Well it's been a week since I wrote a chapter, I have been getting a little
behind. Oh well I'll be back at writing a chapter a day maybe ^_^. Anyways
today is Goku and there's not going to be that many guest appearances as in
the other chapters...well actually there probably are going to be
appearances.
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a notebook, paperclips, a stapler, and my spanish textbook! Take it please! It's evil!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 12
*backstage (Mi no speak espanol)*
Mercury: We better hide the food.
Nny: Yeah hide my freezy. I don't want him getting my stuff.
Becky: I say we should hide the whole fridge.
Kurama: I'm taking my plants away.
Mercury: Why?
Kurama: Cause he'll think it's food.
Mercury: The plant will think HE is food.
Becky: Wait what are we going to do if he is hungry?
Nny: Blow the place up with him inside it.
Mercury, Becky, and Kurama: Huh?! O.O
Nny: What? So he won't eat us.
*on stage(at mi casa)*
Kurama: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Kurama and I finally got to do the intro.
Mercury: I'm Mercury! My Kuramie-chan needs a hug ::hugs Kurama::
Nny: I'm Nny.
Becky: And I'm Becky. ::hugs Nny:: Nny needs a hug too.
Mercury: Ok today's guest is none other than the eating machine Goku! ::hits transporter with hammer::
::The big flashy light has returned!::
::out comes Goku::
Goku: Huh? What is this place, is it a new planet or something?
Becky: Hi Goku!
Goku: Um Hi. What is this place?
Nny: I guess he never heard of us.
Kurama: This is the same place Vegita went too.
Goku: ::thinks for 10 minutes:: Oh I remember u! U are the ones that made Vegita cry for a week.
Becky: Poor Veggie-chan.
Mercury: How is he now?
Goku: If anybody calls him short he starts to cry and won't stop until he is knocked out and Bulma said she is going to get revenge on whoever did this so u might want to watch out for her.
Mercury, Becky, Nny, and Kurama: ::laughs:: She can't do anything to us.
Becky: ::snicker:: The only thing she could do is piss people off with her voice and than run away. Ok we should get questions from the audience.
AM# 2,685: Goku why are u so dumb?
Goku: ::thinks for 20 minutes:: Hey! I'm not dumb!
Nny: Can I kill the audience now?
Audience: O.O
Becky: Not yet.
Audience: ::sighs in relief::
Becky: U can kill them later.
Nny: Yes!
Audience: O.O ::is trembling::
Kurama: We need to go on with the questions.
Mercury: Ok ::sigh:: U sir.
Vegita Fan-girl#9,753: Goku, u know Vegita is much more stronger and smarter than u. And he is going to marry me! ::laughs like a rabid fan girl (hey I'm one too ^_^)::
Goku: Hmmm ::whispers to Mercury:: Can I say anything I want on this show?
Mercury: Yeah.
Goku: Shut the fuck up! I'm tired of people saying he is stronger than me! And Vegita will never marry u cause u are ugly!
Everyone: O.O
Kurama: Can we get someone that won't insult him.
Goku Fan-girl#694: Goku I love u! Will u marry me!
Goku: I'm married to Chi-chi.
Mercury: He should take the fan girl.
Goku Fan-girl#8,888: Kaaa Maaa Haa Maa Haaa! ::pretends that he could do the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha::
Goku: Oh no she's gonna shoot! Kaaa Maaaa Haaa Maaa Haaaaa! ::does the actually thing::
One side of Audience Members: X.X ::died::
Nny: Woo-Hoo! It's raining blood! ::dances around::
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Toxicated Water! There new flavor is blood! Ym Ym that's good blood.
Goku: Oops.
Mercury: Ok so should we get questions from the audience that is still alive.
Goku: That guy with the mask on is raising his hand.
Mercury: Huh? Not again.
Nny: Now I have someone to fight!
Kurama: Hiei take off the mask, we all know it's u.
Becky: Hiei! ::hugs him:: U don't have to hide from me.
Hiei: ::takes off mask:: Hello Nny.
::transporter turns on::
::out comes Vegita::
Goku: Vegita!?
Vegita: ::runs to Mercury and hugs her:: Thank u so much for letting me realize my problem!
Mercury: Umm Yeah. Just don't cry on my shoulder again.
Vegita: Ok! ::hugs her till she turns blue::
Mercury: Gah! Can't.....Breathe .
Kurama: Ok I think u had long enough time to hug her ::throws Vegita off:
Mercury: Kurama! ::breathes in air:: That was mean!
Kurama: ::pouts:: I was only helping u.
Becky: Hey Vegita and Hiei look the same.
