Blah! Well Halloween is only 5 days away! Yay! Candy and scaring people is always the best but what is better than that is getting revenge! Mwhahahaha! *cough cough* Excuse me. At first I was planning on being Batman by day and Hiei by night but I don't think I can do that since my school now thinks that Halloween is not a catholic holiday, BUT they did let people dress up last year for halloween. My school is such a dumbass. Oh sorry I'm really getting off topic heh ^_^; Ok today is Bit Clouds turn! So let's see what happens.

Disclaimer: If u sue me u will get a pencil, a pen, looseleaf, crayons, markers, an eraser, a notebook, paperclips, a stapler, my spanish textbook because it is evil, my math teacher because he has temper tantrums, and my school! Take it please!

M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R Chapter 15

*Backstage once again!*

Kurama: Can I ask what she is doing?

Mercury: Oh she is just using a alter-violet light looking thing on your hair.

Becky: I don't get it, why a alter-violet light thing?

Nny: What's that?

Mandie: I'm trying to find out where he keeps that Youko Kurama guy.

::Everybody except Mandie falls over anime style::

Mercury: Um Mandie that's not an alter-violet light thingy.

Becky: Yeah it's a tuna finder.

Nny: Wait but didn't she break it in the last chapter?

Mandie: Yeah I did.

::Everybody goes into a creppy silence with some creppy music playing in the back round::

Nny: Thanks Joe.

Joe: No problem.

*On stage*

Mandie: Hi and welcome to M.B.K.A.N.C.A.G.T.R! I'm the special appearing guest, Mandie the Spy!

Nny: I'm Nny and I'm the special killing audience machine ::evil grin towards audience (as done in chapter 13 ^_^)::

Audience: O.O

Becky: I'm Becky, the special glomping Nny machine ::glomps Nny::

Kurama: I'm Kurama, the special Youko with my special Merc Merc-chan ::hugs Mercury::

Mercury: Heh stop calling me Merc Merc-chan. I'm the special Mercury who is really batman in disguise.

Audience: Huh?

Mercury: Just forget it. Today's guest is someone that me and Mandie just love but Becky doesn't.

Nny: That's good but now I won't have anyone to fight.

Mandie: Can I say the guest now?

Becky: ::ignoring Mandie:: U mean I won't be able to go crazy for a guy and than have my Nny attack him?

Mandie: Can I say the guest now?

Mercury: ::still ignoring Mandie:: That's right it's my turn for that.

Mandie: ::getting annoyed:: Can I bring the guest out NOW?

Kurama: ::ignoring Mandie again:: If that guy touches u, he is dead.

Mandie: CAN I BRING OUT THE GUEST NOW?!

Everybody: ::was blow away by Mandie::

Becky: Fine bring him out than!

Nny: My Titanium knifes collection fell down! ::runs to pick them up::

Kurama: That was strong.

Mercury: Yeah a rose fell out of your hair ::picks up rose than thinks:: Hm ROSE---

Kurama: Gimme that! ::snatches the rose away from Mercury::

Mercury: ::pouts::

Mandie: Our special guest today that me and Mercury like but Becky doesn't is Bit Cloud!

*silence*

Mandie: Where is he?

Becky: U have to turn the transporter on.

Nny: Oh yeah our great transporter.

Mandie: I'm pressing the button! ::presses it::

*The big flashy O' lighty thingy with the flash!*

*Out comes Bit with Liger*

Bit: Huh? What is this place.

Liger: Roar (means I don't know, why are u asking me?)

Bit: Cause I thought u knew.

Liger: Roar Roar (means Well I think your an idiot)

Mandie and Mercury: Bit!!! ::both glomp him::

Bit: Gah!!

Liger: Roar Ha! (means Ha Ha u deserve that)

Becky: ::sigh:: I miss doing that, where is Hiei when u need him.

Hiei: ::runs in without a shirt on and poses:: Right here, your sexy demon has arrived.

Becky: Hiei!!!! ::has hearts in her eyes::

Hiei Fangirls: We want u Hiei!!

Becky: Shut up before Nny kills u!

Hiei Fangirls: ::silence::

Kurama: Oh god that's sick. Put a shirt on Hiei.

Nny: Hiei! Don't make me kick your ass in strip poker again!

Hiei: It's ok just as long as Becky is here to see me.

Everybody except Becky which has hearts in her eyes: ...... ::stares at Hiei::

Hiei: Fine I'm going if u don't like it ::puts shirt back on and leaves::

Becky: NOOOOO!! ::starts to convulse on the ground:: Where is my...sexy...Demon!

