Sorry that this took me awhile but I have school and everything. Today is
Ed from Cowboy Bebop! As requested from Thorn. I hope u like it, I hope I
can write it cause I'm sleepy, also I just got back from a mosh pit and
it's 12:41 A.M. Guah!
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a notebook, paperclips, and a stapler! Me rich! ^_^
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 11
*backstage of course*
Becky, Kurama, and Mercury: I'm soooo tired!
Nny: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not! ::is bouncing up and down::
Mercury: Nny it's over and there isn't another one tonight so u can stop jumping up and down now.
Nny: ::pouts:: Why can't there be another one tonight?
Becky: Guah! I don't know how u are not tired even a little bit.
Kurama: My whole body is sore and that damn guy had to start a fight with me but I kick his ass ::takes a rose out from his hair::
Mercury: That guy was Spike.
Becky: Spike was there?! Why didn't anyone tell me!
Mercury: Well the worst part was when Hiei tried to attack Nny and than when he was thrown into the pit he started to kill anybody that pushed into him which was the whole room.
Everybody: ::thinks:: No. That was the best part.
*I want to go to bed, I mean on stage ^_^*
Mercury: Hi everybody and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury.
Becky: And I'm Becky.
Kurama: I'm in pain, I mean I'm Kurama.
Nny: ::jumping up and down:: I'm Nny!
Jess: ::walks in:: Sorry I'm late. Did I miss killing the audience?
Mercury: It's ok we just started. And everybody this is Jess she'll probably be helping us whenever she wants to be in a chapter and many other people that I know will be too.
Jess: That's right. Well I know who today's guest is.
Everyone: We do too.
Jess: No u don't. And today's guest is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusty The 4th!
Everyone: We knew that already.
Jess: No u didn't. I'm going to press the button! Weeee!
Mercury: Are u drunk?
Jess: No I'm not ::presses button::
::Big flashy light::
Kurama: Hey no one came out.
Nny: Maybe I should hit it.
::a big flash of light forms and u see someone being lowered from the ceiling::
Becky: It's Ed!
Mercury: We have a ceiling?
Ed: Edddddddddd is here! ::sits down with her computer in front of her::
Nny: Oh No! Don't tell me God sent u?!
Ed: No, Ed came here to play! ::does that thing with her arms that makes her look like she has no bones::
Kurama: What the?
Jess: Well I think we should get some questions from the audience.
AM#393: Ed, How do u do that thing with your arms?
Ed: Like this ::does arm thingy::
Everybody: ::starts doing the arm thingy::
Am#92,745: Yeah Ed do u have any bones and are u a girl or a boy?
Ed: No and I'm either ::does arm thingy again::
Mercury: What do u mean either?
Ed: I'm not a boy or a girl! ::types on computer::
Becky: So what are u?
Ed: I am an android! See ::shows computer screen::
Kurama: Well that makes no sense.
Mercury: But either does this show.
Nny: Yeah ::whispers to Becky:: Hey we didn't kill the audience and it's the 3rd page.
Becky: Yeah, Wait, What the hell?!
Audience: X.X ::died::
Jess: How did that happen?!
Kurama and Mercury: I didn't do it!
Becky: Ed do u think u could find who did this.
Ed: Ed can find anything! ::does arm thing than types:: There's someone in the room that did it.
Everyone: ::looks around::
Nny: I say it was Ms. Scarlet!
Kurama: Nny this is not Clue.
Nny: I want to play Clue.
??: Mwhahahahaha it was me ::?? jumps down from the ceiling::
Mercury,Becky,and Jess: Mandie?!
Mandie: Yes it was me, Mandie the greatest spy in the universe!
Mercury: And that brings us to today's sponsor Hiei's Spy School, where people become spy's, stalkers, or just cereal killers!
Becky: Hiei has a school? I want to go!
Nny: Yeah I'll go only so I could fight him.
Kurama: But u killed the audience, what are we gonna do now?
Nny: Didn't this happen in chapter 10?
Ed: Ed found u first! ::does arm thing::
Mandie: U did?
Ed: Yes! Mandie-person.
Mandie: Ok than how long was I here?
Ed: For one day, u were sleeping on the roof.
Mandie: Hmm would u like to join me in taking over the world?
Ed: Yes! Ed and Mandie-person ruler of the world!
Thorn: ::runs in:: I bow down to the mighty Ed ::bows down and than runs out::
Mercury: Bye Thorn!
Nny: I'm bored ::evil grin:: Youko Kurama!