Vegita and Hiei: ::look at each other:: No Way!
Nny: Yeah there hair looks the same but Hiei is much shorter ::evil grin::
Hiei: Ok that's it! ::whips out katana::
Nny: Come on let's fight! ::they start to fight::
Becky: Weeee! Go Hiei! Go Nny!
Goku: ::found the food::
::transporter comes on again::
::out comes Gohan and Goten::
Mercury: Waaaa! Sooo cute!! ::hugs Goten::
Goten: Dad, who's this crazy lady?
Goku: Huh? ::mouth is full::
Gohan: Hi Vegita.
Vegita: Shut up! I'm not short, u are! ::is rocking back and forth::
Gohan: Um... Yeah ^_^;
Kurama: ::pouts:: ::thinks:: Maybe I can get a hug from her if.. ::turns into YK::
Youko Kurama: ::looks at Mercury:: Oh no don't tell me that's our son!
Mercury: Umm ::thinks:: Yes it is and his name is Youkie-chan!
Youko Kurama: Gah!!! Kurama can deal with u! ::turns back into Kurama::
Mercury: Wee I'm smart!
Kurama: Um Mercury, is that really our child?
Mercury: No, we didn't even do anything, unless Youko Kurama wants too ::evil grin::
Kurama: No! ::shanks head::
Nny: I have won again!
Hiei: ::is naked except for his black boxers:: Why did we have to fight by playing strip poker.
Becky: ::takes picture:: I'm hanging this up!
Nny: Ok who wants Hiei's cloths.
::Bunch of fan-girls come running in::
Becky: No his cloths are mine! ::shoots fan-girls with bazooka::
Fan-girls: X.X ::Died::
Becky: Weeee! I have Hiei's cloths!!! ::is running around with Hiei's cloths:: Thank u Nny! ::hugs Nny::
Nny: See Hiei I got your cloths, beat u in strip poker, and got the woman.
Hiei: ::pouts::
::transporter comes on for the 3rd time::
::out comes Trunks::
Mercury: ::has kawaii eyes:: Waaaa! ::hugs Goten and Trunks::
Trunks: What the?
Goku and Gohan: ::are eating all the food they could find in the fridge and on the audience::
Vegita: Hey u get your hands off my son! ::throws ki blast::
Mercury: Kaa Maa Haa Maa Haaa! ::counter attacks::
Goku: Hey that's my attack ::stuffs face with food::
Kurama: ROSE WHIP! ::drags Vegita and puts him in a plate of rice::
Gohan: Vegita get out of my rice!
Goten: Hey I'm hungry too, can I have some food?
Mercury: Waaaa! Yes u can! ::hands him a plate of food::
Trunks: Hey dad u alright?
Vegita: Help me before Goku eats me!!!!
Goku: Hmmmm ::drools:: Rice!!
Vegita: AHHHH!!!
Trunks: ::grabs Vegita:: U were about to eat my dad!!
Goku: Oh sorry ::eats rice::
Kurama: ::falls down anime style:: She didn't even pay attention to me, I didn't even get a hug for helping her!!! ::cries:: Waaaaaa!!!!!
Hiei: Hey what happened to Youko Kurama and her running away from him, that was fun to watch.
Nny: He is scared of her now cause she gave him de-horny pills.
Hiei: Baka.
Becky: Mercury u are mean! Making Kurama cry like that.
Mercury: Aw, my poor Kuramie-chan ::hugs Kurama and kisses him on the cheek:: I'll make it all better.
Kurama: So can we go to my place now?
Everybody: Huh?! O.O
Kurama: YK told me to say it.
Mercury: Oh well I guess we should end the show now, I'm Mercury with my Kuramie-chan in my arms.
Kurama: I'm Kurama and I'm happy now ::smiles::
Becky: I'm Becky with Hiei's cloths!
Hiei: I'm Hiei. Is it chilly in here or is it just me?
Nny: I'm Nny and it's just u Hiei.
Hiei: ::pouts:: Shut up.
Goku, Gohan, and Goten: ::have food in there mouths:: We are Goku, Gohan, and Goten! ::stuff more food in there mouth::
Trunks: I'm Trunks.
Vegita: I'm Vegita. That's it I'm not coming around u Goku when your eating!
That took alot out of me! I'm a little rusty since I haven't done this in a week. Well anyways next chapter is going to have 2 special guests vs Kurama and Nny but you'll have to wait. I just think that Goten and Trunks are the cutest things! ^_^ Oh and what is everybody doing on Halloween, I'm dressing up as Hiei, yeah yeah I know he is Becky's man but I can't find any of the material for Kurama's uniform unless people could tell me where I could get good anime costumes, please ^_^. My e-mail is Child0fthec0rn666@Yahoo.com.