Mercury: I know I have my sexy demon right here ::hugs Kurama::

Kurama: ::smiles:: I feel loved.

Bit: Um excuse me, u were suppose to be hugging me.

Mercury: Oh yeah! ::glomps Bit again::

Bit: That's better.

Kurama: ::pouts:: I'll get my plants to eat him later.

Nny: ::is poking Becky with a stick:: I think she is dead.

Mercury: No she'll be fine. Now back to our guest!

Mandie: Can I ask him a question?

Nny: Yeah sure ::still poking Becky who is still convulsing on the ground::

Mandie: Can I marry u?

Bit: Um ^_^; Next question!

Kurama: I have one ::has his evil voice on (which is very hot ^_^):: Can my plants eat u? ::evil grin::

Bit: Ekk! O.O

Liger: Roar (means Baka)

Mercury: Hey u should meet Mr. Fluffy-kings! Mr. Fluffy-kings come here!

Mr. Fluffy-kings: ::runs in:: Roar (means Hi everybody!)

Audience: Hi Mr. Fluffy-kings!

Nny: Can I kill them now?

Mercury: No we still have questions.

Liger: Roar? (means What are u?)

Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar Roar Roar (means I'm the alien from Doom 3. What are u?)

Liger: Roar (means I'm a zoid)

Mercury: Awww Liger is so cute!

Liger: ::blushes (if that is even possible)::

Mercury: Can I have him!?

Bit: No!

Liger: Roar! (means Yes! Please take me away from him!)

Mandie: Ok! Let's get questions from the audience! U sir!

Bit Fan# 4,586: Yeah Mr. Bit we all know your lover is Brad so just admit it!

Bit: What?! O.o

Mandie: Wow, that was kinda sudden. Ok u over there.

Bit Fan-girl# 68,459: Bit u are so cute! I love u! I even have a tattoo on my--

Bit: Stop right there! I don't need to know anything else.

Becky: ::wakes up finally:: This is boring! Bit u suck!

Mandie and Mercury: That was mean!

Liger: Roar (means Hey we both think the same thing, I like her.)

Nny: Well she is mine.

Becky: U were poking me with a stick weren't u?

Nny: Um no ::hides stick behind his back::

Kurama: ::is sitting in a corner all in shadows looking evil but looking really hot to me ^_^;:: My plants need food and they like stupid people, u are the perfect person Bit.

Bit: Hey! Why don't u shut up! If u hate me than let's fight!

Mandie: Oh no! Your not fighting ::hugs Bit::

Bit: Um ^_^;

::all the sudden Raven comes in with his GenoBreaker::

Becky: Ahhh! That thing can't fit in the studio!

Liger: Roar! (means What the hell?!)

Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar! (means Niccceee!)

Nny: Can I kill the audience with that thing?

Raven: No! It's mine even though I don't like Zoids.

Shadow: Grrr. (means Shut up)

Kurama: ::is preparing plants to attack Bit::

Mercury: ::writes on notepad::

::GenoBreaker disappears::

Raven: Damn.

Shadow: GRRR! (means I'm freeeee!!) ::runs away::

Mandie: Raven? ::drops Bit::

Bit: ::falls down:: Gah!

Mandie: Raven!! ::hugs Raven::

Raven: Hey stop touching me.

Mercury: Cutie! ::goes to hug him::

Mandie: Mine!! ::hiss::

Mercury: Ekk!

::all the sudden Irvine comes in with his Lighting Saix::

Irvine: Raven I'm going to kick your ass for stealing my cookie!

Raven: Screw u! It was my cookie!

Mandie: Irvine?

Irvine: Huh? ::all the sudden u hear a piano playing in the back round, which means he is falling in love with Mandie in that cheap, cheesy way that they do sometimes (I don't know how to explain it, sorry ^_^;;)::

Everybody but Mandie and Irvine: Huh?

Mandie: Thanks Joe.

Joe: ::appears:: Your welcome ::disappears::

Irvine: Mandie! ::runs towards her in slow motion::

Mandie: Irvine! ::they both hug each other in that cheesy way as I said before::

Becky: That was...weird.

Mercury: How come he went in slow motion but she didn't?

Nny: I think I'm going to throw up.

Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roarrrr (means Can I eat him pleaseee?)

Liger: Roar? (means Where did that guy Joe come from?)

Irvine and Mandie: I love u!! ::are still hugging each other::

Jen: Blue cheese! Get your blue cheese!

