One day in the Kamiya Dojo . . .
Kaoru: Kenshin . . . I'm just curious. WAS IT YOU OR SANO WHO WAS CHARGING ADMISSION TO MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER TO RANDOM PEOPLE IN TOWN!?!?!?!?!
Kenji: *walks in* No mommy, it was me. Sano said there were bucks in the business!
Kaoru: *fumes* That's okay honey.
Sano: *walks in counting money* Hey guys! *looks at Kaoru* Oh, umm. *hides money and smiles fakely*
Kenshin: *hastily stuffing cash down his Gi* No, I had no part in that, Miss Kaoru-dono.
Kaoru: Kenshin, is that cash in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Kenshin: Ehehehe . . . Well, you see . . . A little bit of both, actually . . .
Kenji: *tugs on Kaoru's kimono* What does that mean? *smiles innocently* Does it have anything to do with Sailor Piggy?
Sano: Come here Kenji. *drags her into a room*
*BOOM (not another explosion.)*
Kenji: *walks back out laughing*
Sano: *comes out with his face all black*
Kaoru: You didn't KILL anyone, did you, Sano?
Guy from the morgue: Did you say kill? Because I'm from the city morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em!
Sano: So THATS where all of the bodies of Kenshin's enemies went!
Kenshin: Huh? *digging a grave* Oh, right, yes. Yes, of COURSE that's where the bodies go. *shifty eyes*
Guy From The Morgue: Does anyone know what a necrophiliac is?
Everyone except guy from the morgue: *flinches*
Megumi: *walks in strung out on opium*
Sano: You alright, Megumi?
Megumi: SHUT UP, BIZ-NATCH!!
Kaoru: Megumi, there's a nice lady named Betty Ford who I would like you to meet...
Megumi: Shaddap! You won't put me into the Betty Ford clinic! Only I can decide who does that!
Kaoru: Why is it up to you?!
Megumi: Because I can scream half an octave higher. Therefore, I am a lady. *faints*
Kaoru: Fine then... *pokes the unconscious Megumi with her stick/wooden sword*
Megumi: *twitches*
Kaoru: IT'S ALIVE!!!! *stabs it*
Dylan: *walks on set* Eenie-meenie chili beanie! The spirits are about to speak! *everyone (including the author and authoress) gets whisked to the future. They are in Luigi's mansion*
Fae: *also walks on set* KING KENNY-KINS!!! *squeals and glomps him*
Kenshin: *turning blue*
Dylan: *starts killing ghosts with a firearm*
Fae: *unglomps poor Kenshin* You know you can't kill ghosts, right? They're already dead!
Dylan: But it worked in Resident Evil.
Fae: Okay. *glomps Dylan so that he cannot shoot the ghosts and starts shooting walls, getting dangerously close to shooting the peoples*
Dylan: KNOCK IT OFF!
Fae: *cries and unglomps him*
Kenshin: Don't cry, Miss Fae.
Fae: *sniffles* KILL THE DYLAN!! *pulls out duct tape*
Dylan: *shoot the duct tape in half* Lock and f***ing load.
Kaoru: Did anyone notice that we don't even know who these two idiots are?
Everyone: *Pause*
Fae: *sniffles* YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN TO ME!!!! *cries again, but louder this time*
Dylan: *sighs* Be quiet, Fae. You're giving me a headache.
Fae: *cries louder* PUT A SOCK IN IT!! *conjures up Dylan's old, smelly gym sock in his mouth*
Dylan: Sano, You're lucky that I didn't put you into Bloody Roar!
All of the Bloody Roar girls: *walk by Sano*
Sano: *Drool*
Dylan: *In a comatose state* Hentai...otaku...fanboy...Jenny...tight...leather...
Kaoru: WAIT!?! WHAT'S BLOODY ROAR? WHY IS SANO LUCKY!?! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZES THAT WE DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE!?!
Fae: *Sighs* We are from three hundred years in the future from your present time. Dylan is an anime/hentai otaku. I am just crazy.
Kaoru: Okay, where are we, and I want a decent answer!
Dylan: The mansion of the future. See, we have toasters! *produces a toaster*
Everyone from the past and Fae: Ooooh! Aaaaah!
Dylan: And we have washing machines! *riding on a washing machine* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Everyone from the past and Fae: Ooooh! Aaaaah!
