.
YK: So shall we go to my place?
Mercury: ::scratches him behind his ear:: No baka kitsune.
YK: Oh no, my greatest weakness ::lie downs on his back::
Gir: Doggy!
Becky: Ahhh it's his weakness! Damn u and your smart....smartness!
Mercury: Me smart ^_^
Becky: We should end the show.
Nny: Yeah I'm Nny.
Becky: I'm Becky.
Jess: I'm Jess ::looks at audience and knocks them out::
Liz: I'm the almighty potato with Gir!
Gir: Make room for the blue cheese!
MFK: Roar roar (I'm Mr. Fluffy-kings)
Will: I'm Will.
Mercury: And I'm Mercury with YK! I think I like him better when he is not horny.
YK: Who said I wasn't horny ::evil grin::
Mercury: Gah!!!!! ::runs away::
YK: I love a good hunt ::runs after her::
Remember the Guah and Suah! lol. Well I finally did a woman character And alot of guest appearances. Oh and if u want to know what Mr. Fluffy-kings looks like than e-mail me at Child0fthec0rn666@Yahoo.com and I will send u a picture. Sorry about not having Hiei in this one, there was no room.
Hiei: U took my word, now u shall pay ::pulls out katana::
Mercury: Ahhh!! ::runs away::
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a notebook, and paperclips!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! Chapter 10
*backstage* (I'm not saying anything)
Becky: Guah!
Mercury: Suah!
Kurama: What are they doing?
Nny: They made up a new word.
::2 hours later::
Mercury: Guah.
Becky: Suah.
Kurama: Why do all the pretty ones have to be crazy.
Nny: ::rocking back and forth dazed:: Guah, Suah, Suah, Guah.
*on stage*
Becky: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I am Becky.
Mercury: I'm Mercury.
Nny and Kurama: And we are Nny and Kurama.
Mercury: Today's guest is Faye as requested from Nny and Kurama.
Kurama: Well it's about time we had a female guest.
Nny: Yeah she just better watch out for that horny Youko Kurama.
::all wait for him to turn into a youko::
Kurama: What? YK is still knocked out from Jess death glare.
Mercury: Thank u Jess.
Jess: ::runs in:: Your welcome.
Nny: Hey why don't u join us, we could use your death glare if Youko Kurama wakes up.
::all pause waiting for him to turn into YK again::
Kurama: Nope. He is still knocked out.
Jess: I'll stay but can I press the button?
Becky: Go ahead.
Jess: ::presses it::
::Big flashy lighty thing Mc gig::
Faye: I guess I'm not at the casino anymore.
Mercury: Nope your in hell.
Faye: ::looks at Kurama:: Oh your the guy that was fighting Spike right?
Kurama: Yeah and I'll kick his ass again.
Jess: Aw man I missed that.
Mercury: Don't worry I have it on tape.
Faye: ::lights cigarette:: So what am I doing here?
Nny: Were going to ask u questions ::is reading the new issue from Weapons4U::
Faye: And that's why Spike got mad. Geez he is such a baby.
Kurama: Spike is weak I would have beat him if he didn't get transported back.
Faye: I like him, he hates Spike as much as I do.
Mercury: Ok break it up. Kurama is mine. We have to get questions from the audience.
Audience Member# 925: Faye why don't u like Spike?
Faye: Cause he is a jerk.
Spike Fangirl# 65: Faye why are u such a bitch?
Faye: Why are u such a whore?
Spike Fangirl# 834: Look who's talking u are the whore.
Kurama Fangirl#43: Kurama should kick Spike's ass again!
Spike Fangirl#57: No! Spike will kick Kurama's ass.
Mercury: Oh god they are going at it again.
Becky: I want to see Spike.
Jess: Yeah I want a good fight.
Nny: Why don't I have fan girls? I want to see them beat each other up.
::Kurama and Spike fan girls fight again::
Will: ::runs in:: Your gonna be sorry ::shoots cannon at them::
Spike and Kurama Fangirls: X.X
Mercury: We got that cannon from our sponsor my sister Jen's Blue Cheese Inc. She sells everything from blue cheese to cannons. Ym ym that's good Blue cheese.
Jess: Hmm those fan girls made up most of the audience, what do we do now?
::Liz runs in with Gir::
Liz: Hey I want to help kill the audience too ::throws grenade::
Gir: Make room for the grenade!
Rest of Audience: X.X
Becky: Ahh! Our audience is gone!
Nny: ::looks at Gir:: Why does he look familiar?
Gir: Cause I like Tuna!
Faye: That thing talks?
Becky: Because Jhonen Vasquez made the both of u.
Nny: Oh I like him.
Liz: All hail the Almighty Potato and Gir!
Nny: ::gets on his knees and bows:: I praise thee almighty potato and Gir.
