Hi people! This is going to be a special chapter not because Kurama and Nny
are getting into a fight, it's because it's the 13th chapter! To bad it's
not friday the 13th. Well the secret guest's that are coming on the snow
are going to have a little fight with Kurama and Nny. But today's chapter
won't be like the other one's, so that means there won't be a guest, Becky
and me won't be going crazy for some guy and the audience won't die, well
actually they probably will. But it's not a random chapter cause we'll
still be on the stage doing our wacky stuff. Think of it as a death match.
Enjoy! ^_^
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get nothing! Zip, Zero, Nada! And I'm not continuing the disclaimer on this chapter cause it's a death match chapter, so I don't need a disclaimer! Mwhahahahaha!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 13
*backstage*
Mercury: ::runs in:: Guys there's a change in today's show.
Becky: I thought we were going to tell them after the backstage scene.
Mercury: No that would be a little cruel.
Becky: But it would be funny.
Nny: So why don't u just tell us what changed.
Kurama: ::looks up from watering his plant:: Yeah and it better not be with Hiei.
Mercury: No better. U and Nny are going to have a math!
Nny: O.o No! It can't be!
Kurama: Oh what kind of math? I love math.
Becky: Math?
Mercury: Oh sorry that's a typo in my favor. What I meant to say is that u two are going to have a fighting match.
Nny: That's better.
Kurama: Aw man ::pouts::
*time for the WWE, I mean on stage*
Nny: Hi and not welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Nny and this is the last face u will see before I kill the audience ::evil grin::
Audience: O.O
Kurama: I'm Kurama and if Spike comes here my face will be the last one he sees ::big grin toward Mercury::
Mercury: I'm Mercury and Kurama is all mine! ::hugs Kurama::
Becky: I'm Becky and my face will be the last one Nny sees before the morning ::winks toward Nny::
Mercury and Kurama: O.O Whoa.
Mercury: Oh yeah I almost forgot to show u guy's my new Kurama doll ::holds out doll::
Kurama: Hmmm they even gave me my rose and rose whip. I like it.
Mercury: But the real thing is better ::huggles Kurama::
Becky: I want a Nny doll.
Nny: My doll would come with killing action.
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Toy's R Not for u! They sell all the toy's that could be deadly or a hazard to your health. There new mask is Mr. Happy plastic bag it comes in white or blue!
Becky: Should we get on with the match?
Kurama: We still don't know who we are fighting.
Nny: I hope it's Hiei.
::big flashy lights come down from the ceiling::
Mercury and Becky: We proudly percent the fighters for tonight!
Mercury: In the right corner is Nny and Kurama!
Kurama Fan-girls: KURAMA WE LOVE U!!
Mercury: ::takes out gun:: Shut up all of u!
Kurama Fan-girls: ::silence::
Becky: And our arriving fighters are....
::fire works go off::
Becky: Draco and Harry Potter!
Draco and Harry fan-girls: ::cheers::
Kurama and Nny: What! O.O
Mercury: Why what's the matter, are they to strong for my Kuramie-chan.
Kurama: No, it's just that this time I'm not fighting for my Merc Merc-chan ::big grin::
Nny: Please stop.
Mercury: Ha Merc Merc-chan. Ok than in this match u can fight in my honor.
Kurama: Weee!
Becky: ::is already on top of Harry and Draco:: I love u guys!
Draco: Get her off of me!
Harry: Gah!
Mercury: Alright! Mosh pit! ::jumps on top of everyone::
Becky: There mine!
Mercury: Ok are u guys ready?
Harry: Yeah I would be happy to fight them.
Nny: ::mumbles:: 4 eyes.
Draco: So I'm fighting a freak and a girl.
Kurama: I'm not a girl! I'm more of a man than u!
Mercury: Yeah how dare u call my Kuramie-chan a girl! ::hugs Kurama::
Draco: Ok fine I'm fighting a long haired girly boy named Kuramie-chan ::snicker::
Mercury: I'm going to kick your ass!