Sano: My turn! *shoves Dylan off and jumps on* Wheeeeeeeeee!
Fae: No more riding washers! It looks wrong! *Whacks Sano and kills the washer*
Sano: HEY! *attempts to lunge at Fae, but falls over when he sees her nails*
Fae: *pokes Dylan*
Dylan: Stop.
Fae: *pokes Dylan*
Dylan: Stop.
(an hour later)
All: *poke Dylan*
Dylan: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
Kaoru: *pokes him again*
Dylan: *Pulls out guns* I will not hesitate to kill anyone but Fae because she is a cute little cat-girl.
Fae: Myew! *goes into a crouch on the ground*
Everyone: How will you kill us? With those metal rods of the future?
Dylan: *Shoots Sano. In the ass* That's how.
Fae: Ooooooh, can I play with the shiny sticks? Pleeeease? Either that, or can I have duct tape to play with?
Dylan: Good little cat girls play with duct tape, not shiny sticks.
Fae: YAYNESS!!!! *glomps Dylan, but he can still breathe*
Megumi: *twitches*
Fae: IT MOVED! KILL IT!!!
Kaoru: DIE! *stabs her again*
Dylan: This can't be legal. *shakes head*
Fae: It probably isn't. Megumi's ghost: *rises from her body* Well this sucks.
Dylan: Eenie meenie chili beanie, SHADDAP MEGUMI!
Megumi's Ghost: *goes back into her body*
Megumi: Grr...
Fae: *is acting more like her cat-demon self than usual* Meow. *lays on the couch*
Sano: Ruff.
Fae: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! *jumps up, and her hair frizzes. She proceeds to try to rip Sano's eyes out*
Dylan: *speaking to everyone else* Sano is the definition of idiot. *shakes head*
Miaso (Wow, could we have given her less lines?): No, this is! *slams a book marked 'Dictionary' on Sano's foot and reads...* Idiot: A. Someone not smart. Somewhere between Imbecile and Ignoramus. Has many stupidity leaks.
Everyone: *Pause*
Kaoru: Lack plot much?
Dylan and Fae: Yes.
Miaso: No respect... *picks up the dictionary, but drops right back on Sano's foot*
Sano: HEY! DO YOU MIND?
Miaso: Not at all.
Kaoru: Aw, they look so cute together...
Megumi: No, they don't. SANO IS MINE! *glomps Sano*
Sano: *Falls backwards, launching the book right at Kenshin.
Kenshin: *Ducks*
Miaso: No, he's MINE!!!!!! *glomps him too*
Sano: I'm screwed.
Yahiko: Hey, two girls want you. If you're lucky, 'screwed' may have a double meaning!
Fae: *screams as the book is launched towards her* HELP!!! *puts up hands, but it doesn't work, so she gets knocked out*
Dylan: None of you start partying. I'm still conscious.
Everyone else: Awwwww...
Miaso: Wait a sec! *reaches into her bosom, arm deep* Everyone else: O.OU
Miaso: I GOT IT! *pulls out a chain* We can make him unconscious!
Dylan: Uh, someone, a little help here....
Someone: Shut up, I'm reading! *goes back to reading*
Dylan: Oookay...that was random, even on my standards...
Fae: *rises, but can't possibly be conscious that fast*
Yahiko: Umm. What's going on?
Kaoru: This, my dear dumbass Yahiko, is a haunted mansion. You can tell by the rotten smell. She was just possessed.
Fae: *speaks, but in a deeper, more innocent voice* I resent that. I'm allowed to posses her, I live in her head. I'm Crystella, and I'm BORED.
Dylan: That can only mean one thing...
Crystella: SANO DIES! *pulls out duct tape*
Dylan: *turns toward the reader's viewpoint* Flamers beware, because...*twirls around and is suddenly in a Smokey the bear costume* Only you can prevent yami-fires!
Crystella: Good idea... *pulls out her flamethrower* I'll use this once he's securely fastened to a WALL. *catches him*
Dylan: *turns back into Dylan* Nah, torture Aoshi, it may give him a few lines.
Crystella: Ok... But then can I torture Sano? please? *chibi eyes*
Dylan: NO! Aoshi, he needs lines.
Aoshi: Wait a sec...AAAAAAH!
Crystella: Ok...
Aoshi: *chained to a wall, while Crystella is brandishing a whip at him* This looks so wrong.