Mercury: I'm bored. Mr. Fluffy-kings!!
::a big alien like dog comes running in::
Faye: AHHH! What the hell is that!!
Kurama: Our pet.
Becky: Mr. Fluffy-kings roll over.
MFK: ::rolls over::
Audience: Awwwwwwwww!!
Jess: What the hell, I thought they were all dead?
Spike: I brought them all back to life! Mwhahahahahaha!!
Kurama: Spike!! Let's finish what we started!
Spike: Mwhahahaha! I'm the antelope...meow! ::running around like a mad man::
Liz: Hey I'm the antelope!
Faye: Spike is acting weird.
All: Yeah.
Kurama: Come on fight me!
Spike: Alright!
Faye: This should be interesting ::lights another cigarette::
Kurama: Rose whip!
Spike: I shall defeat u with a FISH! ::they start to fight::
Jen: Blue cheese, get your blue cheese! ::is selling blue cheese to the audience with Jet::
Faye: Jet? What are u doing here?
Jet: Help me. She keeps me in a cage.
Jen: No I don't ::gives some guy blue cheese:: Ok that'll be $10.
Guy: This blue cheese sucks. I'm not paying u.
Jen: Ok ::cuts guys head off with a sword::
Everybody: O.O
Jet: See! She is dangerous!
Spike: My fish is dead!! Waaaaa!!! U have defeated me.
Faye: Ahahaha!! Now that's funny.
Kurama: Yes the rose whip has kicked your ass.
Mercury: Weeee! Kurama your so strong!!! ::hugs him::
Kurama: U haven't hugged me since chapter 5.
Mercury: That's because u kept on turning into Youko Kurama.
::everybody waits for the 3rd time::
Becky: I guess he is still knocked out.
Jess: Wow I am powerful.
Gir: I want blue cheese.
Liz: Ok ::hands him blue cheese:: save room for the blue cheese.
::there's a flash of light in the background::
Kurama: ::turned into YK:: I have awoken!
Mercury: Oh No!!! ::let's go of YK::
YK: Oh come on I've given u enough time to think this over ::looks at Faye::
Faye: What are u looking at fox boy ::takes a puff from the cigarette::
YK: ::runs up and grabs Faye:: U know youko's and human's can bred.
Faye: WHA!!
Nny: Weee!!! Now I can fight someone!
Becky: Oh no u don't, u are taking a vacation from fighting in this chapter.
Jess: Hey wait he likes Faye now?
Liz: ::is petting MFK:: Can u kill someone for me Mr. Fluffy-kings?
MFK: Roar (means yes)
Mercury: Grrrr. He likes Faye?
Jess: Are u getting jealous?
Mercury: He can't like her, he has to like me. It's in the books.
Jen: What books?
Mercury: All of them, including the bible! Ok that's it Will prepare the transporter!
Will: Alright ::hits it with a hammer::
Mercury: U had your fun YK ::grabs Faye and Spike and puts them in the transporter::
Faye: I have one thing to say to u Mercury, Thank U!
Mercury: Hn.
::all wait for Hiei to come::
Becky and Nny: ::pouts::
Jet: I'm free!
Jen: Hey wait come back here boy!
Will: ::turns off transporter:: Oops did u want to go through ::evil grin::
Jet: Why U!
Jen: Wait your leash broke!
Jet: AHH!! ::runs away::
YK: ::hugs Mercury:: Waaa! So u do love me Mercury!
Mercury: ::sigh:: I love that Youko hair.
YK: So shall we go to my place?
Mercury: ::scratches him behind his ear:: No baka kitsune.
YK: Oh no, my greatest weakness ::lie downs on his back::
Gir: Doggy!
Becky: Ahhh it's his weakness! Damn u and your smart....smartness!
Mercury: Me smart ^_^
Becky: We should end the show.
Nny: Yeah I'm Nny.
Becky: I'm Becky.
Jess: I'm Jess ::looks at audience and knocks them out::
Liz: I'm the almighty potato with Gir!
Gir: Make room for the blue cheese!
MFK: Roar roar (I'm Mr. Fluffy-kings)
Will: I'm Will.
Mercury: And I'm Mercury with YK! I think I like him better when he is not horny.
YK: Who said I wasn't horny ::evil grin::
Mercury: Gah!!!!! ::runs away::
YK: I love a good hunt ::runs after her::
Remember the Guah and Suah! lol. Well I finally did a woman character And alot of guest appearances. Oh and if u want to know what Mr. Fluffy-kings looks like than e-mail me at Child0fthec0rn666@Yahoo.com and I will send u a picture. Sorry about not having Hiei in this one, there was no room.
Hiei: U took my word, now u shall pay ::pulls out katana::
Mercury: Ahhh!! ::runs away::