Kurama: ::grabs Mercury:: No let me at him, I said I was going to fight for u.
Mercury: But.
Kurama: No But's.
Mercury: But But But.
Kurama: I beat Spike, so what's so hard about a little snot, gel using little boy.
Draco: I'll show u my power girly boy!
Mercury: Hey shut up remember I'm the author and can do anything I want with u.
Draco: ::silence::
Becky: Ok let's get this match going! When I shoot this bazooka u will begin ::shoots bazooka::
Harry: I'm glad to be fighting u Nny but I won't go easy on u. A Hora Clam! ::a big clam goes for Nny (I made up the words)::
Nny: ::yawn:: This is too easy ::blows up the clam:: Well I finally got to use my C-4 ::evil grin::
Draco: Well girly boy are u ready?
Kurama: Yeah ::pulls out rose::
Draco: A rose? Are u only dating Mercury to cover up your gayness.
Mercury: Grrr! Let me at him! Let me at him!
Becky: ::is holding Mercury back:: No we are not allowed in the ring.
Kurama: This is more than a rose and u will soon discover that. ROSE WHIP!!!!
Draco: Oh it's a whip. Do u use that on other guys behind Mercury's back ::evil grin::
Mercury: Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!! I want to kick his ass! Let me go!
Becky: ::tied Mercury to a chair:: No I won't let u hurt Draco!
Kurama: ::hits Draco with the whip a couple of times and cuts him up::
Draco: I'm bleeding, I never bleed. Hogus Pokus! ::the banana from Rejected comes out::
Banana: I'm a Banana!
Kurama: Rose whip cut! ::chops banana in half::
Mercury: Go Kuramie-chan!
Nny: Now it's my time to make the first move. Billion Titanium Knife's Attack ::throws the titanium knife's that he ordered::
Harry: Gah! El Blocko ::has a force field around him::
Nny: Stupid 4 eyes.
Becky: Go Nny!
Draco: U cut my banana! You'll pay for that! Hogus Logus Bogus Axes! ::sends axes toward Kurama:: U need a hair cut!
Kurama: That's nothing ::used whip to block them from hitting him:: U might want to watch how much hair gel u use chemical muncher!
Draco: What?!
Kurama: Flaming Leaf Blades ::sends leafs that are on fire towards Draco's hair::
Draco: ::hair is on fire:: Ahhh! My hair! My hair! ::is running around::
Mercury: Ahahaha. That's my Kuramie-chan, your going to get a special gift tonight!
Kurama: Really? Woo-hoo!
Harry: I have to admit that attack was good but not good enough! Math Textbook!
Nny: ::a math textbook appears in front of Nny:: Oh no anything but that!
Harry: Mwhahaha!
Kurama: Nny u ok?
Nny: Yeah just give me a sec ::takes katana and cuts book into little pieces::
Harry: Damnit!
Becky: Weeee! That's my Nny!
Draco: Hey pay attention to our fight! I'll make sure u won't get Mercury, so she can be all mine! Mwhahaha!
Mercury: What the hell?!
Kurama: Grrr.
Becky: What?! ::gives Mercury the evil eye::
Mercury: I don't get it, take Becky she likes u! I don't!
Draco: But u see Mercury I love blondes just like me.
Becky: U stay away from him, he is mine!
Mercury: U can have him!
Draco: But I want u.
Kurama: That's it! ::turns into Youko Kurama:: Youko Kurama is back and nobody takes my Merc Merc-chan away from me!!
Mercury: ::has hearts in her eyes:: He is so gorgeous.
Nny: Hey he's not afraid of her anymore?
Youko Kurama: I'm fighting for Mercury and this little boy is pissing me off, so I am afraid of nothing!
Draco: Oh so u look more like a girl in your demon form too.