Kurama: I hate u Nny ::turns into YK::
Ed: Ed likes doggies!
YK: Hello Mercury ::grabs Mercury::
Mercury: Hi YK!
YK: Your not going to run away from me?
Mercury: Nope.
YK: So does this mean yes?
Mercury: Yes.
Jess: Did she say yes?
Becky: I never thought I would see the day Mercury said yes.
Nny: This is interesting, so I won't kill him yet ::is eating popcorn::
Mandie: Yes to what?
YK: Weeeeeee! Finally! Come on let's go.
Mercury: Wait here have this ::hands him a drink:: We can't go until u drink this.
YK: Fine just gimme! ::takes drink and drinks it::
Mercury: Ok let's go.
YK: Ok.. Wait actually I don't want to.
Ed: Ed knows why ::does arm thing again::
Mercury: Ok tell them Ed ::has a big grin on her face::
Ed: Merc Merc put pills in the drink to make YK not be a horny fox.
Becky: Ahahaha! U are smart!
Jess: It took u this long to figure it out.
Nny: Damn there goes my appetite.
Mandie: Wait? Why did she do that, I'm lost.
YK: Why did u do that?! U know how long I've waited for u to say yes and now when u do I can't do anything!
Mercury: Weeeeeeee!!!! I'm smart I'm smart ::is running around the room::
YK: Hey Mercury say yes to me again.
Mercury: Yes, lalala, yes, lala, yes ::is singing a yes song::
YK: ::grabs Mercury:: Ok than that means u are ready ::evil grin::
Mercury: O.O
Becky: But she gave u those de-horny pills.
Jess: Maybe they were weak.
Ed: Ed knows the problem!
Nny: Hehe I get it, this just gets funnier and funnier.
Mandie: I still don't understand what's going on!
Ed: They stopped working!
Mercury: WHAT!
YK: Your human pills are to weak for a youko like me ::is carrying Mercury away::
Mercury: That's it! U leave me with no choice! ::grabs a hammer and starts hitting YK with it::
YK: Ow. Wait. Ow. Stop it. Ow. Gimme that! ::grabs hammer and throws it at Nny::
Becky: Nny!
Nny: Now I can fight someone ::takes out katana::
Jess: Hey he stole that from Hiei!
YK: Actually I don't feel like fighting u this time.
Nny: Hmm me neither, that's weird.
Mandie: Hey YK Nny said u will never have Mercury and Nny YK said that he's gonna flirt with Becky!
YK and Nny: Your dead! ::they start to fight for the 4th time::
Ed: Oooo. Doggy and Nny-person fight!
Jess: That was mean Mandie.... no I'm kidding that was a good move.
Becky: My poor Nny.
Mercury: My poor Youko Kurama.
Everyone: Huh?
Mercury: What? He might be horny but he is still gorgeous ::gets hearts in her eyes::
YK: Weeee! She does love me! ::starts to skip towards Mercury and hugs her::
Nny: Why does he always leave when we are fighting.
Becky: It's ok Nny, I think u are brave ::hugs him::
Ed: Ed sees people hugging.
Jess and Mandie: We have no one to hug.
Ed: ::hugs Mandie and Jess::
Mandie and Jess: ^_^
YK: So can we go some where private now?
Mercury: Ok but I have something to say first.
YK: This better be good.
Mercury: Oh it is, YK I think I want a child.
YK: WHA!!! O.O
Mercury: Well having Ed on the show and seeing how cute children are I want one, also having a half youko child would be sooo cute!
YK: Half Youko? Child? Us have a half youko child? ::is twitching::
Mercury: Yeah, let's have a half youko child. So come on give me some love!
YK: Ahhhhhhhh!!! ::runs away::
Becky: That was cruel but yet very funny.
Nny: Hahaha he's a pansy.
Jess: I thought she meant it.
Mandie: Hmm I should use that trick for my spy work.
Ed: Doggy run away!
Mercury: Well I guess that's it for the show. I'm Mercury and I have to go get my youko ::runs after YK::
Becky: I'm Becky! Run Mercury get that youko!
Nny: I'm Nny. I'm going to walk Mr. Fluffy-kings ::puts a leash on MFK::
MFK: Roar Roar Roar (Why wasn't I in this chapter?)
Jess: I'm Jess. I want to be invited to the wedding.
Mandie: I'm the great spy Mandie with Ed!
Ed: Ed and Mandie-person spies!
Wow this actually took me a while to write and it's 9 pages! Go me! Well I hope u like it Thorn, sorry that I didn't give u much of a part, it was kinda hard writing this. Oh and when Ed said "I see people hugging" I got that from the Simpson's. Hmm Hiei wasn't here again.