Miaso: You don't know the half of it.
Aoshi: That's probably a good thing.
Fae: *wakes up and Crystella get sucked back in* Sorry 'bout that...DEAR LORD, WHAT AM I DOING?
Aoshi: Mind unchaining me, catgirl-sama?
Miaso: If she hurts you again she's gonna be catgirl-sandwich!
Sano: I like sandwiches...
Fae: I thought Dylan killed you?
Sano: Oh, right! *Dies*
Dylan: Wow. He's so dumb he defies all known science.
Kaoru: *sighs* MY KENSHIN!!!! *Glomps him*
Dylan: My Fae! *Glompyness*
Yahiko: My Tsubame! *Glomps*
Everyone: *Pause*
Kaoru: Dude, Tsubame isn't here.
Yahiko: Oh... umm... fine. MY MIASO!!!! *Glomps her*
Miaso: My Aoshi! *Glomps Aoshi*
The glomping continued, until they had one big fat glompy-chainy-thingy!
Dylan: Who's sitting on my head?
Fae: I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON!!!!!
Miaso: Can't.... move... can't... breathe.... *glomps Aoshi tighter*
Aoshi: Can't breathe...MORE!
Kaoru: Hmm... *Thinks* MY DYLAN!! *Glomps him*
Fae: *hisses* MY DYLAN! *Glomps him more*
Dylan: *turning a brilliant shade of purple* Oww...girls...breathe...kill...me...ghosts...
Fae: Whoops... *lets go*
Dylan: I can breathe! Whoot, I thought I was going to have to sic the poltergeist 3000 on you!
Peach: *Comes running in and out of the room* SAVE ME!
Toad: *runs in* Whoot! Baby got back!
Everyone: *blink*
Aoshi: Ho hum. *Gets up, and everyone falls into a pile*
One hour later...
Dylan: Well, I'm glad that sorted out. Thank god! *Jumps up and glomps god*
Kaoru: *is all of a sudden obsessed with Dylan* MY DYLAN!!!! *Holds on to him for dear life*
Dylan: I didn't wanna hafta do it...*shoots Kaoru*
Kaoru: *flops down on the ground. A ghost that is now her comes out of her body*
Ghost: Everyone hates measly moaning moping Myrtle!
Miaso: Just when I thought we could party...
Dylan: Myrtle, you have a fanboy. Me. You are just so adorably whiney...
Dylan: Don't worry Fae, you are whiney to a disgusting extent too!
Fae: Yay!
Miaso: Is she dead yet? We must rejoice her death!
Dylan: Ding don the bitch is dead...
Everyone: *joins in*
Kaoru: *wakes up*
Fae: *pause* Weell, that was apt.
Sano: *still singing*
Kaoru: *Kills Sano, again* Does he ever die?
Dylan: No, he's a main character.
Kaoru: Dam.
Kenshin: I believe it is spelled D-A-M-N Miss Kaoru-dono.
Fae: *shakes head* Such a cute couple... Idiotic, but cute.
Dylan: Yes, well, they did have Kenji...
Kenji: *is riding piggyback on a ghost*
Fae: *is clawing up furniture*
Kenji: *decides to help Fae*
Fae: YAY! My partner in crime!!!
Dylan: *helps too* Don't I get called a partner in crime?
Fae: YAY! My boyfriend in crime!!
Dylan: Awwwww. *Snuggles up to Fae* You sweetie!
Fae: *snuggles too* Meow! *Purrs*
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Dylan: *leaps up* Okay, enough mushy stuff!
Fae: Yeah!
Dylan: I propose we all...uhhh...little help here Fae?
Fae: Uhhh... Let's... GO ON A ROAD TRIP!
Dylan: YEAH! Now THAT'S a good idea.
Sano: Where should we go?
Kaoru: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD??
Sano: Oh, okay. *lies down*
Dylan: And maybe on the way we can get Kaoru anger management classes!
Everyone except Kaoru: Yeah!
Fae: Where should we go?
Dylan: Why all around the country! When we get to New Jersey, we can check out haunted places! In LA we can get a psychiatric degree in one hour flat! Who's with me!
All except Kaoru: I!!!
Dylan: *conjures up a truck* Everybody in!
DUN DUN DUN!!!!! Will they survive? With one of them driving, probably not.