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a notebook, paperclips, a stapler, and my spanish textbook! Take it please! It's evil!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 12
*backstage (Mi no speak espanol)*
Mercury: We better hide the food.
Nny: Yeah hide my freezy. I don't want him getting my stuff.
Becky: I say we should hide the whole fridge.
Kurama: I'm taking my plants away.
Mercury: Why?
Kurama: Cause he'll think it's food.
Mercury: The plant will think HE is food.
Becky: Wait what are we going to do if he is hungry?
Nny: Blow the place up with him inside it.
Mercury, Becky, and Kurama: Huh?! O.O
Nny: What? So he won't eat us.
*on stage(at mi casa)*
Kurama: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Kurama and I finally got to do the intro.
Mercury: I'm Mercury! My Kuramie-chan needs a hug ::hugs Kurama::
Nny: I'm Nny.
Becky: And I'm Becky. ::hugs Nny:: Nny needs a hug too.
Mercury: Ok today's guest is none other than the eating machine Goku! ::hits transporter with hammer::
::The big flashy light has returned!::
::out comes Goku::
Goku: Huh? What is this place, is it a new planet or something?
Becky: Hi Goku!
Goku: Um Hi. What is this place?
Nny: I guess he never heard of us.
Kurama: This is the same place Vegita went too.
Goku: ::thinks for 10 minutes:: Oh I remember u! U are the ones that made Vegita cry for a week.
Becky: Poor Veggie-chan.
Mercury: How is he now?
Goku: If anybody calls him short he starts to cry and won't stop until he is knocked out and Bulma said she is going to get revenge on whoever did this so u might want to watch out for her.
Mercury, Becky, Nny, and Kurama: ::laughs:: She can't do anything to us.
Becky: ::snicker:: The only thing she could do is piss people off with her voice and than run away. Ok we should get questions from the audience.
AM# 2,685: Goku why are u so dumb?
Goku: ::thinks for 20 minutes:: Hey! I'm not dumb!
Nny: Can I kill the audience now?
Audience: O.O
Becky: Not yet.
Audience: ::sighs in relief::
Becky: U can kill them later.
Nny: Yes!
Audience: O.O ::is trembling::
Kurama: We need to go on with the questions.
Mercury: Ok ::sigh:: U sir.
Vegita Fan-girl#9,753: Goku, u know Vegita is much more stronger and smarter than u. And he is going to marry me! ::laughs like a rabid fan girl (hey I'm one too ^_^)::
Goku: Hmmm ::whispers to Mercury:: Can I say anything I want on this show?
Mercury: Yeah.
Goku: Shut the fuck up! I'm tired of people saying he is stronger than me! And Vegita will never marry u cause u are ugly!
Everyone: O.O
Kurama: Can we get someone that won't insult him.
Goku Fan-girl#694: Goku I love u! Will u marry me!
Goku: I'm married to Chi-chi.
Mercury: He should take the fan girl.
Goku Fan-girl#8,888: Kaaa Maaa Haa Maa Haaa! ::pretends that he could do the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha::
Goku: Oh no she's gonna shoot! Kaaa Maaaa Haaa Maaa Haaaaa! ::does the actually thing::
One side of Audience Members: X.X ::died::
Nny: Woo-Hoo! It's raining blood! ::dances around::
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Toxicated Water! There new flavor is blood! Ym Ym that's good blood.
Goku: Oops.
Mercury: Ok so should we get questions from the audience that is still alive.
Goku: That guy with the mask on is raising his hand.
Mercury: Huh? Not again.
Nny: Now I have someone to fight!
Kurama: Hiei take off the mask, we all know it's u.
Becky: Hiei! ::hugs him:: U don't have to hide from me.
Hiei: ::takes off mask:: Hello Nny.
::transporter turns on::
::out comes Vegita::
Goku: Vegita!?
Vegita: ::runs to Mercury and hugs her:: Thank u so much for letting me realize my problem!
Mercury: Umm Yeah. Just don't cry on my shoulder again.
Vegita: Ok! ::hugs her till she turns blue::
Mercury: Gah! Can't.....Breathe .
Kurama: Ok I think u had long enough time to hug her ::throws Vegita off:
Mercury: Kurama! ::breathes in air:: That was mean!
Kurama: ::pouts:: I was only helping u.
Becky: Hey Vegita and Hiei look the same.
Vegita and Hiei: ::look at each other:: No Way!