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a notebook, paperclips, and a stapler! Me rich! ^_^
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 11
*backstage of course*
Becky, Kurama, and Mercury: I'm soooo tired!
Nny: I'm not, I'm not, I'm not! ::is bouncing up and down::
Mercury: Nny it's over and there isn't another one tonight so u can stop jumping up and down now.
Nny: ::pouts:: Why can't there be another one tonight?
Becky: Guah! I don't know how u are not tired even a little bit.
Kurama: My whole body is sore and that damn guy had to start a fight with me but I kick his ass ::takes a rose out from his hair::
Mercury: That guy was Spike.
Becky: Spike was there?! Why didn't anyone tell me!
Mercury: Well the worst part was when Hiei tried to attack Nny and than when he was thrown into the pit he started to kill anybody that pushed into him which was the whole room.
Everybody: ::thinks:: No. That was the best part.
*I want to go to bed, I mean on stage ^_^*
Mercury: Hi everybody and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Mercury.
Becky: And I'm Becky.
Kurama: I'm in pain, I mean I'm Kurama.
Nny: ::jumping up and down:: I'm Nny!
Jess: ::walks in:: Sorry I'm late. Did I miss killing the audience?
Mercury: It's ok we just started. And everybody this is Jess she'll probably be helping us whenever she wants to be in a chapter and many other people that I know will be too.
Jess: That's right. Well I know who today's guest is.
Everyone: We do too.
Jess: No u don't. And today's guest is Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusty The 4th!
Everyone: We knew that already.
Jess: No u didn't. I'm going to press the button! Weeee!
Mercury: Are u drunk?
Jess: No I'm not ::presses button::
::Big flashy light::
Kurama: Hey no one came out.
Nny: Maybe I should hit it.
::a big flash of light forms and u see someone being lowered from the ceiling::
Becky: It's Ed!
Mercury: We have a ceiling?
Ed: Edddddddddd is here! ::sits down with her computer in front of her::
Nny: Oh No! Don't tell me God sent u?!
Ed: No, Ed came here to play! ::does that thing with her arms that makes her look like she has no bones::
Kurama: What the?
Jess: Well I think we should get some questions from the audience.
AM#393: Ed, How do u do that thing with your arms?
Ed: Like this ::does arm thingy::
Everybody: ::starts doing the arm thingy::
Am#92,745: Yeah Ed do u have any bones and are u a girl or a boy?
Ed: No and I'm either ::does arm thingy again::
Mercury: What do u mean either?
Ed: I'm not a boy or a girl! ::types on computer::
Becky: So what are u?
Ed: I am an android! See ::shows computer screen::
Kurama: Well that makes no sense.
Mercury: But either does this show.
Nny: Yeah ::whispers to Becky:: Hey we didn't kill the audience and it's the 3rd page.
Becky: Yeah, Wait, What the hell?!
Audience: X.X ::died::
Jess: How did that happen?!
Kurama and Mercury: I didn't do it!
Becky: Ed do u think u could find who did this.
Ed: Ed can find anything! ::does arm thing than types:: There's someone in the room that did it.
Everyone: ::looks around::
Nny: I say it was Ms. Scarlet!
Kurama: Nny this is not Clue.
Nny: I want to play Clue.
??: Mwhahahahaha it was me ::?? jumps down from the ceiling::
Mercury,Becky,and Jess: Mandie?!
Mandie: Yes it was me, Mandie the greatest spy in the universe!
Mercury: And that brings us to today's sponsor Hiei's Spy School, where people become spy's, stalkers, or just cereal killers!
Becky: Hiei has a school? I want to go!
Nny: Yeah I'll go only so I could fight him.
Kurama: But u killed the audience, what are we gonna do now?
Nny: Didn't this happen in chapter 10?
Ed: Ed found u first! ::does arm thing::
Mandie: U did?
Ed: Yes! Mandie-person.
Mandie: Ok than how long was I here?
Ed: For one day, u were sleeping on the roof.
Mandie: Hmm would u like to join me in taking over the world?
Ed: Yes! Ed and Mandie-person ruler of the world!
Thorn: ::runs in:: I bow down to the mighty Ed ::bows down and than runs out::
Mercury: Bye Thorn!
Nny: I'm bored ::evil grin:: Youko Kurama!
Kurama: I hate u Nny ::turns into YK::
Ed: Ed likes doggies!
YK: Hello Mercury ::grabs Mercury::
Mercury: Hi YK!