Kaoru: Kenshin . . . I'm just curious. WAS IT YOU OR SANO WHO WAS CHARGING ADMISSION TO MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER TO RANDOM PEOPLE IN TOWN!?!?!?!?!
Kenji: *walks in* No mommy, it was me. Sano said there were bucks in the business!
Kaoru: *fumes* That's okay honey.
Sano: *walks in counting money* Hey guys! *looks at Kaoru* Oh, umm. *hides money and smiles fakely*
Kenshin: *hastily stuffing cash down his Gi* No, I had no part in that, Miss Kaoru-dono.
Kaoru: Kenshin, is that cash in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
Kenshin: Ehehehe . . . Well, you see . . . A little bit of both, actually . . .
Kenji: *tugs on Kaoru's kimono* What does that mean? *smiles innocently* Does it have anything to do with Sailor Piggy?
Sano: Come here Kenji. *drags her into a room*
*BOOM (not another explosion.)*
Kenji: *walks back out laughing*
Sano: *comes out with his face all black*
Kaoru: You didn't KILL anyone, did you, Sano?
Guy from the morgue: Did you say kill? Because I'm from the city morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em!
Sano: So THATS where all of the bodies of Kenshin's enemies went!
Kenshin: Huh? *digging a grave* Oh, right, yes. Yes, of COURSE that's where the bodies go. *shifty eyes*
Guy From The Morgue: Does anyone know what a necrophiliac is?
Everyone except guy from the morgue: *flinches*
Megumi: *walks in strung out on opium*
Sano: You alright, Megumi?
Megumi: SHUT UP, BIZ-NATCH!!
Kaoru: Megumi, there's a nice lady named Betty Ford who I would like you to meet...
Megumi: Shaddap! You won't put me into the Betty Ford clinic! Only I can decide who does that!
Kaoru: Why is it up to you?!
Megumi: Because I can scream half an octave higher. Therefore, I am a lady. *faints*
Kaoru: Fine then... *pokes the unconscious Megumi with her stick/wooden sword*
Megumi: *twitches*
Kaoru: IT'S ALIVE!!!! *stabs it*
Dylan: *walks on set* Eenie-meenie chili beanie! The spirits are about to speak! *everyone (including the author and authoress) gets whisked to the future. They are in Luigi's mansion*
Fae: *also walks on set* KING KENNY-KINS!!! *squeals and glomps him*
Kenshin: *turning blue*
Dylan: *starts killing ghosts with a firearm*
Fae: *unglomps poor Kenshin* You know you can't kill ghosts, right? They're already dead!
Dylan: But it worked in Resident Evil.
Fae: Okay. *glomps Dylan so that he cannot shoot the ghosts and starts shooting walls, getting dangerously close to shooting the peoples*
Dylan: KNOCK IT OFF!
Fae: *cries and unglomps him*
Kenshin: Don't cry, Miss Fae.
Fae: *sniffles* KILL THE DYLAN!! *pulls out duct tape*
Dylan: *shoot the duct tape in half* Lock and f***ing load.
Kaoru: Did anyone notice that we don't even know who these two idiots are?
Everyone: *Pause*
Fae: *sniffles* YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN TO ME!!!! *cries again, but louder this time*
Dylan: *sighs* Be quiet, Fae. You're giving me a headache.
Fae: *cries louder* PUT A SOCK IN IT!! *conjures up Dylan's old, smelly gym sock in his mouth*
Dylan: Sano, You're lucky that I didn't put you into Bloody Roar!
All of the Bloody Roar girls: *walk by Sano*
Sano: *Drool*
Dylan: *In a comatose state* Hentai...otaku...fanboy...Jenny...tight...leather...
Kaoru: WAIT!?! WHAT'S BLOODY ROAR? WHY IS SANO LUCKY!?! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZES THAT WE DON'T KNOW THESE PEOPLE!?!
Fae: *Sighs* We are from three hundred years in the future from your present time. Dylan is an anime/hentai otaku. I am just crazy.
Kaoru: Okay, where are we, and I want a decent answer!
Dylan: The mansion of the future. See, we have toasters! *produces a toaster*
Everyone from the past and Fae: Ooooh! Aaaaah!
Dylan: And we have washing machines! *riding on a washing machine* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Everyone from the past and Fae: Ooooh! Aaaaah!