Youko Kurama: My plants attack him!! ::every plant in the neighborhood comes through the windows and attacks Draco::
Audience: Ahhhhh! ::are being killed by the plants or running out of the place::
Harry: What the? Ahhhh!! ::is being dragged away by the plants::
Draco: Ahhhh!! Let go of me!! ::the plants grab him and drag him away with Harry::
Becky: Draco!
Nny: Youko Kurama! I was beating him why did u do that?!
Youko Kurama: Cause my attacks are cooler than yours ::big grin::
Becky: Nny u were so cool up there ::hugs Nny::
Nny: Hn.
Hiei: Hey that's my word! Ahhhh! ::is being dragged away by plants::
Youko Kurama: So Mercury what about that promise?
Mercury: Um ^_^;
::is interrupted by Draco coming in the window::
Draco: U get off of her u long haired, guy loving, rose whip using girly boy!
Youko Kurama: Why u!
Mercury: Let me handle him this time. Kaa Maa Haa Maa Haaaaa! ::does the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha on him::
Draco: Gah!!! ::is throw out the window again::
Youko Kurama: So what were u saying ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: Well I guess a promise is a promise.
Becky and Nny: Huh?! O.o
Youko Kurama: Ok let's go.
Mercury: Wait we have to end the show first. I'm Mercury and just did the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha on Draco's ass.
Becky: I'm Becky with my brave Nny.
Nny: I'm Nny and I have cooler attacks than Youko Kurama.
Youko Kurama: I'm Youko Kurama and I don't care what u say Nny. Come on let's go Mercury ::drags Mercury off::
Mercury: Well I guess I'll be seeing u guys tomorrow, I hope!
Alright this one was fun! Oh and I just made up all of the spells cause I forgot what the spells were. ALSO the banana was from the film Rejected, it's one of the funniest films that I ever saw and u can download it on Imesh or Kazaa, believe me it's worth it. Oh Oh and I got my Kurama doll Tuesday, sorry but I have to tell the world! ^_^ Next chapter might be a random one but that could change. I better go now my Youko Kurama is getting impatient.
Youko Kurama: Can we go now your done with the last credits ::drags Mercury off::
Mercury: Do I have a choice ^_^
Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get nothing! Zip, Zero, Nada! And I'm not continuing the disclaimer on this chapter cause it's a death match chapter, so I don't need a disclaimer! Mwhahahahaha!
M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 13
*backstage*
Mercury: ::runs in:: Guys there's a change in today's show.
Becky: I thought we were going to tell them after the backstage scene.
Mercury: No that would be a little cruel.
Becky: But it would be funny.
Nny: So why don't u just tell us what changed.
Kurama: ::looks up from watering his plant:: Yeah and it better not be with Hiei.
Mercury: No better. U and Nny are going to have a math!
Nny: O.o No! It can't be!
Kurama: Oh what kind of math? I love math.
Becky: Math?
Mercury: Oh sorry that's a typo in my favor. What I meant to say is that u two are going to have a fighting match.
Nny: That's better.
Kurama: Aw man ::pouts::
*time for the WWE, I mean on stage*
Nny: Hi and not welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm Nny and this is the last face u will see before I kill the audience ::evil grin::
Audience: O.O
Kurama: I'm Kurama and if Spike comes here my face will be the last one he sees ::big grin toward Mercury::
Mercury: I'm Mercury and Kurama is all mine! ::hugs Kurama::
Becky: I'm Becky and my face will be the last one Nny sees before the morning ::winks toward Nny::
Mercury and Kurama: O.O Whoa.
Mercury: Oh yeah I almost forgot to show u guy's my new Kurama doll ::holds out doll::
Kurama: Hmmm they even gave me my rose and rose whip. I like it.
Mercury: But the real thing is better ::huggles Kurama::
Becky: I want a Nny doll.
Nny: My doll would come with killing action.