YK: Your not going to run away from me?
Mercury: Nope.
YK: So does this mean yes?
Mercury: Yes.
Jess: Did she say yes?
Becky: I never thought I would see the day Mercury said yes.
Nny: This is interesting, so I won't kill him yet ::is eating popcorn::
Mandie: Yes to what?
YK: Weeeeeee! Finally! Come on let's go.
Mercury: Wait here have this ::hands him a drink:: We can't go until u drink this.
YK: Fine just gimme! ::takes drink and drinks it::
Mercury: Ok let's go.
YK: Ok.. Wait actually I don't want to.
Ed: Ed knows why ::does arm thing again::
Mercury: Ok tell them Ed ::has a big grin on her face::
Ed: Merc Merc put pills in the drink to make YK not be a horny fox.
Becky: Ahahaha! U are smart!
Jess: It took u this long to figure it out.
Nny: Damn there goes my appetite.
Mandie: Wait? Why did she do that, I'm lost.
YK: Why did u do that?! U know how long I've waited for u to say yes and now when u do I can't do anything!
Mercury: Weeeeeeee!!!! I'm smart I'm smart ::is running around the room::
YK: Hey Mercury say yes to me again.
Mercury: Yes, lalala, yes, lala, yes ::is singing a yes song::
YK: ::grabs Mercury:: Ok than that means u are ready ::evil grin::
Mercury: O.O
Becky: But she gave u those de-horny pills.
Jess: Maybe they were weak.
Ed: Ed knows the problem!
Nny: Hehe I get it, this just gets funnier and funnier.
Mandie: I still don't understand what's going on!
Ed: They stopped working!
Mercury: WHAT!
YK: Your human pills are to weak for a youko like me ::is carrying Mercury away::
Mercury: That's it! U leave me with no choice! ::grabs a hammer and starts hitting YK with it::
YK: Ow. Wait. Ow. Stop it. Ow. Gimme that! ::grabs hammer and throws it at Nny::
Becky: Nny!
Nny: Now I can fight someone ::takes out katana::
Jess: Hey he stole that from Hiei!
YK: Actually I don't feel like fighting u this time.
Nny: Hmm me neither, that's weird.
Mandie: Hey YK Nny said u will never have Mercury and Nny YK said that he's gonna flirt with Becky!
YK and Nny: Your dead! ::they start to fight for the 4th time::
Ed: Oooo. Doggy and Nny-person fight!
Jess: That was mean Mandie.... no I'm kidding that was a good move.
Becky: My poor Nny.
Mercury: My poor Youko Kurama.
Everyone: Huh?
Mercury: What? He might be horny but he is still gorgeous ::gets hearts in her eyes::
YK: Weeee! She does love me! ::starts to skip towards Mercury and hugs her::
Nny: Why does he always leave when we are fighting.
Becky: It's ok Nny, I think u are brave ::hugs him::
Ed: Ed sees people hugging.
Jess and Mandie: We have no one to hug.
Ed: ::hugs Mandie and Jess::
Mandie and Jess: ^_^
YK: So can we go some where private now?
Mercury: Ok but I have something to say first.
YK: This better be good.
Mercury: Oh it is, YK I think I want a child.
YK: WHA!!! O.O
Mercury: Well having Ed on the show and seeing how cute children are I want one, also having a half youko child would be sooo cute!
YK: Half Youko? Child? Us have a half youko child? ::is twitching::
Mercury: Yeah, let's have a half youko child. So come on give me some love!
YK: Ahhhhhhhh!!! ::runs away::
Becky: That was cruel but yet very funny.
Nny: Hahaha he's a pansy.
Jess: I thought she meant it.
Mandie: Hmm I should use that trick for my spy work.
Ed: Doggy run away!
Mercury: Well I guess that's it for the show. I'm Mercury and I have to go get my youko ::runs after YK::
Becky: I'm Becky! Run Mercury get that youko!
Nny: I'm Nny. I'm going to walk Mr. Fluffy-kings ::puts a leash on MFK::
MFK: Roar Roar Roar (Why wasn't I in this chapter?)
Jess: I'm Jess. I want to be invited to the wedding.
Mandie: I'm the great spy Mandie with Ed!
Ed: Ed and Mandie-person spies!
Wow this actually took me a while to write and it's 9 pages! Go me! Well I hope u like it Thorn, sorry that I didn't give u much of a part, it was kinda hard writing this. Oh and when Ed said "I see people hugging" I got that from the Simpson's. Hmm Hiei wasn't here again.