Sano: My turn! *shoves Dylan off and jumps on* Wheeeeeeeeee!
Fae: No more riding washers! It looks wrong! *Whacks Sano and kills the washer*
Sano: HEY! *attempts to lunge at Fae, but falls over when he sees her nails*
Fae: *pokes Dylan*
Dylan: Stop.
Fae: *pokes Dylan*
Dylan: Stop.
(an hour later)
All: *poke Dylan*
Dylan: KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
Kaoru: *pokes him again*
Dylan: *Pulls out guns* I will not hesitate to kill anyone but Fae because she is a cute little cat-girl.
Fae: Myew! *goes into a crouch on the ground*
Everyone: How will you kill us? With those metal rods of the future?
Dylan: *Shoots Sano. In the ass* That's how.
Fae: Ooooooh, can I play with the shiny sticks? Pleeeease? Either that, or can I have duct tape to play with?
Dylan: Good little cat girls play with duct tape, not shiny sticks.
Fae: YAYNESS!!!! *glomps Dylan, but he can still breathe*
Megumi: *twitches*
Fae: IT MOVED! KILL IT!!!
Kaoru: DIE! *stabs her again*
Dylan: This can't be legal. *shakes head*
Fae: It probably isn't. Megumi's ghost: *rises from her body* Well this sucks.
Dylan: Eenie meenie chili beanie, SHADDAP MEGUMI!
Megumi's Ghost: *goes back into her body*
Megumi: Grr...
Fae: *is acting more like her cat-demon self than usual* Meow. *lays on the couch*
Sano: Ruff.
Fae: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER! *jumps up, and her hair frizzes. She proceeds to try to rip Sano's eyes out*
Dylan: *speaking to everyone else* Sano is the definition of idiot. *shakes head*
Miaso (Wow, could we have given her less lines?): No, this is! *slams a book marked 'Dictionary' on Sano's foot and reads...* Idiot: A. Someone not smart. Somewhere between Imbecile and Ignoramus. Has many stupidity leaks.
Everyone: *Pause*
Kaoru: Lack plot much?
Dylan and Fae: Yes.
Miaso: No respect... *picks up the dictionary, but drops right back on Sano's foot*
Sano: HEY! DO YOU MIND?
Miaso: Not at all.
Kaoru: Aw, they look so cute together...
Megumi: No, they don't. SANO IS MINE! *glomps Sano*
Sano: *Falls backwards, launching the book right at Kenshin.
Kenshin: *Ducks*
Miaso: No, he's MINE!!!!!! *glomps him too*
Sano: I'm screwed.
Yahiko: Hey, two girls want you. If you're lucky, 'screwed' may have a double meaning!
Fae: *screams as the book is launched towards her* HELP!!! *puts up hands, but it doesn't work, so she gets knocked out*
Dylan: None of you start partying. I'm still conscious.
Everyone else: Awwwww...
Miaso: Wait a sec! *reaches into her bosom, arm deep* Everyone else: O.OU
Miaso: I GOT IT! *pulls out a chain* We can make him unconscious!
Dylan: Uh, someone, a little help here....
Someone: Shut up, I'm reading! *goes back to reading*
Dylan: Oookay...that was random, even on my standards...
Fae: *rises, but can't possibly be conscious that fast*
Yahiko: Umm. What's going on?
Kaoru: This, my dear dumbass Yahiko, is a haunted mansion. You can tell by the rotten smell. She was just possessed.
Fae: *speaks, but in a deeper, more innocent voice* I resent that. I'm allowed to posses her, I live in her head. I'm Crystella, and I'm BORED.
Dylan: That can only mean one thing...
Crystella: SANO DIES! *pulls out duct tape*
Dylan: *turns toward the reader's viewpoint* Flamers beware, because...*twirls around and is suddenly in a Smokey the bear costume* Only you can prevent yami-fires!
Crystella: Good idea... *pulls out her flamethrower* I'll use this once he's securely fastened to a WALL. *catches him*
Dylan: *turns back into Dylan* Nah, torture Aoshi, it may give him a few lines.
Crystella: Ok... But then can I torture Sano? please? *chibi eyes*
Dylan: NO! Aoshi, he needs lines.
Aoshi: Wait a sec...AAAAAAH!
Crystella: Ok...
Aoshi: *chained to a wall, while Crystella is brandishing a whip at him* This looks so wrong.