Mercury: That brings us to today's sponsor Toy's R Not for u! They sell all the toy's that could be deadly or a hazard to your health. There new mask is Mr. Happy plastic bag it comes in white or blue!
Becky: Should we get on with the match?
Kurama: We still don't know who we are fighting.
Nny: I hope it's Hiei.
::big flashy lights come down from the ceiling::
Mercury and Becky: We proudly percent the fighters for tonight!
Mercury: In the right corner is Nny and Kurama!
Kurama Fan-girls: KURAMA WE LOVE U!!
Mercury: ::takes out gun:: Shut up all of u!
Kurama Fan-girls: ::silence::
Becky: And our arriving fighters are....
::fire works go off::
Becky: Draco and Harry Potter!
Draco and Harry fan-girls: ::cheers::
Kurama and Nny: What! O.O
Mercury: Why what's the matter, are they to strong for my Kuramie-chan.
Kurama: No, it's just that this time I'm not fighting for my Merc Merc-chan ::big grin::
Nny: Please stop.
Mercury: Ha Merc Merc-chan. Ok than in this match u can fight in my honor.
Kurama: Weee!
Becky: ::is already on top of Harry and Draco:: I love u guys!
Draco: Get her off of me!
Harry: Gah!
Mercury: Alright! Mosh pit! ::jumps on top of everyone::
Becky: There mine!
Mercury: Ok are u guys ready?
Harry: Yeah I would be happy to fight them.
Nny: ::mumbles:: 4 eyes.
Draco: So I'm fighting a freak and a girl.
Kurama: I'm not a girl! I'm more of a man than u!
Mercury: Yeah how dare u call my Kuramie-chan a girl! ::hugs Kurama::
Draco: Ok fine I'm fighting a long haired girly boy named Kuramie-chan ::snicker::
Mercury: I'm going to kick your ass!
Kurama: ::grabs Mercury:: No let me at him, I said I was going to fight for u.
Mercury: But.
Kurama: No But's.
Mercury: But But But.
Kurama: I beat Spike, so what's so hard about a little snot, gel using little boy.
Draco: I'll show u my power girly boy!
Mercury: Hey shut up remember I'm the author and can do anything I want with u.
Draco: ::silence::
Becky: Ok let's get this match going! When I shoot this bazooka u will begin ::shoots bazooka::
Harry: I'm glad to be fighting u Nny but I won't go easy on u. A Hora Clam! ::a big clam goes for Nny (I made up the words)::
Nny: ::yawn:: This is too easy ::blows up the clam:: Well I finally got to use my C-4 ::evil grin::
Draco: Well girly boy are u ready?
Kurama: Yeah ::pulls out rose::
Draco: A rose? Are u only dating Mercury to cover up your gayness.
Mercury: Grrr! Let me at him! Let me at him!
Becky: ::is holding Mercury back:: No we are not allowed in the ring.
Kurama: This is more than a rose and u will soon discover that. ROSE WHIP!!!!
Draco: Oh it's a whip. Do u use that on other guys behind Mercury's back ::evil grin::
Mercury: Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!! I want to kick his ass! Let me go!
Becky: ::tied Mercury to a chair:: No I won't let u hurt Draco!
Kurama: ::hits Draco with the whip a couple of times and cuts him up::
Draco: I'm bleeding, I never bleed. Hogus Pokus! ::the banana from Rejected comes out::
Banana: I'm a Banana!
Kurama: Rose whip cut! ::chops banana in half::
Mercury: Go Kuramie-chan!
Nny: Now it's my time to make the first move. Billion Titanium Knife's Attack ::throws the titanium knife's that he ordered::
Harry: Gah! El Blocko ::has a force field around him::
Nny: Stupid 4 eyes.
Becky: Go Nny!
Draco: U cut my banana! You'll pay for that! Hogus Logus Bogus Axes! ::sends axes toward Kurama:: U need a hair cut!
Kurama: That's nothing ::used whip to block them from hitting him:: U might want to watch how much hair gel u use chemical muncher!