Nny: Yeah there hair looks the same but Hiei is much shorter ::evil grin::
Hiei: Ok that's it! ::whips out katana::
Nny: Come on let's fight! ::they start to fight::
Becky: Weeee! Go Hiei! Go Nny!
Goku: ::found the food::
::transporter comes on again::
::out comes Gohan and Goten::
Mercury: Waaaa! Sooo cute!! ::hugs Goten::
Goten: Dad, who's this crazy lady?
Goku: Huh? ::mouth is full::
Gohan: Hi Vegita.
Vegita: Shut up! I'm not short, u are! ::is rocking back and forth::
Gohan: Um... Yeah ^_^;
Kurama: ::pouts:: ::thinks:: Maybe I can get a hug from her if.. ::turns into YK::
Youko Kurama: ::looks at Mercury:: Oh no don't tell me that's our son!
Mercury: Umm ::thinks:: Yes it is and his name is Youkie-chan!
Youko Kurama: Gah!!! Kurama can deal with u! ::turns back into Kurama::
Mercury: Wee I'm smart!
Kurama: Um Mercury, is that really our child?
Mercury: No, we didn't even do anything, unless Youko Kurama wants too ::evil grin::
Kurama: No! ::shanks head::
Nny: I have won again!
Hiei: ::is naked except for his black boxers:: Why did we have to fight by playing strip poker.
Becky: ::takes picture:: I'm hanging this up!
Nny: Ok who wants Hiei's cloths.
::Bunch of fan-girls come running in::
Becky: No his cloths are mine! ::shoots fan-girls with bazooka::
Fan-girls: X.X ::Died::
Becky: Weeee! I have Hiei's cloths!!! ::is running around with Hiei's cloths:: Thank u Nny! ::hugs Nny::
Nny: See Hiei I got your cloths, beat u in strip poker, and got the woman.
Hiei: ::pouts::
::transporter comes on for the 3rd time::
::out comes Trunks::
Mercury: ::has kawaii eyes:: Waaaa! ::hugs Goten and Trunks::
Trunks: What the?
Goku and Gohan: ::are eating all the food they could find in the fridge and on the audience::
Vegita: Hey u get your hands off my son! ::throws ki blast::
Mercury: Kaa Maa Haa Maa Haaa! ::counter attacks::
Goku: Hey that's my attack ::stuffs face with food::
Kurama: ROSE WHIP! ::drags Vegita and puts him in a plate of rice::
Gohan: Vegita get out of my rice!
Goten: Hey I'm hungry too, can I have some food?
Mercury: Waaaa! Yes u can! ::hands him a plate of food::
Trunks: Hey dad u alright?
Vegita: Help me before Goku eats me!!!!
Goku: Hmmmm ::drools:: Rice!!
Vegita: AHHHH!!!
Trunks: ::grabs Vegita:: U were about to eat my dad!!
Goku: Oh sorry ::eats rice::
Kurama: ::falls down anime style:: She didn't even pay attention to me, I didn't even get a hug for helping her!!! ::cries:: Waaaaaa!!!!!
Hiei: Hey what happened to Youko Kurama and her running away from him, that was fun to watch.
Nny: He is scared of her now cause she gave him de-horny pills.
Hiei: Baka.
Becky: Mercury u are mean! Making Kurama cry like that.
Mercury: Aw, my poor Kuramie-chan ::hugs Kurama and kisses him on the cheek:: I'll make it all better.
Kurama: So can we go to my place now?
Everybody: Huh?! O.O
Kurama: YK told me to say it.
Mercury: Oh well I guess we should end the show now, I'm Mercury with my Kuramie-chan in my arms.
Kurama: I'm Kurama and I'm happy now ::smiles::
Becky: I'm Becky with Hiei's cloths!
Hiei: I'm Hiei. Is it chilly in here or is it just me?
Nny: I'm Nny and it's just u Hiei.
Hiei: ::pouts:: Shut up.
Goku, Gohan, and Goten: ::have food in there mouths:: We are Goku, Gohan, and Goten! ::stuff more food in there mouth::
Trunks: I'm Trunks.
Vegita: I'm Vegita. That's it I'm not coming around u Goku when your eating!
That took alot out of me! I'm a little rusty since I haven't done this in a week. Well anyways next chapter is going to have 2 special guests vs Kurama and Nny but you'll have to wait. I just think that Goten and Trunks are the cutest things! ^_^ Oh and what is everybody doing on Halloween, I'm dressing up as Hiei, yeah yeah I know he is Becky's man but I can't find any of the material for Kurama's uniform unless people could tell me where I could get good anime costumes, please ^_^. My e-mail is Child0fthec0rn666@Yahoo.com.