Miaso: You don't know the half of it.
Aoshi: That's probably a good thing.
Fae: *wakes up and Crystella get sucked back in* Sorry 'bout that...DEAR LORD, WHAT AM I DOING?
Aoshi: Mind unchaining me, catgirl-sama?
Miaso: If she hurts you again she's gonna be catgirl-sandwich!
Sano: I like sandwiches...
Fae: I thought Dylan killed you?
Sano: Oh, right! *Dies*
Dylan: Wow. He's so dumb he defies all known science.
Kaoru: *sighs* MY KENSHIN!!!! *Glomps him*
Dylan: My Fae! *Glompyness*
Yahiko: My Tsubame! *Glomps*
Everyone: *Pause*
Kaoru: Dude, Tsubame isn't here.
Yahiko: Oh... umm... fine. MY MIASO!!!! *Glomps her*
Miaso: My Aoshi! *Glomps Aoshi*
The glomping continued, until they had one big fat glompy-chainy-thingy!
Dylan: Who's sitting on my head?
Fae: I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON!!!!!
Miaso: Can't.... move... can't... breathe.... *glomps Aoshi tighter*
Aoshi: Can't breathe...MORE!
Kaoru: Hmm... *Thinks* MY DYLAN!! *Glomps him*
Fae: *hisses* MY DYLAN! *Glomps him more*
Dylan: *turning a brilliant shade of purple* Oww...girls...breathe...kill...me...ghosts...
Fae: Whoops... *lets go*
Dylan: I can breathe! Whoot, I thought I was going to have to sic the poltergeist 3000 on you!
Peach: *Comes running in and out of the room* SAVE ME!
Toad: *runs in* Whoot! Baby got back!
Everyone: *blink*
Aoshi: Ho hum. *Gets up, and everyone falls into a pile*
One hour later...
Dylan: Well, I'm glad that sorted out. Thank god! *Jumps up and glomps god*
Kaoru: *is all of a sudden obsessed with Dylan* MY DYLAN!!!! *Holds on to him for dear life*
Dylan: I didn't wanna hafta do it...*shoots Kaoru*
Kaoru: *flops down on the ground. A ghost that is now her comes out of her body*
Ghost: Everyone hates measly moaning moping Myrtle!
Miaso: Just when I thought we could party...
Dylan: Myrtle, you have a fanboy. Me. You are just so adorably whiney...
Dylan: Don't worry Fae, you are whiney to a disgusting extent too!
Fae: Yay!
Miaso: Is she dead yet? We must rejoice her death!
Dylan: Ding don the bitch is dead...
Everyone: *joins in*
Kaoru: *wakes up*
Fae: *pause* Weell, that was apt.
Sano: *still singing*
Kaoru: *Kills Sano, again* Does he ever die?
Dylan: No, he's a main character.
Kaoru: Dam.
Kenshin: I believe it is spelled D-A-M-N Miss Kaoru-dono.
Fae: *shakes head* Such a cute couple... Idiotic, but cute.
Dylan: Yes, well, they did have Kenji...
Kenji: *is riding piggyback on a ghost*
Fae: *is clawing up furniture*
Kenji: *decides to help Fae*
Fae: YAY! My partner in crime!!!
Dylan: *helps too* Don't I get called a partner in crime?
Fae: YAY! My boyfriend in crime!!
Dylan: Awwwww. *Snuggles up to Fae* You sweetie!
Fae: *snuggles too* Meow! *Purrs*
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaw!
Dylan: *leaps up* Okay, enough mushy stuff!
Fae: Yeah!
Dylan: I propose we all...uhhh...little help here Fae?
Fae: Uhhh... Let's... GO ON A ROAD TRIP!
Dylan: YEAH! Now THAT'S a good idea.
Sano: Where should we go?
Kaoru: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD! WHY ARE YOU NOT DEAD??
Sano: Oh, okay. *lies down*
Dylan: And maybe on the way we can get Kaoru anger management classes!
Everyone except Kaoru: Yeah!
Fae: Where should we go?
Dylan: Why all around the country! When we get to New Jersey, we can check out haunted places! In LA we can get a psychiatric degree in one hour flat! Who's with me!
All except Kaoru: I!!!
Dylan: *conjures up a truck* Everybody in!
DUN DUN DUN!!!!! Will they survive? With one of them driving, probably not.