Disclaimer: No, I don't own FF7, or Yuffie (I wouldn't want to own her….) Or Sephiroth (wishes she owned him) or any of the other FF7 characters. *Glomps Seph* Sephiroth: What the hell?

Chapter 1: The Note

((Thoughts)) A/N

A messenger knocks on a heavy oaken door, holding a plain envelope in his right hand. Receiving no answer he knocks again. "Mister Sephiroth, are you in there?"

Sephiroth rolls over and looks at the clock with his mako eyes. ((Gods its only fucking 5 am….who in all of the seven hells would be knocking on my damn door at this hour?)) He gets up and pulls a gray cotton shirt over his head O.O he wasn't wearing a shirt *drools* and walks over to the door and opens it.

"Are you Mister Sephiroth?" Asks the messenger.

"Who else would I be? Yes I'm Sephiroth dammit! What in all the hells do you want?" His eyes flash menacingly.

The messenger takes a step back and hands him the note. "I was instructed to give you this."

Sephiroth grabs the note and looks at the plain white envelope that simply say "Sephiroth" in scrolled writing. "Who the hell is it from?"

"I-I-I don't know….I'm just doing my job sir." After receiving another glare from Sephiroth the messenger turns and flees.

Sephiroth walks back into his room and closes the door and sits on the bed, and slits open the envelope. "I wonder who the hell sent me this…." He pulls out the note and reads it.

Sephiroth,

Meet me at the Black Dragon Inn at noon, today.

~Anonymous~

Sephiroth looks at the paper. "Isn't that great? A fucking anonymous note! Hell, I'm up so I might as well go meet whoever the hell this person is….I hope it isn't her……gods, she is annoying!" He pulls off his shirt O.O *drools* and lays back on his bed going to sleep again.

Hey all! First chappie of my insane fic! Kinda a cliff-hanger, no da! Anway…..yes I did start this while on a sugar high…..so yea, I'll do a couple chapters and you guys review, telling me whether or not I should continue….I'm gonna do a serious FF7 fic….eventually! ^.^

Always,

~Lauraena~