Audience: ::Buys Blue cheese so they don't die::

Mercury: Oh yeah! Once again today's sponsor is Jen's Blue Cheese Inc. The new favor of cheese is Mold! Ym Ym Blue cheese is good for u!

Audience Member# 1,765,294 (yeah we have that many): This still sucks.

Jen: Grrr ::chops guys head off:: Now does anybody else thinks my blue cheese sucks!

Audience: ::shacks head::

Jen: That's better.

Raven: Hey u get off of my woman!

Irvine: She is mine u---

Bit: Ahhh!!! ::is getting attacked by Kurama's plants::

Kurama: Mwhahaha! Yes my plants! Attack him!! Mwhahaha!

Becky: Ha! U suck Bit! ::kicks Bit in the head::

Bit: Ow! Stop it!

Becky: No! ::starts to poke him with Harry Potter's wand::

Bit: Stop it! Get these damn plants off of me!

Irvine: She is mine u long haired man-whore!

Raven: Oh talking about whores u should look in a mirror!

Irvine: Why don't u get a hair cut and stop following Van around!

Raven: U can't even see right! U half robot!

Mandie: Stop fighting! U both are coming with me! ::grabs Raven and Irvine and jumps in the Lighting Saix than runs into the sunset::

Becky: There is a hole in our wall again.

Nny: We have a wall?

Bit: Ahhh!!! ::is dragged out of the place by Kurama's plants::

Kurama: Mwhahahaha!

Liger: Roar Roar? (means Is he always like this?)

Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar (means Not really)

Mercury: ::has hearts in her eyes:: Oh man. He is so hot right now.

Kurama: Mwhahaha! Huh?

Mercury: Waaa! ::hugs Kurama:: Your so hot when u are crazy.

Kurama: Huh? ::thinks:: Oh I got ya ::winks::

Nny: ::evil grin:: Youko Kurama!

Kurama: No! Not this time Nny I want to be the one with Mercury.

Everybody but Kurama: O.O It didn't work!

Kurama: That's right because he will tell Mercury all about what happened that night and I can't let her know that!

Mercury: Know what?

Kurama: Huh? Nothing. Can we go now?

::Mandie comes back again::

Mandie: Oh yeah I forgot to hand u this, it's a lie detector test that I gave Kurama ::hands her the results than leaves again::

Mercury: ::reads:: Gah! We...did what? WE..did what? WE DID WHAT?! ::has flames behind her::

Kurama: ::stutters:: I..I..um.. It was... Youko Kurama... Please don't kill me! I'm so sorry I didn't mean anything, I couldn't control him! I'm so sorry! ::is on his knees begging::

Becky: Um We should need the show now. I'm Becky.

Mercury: Wait, Nny the audience knows my batman secret, they must be terminated.

Nny: Yay! I'm Nny ::throws grenade in the audience::

Audience: ::died:: @_@

Jen: Hey watch it! I'm Jen! Now buy my Blue cheese or die!

Liger: Roar (means I'm Liger) Roar (U want to go kill people Mr. Fluffy- kings?)

Mr. Fluffy-kings: Roar Roar (I'm Mr. Fluffy-kings. Yeah let's go) ::both walk out of studio::

Mandie: ::comes back again:: I'm the great spy Mandie!

Raven: I'm Raven!

Irvine: I'm Irvine!

::They go running off again::

Mercury: I'm Mercury. Kurama u are coming with me... I'm going to have a talk with u ::eye is twitching:: Yeah a talk.

Kurama: I'm Kurama. Please don't hurt your Kuramie-chan ::is still begging with puppy dog eyes::

Mercury: ::has fire in her eyes:: We are...talking...yeah talking ::twitching some more:: that's right talking.

Kurama: Nny? Becky? Help me.

Becky: Um I got to go do my..um homework! Yeah homework. Come on Nny ::grabs Nny::

Nny: Yeah I got to go do this thing called homework too.

::they both walk out of the studio leaving only Kurama and Mercury there::

Kurama: Mercury?

Mercury: Your coming to my house. Where there are plenty of sharp objects ::eye is still twitching::

Kurama: Somebody Help Meeeeeee!!! ::is dragged off by Mercury::

Joe: I'm not helping him.

Damn my hand is killing me right now. To much typing. Oh and about last chapter I'm sorry about all of the editing mistakes, I was reading it and yelling at myself for so many mistakes, I'll make sure it doesn't happen in this chapter. Well anyways I know I made Bit, Liger, Irvine, Shadow and Raven out of character, wait there all out of character ^_^. I think I'm still gonna try to be batman by day. We'll see if Kurama is alive in the next chapter.

Kurama: Help please!