Draco: What?!
Kurama: Flaming Leaf Blades ::sends leafs that are on fire towards Draco's hair::
Draco: ::hair is on fire:: Ahhh! My hair! My hair! ::is running around::
Mercury: Ahahaha. That's my Kuramie-chan, your going to get a special gift tonight!
Kurama: Really? Woo-hoo!
Harry: I have to admit that attack was good but not good enough! Math Textbook!
Nny: ::a math textbook appears in front of Nny:: Oh no anything but that!
Harry: Mwhahaha!
Kurama: Nny u ok?
Nny: Yeah just give me a sec ::takes katana and cuts book into little pieces::
Harry: Damnit!
Becky: Weeee! That's my Nny!
Draco: Hey pay attention to our fight! I'll make sure u won't get Mercury, so she can be all mine! Mwhahaha!
Mercury: What the hell?!
Kurama: Grrr.
Becky: What?! ::gives Mercury the evil eye::
Mercury: I don't get it, take Becky she likes u! I don't!
Draco: But u see Mercury I love blondes just like me.
Becky: U stay away from him, he is mine!
Mercury: U can have him!
Draco: But I want u.
Kurama: That's it! ::turns into Youko Kurama:: Youko Kurama is back and nobody takes my Merc Merc-chan away from me!!
Mercury: ::has hearts in her eyes:: He is so gorgeous.
Nny: Hey he's not afraid of her anymore?
Youko Kurama: I'm fighting for Mercury and this little boy is pissing me off, so I am afraid of nothing!
Draco: Oh so u look more like a girl in your demon form too.
Youko Kurama: My plants attack him!! ::every plant in the neighborhood comes through the windows and attacks Draco::
Audience: Ahhhhh! ::are being killed by the plants or running out of the place::
Harry: What the? Ahhhh!! ::is being dragged away by the plants::
Draco: Ahhhh!! Let go of me!! ::the plants grab him and drag him away with Harry::
Becky: Draco!
Nny: Youko Kurama! I was beating him why did u do that?!
Youko Kurama: Cause my attacks are cooler than yours ::big grin::
Becky: Nny u were so cool up there ::hugs Nny::
Nny: Hn.
Hiei: Hey that's my word! Ahhhh! ::is being dragged away by plants::
Youko Kurama: So Mercury what about that promise?
Mercury: Um ^_^;
::is interrupted by Draco coming in the window::
Draco: U get off of her u long haired, guy loving, rose whip using girly boy!
Youko Kurama: Why u!
Mercury: Let me handle him this time. Kaa Maa Haa Maa Haaaaa! ::does the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha on him::
Draco: Gah!!! ::is throw out the window again::
Youko Kurama: So what were u saying ::hugs Mercury::
Mercury: Well I guess a promise is a promise.
Becky and Nny: Huh?! O.o
Youko Kurama: Ok let's go.
Mercury: Wait we have to end the show first. I'm Mercury and just did the Ka Ma Ha Ma Ha on Draco's ass.
Becky: I'm Becky with my brave Nny.
Nny: I'm Nny and I have cooler attacks than Youko Kurama.
Youko Kurama: I'm Youko Kurama and I don't care what u say Nny. Come on let's go Mercury ::drags Mercury off::
Mercury: Well I guess I'll be seeing u guys tomorrow, I hope!
Alright this one was fun! Oh and I just made up all of the spells cause I forgot what the spells were. ALSO the banana was from the film Rejected, it's one of the funniest films that I ever saw and u can download it on Imesh or Kazaa, believe me it's worth it. Oh Oh and I got my Kurama doll Tuesday, sorry but I have to tell the world! ^_^ Next chapter might be a random one but that could change. I better go now my Youko Kurama is getting impatient.
Youko Kurama: Can we go now your done with the last credits ::drags Mercury off::
Mercury: Do I have a choice ^_^